Excerpt from Yoda’s BravoBlog:
“I am excited to be blogging with and for you over the next couple of months. I love and appreciate the time you take to share your opinions, even though we might not always agree, I respect your freedom of speech and respect this blogging process.
I am asking in advance to please keep things classy because the most powerful debates are spoken in a clear and respectful manner. All seven of us are mommies of children that are existing in the social media world, so please be sensitive to the power of your thoughts and words.”
HUH??? These chicks knowingly and with forethought go into these contrived, scripted situations in exchange for receiving easy “reality” show money and perks. They are told to “bring the drama” by producers and obey that command. They willfully attack each other verbally and physically, trying to top each other with each glass thrown and face slapped! Who the hell does Yoda think she is to espouse from the top of her lemon grove to all the unwashed below to be “sensitive” because she and others are “mommies of children”!?
As a “mommy,” it is up to YOU to protect your children and to keep them OUT of your story line and OFF our TVs. SonjaMorgan can give you instructions.
If these Housewives are sensitive to their “kids” being bashed because THEY choose to put them on TV…here’s a very simple suggestion for you, Yoda, and for all the other Housewives who passively/aggressively say that they respect freedom of speech and then turn around to expect boundaries and your own rules to be placed on that freedom:
Decline that easy “reality” $$$ and get off TV.
YODA ADDS MORE INSULT TO INJURY:
“…we are seven very different but equally important woman “Important”? Important to whom? Yoda’s self-agrandizement knows no bounds!! that have feelings just like you but are willing to put ourselves out there to share and give you a peek into some of the most intimate moments of our lives.”
YODA leaves out the rest of her sentence…saying WHY she’s sharing her “most INTIMATE moments”:
…In exchange for CASH; all-expense-paid trips; being spokespersons for various causes and/or diseases for $$$; being paid for cross-promoting on other shows; writing books; selling romance; making jewelry; pushing wines; buying followers on twitter, FB and instagram to generate more income by mentioning products; making more $$$ for appearance fees; promoting relative’s careers; and, in Yoda’s case, putting up with the BH clowns with the hope of getting her very own “lifestyle” show!
What is utterly insulting about Yoda’s last statement is her assumption that no one else has ever experienced or has knowledge of what she has experienced and is “allowing” everyone just a little glance into her world… and the assumption that one should be grateful to her for sharing!
Yoda’s goal is to push her kids…especially “model” Alana!
Counting down to when Yoda will turn into MartyrLymeYoda… 3-2-1… aaaand the tweets of LymeYoda in a hospital room start! Even when she’s barely clinging to life, MartyrYoda will
make good TV share her life.. just for you!! Oh, the sacrifices she makes…