SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Danielle Staub… Kim Zolciak…Kyle Richards… Tamballs…”flipit/Ronnie’s” BigBrother In TWO Minutes…And More!!

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Oh, how cozy!!  MissAndy celebrates with MissAndyCoops at the opening of MissAndyCoop’s boyfriend’s bar.  All of MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia were there…where was Sean Avery???

Who got the best ratings for sitting next to MissAndy in the BravoClubhouse?  If you guessed Danielle Staub, you would be correct!!  Danielle beat out LadyGaga and BFrankel.   We’re givin’ all three of them (Danielle, BF and LadyG) 378,388 Kens!

 

Brielle Biermann walkin’ the runway… hope she didn’t fall off her shoes!

Tamballs tellin’ how she has to stay in shape… how interesting that Ellie, 12 years younger, insists that Tamballs share the same healthy “lifestyle” as him.   Hmmm… what’s gonna happen when Tamballs is 57 and don’t give a crap about goin’ to the gym every damn day?  What will Ellie do???

Some moron, with actual Emmy voting rights, says that the Housewives shows should be nominated for Emmys… ’cause they are comparable to other cable shows like “MadMen” and “BreakingBad”!  Not even including the link to this delusional diatribe.  Here’s one huge distinction between any Housewives show and the Emmy-winning shows mentioned:  SCRIPTS!  The other distinction which was not mentioned in comparing the shows:  PAID PROFESSIONAL ACTORS… actual experienced card-carrying SAG members!  The diatribe writer is a total idiot.

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Poor HagfaceKyle!  “I really want to be one of those people that laughs about the process of aging but… it’s just not funny.”  LLLHagfaceKyle tells of her aging woes and shows how much getting that full body lipo has helped

Right next to the item re HagfaceKyle… poor Johnny Galecki!!!  Sara Gilbert says that dating Johnny Galecki make her realize that she was gay.   WOW!  Maybe Sara shoulda kept that one to herself…

Been asking this every time John Kerry pops up on TV or in mags… What the hell happened to John Kerry’s face!?  The guy literally looks like an avatar!

Now there is MexicanIndependenceDay, which is supposed to be celebrated in the US… !?  Preparing for celebration is the Maricopa County restaurant where county health officials believe an E. coli outbreak sickened 74 people, who ended up with bloody diarrhea.  They hired an AA Opree-approved cleaning “specialist” to assure customers that the place is now E.coli free!

What do you have to do get your own “reality” show???  Well, just like those two stooges on that totally phony Jungle Gold show… all ya gotta do is fill out an online application, complete with photos, and YOU could have your own show on the DiscoveryChannel!!  Just be sure you’re over 13!  Oh… you really think JungleGold is for real???

YELP! is fighting back!  It’s usually YELP! that is getting sued… this time, YELP! is suing a SanDiego  law firm claiming the firm’s employees are submitting GREAT, but phony, reviews.  Oh, that’s a good way for any LAW firm to get clients…

Well, good for Gene Simmons!  In defending TimTebow, Gene says that if Tim were wearin’ a burqa, no one would be sayin’ nuthin’!

A loyal family dog saved a young boy from a baby sitter’s physical abuse… the dog was NOT a pit bull.

“flipit/Ronnie’s” latest!  BigBrother in TWO minutes!!

NicCage as MileyCyrus…

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Real Housewives of New York: JillZ… Not Toooooooo Pushy, Is She???

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The recently voted “Biggest Bully” of the Real Housewives of New York, Jillz, was a guest on a cheap imitation of The View, whose only reason for existing is to give the President of CBS, Les Moonves’ wife, Julie Chen, … Continue reading