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A MUST SEE! The Hotwives of Orlando…

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Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself?  Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading

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RHONY Finale Preview: PTHousewife Whips Her Leg!

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After being swooned and then ditched at Carole’s birthday party, Sonja must confront both Harry and LuAnn about their alleged “night together.” Meanwhile, Kristen pulls some matrimonial strings to get a modeling job. Then, when Aviva returns to the group … Continue reading

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Sonja Consults “Celebrity” Psychic, Hits On Him (VIDEO)… Psychic Predictions WRONG!

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  NOTE:  THIS SITE WILL CLOSE AS OF TOMORROW TO RIPOFF OFFER CLIENTS PREDICTIONS ABOUT THEIR FUTURE!  WILL BE TAKING CLIENTS, SUCH AS SONJA MORGAN, WHO ARE EAGER TO BELIEVE ANYTHING! Thomas John is fully booked for two years, according to … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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Ramaoner Goes After CountessLuAnnie Like The Rabid Dog She Is! Sonja Plays The Wingman!

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What the hell plopped into Ramoaner’s pinot?  What the hell does she care whether LuAnnie busts out her vocals or not?   LuAnnie puts Ramoaner in her place!  Good for LuAnnie!   NOTE:  After that very serious scene, need a … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap … “Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy

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“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: Goin’ To A Rodeo… A High Fashion Flop!

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On the next RHONY:  Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed.  These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: MontanaMatron Makes Mooooooves On CuteCulinaryCowboy Prey… Whilst Others Throw Hatchets!

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On the next RHONY:  OK… enough is enough.  We really liked, yes l-i-k-e-d with an “D”, Sonja with a “J” here at SH.  However, her role as the roving cougar, prepared to pounce on any available youngen who is capable of … Continue reading

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Ramoaner Still Whining About Montana!

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NOTE:  Ramoaner’s whining, waste of space BravoBlog had to be read!  Ramoaner is still complaining about her Montana trip…  Ramona: LuAnn Resents Sonja and I  NOTE:  It’s Sonja and “ME”… not “I”!  These Housewives and their bad English language usage is … Continue reading

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Carole Radziwill BravoBlog: Carole Talks Story Lines; Sonja Gossip; Fabricated Asthma BS; CryBaby Tallmark!

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Montana Ain’t for P—— I’m a Celebrity. . .Get Me Out of Here! I’m back. I needed a break. I’m busy with all my businesses plus trying to nap. You understand. But I see I didn’t miss much. We’re still … Continue reading

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CountessLuAnnie’s BravoBlog: LuAnnie’s DONE! Jealous Sonja Can Keep Ramoaner!

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NOTE:  A Housewife who appreciated Montana!!   However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made.  In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading

The Bossy Battle In Montana!

ANOTHER RHONY TIFF… She called me BOSSY!  Too bad PT Housewife has her life-threatening asthma to contend with… PT coulda whipped off her leg and beat the crap outta both of these Miserable in Montana moronic Housewives!

CountlessLuAnnie Displays Etiquette Techniques For Proper Peeing In The Woods…

What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods.  First, take all your friends with you.  What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!

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RHONY Recap … “Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy

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“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe.   Did someone say “camel”??   Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator.  Sonja tells the … Continue reading

Sonja’s Phony Phight Scene… Accuses LuAnnie Of Eating Chips!! BigBags Fulla Chips!!

On tonight’s RHONY:  The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’.  Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery!   Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!

WITTY WEEKEND!! RHONY Caption This! UPDATE: We Have A Winner!!

 Thanks to “Hers” for the winning caption!!

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“Hers” receives a free trip to Montana!!   **Free trip** means hitchhiking to the Montana border… departure date will be taken at the winner’s discretion.   Enjoy your visit to Montana!!!

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Sonja’s BravoBlog… Another Housewife Who Didn’t Wanna Go To Montana

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NOTE:  Unreal.  Another NY Housewife who didn’t wanna go to Montana.  Sonja wanted Dubai.  Here’s the deal:  only the franchises getting good ratings get the totally unnecessary international trips.   I wasn’t thrilled at first when Kristen suggested us going out … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy

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“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy   The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state?  I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: Moronic Housewives In Montana

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The RHONY Arrive in Montana.  PT Housewife had herself a wheelchair reserved before she thought up her ridiculous asthma excuse. These NYC moronic Housewives act like NYC is the center of the Universe and that they have never been anywhere else … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy

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“Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy So far, Sonja is drunk in Saratoga, Avery learns to drive, and Miss USA is at Luann’s charity fancy show. Apparently George slept with her. Raise your hand if you believe that story. … Continue reading

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Sonja Allegedly Slept With Carole’s EX… Who Cares??

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On tonight’s RHONY: How the hell does Sonja’s face person know about Russ if Sonja didn’t tell her??  Does anyone care about Russ and who he sleeps with??  What the hell is Tallmark’s reason for being???  Tallmark is becoming the KomaKathy … Continue reading

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Sonja Gets Racked At The Track

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On tonight’s RHONY:  Sonja gets drunk at the Saratoga Race Track, loses her hat and does a LindsayLohan… apparently Sonja has taken over Ramoaner’s role as town drunk:  

Sonja Takes A “Victory Lap”

On tonight’s RHONY:  Another contrived scene.  Tallmark arrives at Sonja’s for a scheduled facial, but Sonja ain’t there.  Aren’t we a bit “mature” to be taking a walk of shame or a “victory lap”??