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Crooks Says He Hurt Vicki… Vicki Says “Lose My Number”

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From ROL… “I didn’t mean to cross the line. I didn’t know. I thought it was appropriate.” “I’m on and off with Vicki.  I’m not living with her. I am not engaged to her. She’s still legally married. … Bottom … Continue reading

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Crooks Checked Into Sex Rehab In 2006… Vicki Asked Vodka Partner To “Help” Crooks… UPDATE: Crooks Says It’s Pure Publicity

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What is it with Vicki Gunvalson’s choice of men?   Just like her ex-HouseHusband, Donn Gunvalson, Crooks can also be classified as a sex addict. If you recall, Donn is a member of the sex club, FreedomAcres… see SH February … Continue reading

MOVIN’ ON UP… With Crooks… At Vicki’s New House!

VapidVicki and Crooks talk waaaay too confidently about their plans in VV’s new house for them to have not discussed this topic previously!  Of course, the highly-educated Dull-BRO must add her two cents…which VV quickly bats down, reminding Dull-BRO that SHE is a financial advisor!

WE ALL KNOW THAT CROOKS IS ALREADY LIVING WITH VICKI… in her driveway!

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Three Words To Live By… By Vicki

VapidVicki’s three words required for daily living… you MUST make VV laugh and you MUST contribute to VV’s learning something.  The third word?  VV says she’s too old to remember, but the word probably starts with “Crooks.”  Does the brain go first or the ability to control one’s bladder??

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VICKI AND TAMBALLS: What’s Tofu? Who’s Lucy?

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One of the many “secret” scenes from the “lost footage” of the RHOC… which should have been incinerated and never seen, but Bravo must extend the life of these HWs shows somehow!  The “girls” are served tofu whilst traveling to … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

GO BACK THURSDAY! Crooks Doesn’t Want Vicki’s Money… Just Vicki’s Love!

From May 22, 2012…over two years ago! Has anything changed???  This story line just keeps hangin’ on… pay attention to the dramatic background music!

Sounds like Crooks has said all of these words before… ‘cept the part where he says that he’s “already landed.”

RHOC Lost Footage… Bring A Guy To Ogle

There’s one more episode of the RHOC… thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky!  This is one scene that was not included in this season of the RHOC and it’s understandable why.  Heather Dull-BRO hires a guy to do her work at a done-to-death painting party scenario.  Yes, it’s the old “bring a good-looking-young-guy-to-ogle” story line.  Interesting that the Housewives salivate over this guy… he doesn’t look twice at any of them!

Tamballs Child Custody Issue

Tamballs’ child custody issues are discussed…Tamballs’ dreams of another spinoff featuring her kids has been quashed by Simon!   Jeana Keough has been brought back into the mix and humongously-boobed Vicki says that Tamballs is the best mother she knows.  None of their opinions are valid in family court.

It’s Over Between Tamballs And Vicki… Dull-BRO Butts In

The Tamballs/Vicki lovefest is over… watch as Dull-BRO horns in… if you can take your eyes off of Vicki’s humongous boobalage!

RHOC Preview: Vicki And Crooksy…

PUH-LEEZE!!!  VapidVicki has no plans to “find someone better” than Crooksy!

RHOC Reunion Preview

The first laughable moment is Dull-BRO stating that she “cares” about Lizzie… it gets funnier from there… and once again, Tamballs takes over with her role of top screecher:

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RHOC Pre-Reunion Question: Who Would Play YOU In A Movie? Vicki Is Lucy??

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Taking an interesting pre-reunion psych question from the RHONY, MissAndy asks the OC Housewives who they would cast in the lead role if a movie was to be made of their life.   The answers given by the Housewives to … Continue reading

RHOC Reunion Part II Preview: Vicki Calls Tamballs A Liarface!

Part two of the OC reunion:  Shocking accusation… BigBoobsVicki calls Tamballs a liarface!

RHOC Reunion: It’s All About The HotHouseHusband…

Tamballs gets a little tooooo excited about David’s “hotness”… has MissEllie’s “hotness” cooled?  Vicki’s heaving breasts are huge!

 

RHOC Reunion: MORE Tamballs/Crooksy Talk With Vicki

Just the thought of being with Crooksy… SHIVERS!  Good God, Vicki’s heaving boobs are huge…

 

RHOC Reunion: DavidBeador’s Email… And The Aftermath

DavidBeador gets suggestions from the highly-eduated Dull-BRO on what to do the next time he’s thinking about sending Shanny an email… Shanny blasts Tamballs for stoking the fire… Tamballs counteracts by bringing up Shanny’s love for liquor… and Vicki’s heaving boobs are huge: