A DOUBLE SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

JOE CAPTION

Best caption will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To Tree and JuicyJoe Pushin’ Their Teeth Whitening Scheme?

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JUICY JOE’S ENDORSEMENT OF A DENTAL PRODUCT?  NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at what the Joodices were tryin’ to push almost three years ago… SH April 11, 2012!    Who could forget JuicyJoe bein’ trained to … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA!! The Money Was All Smoke And Mirrors!! Juicy Needs Money!!

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What have Tree’s PR people come up with this week to keep her name relevant?? According to those mystery sources at ROL:  Joe Giudice is looking for money because the family’s finances are not exactly recovering. Teresa isn’t even adding … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sneaky Housewife?

This EX-Housewife is attempting to secure her position back on a Housewives franchise which is presently on hiatus.  

This EX-Housewife’s spinoff show is on shaky ground, despite the PR items stating otherwise… and she wants to keep a permanent seat on that easy “reality” show money train! 

How exactly is this EX-Wife trying to weasel back on to the show where she was once a full-timer?  

The EX-Housewife is issuing to her rabid fans images of her cooking skills!  Even asking on one photo:  

“Wanna SANGWICH?”  

The question is a clear message to the rabid fans of the Housewife she wishes to boot off the show and replace.

1)  Who’s the Housewife?

2)  Which Housewife is she trying to replace?

(Thanks “GetOut”!!!)

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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KARMA’S A B*TCH…CLINK, CLINK UPDATE: Teresa Says Not True… “Disgruntled Worker”!

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From TMZ:  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Teresa Aprea has been slapped with a huge laundry bill — her employees claim she shorted their checks and made ‘em pay to clean their own uniforms. According to court docs … … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY …IT MUST BE TERESA!!

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BYE!! I’M GOIN’ TO DANBURY… I KNOW YOU’RE ALL JEALOUS! The latest in the “TreeJoodice in Jail” saga is that Juicy visited her on Valentine’s Day.  Tree and Juicy could only kiss quickly and could not exchange gifts of any … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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THIS COULD NOT WAIT UNTIL TERESA TUESDAY! TheBiggest BS Story About TeresaGiudice! Tree’s Exercising THREE Times A Day… And Looks TEN Years Younger!

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Seriously… who is feeding these really laughable PR items about Teresa to media outlets?? Although the Real Housewives of New Jersey star remains imprisoned at Danbury Correctional Facility, the reality star has found a routine that works for her. A … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … HOUSEWIVES EDITION! DrunkOtis Out? NayNay “Modeling”? Snooki NOT A RHONJ! Loada Too Tired For Reunion? Countless New Record? MissAndy Q&A “BuyMyBook”! And MORE!!!

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What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH.  Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items!  OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading

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IF IT’S STILL TUESDAY… IT’S STILL TERESA IN DANBURY!! Tree Out Of Laundry… Into The Kitchen! Too Many Letters; Can’t Answer!

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Teresa Giudice has settled in to a comfortable routine inside Danbury Federal Prison, staying busy with a packed schedule of working in the clink kitchen and joining a TV watching club with fellow inmates, a source tells Confidenti@l. I’LL VISIT … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY… IT MUST BE TERESA STILL AT DANBURY!

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NOTE:  Teresa items are pure BS and are allegedly paid for by Tree’s crack PR team to keep her name alive and in the minds of her rabid fans! Teresa Giudice is reportedly having major issues with husband Joe Giudice … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: MissAndy Says He’s “Biggest SH*T Stirrer Paid To Do It”…MissAndy’s Gay Agenda…Andy’s Exploitation Of All He Surveys

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In light of MissAndy’s recent little tantrum about using the term “my gays”… let’s look at how MissAndy exploits anything he touches in this GoBack item from 2012. ORIGINAL ITEM FROM JULY 2012… Preface:  A new study by The Williams … Continue reading

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ANOTHER Total BS Teresa Item: Danbury “Memoir” To Get $200K To $1Million

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NOTE:  This is utter and total bullsh*t.   There will be even less interest in Teresa when she’s released from Danbury next year.  However, that fact doesn’t stop her PR people from putting out items like this one from Tree’s … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY… IT MUST BE TERESA!

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The latest from “Teresa Goes To Danbury” is her extreme dislike of the one-ply toilet paper issued to all inmates… and, of course, that extremely skeevy toilet which Tree has to share with her fellow female felons! Even lil Gia, … Continue reading

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

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TALE OF TWO GORGAS! Scared/Not Showing Off… Not Scared/SHOWING Off! Which One Is It??

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The Gorgas are in the same business as the Giudices,” a source close to the couple told Radar Online. “So that’s really hitting close to home. There’s a fear: could the government come after them? Could the government be looking … Continue reading

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Images Of Teresa Working Out At Danbury Slip Through Security!

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NOTE:  These GIFS were done by “Tiffany”(Thinkstock/Tumblr/GIF by Tiffany Lee) … hope that it’s the same Tiffany at Tumblr.  If not and anyone knows Tiffany, pls let us know the link! 

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THE DESPERATION OF THE MARCHESES… LawsuitJim Says We Don’t Need Teresa On RHONJ

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THE DESPERATION OF CAMBER AND LAWSUITJIM… Jim Marchese Plans To Return For ‘RHONJ’ Season Seven.  Unfortunately, LawsuitJim is doing some of his own crystal ball futuristic planning and hoping that Bravo and MissAndy hears him! Camber is marching on with her … Continue reading

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The RHONJ Casting Call Has Failed… Says Mystery Source!

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  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” sent out a casting call because they decided to save the show while Teresa Giudice is in prison. According to ROL, they are not having any luck finding the right family to fill the … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS HAS GOALS!! Wants Her Own Talk Show… Talks Teresa!

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From GossipGirl… DrunkOtis wants to have her own talk show… DrunkO thinks she’s another ChelseaHandler.  Actually, DrunkO IS like crude, rude Handler.   Isn’t DrunkO busy pushing her new wine line??  The best part of this interview with DrunkO??  She’s … Continue reading

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TERESA IN DANBURY Getting Buff in PrisonGym! Wants MagCover And Show When Released

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According to the DedicatedToTeresa’sEveryMoveInsidePrison and those mystery sources, Tree is spending her time getting buff in the prison gym.  But, we all know that Tree’s first love is cooking.  Tree is really spending her free time perfecting her wine recipe. … Continue reading