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Caption This!! What Happened To The RHOC…

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“Kace316″ will receive one free WretchedChristine logo from her handbag line!  Disclaimer: Logo must be procured by digging through the OC landfill…

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CROOKS AND BIGGAYROSIE GET A SPINOFF!! MissAndy Needs A Name!

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“Luigi” receives one affirmation note from Crooks!!  Disclaimer:  Accepting any “romantic” advances made by Crooks along with the affirmation note will be at the winner’s discretion…

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DEEP THOUGHTS… With DullDina

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“DiscoStain” receives infinity zen blessings from SaintDina.  Disclaimer:  Zen blessings are bestowed upon the unwashed after SaintDina has publicly done all of her saintly PR duties… and after composing her famously exquisite leaves, sticks and cat hair tablescapes.  Anyone seeking zen blessings are required to bring at least a month’s worth of meals and wear a catheter, as anyone stepping out of the long line to receive SaintDina’s zen blessings will lose their place in line!