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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: All The Housewives Junk That Doesn’t Deserve Any Atten-Shun…

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Housewives stuff that we really couldn’t be bothered with during the past few days…and don’t deserve further atten-shun: PhelonPhaedra Parks is speaking at AlabamaStateUniversity to talk about “the steps that she has taken in life to reach her current platform.” … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Yoda’s Modeling Mini-Me… Begs Mom To Never Stop That Clown Show!!

YODA’s mini-me wore some **cough, cough**  ***eye rolls***  “FABULOUS” outfits at NYFW!

Alana (allegedly) was overheard chatting with other models saying that her mother better never stop bein’ on that show with those Housewives clowns… ’cause Alana doesn’t wanna be another “model” has-been at 18 like that Staub chick!  Alana allegedly also said that she hates lemons and refuses to wear the color yellow on any of her modeling assignments!

The 18-year old model—who you might recognize as the daughter of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster—opened and closed Jeremy Scott’s sporty show as well as walked in Desigual.

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If you haven’t seen YODA’s $27.5 million house for sale… see SH February 11, 2014!

YOLANDA FOSTER: On GMA This Morning… Why She’s Selling Malibu House… Where Is David Foster???

How strange.   How very strange.

Yolanda Foster obviously filmed this spot, which aired on GoodMorningAmerica this morning, to coincide with putting her over-inflated asking price of $27.5 million Malibu house up for sale PUBLICLY yesterday.   IMO, selling her house is the REAL reason for the GMA spot… but, it will be chalked up as YODA performing a PSA for LymeDisease!

What is “strange” about YODA, her house sale and all the PR she’s doing???

The  Foster’s Malibu house has been for sale PRIVATELY for the last several years…

  • The fact that YODA’s brain has decreased to 40% capacity (her words… she probably meant to include the word “functioning”!)…. but, is still functioning well enough to handle interviews and more than likely continue on the RHOBH!
  • her life is too stressful… but not stressful enough to stop interviews to sell her house!
  • she just discovered that her daughters will no longer be living in the house…but, she knew that while attempting to privately sell her house for the past few years!

Even stranger… where is David Foster????  Kinda strange that KingD isn’t around to assist his stressed-out debilitated wife…

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YOLANDA FOSTER: What Will Happen? Will YODA Get Her Own Lifestyle Show And Get Away From Those RHOBH Clowns?

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In this recent interview, YODA tells why she agreed to be a Beverly Hills Housewife.

YODA and KosherKyle are shown pickin’ lemons to prepare for the ten-day MasterCleanse.  Whilst up in the lemon grove, you can see how far the Pacific really is and you can also hear the traffic… and that is with audio editing.

YODA also says that other women can live through her, ’cause others haven’t traveled the world or done anything that she’s done, lived or experienced.   NOTE:  We’re givin’ this delusional statement from YODA 3337464 eye rolls!

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Highlights:  at the 2:10 mark YODA explains that she lost 40% of her brain… at the 4:25 mark talks about her starring role on the Dutch version of the RHOBH.  YODA says that her role on the Dutch Housewives show was to “inspire” women.

We at SH have been following YODA while she was on the Dutch Housewives show… one of our long-time reader/commenters “sd” travels to Holland on a regular basis and had been keeping all at SH apprised of YODA’s activities!

I'M DA STAR AND I'M HERE TO INSPIRE ALL LESSER VIMEN!

I’M DA STAR AND I’M HERE TO INSPIRE ALL LESSER VIMEN!  ESPECIALLY DOS VITOUT A PASSPORT!

YODA on DutchHousewives show preparing for marriage to KingDave:

NOTE:  IMO, and as stated before YODA was officially crowned the replacement for Camille Grammer, was shocked that DavidFoster would agree to be a part of another “reality” show, as “Princes of Malibu” was the last straw which led to the DavidFoster/LindaThompsonJennerFoster divorce.

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Let’s take a look back at some statements which come directly from the parties involved… KingD and YODA!

