SERIOUSLY, SONJA??

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NOTE:  The latest attention-getter now amongst Housewives is boyfriends just under the age of 26.  Sorry, Sonja, but we’re givin’ you and your 25-yr-old boyfriend the side eye on this PR item.  Perhaps you should have joined the other group of Housewives who are getting attention with their health issues!  

“Sonja reveals that she purchased a life-saving “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” device to save her only daughter from finding Sonja in a crumpled pile at the bottom of her stairs in her much-needed renovating East side townhouse”…would have been much more believable! 

Sonja Morgan is dating a German male model about half her age named Dominik Persy.

The two met on camera when the housewives were having a girls’ night out at Beautique. “He kept my attention the whole night. He’s charming and elegant and well-mannered.”

The two were spotted last week dirty-dancing at BPM in the Out Hotel after a romantic dinner at KTCHN.

“I can leave him with my pocketbook, come back, and my pocketbook is still there, and he’s still there. He hasn’t left with a girlfriend,” Morgan laughed. “I like that in a guy.”  Apparently, Sonja’s new under-25 boyfriend read her bankruptcy documents and knows that there’s nothing in her pocketbook!

SONJA:  Call me if you need actual believable PR stories to plant!! 

(Thanks “cybraxis”!!)

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(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “cybraxis”!!)

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