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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Photo Recap: Season Four, Episode Fourteen… “The Birthday Witch”

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              Who the hell is that chick hangin’ around my SEXY Unique Restaurant???             Are you talkin’ about that chick with her finger in her ear??  She’s always hangin’ around… she … Continue reading

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ANDY COHEN: Explains Housewives Seating Arrangement On Reunion Shows… Which Miami Housewife Said At Reunion “Just Fire Me Now”?

MissAndy explains how Housewives are arranged on reunion shows… before that, MissAndy answers a ridiculous question re Kenya Moore:

Who was the Miami Housewife??… sounds like Lea **cough, cough** Black…

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TERESA GUIDICE: A Picture Says A Thousand Words…

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Take a good long look at this photo of Tree Joodice out last night with “TheInsider’s” Kevin Frazier… and the always “I Wanna Be BACK As A Housewife” “I’ll Pose With Anyone” “I’ll Do Anything To Stay Relevant!” JillZarin…and Tree’s … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog… “Touched”… Thinks DumbJoyce With A Gun Is “Hot”

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This week we get a glimpse into Brandi’s hometown and family. It was touching to see the moments between her father and her. I have never met her father, but I get the sense they are probably very similar and perhaps … Continue reading

TERESA GIUDICE: Tree Does It Again!

If you don’t want your children to be the center of attention and don’t want those poor, innocent kids to be a part of YOUR story, Tree Joodice probably shouldn’t be issuing items like this:

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I WILL EXPLOIT MY KIDS AT EVERY CHANCE!!   EVER HEAR OF THE KARTRASHIANS???

 

 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Previous Episode… Dinner At Yolanda’s … Languages and Botox

If you missed the last episode of the RHOBH, you didn’t miss much!  There was ANOTHER dinner party at Yolanda and David Foster’s lemon house, where intellectual conversation amongst the diners included languages and medical procedures:

 

And there was a place card debacle… yawn.

NOTE:  If you’re interested, you can read Yolanda’s companion piece in which she reviews this episode at BravoTV.com

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… DrunkO Can Say Anything She Wants ‘Cause “She Knows Who She Is”… **Eye Roll**

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As of today I have a new outlook. No more feeling sorry for myself because I had a rough year or some pathetic, phony famewh— can’t stop talking about me and throwing bulls— labels my way. I know exactly who … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Preview: The Obligatory Fight During A Dinner Party… Starring Joyce Giraud’s Husband V Brandi Glanville

Just change-up the Housewives at the dinner party… lather… repeat…and repeat… and repeat… and repeat…repeat… repe……….. so predictable and BOOOOORING!!  How many best friends does DrunkOtis have??

AND… don’t mind KimRichards’ ex-blind date, Martin Genis, but what the hell is Mohamed doin’ there?

HEY!!  Where are Blanche and Jane???

 

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DUCK DYNASTY CONTROVERSTY UPDATE: Robertsons Say A&E Purposely Set Them Up… Cracker Barrel Removes ‘Select’ DD Merchandise

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Cracker Barrel, a Southern-themed food chain, reacted to Phil Robertson’s anti-gay comments by removing “selected products which they said “we were concerned might offend some of our guests” from their stores and restaurants.   ONLY Duck Dynasty items picturing Phil … Continue reading

LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

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WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Downton Abbey…

Been obsessed with Downton Abbey since the series began airing on PBS… so obsessed that in preparation for season four, watched a DowntonAbbey marathon via AmazonVideo over the weekend.  Yes, all three seasons viewed in two days!  Watching episodes back-to-back, nuances are caught and the plots woven throughout the season are better understood.

Hopefully, there are some SH readers who are also DowntonAbbey fans!

Season Four of DowntonAbbey premieres January 5, 2014:

Matthew’s death…



New additions in Season Four…


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THE KARDASHIANS KILLED!

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Apparently Kanye is havin’ a koniption fit over the latest SouthPark parody of him and his fiancee, Kimmers… which you can watch at ComedyCentral. The episode deals with the self image girls have when they idealize people like Kimmers… and … Continue reading

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REAL LIFE AND HOUSEWIVES: Let’s Take A Look At What’s Wrong With The Housewives… And What’s Going On In The REAL World!

