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COURT UPDATE: Crooki’s Motion To Seal Records In Vicki’s Vodka Lawsuit Denied

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Crooki has lost in court.  Crooki’s attorneys filed a motion requesting the records be sealed in their ongoing lawsuit against Vicki’s Vodka business partner.   Crooki wanted the records sealed because they are CELEBRITIES, damn it!! Specifically, Victoria L. Gunvalson … Continue reading

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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Name That Spinoff…

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“Seymour” will receive a personal visit from Crooks!!  Disclaimer: Once Crooks steps through your front door, you may need the services of your local law enforcement and a team of lawyers to evict him.  

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This!! Vicki’s Lost Perfume Deal…

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“Ana Cephaly” will receive one free coupon for one free visit to CUTFitness for one free five-minute walk-in-place exercise session!  FinePrint:  While exercising, you will be required to listen to a sales pitch by Tamballs to purchase a $453,988.32 lifetime membership to CUTFitness. Purchase of said membership entitles you to a spritz of Vicki’s super-secret-never-to-be-released-bouquet-garni-and-truck-exhaust-fragranced perfume!!

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Vicki’s Coto de Caza Casa Pulled Off Market… No Sale!

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It is with great sadness to report the following item re VickiGunvalson. Vicki’s Coto de Caza house that she wished to dump for an ocean view property located in DanaPoint has been pulled off the market… AGAIN!! While others are … Continue reading

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Vicki’s Life Of Hell…

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From ROL… VapidVicki’s “business associate” tapes a phone call in which Vicki states that her life with Crooks is a living Hell and potential endorsement deals have dried up because of her involvement with Crooks. “This life that I’m leading … Continue reading

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CROOKS AND BIGGAYROSIE GET A SPINOFF!! MissAndy Needs A Name!

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“Luigi” receives one affirmation note from Crooks!!  Disclaimer:  Accepting any “romantic” advances made by Crooks along with the affirmation note will be at the winner’s discretion…

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Vicki Defends Crooks… Says He Can “Date” Anyone He Likes

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Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson laughed off recent stories revealing that her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, admitted to cheating on her – on an alleged video. “I was surprised to learn that a video of Brooks’s … Continue reading

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Another Look At Vicki’s Vodka Lawsuit …

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Originally posted September 2013: Vicki’s Vodka is quickly evaporating… Robert Williamson III says that he originally agreed to make a $300,000 investment and later bought out another stakeholder for $50,000.  Instead of ending up with 66.7 percent of the company … Continue reading

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Crooks Says He Hurt Vicki… Vicki Says “Lose My Number”

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From ROL… “I didn’t mean to cross the line. I didn’t know. I thought it was appropriate.” “I’m on and off with Vicki.  I’m not living with her. I am not engaged to her. She’s still legally married. … Bottom … Continue reading

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Crooks Checked Into Sex Rehab In 2006… Vicki Asked Vodka Partner To “Help” Crooks… UPDATE: Crooks Says It’s Pure Publicity

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What is it with Vicki Gunvalson’s choice of men?   Just like her ex-HouseHusband, Donn Gunvalson, Crooks can also be classified as a sex addict. If you recall, Donn is a member of the sex club, FreedomAcres… see SH February … Continue reading

MOVIN’ ON UP… With Crooks… At Vicki’s New House!

VapidVicki and Crooks talk waaaay too confidently about their plans in VV’s new house for them to have not discussed this topic previously!  Of course, the highly-educated Dull-BRO must add her two cents…which VV quickly bats down, reminding Dull-BRO that SHE is a financial advisor!

WE ALL KNOW THAT CROOKS IS ALREADY LIVING WITH VICKI… in her driveway!

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Three Words To Live By… By Vicki

VapidVicki’s three words required for daily living… you MUST make VV laugh and you MUST contribute to VV’s learning something.  The third word?  VV says she’s too old to remember, but the word probably starts with “Crooks.”  Does the brain go first or the ability to control one’s bladder??

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VICKI AND TAMBALLS: What’s Tofu? Who’s Lucy?

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One of the many “secret” scenes from the “lost footage” of the RHOC… which should have been incinerated and never seen, but Bravo must extend the life of these HWs shows somehow!  The “girls” are served tofu whilst traveling to … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)