RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca II

Ambien’s acting is over the top as she tries to mimic AngelinaJolie in “Girl Interrupted”… the Marcheses are obviously the couple told by producers to “bring the drama”! SaintZina is just there to observe, as she does nothing.  She’s probably thinking about how to increase the charge for shipping her t-shirts.   MeGo goes full-on “Mommy” mode when she scolds everyone for talking about mothers! NO! NO! You don’t talk about mothers!  NO!

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MeGo’s Quick But Heavy With Hypocrisy BravoBlog: “Just can’t understand why certain things come out of people’s mouths!”

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  WARNING!!!  Have duct tape handy while reading this hypocritical mess.  Duct tape is the only safe method to stop your eyes from rolling… Hi everyone!   What happened to “HI LOVERS!”??… I think my facial expressions say it all … Continue reading

CAPTION THIS! Prisoners Await Tree Joodice!

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Hurry!  This caption contest ends tomorrow!  The winner will receive one prison lunch directly from Tree’s incarceration destination.. bologna on white bread with yellow squishy mustard!  Fine Print: No guarantee that said lunch will be free of any contaminants, mold, shivs or shanks!

 

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RHONJ Preview: BubbaJax’ “Spicy” Relationship… The Disconnect With RHONJ… The Reinvention of MeGo!

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There’s a REAL treat on the next RHONJ!!  The conflict in Florida heats up as Jim has a difference of opinion with Dina, Melissa, and the twins as the shocking rumor about the twins’ family is revealed.  Back in Jersey, Teresa … Continue reading

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PSA FOR TREE JOODICE… Prison Shanks!!

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Another in a series of public service announcements to assist TreeJoodice in her transition from “reality star” and NYTimes Best Selling cookbook author to Federal Prison Inmate #7763887. This tutorial explains everything that Tree should know about PRISON SHANKS! The … Continue reading

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Tree And JuicyJoe Throw A “STAY STRONG” Party

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Never let a crisis or an upcoming jail sentence go to waste!  If you’re a Joodice, the best way to deal with a looming lock up or locked down sentence is to throw a going away par-tay!  After all, this is … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Breakfast At The Joodices

Another in a series of the skewed view of da Joodice’s as the happy, caring parents… who threaten their kid with exile to **gasp** the dreaded boarding school!   Do the Joodices have any idea the financial obligation of a boarding school?  Thankfully, Milania’s not old enough for Grier…

As for the Joodices footing the bill for their weekend hotel escape, they stayed in the “DivaSuite” at the Carlton Hotel and dined at Millesime back in February… all comped in exchange for PR.  You’ll be seeing this on next week’s RHONJ…

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RHONJ HouseHusbands In A Tiff

It’s hysterical to see MeGo as the designated “voice of reason” on the RHONJ!  When will she break out her auto-tune machine and resume her lifelong passion of singing?   Would rather watch JuicyJoe tackle JoeyOrgan … or did JoeyOrgan tackle Juicy?  Whatever.  Would rather watch the two Joes go at it than watch this badly acted tripe:

Just for the hell of it… a little reminiscing of MeGo’s singing:

 

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PumpMyStomach Calls TreeJoodice… For Support! UNBELIEVABLE

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What an absolute load of BS!   This was concocted by either Tree’s prison prepper or PumpMyStomach’s PR team…OR MissAndy’s instruction… Don’t believe for a second that PumpMyStomach just all of a sudden thought this up! After reading the headlines … Continue reading

LOOK At This 13-Year-Old… It’s GiaGiudice

On her way to becoming a criminal defense attorney…or touring Montville NJ in her very own stripper-on-wheels mobile unit.

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HOW do dance moves taken from a Gentleman’s Club and costumes that can fit in your hand benefit pre-teen dancers at a dance competition?  Not only is it NOT age appropriate, it’s uncomfortable for others to watch, including the judges, and it also puts the girls at risk because there is absolutely no one regulating who is watching these performances and/or recording them for their own private, perverted use.

Regardless of whether or not the girls themselves know they are being sexy (which probably some of them do), there is no reason for their ADULT instructors or their parents to sex up these girls with suggestive choreography, music and costumes, especially when there are myriad other ways to show off how talented and unique they are without making it a scene out of Showgirls.  The excuse that this is for a dance competition just doesn’t hold water…

BubbaJax Exposes Her Kid MORE On RHONJ… Uses Kid For CryFest

MORE of BubbaJax’ BOOOOOOORING story line.  In between waiting for her son to beg for some of that black stuff…

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…BubbaJax says that TreeJoodice is “like a sister” to her!  Hmmmm… really, BubbaJ??

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The cry fest with Asslee was a nice touch…

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GIUDICE COURT UPDATE: Judge Considering Letters From “Concerned Citizens” In Giudice Bankruptcy Fraud Case

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A telephone status conference was held Wednesday morning regarding the Giudice bankruptcy fraud case.  Part of of this telephone conference was the decision by the Judge to RESERVE a motion made by the Joodice attorneys that would NOT consider letters written … Continue reading

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Lil Gia’s Girl Group…

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Apparently, TreeJoodice is firmly behind her eldest daughter forming a girl group… and NOT encouraging LilGia to accomplish her dream of becoming a criminal attorney!  No word on JuicyJoe’s opinion on this… Teresa Giudice unveiled her daughter’s new all-girl singing … Continue reading

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ANOTHER Giudice House For Sale…

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Not exactly for sale… but being sold to the highest bidder.  JuicyJoe’s mother’s house is being auctioned less than a week from today.  BUT, don’t feel sad… they have plenty of properties! Filomena Giudice owes $593,374.24 on her house at … Continue reading

Let’s Compare And Contrast: RHONJ At Grocery Store vs Milania At Corrados

Which is worse?  The RHONJ adult subhumans grocery shopping in Florida in early 2014 or Milania ripping it up at Corrados back in 2011??

 

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Tree’s BS BravoBlog… Too Busy Prepping For “Biggest Day Of Our Lives”

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Wow. I really have so much to say. I will share, but I’m getting ready for the biggest day of our lives. I will be sharing when I can.

But now is the time when I need to focus on the next ten days and not comment on the episodes.

I love the show. I love my fans. I will be telling you all along with my Bravo family very soon.

Tanti Baci,
Teresa

Tree should just be honest and say that her REAL ghostwriter didn’t feel like writing this week!

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JuicyJoe Asking A Measly $30,000 For RHONJ Reunion Show Appearance

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Joe Giudice is demanding Bravo pay him $30,000 to appear on the Real Housewives Of New Jersey reunion shows, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. Joe and his wife Teresa are expected to be sentenced in connection with their bankruptcy and fraud … Continue reading

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JuicyJoe’s Drivers License Case Scheduled For October 15…

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JuicyJoe’s ongoing drivers license case has been scheduled for a hearing on October 15. Juicy had been charged with using his brother Pete’s marriage and birth certificates to procure his drivers license while Juicy’s was suspended in 2011. The October 15 … Continue reading