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The enthusiasm for the Housewives has plunged into the abysmal depths of the unreachable ocean’s waters.   There is no search mechanism which can be called on to rescue the last teeny tiny bits of interest which were languishing before … Continue reading

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Calls Into WWHL To Apolgize…

This is totally ridiculous!  A pre-planned call into MissAndy’s Clubhouse if there ever was one!  DrunkOtis apologizes and says that people just aren’t ready for the REAL Brandi Glanville.  NOTE:  Yeah, everyone was READY… but no one cares for the REAL BLEEEEEECH! DrunkOtis!

 

NOTE:  You can also hear KimRichards call into the BravoClubhouse… at BravoTV.com.  You can also read all of the Beverly Hills’ Housewives BravoBlogs, which includes another apology from DrunkOtis… at BravoTV.com.   To be perfectly honest re these Housewives and what they have to say or do… we just don’t care!

 

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Kyle Richards… Mauricio Umansky…Kim Richards’ Nephew…Paul Nassif, Terry Dubrow… Yolanda Foster, David Foster…

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YIKES!!!   And to think that the paps were paid to take her pictures!  HagfaceKyle should destroy the digitals! See more photos of HagfaceKyle Richards at TheDailyMail… Speakin’ of HagfaceKyle… her husband, MO-Ree-C-O cannot unload Barry Bonds’ house!  The house … Continue reading

BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ Very Strange Message…

What the hell is DrunkOtis talkin’ about?  Everyone knows the deal with the producers not showing everything that happened in a scene… and everyone knows that the bad-acting Housewives can’t reveal upcoming story lines.  So, why is DrunkOtis putting out this pre-emptive message re future episodes?  Probably because the RHOBH franchise is tanking in the ratings and the producers “suggested” to DrunkOtis to put out a teaser to make curious viewers watch!

Also, what the hell is DrunkOtis talkin’ about re the “hate” for her??  No one here “hates” DrunkOtis… she’s simply in the BLEEEEEEEECH! category!

PS:  “SugeKnight” for her dog’s name???  DrunkOtis is a moron.

We’re givin’ DrunkOtis’ Christmas message 993849938,3837483 Kens…

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Shannon Beador “David Beador’s Assault/Battery” Charges… Is ALLEGED New RHOC Shannon Beador ANOTHER “Fake It ‘Til You Make It” Case?…Shannon Beador’s Driving Record… Tamballs “CUT’S Cut-Rate Rates”…RHOBH BravoBlogs… Amy Phillips Does Yolanda Foster… Where ALL Housewives Will End Up…

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The ALLEGED new Orange County Housewife, Shannon Beador’s HouseHusband had a run-in with the Orange County Court system!  NOTE:  This is a sure-fire indicator that the Beador’s are Bravo Housewife material! Back in 2003, a complaint was filed in the … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… Three Years Ago 2010: Teresa Giudice Bankruptcy… Tree Screams In Court Hallway… Joe Giudice Says, “I’m f**king tired of this TV sh*t!”

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The recent 41-count Federal Indictment against Teresa and Joe Giudice didn’t just happen.  Da Joodice’s legal problems have been hanging over them for over three years. The following, re Tree screeching at Monica Chacon in a NJ Court was originally … Continue reading

Takin’ A SH Detour!! … Where Were You On Black Friday? … Atten-Shun Housewives: PR Deal Still Offered!

Sorry, still don’t get it.   What the hell is wrong with these people????

Why are people fighting each other over crap material goods????  These BlackFriday WalMartians are throwin’ punches over a damn TV!  A TV that will probably either break or be busted up… or be antiquated in a year!

If you weren’t there, you can relive the excitement, the thrill, the utter anticipation of the seconds after those doors open… on Black Friday 2013!

 

The BlackFriday offer to ALL the Housewives still stands!!  We know you’re reading this, all you Housewives!!  Which Housewife will take SH up on this fabulous PR deal??

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SH BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!!… Housewife, Relative and Production REVEALED!

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NOT HEATHER DULL-BRO!! How many of these talentless Housewives have relatives who are trying to get ahead in the bizness of show by attaching themselves to their Housewife relation? Recently one of the Housewives’ relatives completed a production! Can you … Continue reading