HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Gretchen Rossi “She’s A Giver”… PT Housewife “7th Honeymoon”… Sonja Morgan “Ditched Toaster Oven”… Brandi Glanville “Thanksgiving Hunger Games”

EX-OrangeCountyHousewife @WretchedBLEEEEECHRossi cannot do any charitable work without announcing her good deed for the day!   Slimey had to look the part…

Hey, Wretched… when’s that **eye roll** wedding gonna happen???

AREN'T WE GREAT!?!?

AIN’T WE GREAT!?!?  WE’RE REALLY SUNTHIN’!!

PT Housewife goes to a nearby state…  to celebrate (it just happened to ryhme!):  “An amazing weekend celebrating with my prince charming Reid at the amazing Winvian in Connecticut.”  You can see all the phony posed paps photos at TheDailyMail

NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Sonja with a “J” Morgan has ditched her toaster oven!  @SonjaTMorgan is goin’ bigger and better!  No more dinky toaster oven for her… Sonja’s brand is goin’ INTERNATIONAL!!

COME ON… DID ANYONE REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA PRODUCE A TOASTER OVEN????

COME ON… DID ANYONE REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA PRODUCE A TOASTER OVEN????

NOTE:  Thanks to all the SH readers who sent/are sending info re Sonja’s attempt to reverse the Judge’s decision in her HannibalPictures lawsuit.  The info re Sonja’s lawsuit reversal was on SH November 26… four days ago. 

 

What a wit!  @BrandiGlanville didn’t get all roofied up to take a flight to her parents house like she did last year.  DrunkOtis stayed home and watched “The HUNGER Games”… DrunkOtis’ Father spent ThanksgivingDay with the son-in-law he misses so much…

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DrunkOtis 2012 Thanksgiving… Dad misses Eddie…

 

Dr. Phil will appear on the next RHOBH…

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(Thanks to SH readers “Stan” “GF” “PMG” “Dave” and “LB”!!)

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MELISSA GORGA: On The HighHeels Of The Exploitation of RHONJ Kids… Let’s Take A Look At Da Gorgas Parenting Skills… AND… Thanksgiving At Da Gorgas

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The recent item re the exploitation of Gia Giudice has led to an even more disturbing item.  If you thought exploiting a 12-year-old was bad, take a look at Melissa Gorga’s great parenting of her 7-year-old child. What the hell … Continue reading

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REAL WORLD STUFF…REALITY CHECK: Alec Baldwin MSNBC Xled “Diva Demands Included MakeupRoom”… TheOnion’s Disgusting Misfire… All This Guy Was Doing Was Foraging For FOOD!…Gay Server HOAX… World of Warcraft Player “Forced To Change Name”!… College Student Bashes “Future” Employer Via Email… Is There A Housewife Who Will Pay SH $1 Million For POSITIVE Press??

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OH… this is hysterical!!  Alec Baldwin’s MSNBC show has been cancelled.  What’s hysterical is that the cancellation is being blamed on his “gay rant”… not on the fact that no one was watching!   Seriously… the gays aren’t all that … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: Federal Prosecutors Pursuing Deportation For JuicyJoe… US Courts Video Explains Seriousness Of Bankruptcy…

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The prosecutor in the Teresa and Joe Giudice case said in Federal court yesterday that they (US Government) were going to pursue deportation for Joe Giudice, the father of four daughters:  Gia (born 2001), Gabriella (born 2004), Milani (born 2005) … Continue reading

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REALITY SHOWS: If Still You REALLY Think “Reality” Shows Are Real… Think Again!… Writers Guild Organizing “Reality” Show Writers and Producers For Pay Equality!… Bravo’s New “Docu-Soap” Shows For 2014!

