WE’RE GIVIN’ THESE HOUSEWIVES ITEMS 3837643,938473634,9997346 REALLY’S?????? WHY??? Because we REALLY cannot believe that others are just now opening their eyes to what SH readers have known for years!! GASP!!! Tree Joodice is demanding CASH ONLY … Continue reading →
Could someone please explain how this… a tweet by a 20-something living in his parents home… promotes any intelligent debate, solves any problems or makes one want to align themselves with this person’s political views? Your thoughts come first… … Continue reading →
OH… this is funny!!! Tree Joodice is donating the CASH money she got from her recent book signing to her favorite charity, NephCure… after she was blasted for requiring CASH only at her book signing. WHY is this funny???? There … Continue reading →
The Giudices’ fraudulent legal problems “will very much be a part of the show next season,” MissAndy recently said, though Bravo won’t reveal how much da Joodices will appear next season, which is currently filming. MissAndy has been skirting direct questions re … Continue reading →
While all the pre-scheduled twitter chit-chat between the Real Housewives of New York about Carole’s ghostwriter was goin’ on… …we were busy digging deep into the world of GHOSTWRITERS!! Payment of $1.95 was required, but it was well worth the … Continue reading →
Diedre, the Nazi Clubhouse phone lady, musta gone on the Austin trip with MissAndy as the audience at SXSW was vetted and questions were efficiently asked and answered.
MissAndy paused when asked the first question: “Which Housewife is the FAKEST?” After stumbling for a few seconds… it hit MissAndy that there are NO fake Housewives! After all, the Housewives franchises are NOT scripted night-time soap operas!! So, there could be NO fakery!!
MissAndy flew through the rest of the questions, which included his favorite HouseHusband… Apollo (as always!); MissAndy would trade lives with PumpMyStomach because of her closet (riiiiiiiiight!); and MissAndy did a NayNay impression.
BUT, before all that, MissAndy was asked about the TreeJoodice bankruptcy case. In one of the biggest ever lying-right-through-his-teeth-moments in the history of cable television… MissAndy says that he DOESN’T KNOW SPECIFICS ABOUT THE CASE! And then, MissAndy throws in the “I’m tryin’ to be very sincere here” lines about how he feels about Tree’s kids and her family!
Did ANYONE believe that total bullsh*t story about Ramoaner divorcing Mario???? Don’t wanna say “TOLDJA SO”… BUT… Ramoaner tweeted this cozy photo… Next announcement will be Ramoaner on a talk show explaining how much she LOVES Mario and they just … Continue reading →
“Teresa thinks that if she goes to jail, it’ll only make her more famous,” an insider close to the couple tellsIn Touch. “She thinks she’ll be redeemed — and then become even more popular and be able to make a … Continue reading →
NayNay’s last gasp at bein’ a big Hollywood star and gettin’ outta Haterville will soon get that cancellation notice. GLEE’s ratings have dipped to a new dismal low… Hope NayNay uses that private number of TylerPerry!! Kandi Burruss gets her … Continue reading →
THIS is SOOO bad that it’s laughable! Tree as a “sexy” wine connoisseur is hard to take… but add in that raspy Jersey voice and it turns into a very funny parody! WHERE exactly is Tree “inviting” everyone… ’cause we’d like to avoid that place!!
Teresa’s Wine Commercial…
Yes… Tree is ONE very busy pre-sentencing Housewife!!
MissAndy explains how Bravo will film Teresa after her guilty plea, possible prison time and possible house arrest. Actually, MissAndy weasels out of ALL the questions… MissAndy KNOWS all the answers!! MissAndy’s facial expressions give him away…
Oscar Raymundo chats with Bravo’s MissAndy Cohen about whether RHOBH’s Lisa Vanderpump will return for another season; the Lady Gaga music video featuring the RHOBH; if MissAndy plays favorites among the HWs; and MissAndy’s new production company…
NOTE: MissAndy puts on his PR mask, as his answers were pure PR schtick. Let’s highlight MissAndy’s answers which resulted in the most eye rolls…
MissAndy stating that he doesn’t have favorites. One only has to see how many times he’s put one of his “employees” in the Bravo Clubhouse and made them pay for stating their own views about gayism. AlexisBellino, PeggyTanous and the most blatant is JuicyJoe for saying one word: Gaylord. MissAndy finds it necessary to publicly slap their personal opinions right outta them! OR promoting One advantage to being the Boss.
MissAndy skirts the question as to whether LisaPumpMyStomach will return to the RHOBH. The interviewer is absolutely correct in his observation that the Housewife given the bad edit is the Housewife who ain’t comin’ back! (He musta been reading SH!!) The ONLY Housewife who got the bad edit and returned, going from the most hated Housewife to a likable and sympathetic was Camille Grammer.
MissAndy stating that Housewives “drama” doesn’t have to be ugly. It’s surprising that the interviewer didn’t bust out laughing at this statement! A rule for the Housewives’ franchises are the UGLIER the drama the better!
The most eye rolls goes to MissAndy’s statement that the Housewives shows are FUN and FUNNY! MissAndy must be reminiscing and obviously thinking about the first season of the RHOC! Any Housewives shows after that first OC season were/are: predictable, scripted, producer-induced, repetitive… the words “fun” and “funny” have been replaced with “boring” and “yawn-worthy”!
MissAndy Asked… Barely Answers
In addition to the 837463,873463 eye rolls, we’re givin’ MissAndy’s answers 38734636,9938346336 DrEvils!
Throw us a bone, MissAndy… your PR answers were laughable and as rehearsed as one of TreeJoodice’s cooking appearances!!
Oxygen Media disguises famous faces in pop culture on the hilarious new hidden camera series “Celebrities Undercover.” The half-hour series will feature two celebrities concealing their true identity with the use of prosthetic make-up to find out what unsuspecting fans … Continue reading →
THOSE MORONS AT NPR are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads. Fish heads which were designated as TRASH. NOTE: Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading →