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YOLANDA FOSTER: The RHOBH Are “A Bunch Of Clowns”! Just Using RHOBH To Get Her Own “Lifestyle” Show!

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From December 2013:  David Foster blabs to a TorontoPaper about his career goals and then talks about Yolanda Foster and her REAL reasons for being a clown on the RHOBH!  In an interview re David Foster’s quest to win a … Continue reading

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KingD Says AGAIN That The RHOBH Is Not REAL… And Addresses Divorce Chat!

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  In this very narcissistic interview with HauteLiving, David Foster once again bursts the bubble of all those who still think that the RHOBH has any shred of reality… and makes sure that he mentions those divorce “rumors”! “…nor does … Continue reading

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BAD NEWS FOR YODA: New Study… “Is Lyme Disease The Next AIDS”?

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A new study from WholeHealthInsider concludes that many people who THINK they contracted Lyme Disease from a deer tick may be NOT have contracted the disease from a tick, but from sexual contact! For years, Lyme’s disease was thought to … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: Yoda’s Modeling Mini-Me… Begs Mom To Never Stop That Clown Show!!

YODA’s mini-me wore some **cough, cough**  ***eye rolls***  “FABULOUS” outfits at NYFW!

Alana (allegedly) was overheard chatting with other models saying that her mother better never stop bein’ on that show with those Housewives clowns… ’cause Alana doesn’t wanna be another “model” has-been at 18 like that Staub chick!  Alana allegedly also said that she hates lemons and refuses to wear the color yellow on any of her modeling assignments!

The 18-year old model—who you might recognize as the daughter of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster—opened and closed Jeremy Scott’s sporty show as well as walked in Desigual.

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If you haven’t seen YODA’s $27.5 million house for sale… see SH February 11, 2014!

YOLANDA FOSTER: On GMA This Morning… Why She’s Selling Malibu House… Where Is David Foster???

How strange.   How very strange.

Yolanda Foster obviously filmed this spot, which aired on GoodMorningAmerica this morning, to coincide with putting her over-inflated asking price of $27.5 million Malibu house up for sale PUBLICLY yesterday.   IMO, selling her house is the REAL reason for the GMA spot… but, it will be chalked up as YODA performing a PSA for LymeDisease!

What is “strange” about YODA, her house sale and all the PR she’s doing???

The  Foster’s Malibu house has been for sale PRIVATELY for the last several years…

  • The fact that YODA’s brain has decreased to 40% capacity (her words… she probably meant to include the word “functioning”!)…. but, is still functioning well enough to handle interviews and more than likely continue on the RHOBH!
  • her life is too stressful… but not stressful enough to stop interviews to sell her house!
  • she just discovered that her daughters will no longer be living in the house…but, she knew that while attempting to privately sell her house for the past few years!

Even stranger… where is David Foster????  Kinda strange that KingD isn’t around to assist his stressed-out debilitated wife…

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YOLANDA FOSTER: What Will Happen? Will YODA Get Her Own Lifestyle Show And Get Away From Those RHOBH Clowns?

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In this recent interview, YODA tells why she agreed to be a Beverly Hills Housewife.

YODA and KosherKyle are shown pickin’ lemons to prepare for the ten-day MasterCleanse.  Whilst up in the lemon grove, you can see how far the Pacific really is and you can also hear the traffic… and that is with audio editing.

YODA also says that other women can live through her, ’cause others haven’t traveled the world or done anything that she’s done, lived or experienced.   NOTE:  We’re givin’ this delusional statement from YODA 3337464 eye rolls!

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Highlights:  at the 2:10 mark YODA explains that she lost 40% of her brain… at the 4:25 mark talks about her starring role on the Dutch version of the RHOBH.  YODA says that her role on the Dutch Housewives show was to “inspire” women.

We at SH have been following YODA while she was on the Dutch Housewives show… one of our long-time reader/commenters “sd” travels to Holland on a regular basis and had been keeping all at SH apprised of YODA’s activities!

I'M DA STAR AND I'M HERE TO INSPIRE ALL LESSER VIMEN!

