A DOUBLE SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

JOE CAPTION

Best caption will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

RHOBH Preview Part I Arriving In Holland…

The moronic Housewives all gather in Holland… the setting for another GameNight/DinnerFromHell or whatever previous situation you wish to choose from!   This is difficult to watch, as it’s purely bad acting in a totally setup scenario…and Loada’s missive about her drunk-driving daughter to show that she’s just a simple imperfect Dutch girl is laughable.

Bravo/MissAndy obviously got the message about the HouseHusbands ruining the show… unfortunately, it’s too late.  

RHOBH Preview Part II: Fighting In Holland!!

The overacting is ridiculous.   As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.  Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips.

 BigLips is married to HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

I'M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!!   HARRY HAMLIN!!!

I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Thoughts On Whatever!

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  The items which don’t deserve individual attention!  But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not!  WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY!  She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading

STAR TREK’S SPOCK… Dead At 83

Leonard Nimoy, who played Mr. Spock on StarTrek, died at home Friday morning in Bel-Air at the age of 83… after battling chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

The “Star Trek” star announced last year that he was battling the disease and attributed it to years and years of smoking.   He had given up the habit 30 years ago.

Nimoy started playing Mr. Spock when the TV show debuted in 1966 … and is the only actor to appear in every episode of the original series. He continued in the Spock role through most of the movies, including the most recent in 2013.

Nimoy tweeted for the last time on Feb. 22, saying …

“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP”

Spock/Rodenberry had much deeper thoughts…

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(Thanks “cybraxis”!!)

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: PumpMyStomach Says She “Would Rather Go Into The Ring With MikeTyson” Than Go Back To RHOBH! What Happened???

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From March 29, 2014… What happened that PumpMyStomach decided to return to the RHOBH this season??   Why would PumpMyStomach put herself through such torture???  When asked if she plans to come back to the show, Lisa says: “I would rather … Continue reading

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RHONY: What To Expect…ANOTHER Disappointing Season! Carole Says Housewives Are “Shallow” Yet Accepts $$$ To Be One!

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From NYDailyNews: NOTE:  How many times will this broken record re the RHONY be played???  Those “mystery sources” say that the RHONY is another disappointment.  Except for BFrankel.  These “mystery sources” should really get together before they issue their PR … Continue reading

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NayNay Has AMNESIA… Forgets She Attacked KimZ! TWICE! Says SHE’S Reason For Any RHOA Success!

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I wanna be KimZolciak NayNay gives a big interview to BuzzFeed… in which she states that she would NEVER attack anyone!!  While NeNe has had her fair share of on-set feuds, she says that, despite pressure to “turn it up” … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

DRUNK OTIS CAPTION I

The best caption will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE UPDATE: Billy’s Eldest Daughter Shunned… Brown’s New Boat… Filming In Hoonah… PapaPilgrim

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Received this from “Summer”: “Im not sure if your aware but in the constant going on about family on Alaskan Bush People they fail to mention that Billy has a daughter in Texas he has no desire to meet because … Continue reading

Watch Out!! Two Andys Coming!

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It’s double trouble coming your way!  MissAndy and MissAndyCoop are taking a cue from the enormous success of Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller chatting on stage by appearing in their very own traveling show!

“Both men are putting their easy camaraderie on display in a live lecture series this spring. The idea came from Cohen’s mother and Cooper’s agent, who watched in November when Cooper interviewed Cohen about his book onstage in New York. The series, subtitled “Deep Talk and Shallow Tales,” starts March 21 in Boston, with later dates in Miami and Chicago and more if the initial run goes well.”

Each man is preparing surprises for his friend to be revealed onstage during the tour, booked into small theaters. They’ll talk about their careers, planning to let the audiences dictate much of the agenda by asking questions. If the Q&A part of their show is anything like getting a question through to MissAndy or his guests on WWHL, the questions will be vetted several times before actually getting to either Andy!   Watch for even bigger “surprises” when Housewives show up during the Andy’s show.   DETAILS HERE.

NOTE:  Both MissAndy’s love SH!! 

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(Thanks “cmhr” and “Stan”!!!)

