RHOBH Spots Naked Guy In Holland! Was It David Foster’s Butt???

The moronic Housewives claim that there was a **GASP** naked man strolling down the street.  And, they’re all aflutter…  

Really?  How do we know… why didn’t Bravo show the naked guy??  Bravo has no problem airing lots of butts!  Perhaps the naked guy was KingDavid…

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RHOBH Filming In Holland…

ORIGINALLY POSTED DECEMBER 15, 2014

These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

RHOBH PREVIEW: Loada Gets A Free Trip To Holland! HagfaceKyle Loses Her Luggage And Forgets That She Nagged Kim For Being Late…

Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top.  A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line.  It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it.  It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!

Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”?  OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?

Will Loada stop by to see her mother?  Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee!  Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy!  He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!!  Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…

Really, HagfaceKyle???  You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?

RHOBH Preview: The Addiction Story Line Continues…

Poor HagfaceKyle… still hasn’t gotten her lizard lip licking under control!

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“BuckHenry” will receive a personal tour of KingD’s star on the H’wood Walk of Fame and a walk through Loada’s lemon grove!  FinePrint:  Winner will be required to make sure that the vagrants who have made the area on and around KIngD’s “star” their home are gone before KingD proceeds with the personal tour!  Loada will conduct the lemon grove tour… when she’s not bedridden or filming or posing for “stick and IV in me” seflies or accepting awards for being sick.

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … HOUSEWIVES EDITION! DrunkOtis Out? NayNay “Modeling”? Snooki NOT A RHONJ! Loada Too Tired For Reunion? Countless New Record? MissAndy Q&A “BuyMyBook”! And MORE!!!

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What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH.  Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items!  OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach Acts Shocked; Kim Says MYOBizWax!

In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH.  PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her.  (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise.  Besides, it’s in the script!!)  

And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!

The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!!  Where’s KingD?

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EYE D’s BS BRAVO BLOG… THE SHORT VERSION EyeD Says There’s NEVER Even Been A WHISPER About Loada’s Kids Drinking!

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THIS PART OF EYE D’S BRAVO BLOG IS DISTURBING.  DOESN’T EYE D READ???  HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW ABOUT LOADA’S DRUNK DRIVING “MODEL” DAUGHTER??   BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… The Disturbing Stuff: Brandi bringing up Yolanda’s daughter as a … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Of The Same! But, The BIG Question IS “Who Gets Custody Of Kim?”

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LOADA WHINING… More “Stick An IV In Me” Photos!

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UNREAL.    Loada is whining that she doesn’t know what it’s like to be “normal”… she’s been robbed!! Loada is back to having one of her minions take her now-famous “stick an IV in me” photos.  Loada has taken it … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ BRAVO BLOG: More Ghostwriting… And Excuses For Kim!! DrunkO Pulls The “I’m A Mommy” Card

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NOTE:  No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Look Inside! Shane Keough…SkankyJo… LuAnn Crowing About RHONY… Alana Eats A Burger…KimRichards TV Show “Where’s Larry” …Mohamed Hadid Sued…Tamballs In 80’s Dance Video!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview: WATCH DrunkOtis Tell Smothering Loada To Bug Off!

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Loada hates drunk people… PREDICTION:  Loada will not renew her Bravo contract.  Her work to get puffy-faced Alana and depressed drunk Jello “modeling” careers, even though they are not model material, is done.  Loada is sick of being called out on … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE!! ANDY COOP DISCOVERS REASON FOR LOADA’S “ILLNESS”!

LOADA JUST HAS A BAD CASE OF … COOTIES!!!

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ALANA’S BEST EVER CHRISTMAS PRESENT… Can’t Read Or Write Mommy Got Her A Maybelline Contract!

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Don’t wanna say TOLDJA SO… BUT… After PuffyFaceAlana talks about how “lucky” she feels about getting her “Model of the Year” Award from TheDaily, she spills it about how she REALLY got her “Face of Maybelline” contract. “Well my mom … Continue reading

LOADA CURED… THE AFTERMATH!

LOADA AND KING DAVID WILL STILL GLOBE TROT… BUT, WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT STANDING UP… ALL FOR LYME!!  NO MORE OF THOSE LYMEFACE-IN-BED “STICK AN IV IN ME” SHOTS!!

LOADA FOSTER

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IT’S A MIRACLE!! LymeYoda Has Recovered!!

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Well, isn’t this something!  LymeYoda has suddenly found the strength to pull out that IV and arise from her LymeBed!  LymeYoda or “Loada” because she is simply a LOADA crap when it comes to her fakiness… is now issuing happy … Continue reading

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The REALITY of LymeYoda’s Illness Claims… MD Calls FAKE! “Illness” Does NOT Exist!