I’M DA STAR AND I’M HERE TO INSPIRE ALL LESSER VIMEN!  ESPECIALLY DOS VITOUT A PASSPORT!

YODA on DutchHousewives show preparing for marriage to KingDave:

NOTE:  IMO, and as stated before YODA was officially crowned the replacement for Camille Grammer, was shocked that DavidFoster would agree to be a part of another “reality” show, as “Princes of Malibu” was the last straw which led to the DavidFoster/LindaThompsonJennerFoster divorce.

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Let’s take a look back at some statements which come directly from the parties involved… KingD and YODA!

On TheView in early 2013… KingD starts to chat about YODA’s “platform” on the RHOBH, which is to sell her “romance” illusion and products.  KingD also says that YODA won’t get caught up in all that Housewives chaos… she’s above all that!

An earlier interview… from 2012!  YODA swears that she’s never watched the RHOBH.  And why should she???  YODA played the part for years on the Dutch version!  At the 2:05 mark, KingD and YODA say that nothing will ever come between them, especially not a “reality” show!!!

What will YODA do???  Will YODA continue on the RHOBH even though her brain capacity has dwindled and she needs less stress in her life??  WHY would YODA want to re-up?  The answer is VERY clear!

Here’s why YODA will continue:  Like ALL of her colleagues, YODA has a vested interest in playing her part on the RHOBH.  YODA has stuff she wants you to buy and also has an entire “lifestyle” she wants you to buy into!  YODA’s whole schtick is based on her and KingD’s “romance”… which she wants eventually to evolve into her very own “reality” show based on her healthy, fit and romantic lifestyle.

Contrary to what YODA has stated on twitter re SH “trash talking” about her, ALL items re YODA and KingD are straight from their own mouths or from public information!  SH requested YODA to point out ANY errors on any items re her on SH… as usual, YODA continues to “trash talk” about SH; however, has never pointed out any inaccuracies.  ‘Cause there are none.

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

YES… “BEWARE OF TICKS”! UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

KingD said in this December 4, 2013 interview with a Toronto paper that YODA told him that all those BeverlyHills Housewives that she works with are “clowns” and that what YODA really wants is her own “lifestyle” show.  IMO, it’s pretty clear that KingD views the RHOBH with a bit of contempt… could KingD have been goin’ along with YODA bein’ a BH Housewife until she lands her own show, at which time he could bow out??

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:

“… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:

“She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that

(the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

David then explains that Yolanda says that the RHOBH is a bunch of clowns… tryin’ to make a living:

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is just a bunch of clowns trying to make a living,” he adds.  It’s a show about nothing basically but people seem to like it.   

Yolanda seems to enjoy it and I think she comes across very classy on the show and doesn’t really engage much in all the banter that goes on.

Also in the mix for YODA’s consideration is keeping her daughter’s “modeling” careers going.  Alana and the other one need to be associated with their mother’s “fame” to keep booking those “modeling” jobs… or they will shoot right down the model daughter’s of Housewives abyss ala “international modeling sensation” ChristineStaub!

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There is something just not sitting right re YODA and her “official” reasons for selling off her dream Malibu house, especially the **insert eye rolls here** “I can’t take care of my five (but are actually three) ACRES of house”!   Who the hell was taking care of the lemon house and acreage for the past several years??  YODA has been shown with plenty of help around her “estate”… so, we’re callin’ BS on that lame excuse!

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Are the Foster’s preparing for divorce???  The bloom is definitely off that rose and perhaps that moldy vase water is beginning to smell… time to throw it out and start anew.  IMO, all signs point in the divorce direction, however, we’ll just have to wait and see…

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KYLE RICHARDS: HagfaceKyle’s Totally BS BravoBlog… Wants All To Know That MO-Reese Has His OWN Real Estate Company, THE AGENCY… Says She Doesn’t Even Know CreepyCarlton… Then Says CreepyCarlton Is Not Being “Honest”… THEN Says She Doesn’t Care What ANYONE Thinks Of Her!… HUH???… Who’s Writing This Crap???

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This week Lisa  and I decided to throw a birthday dinner for Ken and Mauricio. Mauricio loves Ken and the two really get along well. I didn’t know it was Yolanda’s step daughter’s wedding the same night as the birthday dinner. When … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Preview… CreepyCarlton Puts A Hex On DumbJoyce…

On the next RHOBH… CreepyCarltonTheDoorman has her pool party. LisaWLIAVDBTR cancels an invitation to Yolanda’s house at the last minute…Yolanda questions their friendship.  DumbJoyce says she doesn’t believe in witchcraft, so CreepyCarlton warns her to see what happens once she gets home.

 

NOTE:  OK… we get that you’re a real badazz witch.  CreepyCarlton’s story line is a real yawnfest.   Let’s move on.  

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Previous Episode… Dinner At Yolanda’s … Languages and Botox

If you missed the last episode of the RHOBH, you didn’t miss much!  There was ANOTHER dinner party at Yolanda and David Foster’s lemon house, where intellectual conversation amongst the diners included languages and medical procedures:

 

And there was a place card debacle… yawn.

NOTE:  If you’re interested, you can read Yolanda’s companion piece in which she reviews this episode at BravoTV.com

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Report States That Yolanda Bought Twitter Followers… Twitter Audits… UPDATE: Yolanda Responds “No Purchase of Followers”!

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This guy was ‘shocked’ to find that tweeters, YouTubers and Facebookers can **GASP** actually BUY followers… he told TheWrap that he was ‘shocked’ to learn that Yolanda Foster was named as one of the tweeters who bought followers.  NOTE:  UH… … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap: Season Four, Episode Six…”Escape To Bitch Mountain”… by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS   “Escape To Bitch Mountain”   by Sandi Duffy So last Wednesday I was at the Pink concert at the Prudential Center in Newark, and apparently so were the Giudices. Thank heavens my picture isn’t … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap: Season Four, Episode Six…”Palm Springs Breakers”…AND Mini Recap of “Sound of Music”… by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS   Season Four, Episode Six… “Palm Springs Breakers” by Sandi Duffy First, let’s talk about that crapfest that passed for The Sound of Music, the only musical I’ve ever liked…until Thursday night. I had a bad attitude … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Kyle Richards… Mauricio Umansky…Kim Richards’ Nephew…Paul Nassif, Terry Dubrow… Yolanda Foster, David Foster…

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YIKES!!!   And to think that the paps were paid to take her pictures!  HagfaceKyle should destroy the digitals! See more photos of HagfaceKyle Richards at TheDailyMail… Speakin’ of HagfaceKyle… her husband, MO-Ree-C-O cannot unload Barry Bonds’ house!  The house … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Is Yolanda Foster Responsible For Hacked Computers?…Melissa Gorga’s Best Paying Job!

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If Melissa Gorga ever decides to quit her Housewives job, she can go back to her former Lookers position.  It would be a lateral move!  Being an exotic dancer is a top-paying position… in the tip department!   There was … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Tells KingD That The RHOBH Are “A Bunch Of Clowns”!

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David Foster blabs to a TorontoPaper about his career goals and then talks about Yolanda Foster and her goals! In an interview re David Foster’s quest to win a Tony Award and an Oscar statue, David is asked briefly about … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE, YOLANDA FOSTER: RHOBH Preview… First Times!

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  The first time Yolanda did her master cleanse was in Palm Springs… Brandi does one better!  DrunkOtis says that the first time she did cocaine was in Palm Springs… how klassy!   You must have anti-biotics on hand to … Continue reading

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RHOBH: “Hair Wars” Between Kyle Richards and Joyce Giraud Is Real!… But, SH Readers Knew About “Hair Wars” For A Looooong Time

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Didn’t we tell you there was gonna be “HAIR WARS” between HagfaceKyle and new Housewife DumbJoyce??    “HAIR WARS” is NOW officially sanctioned by Bravo (Gee, wonder where they got that idea from?!)… and Yolanda gets in some digs!  Yolanda … Continue reading

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: A LOOK AT THE REAL KYLE! … HagfaceKyle Has “Tabloid Editors On Speed Dial”… “Liar, Liar…”… WHY Was Father of “ANTI-Rumor” Tabloid Website Owner At David Foster’s Hollywood Star Ceremony??… UPDATE: Yo Answers!

