Montana Ain’t for P—— I’m a Celebrity. . .Get Me Out of Here! I’m back. I needed a break. I’m busy with all my businesses plus trying to nap. You understand. But I see I didn’t miss much. We’re still … Continue reading →
NOTE: A Housewife who appreciated Montana!! However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made. In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading →
ANOTHER RHONY TIFF… She called me BOSSY! Too bad PT Housewife has her life-threatening asthma to contend with… PT coulda whipped off her leg and beat the crap outta both of these Miserable in Montana moronic Housewives!
What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods. First, take all your friends with you. What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!
“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe. Did someone say “camel”?? Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator. Sonja tells the … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’. Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery! Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!
NOTE: Unreal. Another NY Housewife who didn’t wanna go to Montana. Sonja wanted Dubai. Here’s the deal: only the franchises getting good ratings get the totally unnecessary international trips. I wasn’t thrilled at first when Kristen suggested us going out … Continue reading →
“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state? I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading →
The RHONY Arrive in Montana. PT Housewife had herself a wheelchair reserved before she thought up her ridiculous asthma excuse. These NYC moronic Housewives act like NYC is the center of the Universe and that they have never been anywhere else … Continue reading →
“Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy So far, Sonja is drunk in Saratoga, Avery learns to drive, and Miss USA is at Luann’s charity fancy show. Apparently George slept with her. Raise your hand if you believe that story. … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: How the hell does Sonja’s face person know about Russ if Sonja didn’t tell her?? Does anyone care about Russ and who he sleeps with?? What the hell is Tallmark’s reason for being??? Tallmark is becoming the KomaKathy … Continue reading →
Sonja Morgan shows up around the 2:35 mark in this AlexanderWang video featuring ChrisKattan as Mango… his character from SNL. Somehow, this is simply not funny. BFrankel and JasonHoppy have ended their child custody dispute… they will be co-parenting. … Continue reading →
“Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy Omg! I just can’t with George and his “fiancé”. Aviva has his “engagement” party at the Museum of Sex. If I were Kristin, I would have slapped him in the face. And … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: It’s interrogation time!! Phony fiancee, Cody (last name withheld by her), hops on over to Sonja’s place ’cause Sonja has a garden… and is interrogated by Sonja and PT Housewife. Phony fiancee don’t want nuthin’ from PoopyPIggySexAddictPervertDaddy ‘cept his love… and maybe his baby! What a crock!!
RHONY Preview Phony Fiancee Interrogation
We’re givin’ this a huge HagfaceKyle BLEEEEEEECH!!