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If you are one of the lonely holdouts who still believe those Housewives who swear that everything on their franchise is REAL… and that nothing is pre-planned or scripted, think again! The producers, writers and other behind-the-scenes people who put … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: KomaKathy Naked “Goddess of ChicagoTrain” Arrested….Duck Dynasty Candidate Wins Election… Kiddy Thieves…WalMart Employees Soliciting For Fellow Employees

We all know that sneaky subhuman and her cannoli-carrying husband took one look at those rules and regulations at the American Sweets Show and decided to bug out early… ’cause the rule and regs said that there was NO refund to … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: Leaves American Sweets Show In The Dust… Tough Luck For Attendees!!… What Really Happened…

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Apparently, that appearance contract with the first annual American Sweets Show was not like those iron-clad Bravo contracts! The American Sweets contract probably was much more loosely-worded … especially when there are notices such as this scattered amongst the AmericanSweetsShow … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: What Happened? KomaKathy A No-Show At American Sweets Show… We’re Givin’ KomaK A Break On This One!… CORRECTION! KomaKathy and RancidRichie Give Attendees The Slip!

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As mentioned earlier on SH, KomaKathy and her frozen cannoli were scheduled to appear  today at the first ever American Sweets Show in Schaumburg, IL. KomaKathy and her purse holder, RancidRichie, were no shows… and there are some people on … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: JuicyJoe Got ANOTHER Trial Delay … Court Date Postponed To 2014

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It is getting difficult to keep track of all the court dates scheduled for JuicyJoe… and all of his rescheduled dates! From MontvillePatch… Originally set for Tuesday, the court date for Joe Giudice’s forgery charges—stemming from a March 2011 arrest— will be … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE**… MissAndy Spills It To SH!! Says The REALITY Of The Housewives Shows Is Just Like Wresting!

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NOTE:  Any wrestler’s appearance looking freakishly similar to that of  Dr. Phil is purely accidental!   And, yes… MissAndy’s wonky eye IS that wonky!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LumpyLapBand Engaged… DrunkOtis And SkankyJo “BikiniWars”… CouplesTherapy… Lisa Vanderpump “Eats McRib”…MissAndy Forms Own Production Company… Dina Manzo, Teresa Giudice “ProjectLadybug”… Sonja Morgan

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MissAndy loved that DrunkOtis played along on WWHL… YAWN.  It’s bikini wars… this time the war is between DrunkOtis and SkankyJo Krupa.  BikiniWars are boooooooooring… what exactly are they trying to prove?  NOTE:  For any of these Housewives who are … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Yo’s EX-Husband, Mohamed Hadid, Responds To SkankyJo Rumors!… Mohamed Wants Rumors To Stop!… Says DrunkOtis Is LIAR!… Yolanda Prefers David…

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Hmmmm…. Well, DrunkOtis swears that LisaVanDownByTheRiver was also involved in that conversation!  Let’s hear from LisaVanDweller!! NO foul mouth… but, is very proud of his ‘sex’ room he installs in his houses!   Oh… as he calls it… the “Moroccan … Continue reading

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! MORE Winners In The Gorga Caption Contest!!

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  THANKS TO SH READER “ANA CEPHALY”!!  THANKS TO “DENNIE ZEN”!!!  (Sorry… should read “POOPular!)  THANKS TO “JD”!!!    THANKS TO “MOMA JACKIE”!!!  THANKS TO “ROMO”!!! THANKS TO “MATT”!! These winning captioneers get a big “ThankYou”!!! And, of course, a … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: Still Insists That Her “Reality” Show Is ALL REAL!

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WHY???  Why does HagfaceKyle Richards continue to insist in every frickin’ interview she does that everything on her “reality” show is real? HagfaceKyle was asked the same question in her most recent interview… the interviews which take place just before … Continue reading

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RHOBH Season Four Premiere Episode… Preview Part II… Brandi Gets A New House… Looks Like Her Old House!

