Vicki And Crooks… Separated At Christmas! Crooks Makes Amazing Cancer Recovery!

 

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“Entertainer” Vicki made her way to Oklahoma to spend Christmas with son Mike, daughter Briana, son-in-law Ryan and kids.  Crooks was too ill to travel…

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OOPS!!!  Crooks took off to Colorado to spend Christmas with his brother!

Apparently, Vicki didn’t want Crooks to spend Christmas recuperating from his grave illness in her house all by himself!  Crooks has been making such an amazing recovery from his life-threatening cancer diagnosis that he attended several athletic competitions!

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NOTE:  The above was a bit of sarcasm, as we all know the REAL reason Crooks wasn’t in Oklahoma… he’ll never be stepping foot in Ryan and Briana’s house!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With Vicki and Tamballs In A Onesie

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Vicki has an CHRISTMAS “Appreciation” party… Vicki got the message and called her party what it is… An office CHRISTMAS party! Vicki had herself a better Christmas party at the FourSeasons… It’s almost as if Vicki knows that the end … Continue reading

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Vicki And Crooks’ Coto de Caza House NOT For Sale… AGAIN!

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  This VERY important Housewives item regards Vicki pulling her Coto house off the market… again! So, why is this item important?  We’re thinking that, although it is Vicki’s house, she now has input from her permanent houseguest, Crooks.   … Continue reading

Vicki Explains Her NudieBoobie Photo

On last night’s WWHL, Vicki escaped the deep questions re her roommate, Crooks, but did explain her boob photo taken as a “thank you” for the really cheap Christmas present from MissAndy/Bravo:

NOTE:  It was obvious that Vicki did some quick negotiating with MissAndy before she agreed to take the place of KimRichards, who was scheduled to appear on last night’s WWHL… those negotiations included no probing questions about Crooks!

KimRichards WWHL No-Show… Replaced By Vicki! Will Crooks Be Bartending?

For those of you STILL watching WWHL, there has been a guest switch.  Kim Richards was scheduled for tonight’s WWHL, but has been replaced by Vicki Gunvalson and Beth Stren.  Vicki will be chatting with MissAndy about how she was FORCED by MissAndy to reveal her REAL life by filming with her live-in, Crooks!

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Miss Andy Says He DID Force Vicki To Film With Crooks

If you’d care to hear MissAndy’s opinion on other things, please go to Bravo...

NOTE:  If MissAndy is insisting on filming the HWs REAL lives, we’ll be watching Yoda lying in bed all next season on the RHOBH!

THE NAKED VICKI!

Supposedly, Vicki posted a photo of the crappy Christmas gift she received from MissAndy/Bravo… and inadvertently snapped the photo while she was topless because she was rushing to get ready for work.  

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NOTE to Vicki:   Did Crooks put you up to this… or did you think of this attention-getter on your own?  Next, we’ll be seeing the Crooks/Vicki sex tape!

(Thanks “AnnaBanana” “Josy” and “FLPhil”!!!)

Vicki Will NEVER Leave The RHOC… Says Bravo Forced Her To Film With Crooks!

“[Bravo] basically put the gauntlet down and said, ‘If you don’t film with Brooks, then we are reducing your role.’ And I was like, ‘Oh no! You did not just say that!'”

Vicki could not handle having her role reduced when Bravo FORCED her to film with Crooks!  Vicki will stay with the show forever… her entire identity is wrapped up in being on a scripted “reality” show! Of course, Vicki blames it all on Bravo forcing her to film!!!

(Thanks “cmhr” and “Chris”!!)

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Crooks Wishes Everyone A Very MERRY CHRISTMAS…From Vicki’s Backyard!

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Vicki Signs Agreement Under Duress… Fearful Of Slander And Fraud! MissAndy In Next Room!

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Vicki states that she was forced to sign documents before she appeared on a WWHL episode.  Her business partner, Williamson, was to be a bartender on WWHL; Vicki states that she was fearful that if she did not sign the … Continue reading

Crooks Now Officially Living With Vicki…

If one were the skeptical type, one could look at Crooks’ diagnosis as the perfect reason for Vicki OFFICIALLY announcing Crooks’ moving into and getting that home equity stake that he’s been looking for from Vicki.  BUUUUT…we all know that Crooks has been living with Vicki for years…

 

TAKING A SH DETOUR…GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!

Which Housewife is wearing this cuff and holding this bag??

GUESS

IT’S RAMOANER!!

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MELISSA GORGA looking over the “no item more than $19.99″ junk jewelry she’ll be selling to her teen “fans”…

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Apollo’s mystery tweet!  Apollo “went away” in September… tweeted October 22.  Is Apollo using Tree’s ghost tweeter?

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Vicki is lovin’ that fan!!

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Crooks somehow equates being a scammer whose name has been dragged through the mud several times with that of being a self-made man!

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Camber has jumped on the $$$ for appearances train!  For $250 a ticket, YOU can attend the SECOND annual fill a need foundation’s gala.  This foundation will assist adults with autism.  IF their promise of a Hamlet comes to fruition, it would be a wonderful environment for autistic adults.  This foundation is listed on Guidestar; however, there is no information available.

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(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)

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HOUSEWIVES STUFF…

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WENDY SKEWERS FAKE TERESA… TERESA’S HAIRDRESSER FINDS THE LAST BOTTLES OF FABELLINI!! INSANE!!  DOESN’T TUPELO KNOW CROOKS… AND VICKI??   PHAEDRA PARKS GOIN’ ALL BIBLICAL…wonder what Angela Stanton thinks of Phaedra? WACKYJACKIECHAN IS STILL RIDING THAT AUTISM STORY LINE… AND … Continue reading

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Vicki Selling Coto de Caza House… Quick Price Drop! UPDATE: Vicki’s House Back For Sale!

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July 25, 2014… What’s the rush, Vicki? VapidVicki really wants to sell that dump of a house in Coto de Caza! Vicki unsuccessfully tried to sell her house back in 2012 for $2.3 million. Vicki re-listed the property on July … Continue reading

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A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE HOUSEWIVES… Contracts May Depict In A “False Light”; Expect No Privacy For Entertainment!

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NOTE:  The item re the creators of the RHOC now looking to be cashing in in its success, prompted another look at this item from SH February 2014: A reporter once asked Scott Dunlop what it felt like to be … Continue reading

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Two Alleged Creators Of The RHOC Just NOW Suing For Royalties

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From TMZ: A legal war just erupted among the co-creators of “Real Housewives” … 2 of them say the 3rd screwed them over royally and cut them out of the royalties. Here’s the backstory. Three guys in the O.C. got … Continue reading

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VICKI’S VODKA LAWSUIT UPDATE Part One: Crooks Desperate For Cash… EX-Wife And IRS After Him!

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  The basic background information, according to Crooks and Crooks’ attorney, for the Vicki’s Vodka lawsuit… Crooks is now counter-suing R.Williamson, basically stating that Crooks wasn’t a REAL partner in Vicki’s Vodka, but somehow, despite not being a REAL partner, … Continue reading

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VICKI’S VODKA LAWSUIT UPDATE Part Two: I Have $150 And An AMEX… “Vicki And I Will Be Collateral Damage”

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Crooks the con artiste at work.. via text messages!   “A” = Ayers  “W” =  Williamson  “T” = Torres (Williamson’s girlfriend) Is “Loretta” the hooker which Crooks denies seeing??  She speaks very highly of him!   It seems like Williamson … Continue reading