On TheView in early 2013… KingD starts to chat about YODA’s “platform” on the RHOBH, which is to sell her “romance” illusion and products.  KingD also says that YODA won’t get caught up in all that Housewives chaos… she’s above all that!

An earlier interview… from 2012!  YODA swears that she’s never watched the RHOBH.  And why should she???  YODA played the part for years on the Dutch version!  At the 2:05 mark, KingD and YODA say that nothing will ever come between them, especially not a “reality” show!!!

What will YODA do???  Will YODA continue on the RHOBH even though her brain capacity has dwindled and she needs less stress in her life??  WHY would YODA want to re-up?  The answer is VERY clear!

Here’s why YODA will continue:  Like ALL of her colleagues, YODA has a vested interest in playing her part on the RHOBH.  YODA has stuff she wants you to buy and also has an entire “lifestyle” she wants you to buy into!  YODA’s whole schtick is based on her and KingD’s “romance”… which she wants eventually to evolve into her very own “reality” show based on her healthy, fit and romantic lifestyle.

Contrary to what YODA has stated on twitter re SH “trash talking” about her, ALL items re YODA and KingD are straight from their own mouths or from public information!  SH requested YODA to point out ANY errors on any items re her on SH… as usual, YODA continues to “trash talk” about SH; however, has never pointed out any inaccuracies.  ‘Cause there are none.

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

YES… “BEWARE OF TICKS”! UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

KingD said in this December 4, 2013 interview with a Toronto paper that YODA told him that all those BeverlyHills Housewives that she works with are “clowns” and that what YODA really wants is her own “lifestyle” show.  IMO, it’s pretty clear that KingD views the RHOBH with a bit of contempt… could KingD have been goin’ along with YODA bein’ a BH Housewife until she lands her own show, at which time he could bow out??

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:

“… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:

“She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that

(the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

David then explains that Yolanda says that the RHOBH is a bunch of clowns… tryin’ to make a living:

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is just a bunch of clowns trying to make a living,” he adds.  It’s a show about nothing basically but people seem to like it.   

Yolanda seems to enjoy it and I think she comes across very classy on the show and doesn’t really engage much in all the banter that goes on.

Also in the mix for YODA’s consideration is keeping her daughter’s “modeling” careers going.  Alana and the other one need to be associated with their mother’s “fame” to keep booking those “modeling” jobs… or they will shoot right down the model daughter’s of Housewives abyss ala “international modeling sensation” ChristineStaub!

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There is something just not sitting right re YODA and her “official” reasons for selling off her dream Malibu house, especially the **insert eye rolls here** “I can’t take care of my five (but are actually three) ACRES of house”!   Who the hell was taking care of the lemon house and acreage for the past several years??  YODA has been shown with plenty of help around her “estate”… so, we’re callin’ BS on that lame excuse!

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Are the Foster’s preparing for divorce???  The bloom is definitely off that rose and perhaps that moldy vase water is beginning to smell… time to throw it out and start anew.  IMO, all signs point in the divorce direction, however, we’ll just have to wait and see…

YOLANDA FOSTER: Why YODA Is Selling Her $27.5 Million House…REALLY???

YOLANDA FOSTER HOUSE STILL FOR SALE

Why is YODA sellin’ her dream house???  She tells TheDish that it’s just too much house to take care of… and her kids are movin’ out:

“This is our dream home, but due to my battle with Lyme disease for the past two years I just don’t have the strength to run this almost 5-acre property anymore and should really focus on my recovery with as little stress as possible,” she says. NOTE:  According to public property records, the house sits on a little over THREE acres.  YODA must be doin’ that new CommonCore math!

“My daughter Gigi ALANA moved to New York last July and my Bella will move this July, so it will be just the two of us with my 14-year-old son, Anwar.”  NOTE:  All of these reasons YODA state sound very logical.  HOWEVER, this house was her and KingDave’s “DREAM” house.  YODA knew that her kids were gonna be outta the house and YODA has been “recovering” from LymeDisease for two years.  Just don’t make no sense!  