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  “JR” is Jonathan Ruiz… the totally phony baloney setup date for Drunk Otis waaaaay back in August 2012, waaaaaay before HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty.  Jonathan ditched bein’ a talent agent for CAA to work for MOOOO-RitzEO as a real estate agent … Continue reading

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RHOBH Season Four Premiere Episode… Preview Part IV… Kyle Richards’ Store Gets Some Attention…

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HagfaceKyle’s store gets some attention on this season of the RHOBH… more than her sister’s consignment store! Just hope that there’s not a spinoff featuring HagfaceKyle and her “sexy” store employees… Manhands gets to open the new boxa frocks first!! … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Duck Dynasty “Sin Control”… T-Mobile “FreeData For Life”… Starbucks “TeaStore Now Open”… KillerKin of Kennedys Gets New Trial… Marines Pissed At Hat Change… NJ Residents Pissed At Christie… PT Housewife “More Bikini Shots”…

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We LOVE DuckDynasty at SH!!   Phil and Si Robertson had a chat with Men’s Journal in which the duck brothers explained the rationale for their “reality” show.   Phil says, “We’re trying to infuse a little good into a culture … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Glee “Over”… GoopyGwyneth… WorldClock…RHONJ SirensMedia Bought By “PawnStars”…PT Housewife, PierogiPrincess Bikini Shots…

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The gay white guy responsible for giving NayNay an “acting” job, Ryan Murphy, has announced that Glee’s next season will be its last.     Who will be the next gay white guy to hand NayNay another tailor-made “acting” gig? … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR … YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW!… Musical Guests “GreenDay” and “LosLonelyBoys”!

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LET’S TAKE A BREAK FROM THOSE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES!   Here are some things that you might not know!! Study these trivial facts… there will be a test later!!!   UH… Much later! Or maybe not!  It will be a surprise … Continue reading

RHONJ LOST FOOTAGE EPISODE: KimD, Jennifer Dalton Get Some Screen Time!

KimD and Melissa’s friend, Jennifer Dalton get their screen time.  KimD screams at @FlyGirlJennifer about givin’ her kids away… and Jocelyn Wildenstein’s mini-me screams back at KimD about her boyfriend of over 20 years not marrying KimD!

The lost footage episode airs October 20…

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REAL REALITY!! … Where Things Are Made… Hallmark Cards Made In China! (Had No Idea!!)… Still Love Costco AND Camille Grammer!!

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We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you some REAL information!! Received this via email from SH reader who wishes to remain “Anonymous”!  Perhaps they wish to remain anonymous because the construction of the email is a bit wonky! … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Ellen Tells BFrankel “GoAway!”…PeanutButter “Alzheimer’sTest”… Sinatra’s Son Given Spot on MSNBC… KomaKathy Changes BravoBlog Closing!… Kyle Richards New Look “YIKES!!”… Opree “BuyMyStuff!” Auction… Adrienne Maloof “Traded Stew For Busch”… Sonja Morgan “I’d Work At McDonalds”

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Too bad Ellen didn’t listen to all the viewers who saw long ago what Ellen is seeing now:  BFrankel stinks!   PageSix is reporting that Ellen has taken her name off of BFrankel show credits… Ellen now wants to distance … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: How Much Does Tree Joodice Make On The RHONJ?… Which “Family Member” Was Paying Joodices $10,000 A Month???

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How much does TreeJoodice make as a New Jersey Housewife?  That question has been going around for years… and there have been numerous stabs at the answer!  The salary amounts vary vastly and there is never any backup documentation to … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR… DOWN REALITY ROAD: Senator Ted Cruz “YAY!”… Debt Collectors… “Future of Stamps Study” Costs Over $500,000… Disabled Disney LineJumpers Stopped… New “Reality” Show; Celebs Launched Into Space!

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Let’s not become distracted by those ‘smoke and mirros’ moronic Housewives… THIS is just some of what’s goin’ on in the REAL world! YAY!!! To Senator Ted Cruz… he almost broke the filibuster record!!  Says Senator Cruz:   “The central issue, … Continue reading

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GO BACK THROW BACK THURSDAY: JoeyGorga NJ License Expired… MeGo’s Singing Career Expired

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NOTE:  This item is from  2013.    JoeGorga has deleted his site, “JoeGorgaConstruction”…   After watching the “He said/She said” exchange by da Gorgas from their appearance today on the BFrankel Show… where JoGo let it slip that he works … Continue reading