OK… WHO PUT THE WHOOPIE CUSHION UNDER MY SEAT?

OK… WHO PUT THE WHOOPIE CUSHION UNDER MY SEAT?

Despite saying in her BravoBlog that she is totally naive about all those nasty and “untrue” tabloid “stories”…

“… After the lunch at Carlton’s that you saw last week, a story came out on the Internet. SOMEONE leaked what happened that day and talked about what Brandi, Yolanda, and Lisa had said and how upset I was. Most of the information was incorrect, as usual, but they were right about me being upset. The word bully was never mentioned in the article but that was the paparazzi’s (that Brandi ran into) interpretation of it.

Brandi and Lisa were clearly upset about the article and I was as well! The LAST thing I wanted to do was draw MORE attention to the lies in the tabloids…

When Lisa suggested I tweet something in defense of them I really was shocked. When the tabloids first came out Mauricio and I hired a lawyer to sue. We soon learned that it was not that simple. We were also advised to not give it any attention. That is what the magazines want.”

… HagfaceKyle writes as if this is her first time at the TabloidRodeo!

When we all know THAT is far from the truth!   HagfaceKyle knows EXACTLY the tabloid story game!

LOOK!!  Those paps just happened to be at HagfaceKyle’s house the ONLY day that she was wheelin’ out that garbage can… in a DRESS… in HEELS!  

How CONVEEEEENEEE-ENT that the paps were hangin’ around HagfaceKyle’s neighborhood on trash day!

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Let’s take a look back at February 2, 2012 and see what LisaVanDump’s EX-BFF, Cedric, had to say about HagfaceKyle having the TabloidEditors on SpeedDial!

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Anyone with common sense knows that Kyle is the ultimate “player.”  Like Lisa, she has all of the tabloid editors on speed dial and she knows where many of their bodies are buried.  She cleverly stirs the pot and then gets out of the way as the other Housewives collide.

Once again, she “outed” a police report which was allegedly filed against someone who’s not there to defend himself (just like she did to me last year).

But Kyle is most interesting when she loses her cool   Her vicious, “rabid dog” attack on Brandi (early in season 2), revealed Kyle’s true nature.

LOOK!!!  Drunk Otis stole HagfaceKyle’s “call the paps ’cause I’m takin’ out my garbage” idea!

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Talkin’ about tabloids… we have not heard a peep from the usually very prompt @YolandaHFoster!

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We asked her WHY Dr. Phil was front and center at David Foster’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.

WILL YOLANDA EVER RESPOND????

WILL THE USUALLY RESPONSIVE YOLANDA EVER RESPOND????

The usually quick-to-respond Yolanda has finally responded.  Says Dr. Phil is a friend…defensively!  Could we be seeing another side (What’s your point?) to the usually “sweetly crafted” image of this BH Housewife?

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As you all know… the **cough, cough** (hand me a bucket) “ANTI-tabloid” site…  “RumorFix” is owned by Dr. Phil’s son, as explained by Dr. Phil at the 1:30 mark:

OH!  You didn’t know the Dr. Phil connection??  Well, now you do!  You can see more… Dr.Phil giving self-congratulatory words re the “anti-tabloid” site at SH October 11, 2011.

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KIM RICHARDS: Kim’s Ghostwritten Bland BravoBlog… Jonathan Ruiz the “Walter” Of Beverly Hills…

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This week we get a peek into Brandi’s relationship with JR. I was proud of her for putting her foot down and realizing that the relationship was not going in the direction that she wanted. As a single mother myself, I … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… BS Explanation For Phony Boyfriend… DrunkOtis Too Drunk To Spell Correctly…You HAVE To Watch To Find Out WHO The REAL Liar Is… BORING!

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Hi! First let me explain what was (and still is) happening between me and my on-again/off-again boyfriend JR. I’m sure one can only imagine the huge amount of trust issues I must have. Well, JR has a bunch too, so … Continue reading