RHONJ LOST FOOTAGE EPISODE: KimD, Jennifer Dalton Get Some Screen Time!

KimD and Melissa’s friend, Jennifer Dalton get their screen time.  KimD screams at @FlyGirlJennifer about givin’ her kids away… and Jocelyn Wildenstein’s mini-me screams back at KimD about her boyfriend of over 20 years not marrying KimD!

The lost footage episode airs October 20…

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MANZOID’S RHONJ Reunion BravoBlog… FEBUS Says She’s “DONE”!… Gives Kudos to Her “BeautyTEAM”!!…Thinks Her DressDesigner Will Be A “Household Name”… Has A NEW Website “BuyMyStuff”!!

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Bravo… Hello everyone! Sorry I’m late, been a busy couple of weeks, but here I am! We’re nearly at the end of the road. I’m finally getting myself into relaxation mode, and I’m happy, happy, happy.   NOTE:  FEBUS now … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap: Reunion Show, Part I… By Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap Reunion Show… Part I by Sandi Duffy Finally, and thank you Jesus.  It’s the RHONJ Reunion show.  Let’s begin by analyzing their fashion choices.  Can’t Bravo spring for a stylist for these women?  At … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap: Season Five, Episode Eighteen… “Salon Farewell” By Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap   “Salon Farewell” by Sandi Duffy Back at Kim Ds store opening or whatever the hell it is, Penny outs Teresa as the source for all her twitter information.  I could do without the … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Daryl Hannah “Cured of Autism”!… Kyle Richards “Shape Tips”…Alexis Bellino “No Makeup”… Vicki’s Vodka…Cynthia Bailey Book… PierogiePrincess Naked Again…PT Housewife “Different Sides”…RHOM”Kiss of Death” New Time Slot… RHONJ Reunion Shows

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BubbaJax has a brand new “advocate” for autism.  Daryl Hannah says that she rocked back and forth because she was extremely shy as a child, which she says was autism.  Looks like Daryl got herself healed! What a load of … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog…

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Hi everyone , Sorry for not getting my blog to you sooner. I’ve been on a jam packed tour promoting Love Italian Style. It’s such a great feeling to finally have the book out there and I can’t tell you how … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: The Finale… Teresa and Joe Giudice On WWHL… The RHONJ Reunion Show

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Oh joy! After Sunday’s Real Housewives of New Jersey finale.. the one where JohnnyTheGreek gets a flesh wound from BubbaJax’ stiletto… ALLEGEDLY (we’ll have to see it to believe it!).  Yes, have seen all the wounded JTG “bloody” photos… let’s … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap: Season Five, Episode Seventeen… “Hair We Go Again”

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap Season Five Episode Seventeen “Hair We Go Again” by Sandi Duffy Jacqueline and Teresa are BFFs again.  They go shopping at Kim Ds store. Penny is saying that Teresa put her up to everything. … Continue reading

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KIMD ASKS…Who REALLY Started Those “Damn Melissa” Rumors??… RHONJ Finale “Stilleto-Gate” Will Be A “Two-Parter”…

KimD asks this: “Question. At Chakra, why does Melissa act so happy when she walks over to Penny at the bar? If she and Joe really believe Penny is the one who is actually spreading these rumors why act so … Continue reading

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MORE “Kinda” Housewives News! … Gorgas…Teresa Guidice … HoneyBooBoo… BIG BROTHER!!!

News for da Gorgas!!  Many married men polled said they stopped caring about their looks 26 months after the wedding.   Hmmmm… just a bit over the two year mark!  Does JoGo realize he can now stop wearin’ that annoying ever-changing … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog… Has Moved On From Issues With Tree…BUY MY BOOK!

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Hi, everyone! This episode was a lot about all of our new endeavors and it was nice to see what everyone is working on.

First of all, major congrats to Kathy and her delicious cannoli kits! If you haven’t tried them, you must. She pulled off a great event at Dylan’s Candy Bar. My kids would be happy to live there from now on. Joe can’t get enough of the Slippery Nipples, of course, LOL! We had a blast at Kathy’s event and are always here to support her.

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And congratulations to Teresa for the launch her of Skinny Italian Foods line. I’ve tried the pastas and they are so delish!

Jacqueline’s speech at the autism fundraiser had us all crying. Not a dry eye on the entire basketball court. It took a lot of courage for her to stand up and tell Nicholas’ story. She was brave and delivered her speech beautifully.

I’m glad you got to see the lunch with my mother-in-law. It was nice having all of us together and it definitely felt like we were becoming a family again. And for those of you asking, yes of course I hugged and kissed my mother-in-law hello.   NOTE:  Who was askin’???