Furthermore, HOW did YODA deal with the many homes she had while married to Mohamed…homes AND three young children??? 

YODA was super SUPER sensitive when “divorce” was mentioned…in fact, she had a conniption fit over the first SH item re her house (see link below), which originally stated that we doubted that divorce was the reason for the sale!!  She swears that “divorce” has nothing to do with the house sale.  Is YODA doth protesting too much??

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NOTE:  Since officially listing the CarbonCanyonRd house with a real estate agent, YODA has increased the asking price by a half $$ million, from an inflated $27 million to an even MORE inflated $27.5 million!… Click underlined to see MORE of  the REAL pics of YODA’s house

 

MOHAMED HADID “DEAD”???… According to Wikipedia!!… Mohamed Would Be 106 Years Old… UPDATE: Mohamed Is Still Dead!!

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AND… please buy my EX-wife’s house!!!  It’s only $27 million!  I would buy it ’cause I was the Minister of Finance, but as you can see, I died in 1999!

SH ***EXCLUSIVE*** YOLANDA FOSTER: KingDave Rushed To ER After “Too Real” Nightmare! … UPDATE: Even More **Exclusive-y**!! YODA Has House Nightmare On The Same Night!!!

KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement!  Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!  

A NIGHTMARE!!  

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NOTE:  YODA had a nightmare, too!!  YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!!   $26 million BELOW asking price!!!  After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!!  To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!

YOLANDA FOSTER: YODA’s Malibu House Still For Sale.. $27 Million… CHEAP!!… Includes Glancing At Grammys!!

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

YES… “BEWARE OF TICKS”! UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

Had a few inquiries re the sale of Yolanda Foster’s Malibu house… as seen on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Yolanda put her over-11,600 square foot house that property records show was completed in 2009, has six bedrooms and nine bathrooms PLUS that glass front fruit chiller/refrigerator… up for sale back in September 2013.

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Here’s the deal:  Yolanda owned the property before she and David Foster married; she and David built the house to their specs.

More than likely Yolanda and David… now officially known as “YODA”… are probably looking to purchase a home together.   However, have heard from several that assets are being sold off in preparation for a split.  THAT remains to be seen…

YOLANDA HOUSE POOL ARROW

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If you have $27 million, you may want to know some specifics re the Foster’s house… one huge point is that although it looks like the beach is steps away when shown on the RHOBH… there is no beach access on the Foster property.

You’d have to climb down a hill, cross a highway, then walk a distance to find public access to the beach:

YOLANDA FOSTER HOUSE STILL FOR SALE

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UPDATE:  Why in the world does YODA (Yolanda/David) think that their traffic-echoing “palatial palace” is worth anywhere near $27 million???  Is Yolanda taking inflated pricing advice from ex-Mohamed… who couldn’t sell his $52 million house close to SunsetBlvd?  Mohamed’s $52 million turkey came complete with a sex room “Moroccan Room”!!  

According to public tax records, YODA’s 3+ acre lemon house is assessed at HALF that amount:

RHOBH YOLANDA FOSTER HOUSE ASSESSMENT

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Property details provided by Trulia.com

RHOBH YOLANDA FOSTER HOUSE DESCRIPTION

NOTE:  If you weren’t aware of the BenVereen connection to the RHOBH…  

Back in 1992, while taking a walk along the PCH  (police reports say 2:45 am) Ben Vereen was struck by a SUV.  Had it not been for the driver of the SUV stopping and calling 911, Ben Vereen would have died.  The driver of the SUV?  DAVID FOSTER.

1992… BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY!

1992… BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY!

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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Photo Recap: Season Four, Episode Fourteen… “The Birthday Witch”

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              Who the hell is that chick hangin’ around my SEXY Unique Restaurant???             Are you talkin’ about that chick with her finger in her ear??  She’s always hangin’ around… she … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER, DAVID FOSTER: David’s “Nephew’s” BabyDaddy Running For NC Congress… Will YODA Be Clay Aiken’s Vote Getter???

