After being swooned and then ditched at Carole’s birthday party, Sonja must confront both Harry and LuAnn about their alleged “night together.” Meanwhile, Kristen pulls some matrimonial strings to get a modeling job. Then, when Aviva returns to the group … Continue reading →
NOTE: THIS SITE WILL CLOSE AS OF TOMORROW TO RIPOFF OFFER CLIENTS PREDICTIONS ABOUT THEIR FUTURE! WILL BE TAKING CLIENTS, SUCH AS SONJA MORGAN, WHO ARE EAGER TO BELIEVE ANYTHING! Thomas John is fully booked for two years, according to … Continue reading →
We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level. The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading →
What the hell plopped into Ramoaner’s pinot? What the hell does she care whether LuAnnie busts out her vocals or not? LuAnnie puts Ramoaner in her place! Good for LuAnnie! NOTE: After that very serious scene, need a … Continue reading →
“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed. These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: OK… enough is enough. We really liked, yes l-i-k-e-d with an “D”, Sonja with a “J” here at SH. However, her role as the roving cougar, prepared to pounce on any available youngen who is capable of … Continue reading →
NOTE: Ramoaner’s whining, waste of space BravoBlog had to be read! Ramoaner is still complaining about her Montana trip… Ramona: LuAnn Resents Sonja and I NOTE: It’s Sonja and “ME”… not “I”! These Housewives and their bad English language usage is … Continue reading →
Montana Ain’t for P—— I’m a Celebrity. . .Get Me Out of Here! I’m back. I needed a break. I’m busy with all my businesses plus trying to nap. You understand. But I see I didn’t miss much. We’re still … Continue reading →
NOTE: A Housewife who appreciated Montana!! However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made. In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading →
ANOTHER RHONY TIFF… She called me BOSSY! Too bad PT Housewife has her life-threatening asthma to contend with… PT coulda whipped off her leg and beat the crap outta both of these Miserable in Montana moronic Housewives!
What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods. First, take all your friends with you. What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!
“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe. Did someone say “camel”?? Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator. Sonja tells the … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’. Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery! Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!
NOTE: Unreal. Another NY Housewife who didn’t wanna go to Montana. Sonja wanted Dubai. Here’s the deal: only the franchises getting good ratings get the totally unnecessary international trips. I wasn’t thrilled at first when Kristen suggested us going out … Continue reading →
“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state? I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading →
The RHONY Arrive in Montana. PT Housewife had herself a wheelchair reserved before she thought up her ridiculous asthma excuse. These NYC moronic Housewives act like NYC is the center of the Universe and that they have never been anywhere else … Continue reading →