Finally, you get to meet my music manager Johnny Wright! I have to admit, my nerves got the better of me when I was singing “Never Let Me Go” in my studio for Johnny and Justin Thorne, the songwriter and producer. Johnny is the real deal.

He’s worked with Britney, ‘N Sync, Justin Timberlake, Akon, and The Jonas Brothers.

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I really wanted to impress him. The fact that he’s interested in me at all was so exciting — and terrifying. I had a lot riding on that recording session. It got better once I got over my nerves, trust me, or he would have walked out and never looked back.  NOTE:  Johnny must have some hearing problems!

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When Johnny suggested my going to Orlando for vocal coaching, I was all for it. I’d never had any formal training and have just used what I’ve got. I’ll take any expert advice I can get! My attitude is, I’m grateful for every minute of Johnny’s guidance. I’m happy to learn and ready to go! Thanks, Johnny and Justin, for your faith in me.   NOTE:  REALLY??? MeGo has never had a vocal coach???  That is hard to believe!!

One last thing in this episode: the talk with Penny. Joe and I thought we were going out to a nice dinner. I had no idea she’d be there. We were just as surprised as you were to see her sitting at the bar.

During our talk, I tried to act like a lady. I don’t come at anyone guns blazing. That’s not how you get anywhere in life. Penny was pretty open with us about who she’d been talking to about me, but she is hardly a reliable source. As you can see I was very skeptical about her. I asked my questions and she gave me her answers. Whether those answers were just another flat out lie, we didn’t know. There was Penny’s side and Teresa’s side. The truth was probably somewhere in the middle.   NOTE:  The word “lady” is synonymous with MeGo… **cough, cough**

Penny’s news that night wasn’t earth-shattering for Joe and me. When I decided I was going to let go of the past issues with Teresa, I pretty much knew what I was moving on from.

It all comes out in good time in the upcoming episodes. Keep watching to see how everything plays out.

Here’s a link to the finished version of “Never Let Me Go”. I’m so happy with how it turned out. I absolutely love this song!   NOTE:  Would rather listen to and watch the Orlando version!  Unfortunately, ClearChannel issued “take down” notices!!

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And finally, Love Italian Style will officially hit bookshelves everywhere tomorrow! I can’t believe it’s actually here. I will be doing book signings every night for the next few weeks. I’m coming to Mendham, Northvale, Freehold, Ridgewood, Glassboro, Atlantic City, Toms River, Penns Grove, Franklin Lakes, and Pemberton in New Jersey; Staten Island, Brooklyn, and Huntington in New York; Bethlehem and Skytop in Pennsylvania; and Mohegan Sun in Connecticut. I hope to see you at one of them!

To see my whole schedule go to: melissagorga.com/live. Follow me on TwitterFacebook, and Instagram.

XOXO,

Melissa

Next RHONJ…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap: Season Five, Episode Sixteen… “The Blonde Drops A Bombshell” By Sandi Duffy

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Season Five Episode Sixteen “The Blonde Drops A Bombshell”

by Sandi Duffy

Oh thank goodness.  They are done with Arizona.

Teresa is coming out with her own Skinny Italian food line.  I hope it’s better than that slop the Mangos tried peddling from the Brownstone.

Do any of the men on this show actually work besides Al?  They all sit around and talk all the time.

Chris and Jacqueline are milking their autism storyline.  Theft are doing something with that sludge they sell and Jacqueline is going to make a speech.  I wonder who HER ghostwriter is.

Kathy and Richie are doing something, but no one cares, so I’m not even going to bother to recap this part.

The Guidices and Gorgas are all having lunch together minus Father Gorga, who has kidney stones.  I don’t really like the new Joe Guidice, who has somehow been coerced or blackmailed into cooperating with the producer-induced story lines.

Teresa is at Jacqueline’s house to help her with her speech.  That’s like Forest Gump helping Corky from Life Goes On write a speech.

Joe Guidice and Rosie seem like BFFs this season.  I kind of like the Rosie/Joe dynamic, even if they both think that both men and women have eggs.  I think it’s safe to say that no one in this cast is going to find the cure for cancer.

Does Melissa just go around and sing her stupid song everywhere she goes?  How is this no talent getting to meet my boyfriend Justin Timberlakes manager?  Who is Melissa kidding?  She would sell her soul to the devil for a big recording career.

More Kathy and Richie.  I’m going to pee and get a snack.

A songwriter and producer comes to Melissa’s studio with “Justin Timberlakes manager”.  I would like to point out that with the magic of auto tune, I could sound just as bad as Melissa.

