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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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Crooks Wishes Everyone A Very MERRY CHRISTMAS…From Vicki’s Backyard!

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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… Captioned!!

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“Beehappy” will receive tutelage in tomato sauce making by Juicy himself!  FinePrint: TomatoSauceTutelage may be revoked at any time on an unpredictable whim of Juicy… or if the Joodice garage where sauce is to be made becomes unavailable due to the “sold” sign on the Joodice marble mausoleum.   NOTE: Poor Juicy… sleeping on a pillow without a pillowcase!

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CAPTION THIS! VGotti’s Prison Smuggling Plans…

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“HBalls” will receive a the first taste of Teresa’s newest prison product, Fabu-pruno!  FinePrint: Not responsible for any injuries caused by those pruno-lovin’ Danbury inmates … 

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