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NOTE:  We’ve spoken to several MDs on this subject and know of people who have had LymeDisease, one who died from the disease.  We base our opinion that Yoda doesn’t have LymeDisease on these personal exchanges.  We still stand by … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM! Guess The Housewife! Whose Daughter Has Sex Tapes?

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From CDAN: The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college. Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but she is the one who will do anything … Continue reading

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YODA STRIKES AGAIN! Scores Alana Another “Modeling” Job

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Yoda has scored again!!  Yoda’s “model” daughter, Alana, got another job **cough, cough** all **cough, cough** by **cough, cough** herself… as the face of Maybelline. Alana actually tried a Maybelline product once when she accidentally visited a drug store that … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!

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This is the first in a series of a brand new category:  “The Most Excrutiatingly Difficult Questions About The Housewives”! QUESTION:  Which of these BeverlyHills Housewives is married to… HARRY HAMLIN!?!?!  HARRY HAMLIN!!   OMG… She’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!  Even … Continue reading

Jello’s “I Love My Mommy” Note To Yoda

The biggest snooze-inducing segment of the “problem with kids” and “kids take off” episode of the RHOBH was Jello’s love note to her mommy.   What a crock!  We’ll bet that Yoda dictated that note while she was laid up with her LimeyLymes.   Although disease-afflicted every day during filming except for one, Yoda managed to arranged Jello’s new “student” apartment.  Jello escaped to New York to attend photography school at Parsons and is living in a CPW apartment which the majority of students attending NYC schools could never afford… even if they get a job after they get their degree.   

NOTE:  How many times was HagfaceKyle’s kid, FrontPorcha, highlighted during the episode?  

 

RHOBH Preview Part II: LymeYoda Takes Jello To School… DrunkOtis Divorce Issues

SchzoidYoda gets a reprieve from her LymeYoda “stick an IV in me and take a picture” personality and HelicopterYoda escorts Jello to her very first apartment on CPW.  It’s amazing that Yoda didn’t further escort Jello to her very first class at Parsons.  DrunkOtis blabs more about her contentious divorce and child support issues.  AND…one of the Housewives is married to… HarryHamlin!!  Yes…HARRY HAMLIN!!!

Carole Schaffer, Associate Dean at Parsons School of Design said that she looks for “discipline, drive and seriousness about the hard-work involved in becoming a designer.”   Watch for Jello to drop out quickly and concentrate on her mother-made “modeling” career… if she was actually matriculated at Parsons in the first place!!  Perhaps Yoda has her sights on shopping a new “reality” show… “Two ‘Models’ In New York…Better Than The Kartrashians!”

RHOBH Preview Part II: Yoda Still Dealing With Daughter’s SHAME!

 

I'M A MODEL... I'M A MODEL... I'M A MODEL.  THAT'S WHAT MY MOTHER TELLS ME.

I’M A MODEL… I’M A MODEL… I’M A MODEL. THAT’S WHAT MY MOTHER TELLS ME.

“Jello is still dealing with the shame of getting a DUI”

No, YodaHead… Jello is NOT dealing with the shame.   YOU are.

Jello is no more model material than CrooksAyers; but, Yoda is dead set on forcing her kid to follow the path of her older non-model sister, Alana.  Jello is now ready to be formed by her nervous mother… into whatever her mother wants her to be!   Yoda is holding Jello’s “bad mistake” over her head and because she’s under age at 17-years-old, she is tightly under Yoda’s thumb and must obey!

Yoda is so extreme in this preview that she holds Jello while walking her to the photo shoot with BeverlyHillsMagazine… which OCLydia must have sold to this guy to sell mattresses.

Yoda also explains how her strict punishment has affected Jello.  Jello is REALLY feeling the wrath of Yoda after she took her phone away for 21 DAYS!!  And, the REALLY painful punishment doled out to Jello?  Jello has to pay her attorney… from her SAVINGS!!  OUCH!

The second segment of this RHOBH preview is more of the DrunkOtis/PumpMyStomach sit down.

Yoda Still Forcing Jello To Be A Model!

Yoda does not give up!!  She is determined to make her drunk-driving daughter a MODEL!

“So proud of my baby Bella for being on the list of “Rising Model Stars” to watch in 2015 by @VoqueMagazine @imgmodels #WorkingGirl #KeepReaching4DStarsMyLove”

If Yoda was not their mother, neither one of her kids would be “models”!  Jello is not enjoying herself at all…  her “modeling” photos look painful and sad.

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NOTE:  There’s really nothing more ugly than watching a mother force her kid into obvious unhappiness.

(Thanks “cmhr”!!)