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Clay Aiken is officially running for Congress … he will run as a Democratic candidate in North Carolina’s Second Congressional District.  Clay glosses over his music career, and instead discussed his single-mother upbringing and abusive father… in this just under “poor … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: YODA’S $43.95 Green Eye Glasses FOUND!… YODA Obviously Didn’t Want YOU To Know!!… SH Readers Pissed… YODA On WWHL Video

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It seems that YODA was pullin’ someone’s leg… or eyeball… when she gave the info re her green eye glasses.   YODA said that the green glasses were from “VictoriaEyewear”… they were not.  Was YODA intentionally providing wrong information???  If so, what a petty, small, trashy, immature thing to do.

THIS is what YODA sent to SH, which looked nothing like the eye glasses she wore above:

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YODA led many SH readers on a wild goose chase with her “VictoriaEyewear” crap!!   One SH reader actually took the time to contact “Victoria” about the green eye glasses!  SH readers nor SH likes to be played…

Finally, SH reader “Alison” has found the actual green eye glasses… search for style “Grant” 

RetroFocusEyewear.com!

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The aqua frames actually look much better on these two guys than on YODA!!

WE'RE MUCH BETTER LOOKIN' THAN THAT CHICK ON THAT "REALITY" SHOW!!

WE’RE MUCH BETTER LOOKIN’ THAN THAT CHICK ON THAT “REALITY” SHOW!!

 

YODA on WWHL sayin’ that “some HWs site” asked her about her green glasses.   What a load of crap!  YODA knew EXACTLY which site requested info!!

 

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Yolanda Is Asked About Her Green Glasses On WWHL… Has Anyone FOUND Yolanda’s Green Glasses?… UPDATE: Yolanda’s Green Eye Glasses Found!

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UPDATE:  SH readers are so resourceful!!!   From SH reader “R”: I tracked down the company today (Victoria Eyewear), called & got the scoop from Victoria herself. She’s an optical doctor who sells on eBay. She mentioned she didn’t have … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: Yolanda’s Green Eyewear…UPDATE: Hope This Helps!!

UPDATE:  Yolanda responded by stating that she has no further info re her green eyewear… just “Victoria Eyewear 039″!  We sent along SH reader’s thanks to Yolanda!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

 

For those of you who were asking about Yolanda Foster’s eyewear…

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Yolanda says the frames are by “Victoria Eyewear 039″!

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Thank you 🎈 the glasses are from victoria eyewear 039  Not a mature brand but cute 😘
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YOLANDA FOSTER: YoFo’s BravoBlog… Defending DrunkOtis… Heard This Story Before From HagfaceKyle With Shana!

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  Happy New Year everyone, I don’t believe I have ever been this excited to start a new year. A new year with hopefully new beginnings. . . Unfortunately, looking at tonight’s episode, this is not the case. Somehow, in … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Preview: Yolanda Foster Talks About David Foster…

On tonight’s RHOBH:  Yo talks about the years with her husband, David Foster… and calls Drunk Otis for skin care advice…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Previous Episode… Dinner At Yolanda’s … Languages and Botox

If you missed the last episode of the RHOBH, you didn’t miss much!  There was ANOTHER dinner party at Yolanda and David Foster’s lemon house, where intellectual conversation amongst the diners included languages and medical procedures:

 

And there was a place card debacle… yawn.

NOTE:  If you’re interested, you can read Yolanda’s companion piece in which she reviews this episode at BravoTV.com

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Report States That Yolanda Bought Twitter Followers… Twitter Audits… UPDATE: Yolanda Responds “No Purchase of Followers”!

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This guy was ‘shocked’ to find that tweeters, YouTubers and Facebookers can **GASP** actually BUY followers… he told TheWrap that he was ‘shocked’ to learn that Yolanda Foster was named as one of the tweeters who bought followers.  NOTE:  UH… … Continue reading