TREE TELLS HER STORY… We’ve Heard It All Before!

UNBELIEVABLE… THE PR GAME TO FLIP TREE JOODICE INTO A SOLID CITIZEN WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT BEING A MOMMY CONTINUES!  TREE SEES HERSELF AS A JUDGE ON A COOKING SHOW…

“I wake up every morning and I live for them. My daughters are my world and now you’re going to make me cry.”  Oh Boo-Hoo-Dee-Hoo-Hoo!


(Thanks “anon” “PDM” and “Jozy”!!)

This info is from a former Danbury inmate.  The report stating that Tree entered Danbury with cash and her rosary simply proves what a total dumbass she and/or her advisers are:

  • Cash is not necessary and will be confiscated. It’s best to go in with a US Postal Service money order as they are widely accepted in all prisons (federal and state).  Additionally, don’t let anyone know that you have money. Pretend that you’re poor and penniless. That way there’s no danger of other prisoners trying to extort money from you.  NOTE:  This tip will not work for Teresa!  
  • Don’t trust anyone. That goes for guards, other prison officials, and the person in the cell next door. If someone is being nice to you, ask yourself “What’s in it for her?” They almost always have some hidden motive that you don’t know about. In prison, nothing is free.

WHICH IS THE REAL JOE JOODICE?

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Teresa Giudice wasn’t the only one affected by her imprisonment early today.

Her husband, Joe, was “very somber” before she left, her lawyer, James J. Leonard, Jr.

“I think the enormity of this entire situation hit him … as I think it did their entire family,” he said. “But these are very strong people and they’re gonna get through it.”

Joe was sentenced to 3.5 years (41 months) behind bars, and will begin his time after his Tree is released. Until then, he will be caring for the couple’s four daughters.

“I know that Joe is capable of taking care of them,” Leonard said.

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NOTE:  Which is the REAL JuicyJoe?  

The “somber” father who, as described by Tree’s latest lawyer, is a “strong” person who is capable of taking care of his and Tree’s FOUR BEAUTIFUL DAWTERS?

OR, is JuicyJoe an alcoholic who drinks wine all day, every day as portrayed in court in front of Judge Salas?

It’s clear that JuicyJoe wanted to use the the RHONJ drunk footage to help his sentencing.  Alcoholism is considered a disability and the disabled are offered special treatment via classes in prison.  Juicy’s alcoholism was also used as another reason in attempting to sway Judge Salas in her sentencing decision for Teresa.  After all, Judge Salas wouldn’t KNOWINGLY send Tree to prison fully aware that a raging alcoholic would be taking care of her FOUR BEAUTIFUL DAWTERS!

The alcoholism label was another great reason to keep Tree out of prison and give her either home confinement, monitoring or probation… anything but prison.  Unfortunately, the “I’m an alcoholic” angle didn’t work and Tree is now officially a resident of Danbury prison.

The question remains unanswered… which one is the real Juicy?

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NOTE:  Tree and Juicy taking the kids to church…nice touch.   Tree’s atty is a long-time friend of the RHONJ… he paid $10,000 to lunch with KomaKathy and RancidRichie back in 2012.  Leonard also negotiated MelissaGorga’s Bravo contract.

(Thanks “JustN” and “cmhr”!!!)

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TREE JOODICE: Her New World Order Of Incarceration…

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Another look at this item from October 2014… In exploring the new world of incarceration, have found some info which is eye-opening.  This should be a warning to anyone who even THINKS about doing something illegal to think twice, three … Continue reading

A PUBLIC SERVICE ITEM: Danbury Rules For TreeJoodice…

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UPON ENTERING DANBURY, TREE’S OVERLOAD OF EXTENSIONS HAD TO BE YANKED OUT!       OUCH…

Now that Tree is officially ensconced in her new living quarters at Danbury, there are probably many of Tree’s rabid fans who probably think that they can now contact her.  Unfortunately, there are strict rules re communicating with Federal prisoners.  As a public service, these are the rules…totally free and courtesy of the Bureau of Prisons:

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After Arriving
Each inmate is interviewed and screened by staff from the case management, medical, and mental health units. Later, an inmate is assigned to the Admission and Orientation (A&O) Program, where he or she receives a formal orientation to the programs, services, policies, and procedures of that facility. This program provides an introduction to all aspects of the institution.