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE: Questions Still Remain! Burnt-Down Cabin! Scammin’Billy’s Coma…GeniusNoah’s Limp… BirdBrain’s Tooth

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Original Intro from first episode of AlaskanBushPeople: New Intro…different video:  NOTE:  Questions re the AlaskanBushPeople were raised after viewing the first episode of the first season…”Raised Wild”… and, after listening to the narrated ABP intro. “Deep in the Alaskan wilderness … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s GameNight! AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Invites Herself To Hawaii!

Poor AlienShapeShifterPam DanaWilkey!  PamDana really tried to weasel an invite out of Camille, but Camille didn’t bite…all the while Kimbecile and HagfaceKyle are “cleaning” PamDana’s bathroom!

RHOBH Preview: Loada “Runs Into” Old BF

Loada uses her LymeBrain as an excuse for not remembering an “old boyfriend” from 40 years ago in this totally phony baloney and utterly rude Holland scene… 

This preview gets 88939665403003037644 eye rolls…

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading

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BigLipsLisa On WWHL: Says RHOBH Has Boosted Her Career; Earlier Says She Would NEVER Be A Housewife! HagfaceKyle On CSI… Kim and HagfaceKyle On DivingWithTheStars!!

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The most interesting part of MisshapenLipsLisa on WWHL was her gushing to MissAndy about how her being her on the RHOBH has advanced her acting “career”… …interesting as she stated many times that she would NEVER be a Housewife!  OH NO!!! … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Swooning Over StevenTyler… And A Free Trip (Which Wasn’t Really A Free Gift From Loada)!

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Wine Tossing And Threats!!

DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH!  The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.

Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!?   HARRY HAMLIN!!  

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND... HARRY HAMLIN!!

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND… HARRY HAMLIN!!

HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!!  And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…

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BFrankel Won’t Talk About JillZ …Will ONLY Talk “Brand” And New Book

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BFrankel just leaves the taste of stale rancid margarita’s in the air after watching this interview with Fusion’s Eric Herbst.   Eric chatted with BLEEEEECHBFrankel at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival where Eric attempted to squeeze out some info, … Continue reading

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More Rumblings And Rumbles From The RHONY…Sonja’s Fashion Show Hijacked! BFrankel Not Compliant With Other RHONY!

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From NYPost:  NOTE:  Just another PR item slipped to the NYPost to up the anticipation of the new season of the RHONY.  Unfortunately, the RHONY should have been axed two seasons ago.  This is the last shot for the NYers; if … Continue reading

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To Tree and JuicyJoe Pushin’ Their Teeth Whitening Scheme?

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JUICY JOE’S ENDORSEMENT OF A DENTAL PRODUCT?  NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at what the Joodices were tryin’ to push almost three years ago… SH April 11, 2012!    Who could forget JuicyJoe bein’ trained to … Continue reading

LustyLipsLisa Is Back… Butting In On Kim’s Case!

More ridiculousness from the moronic Housewives as LustyLipsLisa puts her nose in Kim’s bizness… right there in front of Babyface as they fly to KingD’s charity event!!  Looks like Babyface don’t give a damn about what’s going on with these dimbulbs… he’s busy eating!

RHOBH Spots Naked Guy In Holland! Was It David Foster’s Butt???

The moronic Housewives claim that there was a **GASP** naked man strolling down the street.  And, they’re all aflutter…  

Really?  How do we know… why didn’t Bravo show the naked guy??  Bravo has no problem airing lots of butts!  Perhaps the naked guy was KingDavid…

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SH “HIT AND RUN” BravoTV Desperate… Now Offering Contests! PTHousewife Really Broke! Much MORE!!

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Bravo is so desperate for viewers that they are now offering contests!!  This one in association with the RHOBH is to win a Jeep and a trip to LA: Showcase your renegade spirit by sharing a pic using the hashtag … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA!! The Money Was All Smoke And Mirrors!! Juicy Needs Money!!

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What have Tree’s PR people come up with this week to keep her name relevant?? According to those mystery sources at ROL:  Joe Giudice is looking for money because the family’s finances are not exactly recovering. Teresa isn’t even adding … Continue reading