MOHAMED HADID “DEAD”???… According to Wikipedia!!… Mohamed Would Be 106 Years Old… UPDATE: Mohamed Is Still Dead!!

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AND… please buy my EX-wife’s house!!!  It’s only $27 million!  I would buy it ’cause I was the Minister of Finance, but as you can see, I died in 1999!

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SH ***EXCLUSIVE*** YOLANDA FOSTER: KingDave Rushed To ER After “Too Real” Nightmare! … UPDATE: Even More **Exclusive-y**!! YODA Has House Nightmare On The Same Night!!!

KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement!  Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!  

A NIGHTMARE!!  

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NOTE:  YODA had a nightmare, too!!  YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!!   $26 million BELOW asking price!!!  After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!!  To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!

YOLANDA FOSTER: YODA’s Malibu House Still For Sale.. $27 Million… CHEAP!!… Includes Glancing At Grammys!!

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

YES… “BEWARE OF TICKS”! UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

Had a few inquiries re the sale of Yolanda Foster’s Malibu house… as seen on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Yolanda put her over-11,600 square foot house that property records show was completed in 2009, has six bedrooms and nine bathrooms PLUS that glass front fruit chiller/refrigerator… up for sale back in September 2013.

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Here’s the deal:  Yolanda owned the property before she and David Foster married; she and David built the house to their specs.

More than likely Yolanda and David… now officially known as “YODA”… are probably looking to purchase a home together.   However, have heard from several that assets are being sold off in preparation for a split.  THAT remains to be seen…

YOLANDA HOUSE POOL ARROW

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If you have $27 million, you may want to know some specifics re the Foster’s house… one huge point is that although it looks like the beach is steps away when shown on the RHOBH… there is no beach access on the Foster property.

You’d have to climb down a hill, cross a highway, then walk a distance to find public access to the beach:

YOLANDA FOSTER HOUSE STILL FOR SALE

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UPDATE:  Why in the world does YODA (Yolanda/David) think that their traffic-echoing “palatial palace” is worth anywhere near $27 million???  Is Yolanda taking inflated pricing advice from ex-Mohamed… who couldn’t sell his $52 million house close to SunsetBlvd?  Mohamed’s $52 million turkey came complete with a sex room “Moroccan Room”!!  

According to public tax records, YODA’s 3+ acre lemon house is assessed at HALF that amount:

RHOBH YOLANDA FOSTER HOUSE ASSESSMENT

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Property details provided by Trulia.com

RHOBH YOLANDA FOSTER HOUSE DESCRIPTION

NOTE:  If you weren’t aware of the BenVereen connection to the RHOBH…  

Back in 1992, while taking a walk along the PCH  (police reports say 2:45 am) Ben Vereen was struck by a SUV.  Had it not been for the driver of the SUV stopping and calling 911, Ben Vereen would have died.  The driver of the SUV?  DAVID FOSTER.

1992… BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY!

1992… BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY!

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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Photo Recap: Season Four, Episode Fourteen… “The Birthday Witch”

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              Who the hell is that chick hangin’ around my SEXY Unique Restaurant???             Are you talkin’ about that chick with her finger in her ear??  She’s always hangin’ around… she … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER, DAVID FOSTER: David’s “Nephew’s” BabyDaddy Running For NC Congress… Will YODA Be Clay Aiken’s Vote Getter???

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Clay Aiken is officially running for Congress … he will run as a Democratic candidate in North Carolina’s Second Congressional District.  Clay glosses over his music career, and instead discussed his single-mother upbringing and abusive father… in this just under “poor … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: YODA’S $43.95 Green Eye Glasses FOUND!… YODA Obviously Didn’t Want YOU To Know!!… SH Readers Pissed… YODA On WWHL Video

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It seems that YODA was pullin’ someone’s leg… or eyeball… when she gave the info re her green eye glasses.   YODA said that the green glasses were from “VictoriaEyewear”… they were not.  Was YODA intentionally providing wrong information???  If so, what a petty, small, trashy, immature thing to do.

THIS is what YODA sent to SH, which looked nothing like the eye glasses she wore above:

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YODA led many SH readers on a wild goose chase with her “VictoriaEyewear” crap!!   One SH reader actually took the time to contact “Victoria” about the green eye glasses!  SH readers nor SH likes to be played…

Finally, SH reader “Alison” has found the actual green eye glasses… search for style “Grant” 

RetroFocusEyewear.com!