Personal Property
For security, safety, and sanitation reasons, the Bureau limits the amount of property (jewelry, photographs, books, magazines, etc.) inmates may have and the types of publications inmates can receive. The institution issues clothing, hygiene items, and bedding; and provides laundry services. Inmates may purchase other personal care items, shoes, some recreational clothing, and some food items through the commissary. Civilian clothing (i.e., clothing not issued to the inmate by the Bureau or purchased by the inmate from the commissary) ordinarily is not authorized for retention by the inmate.

Inmates may only possess those items they are authorized to retain upon admission to the institution, items issued by authorized staff, items purchased by the inmate from the commissary, or items purchased or received through approved channels (to include that approved for receipt by an authorized staff member or authorized by institution guidelines). All other items are considered contraband and will be seized and disposed of (destroyed, mailed out of the institution at the inmate’s expense, etc.) in accordance with Bureau regulations. Contraband that threatens the security of the institution may result in disciplinary action and/or criminal prosecution for the inmate.

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It’s Tree and Juicy in the hot tub talkin’ about prison time!  Juicy says that he “didn’t kill nobody” and “don’t belong there and don’t wanna got there”…too bad, Juicy!  It’s obvious that Tree was thinking that she had no worries about going to prison when this was shot back in early 2013:

Tree Pushin’ Her Fabellini In Last-Ditch Desperate Commercial

It all makes sense now!  Tree had shipping containers full of her Fabellini, which is why she made this last-ditch effort back in March 2014 to sell her wine in this excruciatingly horrible commercial where Tree fails at her attempt to be sexy:

NOTE:  Why didn’t Tree ask Melissa to make the commercial… ain’t she supposed to be the sexy one? 

TERESA HAS “GONE AWAY”… Finally In Danbury Lockup

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TERESA’S CELLMATE WAS THERE TO WELCOME TERESA…

Teresa Giudice slipped away from her Montville Township home shortly after midnight in the back of a black SUV driven by her lawyer and arrived at the at the Federal Correctional Institution ahead of her scheduled reporting time.

James J. Leonard Jr., her attorney, told ABC News that the drive took 90 minutes and they arrived at at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, about 2 AM, ahead of her 3 AM reporting time.

He said Teresa ate at a diner before reporting to prison, but added “Teresa’s only concern is and has been that of her four children.  I know that she was anxious to get in and get this entire nightmare behind her so that she can return home to her family.”

The attorney said his client had been mentally preparing for her time behind bars by corresponding with recently released female prisoners who told her to be ‘friendly but guarded’ during her sentence.

“She was ready,” her lawyer, James J. Leonard Jr said.

“Teresa is a very strong woman, she won’t have any problems in there.”

NOTE:  As long as Tree keeps making pruno, she won’t have any problems while in Danbury….

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SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

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“Jeckyll and Hyde” will receive a sample of Tree’s first attempt at a prison cake!  FINE PRINT:  You must be an approved visitor, so start writing those “fan” letters!!

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Lil Gia… At The Breaking Point?

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LilGia is a KID.  A kid who has been given too much responsibility for a 13-year-old.  A kid who has been permitted to be involved in ADULT situations.  A kid who has been forced to act and look like a … Continue reading

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ANOTHER BS ITEM! TreeJoodice Tells Her Kids She’s Off To Prison For RESEARCH!

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  Reality TV star Teresa Giudice has reportedly lied to her daughters about why she’s going to prison — claiming she’s going for work.  While Giudice and the public know she’s getting locked up for fraud, the tough-talking TV temptress … Continue reading

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TreeJoodice Cruisin’ Around Town… With JuicyJoe At The Wheel!

