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WHAT THE HELL IS BRAVO DOING?

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We need a breather.   Bravo has done it again… and they did it to the Real Housewives of New York.  Again! How does Bravo expect viewers to be interested at all in the New York franchise when viewers are … Continue reading

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SONJA MORGAN On WWHL: Asked About Ramona’s Divorce…

Sonja Morgan was on WWHL last night doing her burlesque number and taking questions from the WWHL audience.  An audience member asked Sonja about her favorite Ramoaner moments… which was a total set up for MissAndy to ask Sonja about Ramoaner’s divorce.  Sonja’s diversional non-answer to the question is simply more proof that Ramoaner ain’t never gonna be gettin’ a big “D”!

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BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

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THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

RHONY PREVIEWS Harry Dubin Is Back…Thinkin’ Of Marrying Sonja!… VIDEO

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Part One… Harry Dubin is back…

Part Two…

Part Three… WHY do these Housewives have to involve their kids????   Harry Dubin looks dazed and confused!

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SONJA MORGAN: Sonja Has Officially Dumped That Toaster Oven Plan!! Sonja Needs New Publicist!

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New York, NY (PRWEB) February 27, 2014 Long before Sonja Morgan became a household name from her television appearances, she was a mover and shaker among New York City’s high rollers and international jet setters. While she was working towards … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Season Six Preview…

Bravo is pullin’ out all the stops in preparation for the sixth season of the RHONY!

Will the addition of Kristen “Tallmark” Taekman be the answer to the RHONY’s sagging viewer interest?   OR… will Kristen’s presence and her much-publicized friendship with DrunkOtis be a detriment?

 

 

RHONY Season Six Preview Ad…

Is it time for the RHONY to retire to Miami??

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

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RHONY: What The New York Housewives Are Sayin’ About Ramona Singer… Idiotic Quotes And “BUY My Stuff”!!!… Who’s Writin’ This Stuff???

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It’s just soooooo coincidental that something always pops up in the PR part of the Housewives pre-season!  Let’s just see if Ramoaner and Mario actually get divorced… betcha that the Singers find themselves back together! Just checkin’ the RHONY twitter … Continue reading

SONJA MORGAN: Sonja DrunkChats… Says She Loves DrunkOtis

Sonja Morgan’s intern tries to keep her away from the cameras, but as soon as the camera guy tells Sonja how good she looks… well, watch the video from TMZ

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE: Which Housewife Owns These Shoes???… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!!

WHOSE FEET ARE IN THESE SHOES??

WHOSE FEET ARE IN THESE SHOES??

 

If you guessed DrunkOtis… you were right!!!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: It’s Official… RHONY Back For Season Six… March 11 at 9 pm

Just move around the players and give them some new lines… the RHONY premieres March 11 at 9 pm.  SH readers knew the RHONY were comin’ back in March and not February back in November!

 

Yes, PoopyPiggyDaddy will appear…

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin' After Ramoaner This Season

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin’ After Ramoaner This Season

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** ANOTHER Sign In Front Of Tree Joodice House!! And…MORE!

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AN OC Housewife knew the owner… Sign next door to KomaKathy’s house… DrunkOtis’ house…2010… DrunkOtis’ hubbend strikes back!! FEBUS tried to get rid of them… nobody buyin’!! Crooksy ain’t kidding!! MO-Reese advertising while sellin’ real estate… Countless LuAnnie’s sign in … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: JuicyJoe Giudice In Court For Drivers License… SkankyJo 2014 Calendar… “Affluenza” Parents Scofflaws… DrunkOtis’ Story Line Done Before… FEBUS Christmas

JuicyJoe Giudice in court today for a status meeting with the judge.  No plea deal was reached; trial date set for January 6; no need for Tree to be there.  If found guilty at trial, Juicy is looking at a … Continue reading

LUANN DE LESSEPS: LuAnnie On The Loose!!… David Schwimmer Finally Free!

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Well, who didn’t see this comin’??  Countless LuAnnie is doing her part to push the Real Housewives of New York’s new season by participating in the usual pre-season PR work.

NOTE:  If you are new to all this Housewives stuff, all the Housewives start buzzing around approximately six weeks prior to their new season beginning.  The RHONY’s season six will start in February.  Therefore, watch for the NY Housewives to pop up in all the usual places aka MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia… and any other media outlets which will have them… to drop some hints which will attempt to entice you to watch!  All of this pre-planned PR work never, ever proves to equal the actual episodes which make up the franchise’s season!  

All this to say this:  the RHONY Housewives are climbing out of hibernation… a sure sign that they are springing into a new season!  

While we’re talkin’ about the RHONY… we did a complete “Everything you ever wanted to know” item about the alleged newest addition to the RHONY, Kristen Taekman.   If you wanna read everything about Kristen, see SH November 23, 2013.

OK… back to Countless Luannie.  There was nothing more for her boyfriend, Jawks, to do… nowhere to take that story line.

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Luannie and Jawks’ pregnancy story was a joke… simply so NOT believable that the producers were probably laughing when they were sittin’ around before season five started as they were bouncing off story line ideas for each of the Housewives!  HAHAHA!!

Let’s see if viewers will go for Luannie gettin’ pregnant… if they do, we’ll keep Jawks; if they don’t, Jawks will have to marry Luannie and if he don’t wanna marry Luannie, then he’ll just have to get used to no more Bravo paychecks!  Oh, this is so much fun!! A-HAHA-HAAH!!!

Needless to say, Luannie is no longer with Jawks.  That leaves Luannie on the loose!!

I'LL DATE ANYONE!!  AS LONG AS CAMERAS ARE THERE… AND I'M GETTIN' PAID!!

I’LL DATE ANYONE!! AS LONG AS CAMERAS ARE THERE… AND I’M GETTIN’ PAID!!

As part of Luannie’s pre-season PR work, Luannie agreed to have a blind date filmed.  The date was arranged as part of the SteveHarveyShow… ’cause if you’re a Housewife, you must have everything you do filmed!   After all, it IS their “real” lives you’re supposed to be watching!

OK… now that I’ve caught my breath from laughing so hard at that last sentence… about the Housewives bein’ “real”… let’s watch Luannie on her date!!   NOTE:  Didn’t Martha Stewart already do this?? 

What will happen next to Luannie’s quest for men on the RHONY??

Now that there are THREE New York Housewives with no HouseHusbands… will these single Housewives be fighting over the ever-available PoopyPiggyDisgustingDaddy (PT Housewife’s father)??

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Oh, never mind that story line… the RHONY producers already have PoopyPigggyDaddy lined up with a much younger woman!   BLEEEEECH!!

Let’s take a look at one of the funniest scenes from the RHONY… Luannie on a camel!!

(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “PMG” “Jozy” and “PDM”!!)

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE: And YOU Could Win!!… Housewife Revealed!… T-Shirt Winner Named!

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WHO is carrying this bag and scarf? SH reader “Leon Benjamin” is the winner of the “GimmePizza” t-shirt!  “Leon Benjamin” CORRECTLY guessed Sonja Morgan! LeonB:   Please send your name and mailing address via this contact form by Thursday, December 5 to … Continue reading