Here’s the REAL story: Back in 2011, MENSA rejects MO-ritzeo and his future Agency partners, Billy Rose and Blair Chang, were shooting paper clips at pictures of their boss Rick Hilton… the rest is history!
No one can ever accuse the HouseHusbands of having brains. Case in point, “TheAgency” baseball caps. Will MO-ritzeoh’s luxury clients receive a lousy baseball cap after closing on the $25 million house they just purchased? Or, is MO-ritzeoh trying to lure in more high-end clients by showing his Agency baseball cap on a Housewives show? Not very high-end or a symbol of luxury, MO-ritzeoh!! We’ll put TheAgency’s baseball caps under the “Dumbassery Ideas” category!
HagfaceKyle tries her best to conquer that lizard-lip-licking habit of hers, but she just can’t… as she talks glowingly about her upcoming white party (stolen from Truman Capote) and all of her kids. Little does her kid Alexia know that she’s months away from being viciously attacked by a pit bull!
We just hope that THIS guest at HagfaceKyle’s annual white party makes it this year!
I LOVE HAGFACE KYLE’S WHITE PARTIES!!! WHERE’S THE FATBURGERS?
“FEBUS”… Beverly Hills Style!! Yes… it was the invasion of the RHOBH on a recent episode of “MillionDollarListingLA“! MO-Reese-E-OOOOOO’s father… and HagfaceKyle’s father-in-law… Eduardo Umansky was showin’ a house abutting the Bel-Air golf course. MO-Reese-E-O’s father attempts to joke … Continue reading →
Brandi Glanville chatted with her very favorite media outlet, Brandi’s designated publication in which she probably is under contract to speak with … OKMagazine. Brandi is very obviously attempting to rehabilitate her image as a ‘brainless’ ‘sexy’ Housewife. Sorry, Brandi, but your attempt … Continue reading →
Bravo… On tonight’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… Kim, though newly out of rehab, plans a trip to Vegas for her son’s 21st birthday — and neglects to invite Kyle. NOTE: Kim not inviting Kyle to a fambly outing… … Continue reading →
November 8, 2012 Look who showed up on A-List Listings! It’s Kyle Richards husband, John Turturro, and her father-in-law, Eduardo Umansky… showin’ off a $15 million house in Malibu. In an unfortunate incident during the filming, Kyle’s hubbend’s name was … Continue reading →
October 25, 2012 11:15 am Kyle Richards’ husband, Maurico Umansky/John Turturro, will be featured on an upcoming episode of HGTV’s “Selling LA”… ‘cept the property is not an LA property, it is a $9 million home in Las Vegas. John … Continue reading →
August 17, 2012 10:50 am 1:45 pm Brandi Glanville’s new boyfriend is Jonathan Ruiz, a real estate agent working for The Agency… Kyle Richards husband’s company. Jonathan is so new at The Agency, that his photo is not up yet! … Continue reading →
POSTED FEBRUARY 13, 2012 10:30 am Kyle Richards… Martin Genis at SUR opening. “Are you really wearing that prom dress to my friend, Lisa VanderpumpRump’s new bar opening, Kyle?? No wonder my blind date with your sister didn’t go well… … Continue reading →