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Tree made sure to be the driver…last week.  NOTE:  Tree is scooping up as much cash as she can… selling her life-before-lockup to any media outlet who is willing to pay!! Teresa Guidice took time out from her last hours … Continue reading

Girl Group’s Performance…

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13 years old… 

Pre-performance interview…

CON ARTIST FELONFeldman To Write About Intro To Prison Life… Info Which Can Be Found Directly From New Inmate Prison Manual!

ConArtist FELONWendy has alerted her gullible clingers that she’ll be “writing” about the first days in prison and what new inmates go through.  

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NOTE:  FELONWendy’s “inside” info can be found directly from Federal prison sites like this one “Danbury Prison Inmate Admission and Orientation Handbook” or from the numerous former inmates who have written about their experiences… “What It’s Really Like Inside Danbury.“  ALSO, see “WENDY FELDMAN CON ARTIST“…

There are numerous items re the REALITY of prison life on SH… including this October 2014 item “Teresa’s New World Of Incarceration “, which includes the DanburyPrison Commissary list!

(Thanks “cybraxis”!!!)

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How To Decide When The RHONJ Will Return… ANOTHER Total BS Item!

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NOTE:  This planted item paid for by KomaKathy! “Production is currently holding focus groups about moving forward without Teresa. They are trying to determine what the public perception was of the new cast and if any casting changes need to … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

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WENDY FELDMAN CON ARTIST

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NOTE:  Once a con artist, always a con artist.  Wendy Feldman is a con artist of the highest level and is laughing at every one of you who are hanging on her every word!! Wendy’s “inside” info which she is … Continue reading

Dumb And Dumber…

HONESTLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE…as were the reports of TreeJoodice skiing!  Dumb and Dumber’s New Year’s Resolutions are to cut down on carbs and to build up their butts.  Simply proof of how moronic these Housewives really are.

(Thanks @rachel and “Lori”!!)

RHONJ Twins "ran into" Teresa At Ski Resort...

RHONJ Twins “ran into” Teresa At Ski Resort…

TreeJoodice Receives Special Note From BOP Danbury!

Dear Teresa: Please memorize your new name number before we see you on January 5!  

Love, Bureau of Prisons, Danbury Division

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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TRIBUTE TO BRAVO’S FIRST FELON HOUSEWIFE!

As a tribute to the very first FELON Housewife, TreeJoodice, who will be “going away” Monday, January 5, we will be presenting some of her outstanding moments!  In this first outstanding moment from July 26, 2011, TreeJoodice mentions her very favorite recipe “Deviled Shrimp over Angel Hair Pasta” for the very first time!!  This recipe is the ONLY recipe TreeJoodice has demonstrated or mentioned continuously since 2011…  as it’s the ONLY recipe which she was capable of memorizing.

Interesting that Tree states that she has not been close with her brother and that she was not close with KomaKathy… 

SH “HIT AND RUN”

EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

Lil Gia Shooting “Reality” Show…

NOTE:  Don’t want to say “Toldja so”… but, TOLDJA!!  

The “reality” show has not been picked up by ANY network, or Bravo, at this point.  Will MissAndy buy a crap “reality” show based on a 13-year-old’s quest for “stardom”…OR, will the “reality” show be about a 13-year-old girl forced to “entertain” because her mother is in prison?  

The parents of these kids should be ashamed of themselves… as should the fame-seeking “manager” who cobbled this lip-synching girl group together.

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E! News has exclusively learned that Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia is following in her famous mother’s footsteps and filming her own reality show!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star’s daughter is said to be in the midst of filming all about her big foray into the music industry.

“It will be all about her group, 3KT. They’ve been filming already for two months,” a source explained.  So far, the footage is really fun.  Once the pilot is completed, they’ll start shopping it to the networks.”

So does that mean that Teresa, who has until Jan. 5 to surrender to the court, has been filming the project as well? Not exactly…

“All the girls’ families are in it here and there. But it’s not a show about the grownups; it’s all about the girls. Everyone’s very excited about it.”

“Teresa’s thrilled but is keeping her distance. She’s really not interested in being in the spotlight right now. She wants the focus to be on Gia.”

NOTE:  What will happen when Lil Gia refuses to get out of bed??

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