Loada cannot read nor write (yet Loada wrote a long piece for DrOz about her “illness” just last month!) nor even watch TV… but nothing stops her from doing her continual selfie PR work!! Loada’s selfies have progressed from her “stick an IV in me” and her “stick her nose in oversized bunches of flowers” selfies to that of a selfie of Loada posing with her daily ingestion of pills! PhonyLoada simply needs to throw on some makeup…
SEE… I TAKE GINGER AND LOTS OF SUPPLEMENTS! I’M REALLY REALLY REALLY SICK!!
OBVIOUSLY, LOADA IS NOT AT THE BRAVO UPFRONTS… WHERE MISS ANDY AND HIS CREW DO A DOG AND PONY SHOW FOR ADVERTISERS:
NOTE: What a martyr! After four months of lounging in bed, the chronically ill LymeLoada rolled out of her LymeBed to share with reunion viewers her agenda… and then she ran like FloJo from the RHOBH reunion couch before she’s asked … Continue reading →
You know that your day was not complete without an item popping up somewhere about that puffy-faced “model” daughter of Loada! It seems that a great steel wall has shut down the puffy-faced “model’s” PR machine. Not one word or … Continue reading →
This would certainly blow Alana’s deluded self-image of herself as a “household name” and a “role model” for teens! And… all the work her Mommy put into Alana’s perfect model ‘character’!! How will Loada spin this one?? In a … Continue reading →
NOTE: Whilst still awaiting word from Kyle and Kim via their BravoBlogs, will add LisaPumpMyStomach’s… mainly because she takes to task the comment made by Loada re her BS stance on being a prostitute to feed her kids. Hello again. … Continue reading →
The overacting is ridiculous. As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips. So, BUTT OUT BigLips and BeastVanPeepin’…
RHOBH Fight In Holland Part II
BigLips is married to HARRY HAMLIN!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!!
I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN!!!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!
Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top. A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line. It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it. It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!
Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”? OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?
Will Loada stop by to see her mother? Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee! Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy! He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!! Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…
RHOBH Go To Holland
Really, HagfaceKyle??? You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?
“BuckHenry” will receive a personal tour of KingD’s star on the H’wood Walk of Fame and a walk through Loada’s lemon grove! FinePrint: Winner will be required to make sure that the vagrants who have made the area on and around KIngD’s “star” their home are gone before KingD proceeds with the personal tour! Loada will conduct the lemon grove tour… when she’s not bedridden or filming or posing for “stick and IV in me” seflies or accepting awards for being sick.
What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH. Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items! OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading →
In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH. PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her. (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise. Besides, it’s in the script!!)
And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!
RHOBH Preview: Intervention? Kim Says MYOB!!
The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!! Where’s KingD?
THIS PART OF EYE D’S BRAVO BLOG IS DISTURBING. DOESN’T EYE D READ??? HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW ABOUT LOADA’S DRUNK DRIVING “MODEL” DAUGHTER?? BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… The Disturbing Stuff: Brandi bringing up Yolanda’s daughter as a … Continue reading →
UNREAL. Loada is whining that she doesn’t know what it’s like to be “normal”… she’s been robbed!! Loada is back to having one of her minions take her now-famous “stick an IV in me” photos. Loada has taken it … Continue reading →
NOTE: No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading →
Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty. Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading →
Loada hates drunk people… PREDICTION: Loada will not renew her Bravo contract. Her work to get puffy-faced Alana and depressed drunk Jello “modeling” careers, even though they are not model material, is done. Loada is sick of being called out on … Continue reading →