THE FIRST ANNUAL “REALITY TV WHITE TRASH” HALL OF FAME! DRUNK OTIS WINS BY LANDSLIDE!!

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DRUNK OTIS IS THE WINNER… BY A LANDSLIDE!

WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT??

WHITE TRASH WINNER BRANDI DRUNK OTIS

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

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VICKI WON’T GO AWAY… WILL BE IN WHEELCHAIR BEFORE SHE LEAVES RHOC

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NOTE:  The PR machine to attract viewers is starting VERY early!!   The RHOC must be desperate! She plans to “woo hoo” for life! Real Housewives of Orange County veteran Vicki Gunvalson told Us Weekly recently that the producers behind … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Look Inside! Shane Keough…SkankyJo… LuAnn Crowing About RHONY… Alana Eats A Burger…KimRichards TV Show “Where’s Larry” …Mohamed Hadid Sued…Tamballs In 80’s Dance Video!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE! SkankyJo’s Not The ONLY Housewife Mohammerhead Smells!

 

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BLIND ITEM! Guess The Housewife! Whose Daughter Has Sex Tapes?

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From CDAN: The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college. Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but she is the one who will do anything … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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Bravo Greenlight’s RHOC For Season TEN… No Manzoids!! And For God’s Sake… Miami Has Been DEAD For Years!

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Returning Series Greenlights… Dates TBA: “Flipping Out” Season 8 Produced by Authentic Entertainment with Lauren Lexton, Tom Rogan and Billy Taylor serving as executive producers. Everyone’s favorite interior designer, Jeff Lewis, and his genius design team including Jenni Pulos are … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Selected Real Housewives Tweets… SkinnyWeed… Bikini Vicki

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DrunkOtis = Functioning Alcoholic Yoda sends out another of her wretchedly sickening Life-Lesson tweets… HagfaceKyle is a “RealHousewife MOM”??   And would make a great lawyer… **eye roll** BaboonLipsLisa and Tamballs push their stuff… BFrankel plans of creating a line … Continue reading

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Has MissAndy banned the Housewives from appearing on the WendyWilliamsShow?  It certainly appears that he has. The reason for the ban of the Housewives?  WendyW brought up MissAndy’s engagement to Sean Avery.  NOTE:  We’ve been keeping an eye on that … Continue reading

The Phony Baloney Wine Toss Scene

The “shocking” producer-induced scene in which Eileen is sprinkled with a few dribbles of DrunkOtis’ leftover wine… hardly enough for a decent stain.  Watch as the highly anticipated wine toss is enacted… they all knew it was coming:

(Thanks “Sloan”!!)

 

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

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SimonBarney Seeking Full Custody Of Eldest Daughter From Tamballs… Sidney Ridiculed By Friends And PARENTS!

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Although Simon Barney’s motion to obtain additional physical custody of the couple’s kids Sidney, 16, Spencer, 14 and Sophia, 8, was denied in October, Simon is still petitioning the court for sole custody of their daughter Sidney.  In this case, Sidney is … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Kevin Hart was paid $2 million to send out this tweet promoting the Denzel Washington film The Equalizer. NOTE:  Why is KevinHart’s $2 million tweet of any interest to HWs readers?  As an example of WHY the Housewives buy followers. … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With Vicki and Tamballs In A Onesie

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Vicki has an CHRISTMAS “Appreciation” party… Vicki got the message and called her party what it is… An office CHRISTMAS party! Vicki had herself a better Christmas party at the FourSeasons… It’s almost as if Vicki knows that the end … Continue reading

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

TERESA PETE SHEILA TERESA PETE SHEILA COVER

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Captioned!

HONEY CAPTION I TAMBALLS FUTURE

“Hoolrah” will receive a personal tour of MamaJune’s home.  FinePrint: Valid ONLY after MamaJune’s home has been fumigated and thoroughly cleaned… but, MamaJune has warned that she kinda likes her honeyHome messy, so it might be years before the fumigation takes place!

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Tamballs Desperate For Gym Clients… AGAIN!

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How many discounts will Tamballs publicize for her CUTFitness gym before the doors close?  Another CUT rate for CUT Fitness has been discovered at Groupon!  This is the second Groupon offering from CUT in less than three months! CUTFitness issued … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)