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The aqua frames actually look much better on these two guys than on YODA!!

WE'RE MUCH BETTER LOOKIN' THAN THAT CHICK ON THAT "REALITY" SHOW!!

WE’RE MUCH BETTER LOOKIN’ THAN THAT CHICK ON THAT “REALITY” SHOW!!

 

YODA on WWHL sayin’ that “some HWs site” asked her about her green glasses.   What a load of crap!  YODA knew EXACTLY which site requested info!!

 

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Yolanda Is Asked About Her Green Glasses On WWHL… Has Anyone FOUND Yolanda’s Green Glasses?… UPDATE: Yolanda’s Green Eye Glasses Found!

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UPDATE:  SH readers are so resourceful!!!   From SH reader “R”: I tracked down the company today (Victoria Eyewear), called & got the scoop from Victoria herself. She’s an optical doctor who sells on eBay. She mentioned she didn’t have … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: Yolanda’s Green Eyewear…UPDATE: Hope This Helps!!

UPDATE:  Yolanda responded by stating that she has no further info re her green eyewear… just “Victoria Eyewear 039″!  We sent along SH reader’s thanks to Yolanda!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

 

For those of you who were asking about Yolanda Foster’s eyewear…

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Yolanda says the frames are by “Victoria Eyewear 039″!

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@YolandaHFoster
Thank you 🎈 the glasses are from victoria eyewear 039  Not a mature brand but cute 😘
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YOLANDA FOSTER: YoFo’s BravoBlog… Defending DrunkOtis… Heard This Story Before From HagfaceKyle With Shana!

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  Happy New Year everyone, I don’t believe I have ever been this excited to start a new year. A new year with hopefully new beginnings. . . Unfortunately, looking at tonight’s episode, this is not the case. Somehow, in … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Preview: Yolanda Foster Talks About David Foster…

On tonight’s RHOBH:  Yo talks about the years with her husband, David Foster… and calls Drunk Otis for skin care advice…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Previous Episode… Dinner At Yolanda’s … Languages and Botox

If you missed the last episode of the RHOBH, you didn’t miss much!  There was ANOTHER dinner party at Yolanda and David Foster’s lemon house, where intellectual conversation amongst the diners included languages and medical procedures:

 

And there was a place card debacle… yawn.

NOTE:  If you’re interested, you can read Yolanda’s companion piece in which she reviews this episode at BravoTV.com

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Report States That Yolanda Bought Twitter Followers… Twitter Audits… UPDATE: Yolanda Responds “No Purchase of Followers”!

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This guy was ‘shocked’ to find that tweeters, YouTubers and Facebookers can **GASP** actually BUY followers… he told TheWrap that he was ‘shocked’ to learn that Yolanda Foster was named as one of the tweeters who bought followers.  NOTE:  UH… … Continue reading

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RHOBH and RHOM: Merging?.. Which Housewives Would Jump At The Bravo “BigBrother” House??

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Was sent a message stating that the Real Housewives of Miami were merging with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! After checking the source of the item, it is nothing more than another “guessing” splash for attention.  There is absolutely … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Kyle Richards… Mauricio Umansky…Kim Richards’ Nephew…Paul Nassif, Terry Dubrow… Yolanda Foster, David Foster…

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YIKES!!!   And to think that the paps were paid to take her pictures!  HagfaceKyle should destroy the digitals! See more photos of HagfaceKyle Richards at TheDailyMail… Speakin’ of HagfaceKyle… her husband, MO-Ree-C-O cannot unload Barry Bonds’ house!  The house … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS… PREVIEW: Part I… Desperate Brandi Glanville Talks TMI Sex… For Her Book!… Where’s Yolanda Foster??

The RHOBH is going deep into Orange County territory!  DrunkOtis is now officially the Tamballs of BH… DrunkOtis will do or say anything.   This is waaaaay too much TMI.  Nice try to blanket this conversation as “book research”… that’s what DrunkOtis’ ghostwriter is paid to do!

Are the rating for the RHOBH that dismal that DrunkOtis wants all to know this crap?  Is Kim Richards right about DrunkOtis bein’ a “Slut Pig”??   WHY wasn’t DrunkOtis’ great friend and BFF, Yolanda, in on this discussion???