 

 

More Kathy and Richie.  Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Damnit!  I thought it was going to be a Caroline-free episode, and not only is it NOT Caroline-free episode, but we also get miserable Lauren.

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Teresa takes a shot at Kathy by describing her cannolis as “edible”.

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Jacqueline is on her way to her big speech.  She’s really nervous.  She’d probably be less nervous if there was a stripper pole in the room.

The women are idiots trying to play basketball in high heels instead of sneakers.

They only made $3000 at their event.  Hell, my late husbands friends, who aren’t on TV, raise more than that every year in a charity golf outing in my husbands name for pancreatic cancer research.

Joe and Melissa are out to dinner and se Penny out.  Melissa approaches Penny about the rumors.  Penny’s fake hair is horrid.  Penny outs Teresa as the source behind the rumors.

Next week on RHONJ…

COMMENT OF THE DAY!

Received this comment this morning from “ToAllSHReaders”:

I can confirm 100% that the PRODUCERS had Teresa invite Penny to the Milania Launch Party.

No Drama = No Show.

SH Readers,
Understand something:
• BravoTV and Sirens Media pay a lot of money for filming; you can bet your bottom dollar that everything to their wardrobe is planned.  

• There is a lot of manipulation that goes on as well. When you hear; “I heard this” and a name is not mentioned; it’s production.

I will digress at this point.

NOTE:    Bravo/Sirens/ANY  HWs ProductionCompany manipulating the “reality” of the HWs shows has been raised and discussed years ago on SH… beginning with the RHONJ producers planning “reality” with the cast!  (If you wish to read the expose from TWO years ago, please enter “Jacob Huddleston” in the SH search bar.)  We all know they plan the  phoniness and the manufacturing of story lines on the Bravo HWs franchises!  Ain’t nuthin’ new at SH…  This latest splicin’, dicin’ and throwin’ in voiceovers on the RHONJ is not a story… it’s BOOO-OO-RING.  yawn.

Thank you, “ToAllSHReaders”!!!   Whoever wrote this comment did not want to be identified; however, perhaps SH readers can take a guess as to the author!?

BUBBA JAX’ TOTAL IDIOCY OF A BRAVO BLOG…

BubbaJax’ ENTIRE BravoBlog: 

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I’m going to keep my blog short and sweet, since some of you bitch about my blogs being too long (yet you still keep coming back for more anyway).

Teresa and I made up, and I told her I would try my best not to get involved in her family disputes going forward, so I tried my best to keep my mouth shut. The end.

XOXO

NOTE:  Has anyone told BubbaJ that WRITING her BravoBlog is a part of her J-O-B?  And that Bravo WANTS viewers to READ Bubba’s Blog?  BubbaJax… youz a moron.  Bubba is truly the “StoopidestHousewife of 2013“…

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY RECAP: Season Five, Episode Fifteen… “Zen Things I Hate About You”… By Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY RECAP   Season Five Episode Thirteen … “Zen Things I Hate About You” by Sandi Duffy Damnit to hell, they are STILL in Arizona and now these fools are playing tennis which the instructor is … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog…Moved To Franklin Lakes… Buy My BOOK!!

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Bravo… Hi, everyone! We finally moved to Franklin Lakes. I feel like I have been unpacking for days. I can’t rest until every single thing is in place. The kids were so nervous to start their first day at a … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree and Juicy’s 39-Count Federal Case Needs More Time…Delayed Until Early 2014!

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  Teresa and Joe Giudice’s 39-count Federal indictment case, which had been scheduled to begin next month, has been given the OK by the Judge in the case for their attorney’s to come up to speed on the case… citing … Continue reading

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BUBBA JAX’ BRAVO BLOG… Karma… “Lucy And Ethel Are Back”

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Bravo… I’m so sorry I didn’t blog last week. I had very little downtime to do it, so I will just add my thoughts from last week into this week’s blog. I think most of you were wondering what I … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Tonight’s Episode…

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On tonight’s RHONJ: An unorthodox therapy brings the Housewives up close and personal with a horse’s hoof, opening old wounds and leaving Caroline in tears over an admission from her husband.  NOTE:  Supposedly, allegedly, it’s been rumored, whatever… that the cause … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s “Defense Fund”… Tree Says “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Fund!”… “Defense Fund” Called; No Answer… Maliblue Not Talkin’!!… UPDATE: This Was A Total Stunt!

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NOTE:  Waited until all the hubbub died down re the “Tree Beggin’ For Defense Fund Money” to sort out what’s REALLY goin’ on!  Here’s what transpired: **TWO DAYS AGO… a press release was issued, which was splattered everywhere… stating that … Continue reading