ALANA’S NEW MUSIC VIDEO…

Failed “rookie” model Alana has moved up from doin’ music videos with that goofy-lookin’ CodySimpson to this Miguel music video with great lyrics!!   “I wanna smoke witchu you, I wanna laugh witchu you, I wanna lay wit you bay-beee”… just the simple things.  The dog really adds to that edgy vibe… **eye roll**.

What will Yoda be pushin’ her “model” daughter into next?  Who will be Alana’s next phony baloney all-for-PR boyfriend??  More importantly, when will Yoda sell that watch-out-for-the-traffic lemon house??? Yoda reduced the price… down to just under $25 million HERE!

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KingD Says AGAIN That The RHOBH Is Not REAL… And Addresses Divorce Chat!

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  In this very narcissistic interview with HauteLiving, David Foster once again bursts the bubble of all those who still think that the RHOBH has any shred of reality… and makes sure that he mentions those divorce “rumors”! “…nor does … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: House STILL For Sale… The Views Yoda DOESN’T Want You To See!! UPDATE: Price Reduction!

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UPDATE:  Yoda has quietly reduced the price for her precious lemon house.  From $27 million in March 2014 to a much more reasonable $24,995,000!   ChrisCortazzo remains the RE agent tryin’ to unload the Foster’s highway “palace”…and has added a … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Yoda…Vicki… RHONJ… PamDana…BubbaJax…New WhatCrappens!

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GOOD LORD!!!  There is another Housewife who just might knock BigFeetKelly Bensimon’s “BIG FEET” title from her! Take a look at YolandaFoster’s HUGE gnarled feet! Yoda was out with her cough, cough “model” daughter, Alana… at the DailyMail. Doin’ a … Continue reading

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Lisa Vanderpump BravoBlog… Puppets On The Couch!

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    Well, as we come to the final conclusion of this tumultuous season, I wonder have all the questions been answered?   You have been promised and assured that the many things would come to light and the puppeteer … Continue reading

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RHOBH Reunion Show Part III Recap by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Part III by Sandi Duffy     I told Ms. SH that I would only do part 3 of the Beverly Hills recap, if she’d let me write about Gwyneth Paltow. She offered … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Recap by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Part II Recap by Sandi Duffy   Part 2 of this crapfest reunion. I’m feeling good tonight because I just kicked my kids butts at Just Dance–Applause and Blurred Lines respectively. We begin … Continue reading

Tonight’s RHOBH Reunion Show: Ken Todd Apologizes To Yoda!!!

Ken extends his deepest regrets to KingD… 

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Yoda’s a STOOPID HOUSEWIFE!  This never gets old…

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LEMON LOLITA “CHILD” DOIN’ RAUNCHY NAKED “MODELING”…

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Obviously, Alana could not make it as a model… with clothes! AlanaLolita is totally naked in VMagazine. “IF I WORK HARD ENOUGH, I HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH AS MANY OF MY GOALS AS POSSIBLE HERE.”    THINGS ARE JUST GETTING STEAMY … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** YODA Caught!!!

Yoda, or it could be one of her rabid fans from The Netherlands, has touched down in the SH comments!!  

Yoda sent an STD-Lyme-Disease-Carryin’ tick named “Liza”!  

We’re on to you, Yoda!!!

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Now be a nice little disease carrying tick and buzz off…

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BAD NEWS FOR YODA: New Study… “Is Lyme Disease The Next AIDS”?

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A new study from WholeHealthInsider concludes that many people who THINK they contracted Lyme Disease from a deer tick may be NOT have contracted the disease from a tick, but from sexual contact! For years, Lyme’s disease was thought to … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER Tells Fan “Don’t Bother Me! ‘Specially About Those Glasses”!!

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SH reader “CA” was roaming through twitter and found Yoda’s response to another request for her goofy green glasses!  Yoda tells the tweeter that she don’t know nuthin’!! Poor Yoda… she musta been havin’ one of those conveeeeeenient LymieDisease attacks … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Dancing With The Stars… Tom Bergeron’s Co-Host Fired… New AnnoyingAirhead Replacement… LemonJello’s Boyfriend “In Talks” For Next DWTS

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DancingWithTheStars is making some changes to assure their survival. Two changes to the barely breathing show are: the 28-piece HaroldWheeler Orchestra will be replaced with preexisting sound recordings and a “small electric band.” AND Brooke Burke-Charvet will be replaced with nasal-narrating … Continue reading

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YODA’S KID: Topless “Model” Daughter… “Child” or NOT A “Child”??

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Yoda’s “child” is posing topless. Yes, Yoda keeps referring to this over-18 topless “model” as a “child”!   Here’s the definition of a “child”… which as a DutchMaid and someone who uses English as a third language probably doesn’t know: … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: All The Housewives Junk That Doesn’t Deserve Any Atten-Shun…

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Housewives stuff that we really couldn’t be bothered with during the past few days…and don’t deserve further atten-shun: PhelonPhaedra Parks is speaking at AlabamaStateUniversity to talk about “the steps that she has taken in life to reach her current platform.” … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: Yoda’s Modeling Mini-Me… Begs Mom To Never Stop That Clown Show!!

YODA’s mini-me wore some **cough, cough**  ***eye rolls***  “FABULOUS” outfits at NYFW!

Alana (allegedly) was overheard chatting with other models saying that her mother better never stop bein’ on that show with those Housewives clowns… ’cause Alana doesn’t wanna be another “model” has-been at 18 like that Staub chick!  Alana allegedly also said that she hates lemons and refuses to wear the color yellow on any of her modeling assignments!

The 18-year old model—who you might recognize as the daughter of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster—opened and closed Jeremy Scott’s sporty show as well as walked in Desigual.

YODA RHOBH DTR

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If you haven’t seen YODA’s $27.5 million house for sale… see SH February 11, 2014!