 

We give this preview 3837463,99384,378463 Hagfaces!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Is Yolanda Foster Responsible For Hacked Computers?…Melissa Gorga’s Best Paying Job!

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If Melissa Gorga ever decides to quit her Housewives job, she can go back to her former Lookers position.  It would be a lateral move!  Being an exotic dancer is a top-paying position… in the tip department!   There was … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Tells KingD That The RHOBH Are “A Bunch Of Clowns”!

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David Foster blabs to a TorontoPaper about his career goals and then talks about Yolanda Foster and her goals! In an interview re David Foster’s quest to win a Tony Award and an Oscar statue, David is asked briefly about … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE, YOLANDA FOSTER: RHOBH Preview… First Times!

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  The first time Yolanda did her master cleanse was in Palm Springs… Brandi does one better!  DrunkOtis says that the first time she did cocaine was in Palm Springs… how klassy!   You must have anti-biotics on hand to … Continue reading

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: A LOOK AT THE REAL KYLE! … HagfaceKyle Has “Tabloid Editors On Speed Dial”… “Liar, Liar…”… WHY Was Father of “ANTI-Rumor” Tabloid Website Owner At David Foster’s Hollywood Star Ceremony??… UPDATE: Yo Answers!

OK… WHO PUT THE WHOOPIE CUSHION UNDER MY SEAT?

OK… WHO PUT THE WHOOPIE CUSHION UNDER MY SEAT?

Despite saying in her BravoBlog that she is totally naive about all those nasty and “untrue” tabloid “stories”…

“… After the lunch at Carlton’s that you saw last week, a story came out on the Internet. SOMEONE leaked what happened that day and talked about what Brandi, Yolanda, and Lisa had said and how upset I was. Most of the information was incorrect, as usual, but they were right about me being upset. The word bully was never mentioned in the article but that was the paparazzi’s (that Brandi ran into) interpretation of it.

Brandi and Lisa were clearly upset about the article and I was as well! The LAST thing I wanted to do was draw MORE attention to the lies in the tabloids…

When Lisa suggested I tweet something in defense of them I really was shocked. When the tabloids first came out Mauricio and I hired a lawyer to sue. We soon learned that it was not that simple. We were also advised to not give it any attention. That is what the magazines want.”

… HagfaceKyle writes as if this is her first time at the TabloidRodeo!

When we all know THAT is far from the truth!   HagfaceKyle knows EXACTLY the tabloid story game!

LOOK!!  Those paps just happened to be at HagfaceKyle’s house the ONLY day that she was wheelin’ out that garbage can… in a DRESS… in HEELS!  

How CONVEEEEENEEE-ENT that the paps were hangin’ around HagfaceKyle’s neighborhood on trash day!

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Let’s take a look back at February 2, 2012 and see what LisaVanDump’s EX-BFF, Cedric, had to say about HagfaceKyle having the TabloidEditors on SpeedDial!

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Anyone with common sense knows that Kyle is the ultimate “player.”  Like Lisa, she has all of the tabloid editors on speed dial and she knows where many of their bodies are buried.  She cleverly stirs the pot and then gets out of the way as the other Housewives collide.

Once again, she “outed” a police report which was allegedly filed against someone who’s not there to defend himself (just like she did to me last year).

But Kyle is most interesting when she loses her cool   Her vicious, “rabid dog” attack on Brandi (early in season 2), revealed Kyle’s true nature.

LOOK!!!  Drunk Otis stole HagfaceKyle’s “call the paps ’cause I’m takin’ out my garbage” idea!

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Talkin’ about tabloids… we have not heard a peep from the usually very prompt @YolandaHFoster!

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We asked her WHY Dr. Phil was front and center at David Foster’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.

WILL YOLANDA EVER RESPOND????

WILL THE USUALLY RESPONSIVE YOLANDA EVER RESPOND????

The usually quick-to-respond Yolanda has finally responded.  Says Dr. Phil is a friend…defensively!  Could we be seeing another side (What’s your point?) to the usually “sweetly crafted” image of this BH Housewife?

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As you all know… the **cough, cough** (hand me a bucket) “ANTI-tabloid” site…  “RumorFix” is owned by Dr. Phil’s son, as explained by Dr. Phil at the 1:30 mark:

OH!  You didn’t know the Dr. Phil connection??  Well, now you do!  You can see more… Dr.Phil giving self-congratulatory words re the “anti-tabloid” site at SH October 11, 2011.