Best caption wins a personal invitation to the Wretched/Slimey nuptials!!  FinePrint:  Winner will be required to submit their medical directives and final will, as the winner may die waiting for this wedding to happen.   



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Slade contends that he and Wretched have been offered several “opportunities” to share their marriage ceremony on a “reality” show.   Interesting, as Wretched has said previously that she is not interested in marrying Slimey. Wretched says that she doesn’t … Continue reading


GretchenRossi Says TamraBarney Trying To Repair Image… Wedding To SladeSmiley Will Happen When Sean Marries Hillary!

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Wretched says Tamballs “has lost all credibility with everyone, including the viewers” as Tamballs conveniently blames any bad behavior on her “fictional character”!  (SH was the first to note that Tamballs was describing herself as a “fictional character”…)  Wretched says the obvious… … Continue reading

**SH EXCLUSIVE**!!!… Gretchen Rossi Booted… Slade Smiley Given New Story Line!!

Yes, Slimey will be back for season twenty or is it thirteen or is it fifteen of the Real Housewives of Orange County??   Don’t matter, all the seasons are the same!!

Poor Lydia McLaughlin will have to pretend she’s dumpin’ her Doug for Slimey!

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SH **SUPER EXCLUSIVE**!!! Season Nine OC Story Line LEAKED!! Slade Smiley, Gretchen Rossi Are Having TWINS!!!

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AND… it’s NOT Wretched’s kid!!  They’re using “RadioSlade” PinkHairKellyJ’s eggs!


GRETCHEN ROSSI, SLADE SMILEY: Slade and “JTFoxx”… Who Is Getting Conned??… UPDATE: Similar Courses Sold By Trump Being Shut Down By NY AG

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What has Slimey been up to since his “RadioSlade” show was booted off the airways?  Slimey has  **cough, cough** desperately been seeking a new syndicator for his “reality show”-based radio show.  IF Slimey happens to get that one-in-a-gazillion second chance … Continue reading


FROM THE SH ARCHIVES July 2012: Gretchen Rossi’s Ex-“Boyfriend” Jay Photoglou… Talks With SH…

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NOTE:  In light of WretchedBLEEEEECH!!Christine’s BravoBlog in which she simply states FACTS… and throws in the FACT that a jury found in her favor in Photoglou v Rossi… SH asked Jay Photoglou a few questions over a year ago.  Many … Continue reading


GRETCHEN ROSSI: Wretched’s BravoBlog… RHOC Reunion Show … “Just The FACTS”… Wretched Goes After ALL Her Cast Mates…

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Bravo…  NOTE:  Wretched BLEEEEECH!! Christine seems to have all of her FACTS line up nicely!  Wretched is shooting down each of her cast mates.   Which leads to the question:   WHY would WretchedBLEEEEEECH!!Christine continue to put herself through such … Continue reading


GRETCHEN ROSSI: The Truth About Wretched’s Rolls “One Made; For Sale To ANYONE With $340,000!”… Slade Smiley Takes A Swipe At Housewives Who “Don’t Look As Good” As Wretched

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Wretched BLEEEECH! Rossi has a long conversation with LAWeekly about her ‘fashion’ business and how Wretched is sooooo cost conscious!  Wretched’s forever boyfriend hanger-oner fiancee, Slade Smiley, also got in on the chat… they both want everyone to know how like YOU … Continue reading

IT’S THE OC IN TWO!… From “Flipit/Ronnie”!!

We LOVE these two-minute redubs from ma boo, “flipit/Ronnie” at TrashTalkTV!!  

GRETCHEN ROSSI, SLADE SMILEY: Wretched Lives Her Life “Out Of The Box”… Finally Over Jeff…

Just cannot stand Wretched BLEEEEEECH Christine!  She starts her interview with USMagazine (the preferred media outlet for Housewives) with “HI! GUYS!”…  and then proceeds to explain how she’s always done things “out of the box” style, which explains her unique proposal to her boyfriend, Slade Smiley.

Wretched has finally gotten over the passing of the love of her life, Jeff Beitzel… but, he’s still “watching” over her!

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(Thanks to SH readers “BlueIvy” and “PMG”!!!)


It’s the RHOC in TWO minutes!!!   Another very funny RHOC creation by ma boo from TrashTalkTV and @TrashTweetTV and his YouTubeChannel… “flipit/Ronnie”!!!


VICKI GUNVALSON, SLADE SMILEY: Vicki Confronts Slimey (AGAIN!) About His ‘Hurtful’ Comments…

Bravo On the next Real Housewives of Orange County:  Vicki is still hurting from Slimey’s insults about her looks… but, deflects that anger into “money-making” bacon vodka.  Vicki thinks that women’s looks = men’s money.  That “DeadbeatDad” vodka is a great idea!!

GRETCHEN ROSSI, SLADE SMILEY: Wretched and Slimey ‘Splain Their Engagement…

Wretched and Slimey’s “engagement” is an obvious made-for-Bravo-spinoff! 


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY Preview: Gretchen Rossi Prepares Proposing to Slade Smiley


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY Preview: Slade Calls Vicki “Tupperware Face”

Bravo... Slimey continues his moronic, sophomoric and just plain dumbass  verbal assaults.  Is TupperwareFace a cousin to LiarFace??





FROM THE SH ARCHIVES…GRETCHEN ROSSI: Wretched and Slade and OC Producer… and Jeff Beitzel

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Excerpt from SH July 27, 2012…  Gretchen Rossi, Jay Photoglou … New Year’s Eve 2008-2009.  Wretched celebrating with Jay, wearing Jeff’s ring! Wretched ****BLEEEEECH**** CHRISTINE’s EX-BOYFRIEND, JAY PHOTOGLOU answered some questions posed to him by SH… SH:  Would you mind … Continue reading


GRETCHEN ROSSI: Wretched’s Hysterical BravoBlog…If Wretched Has Touched Just ONE Person, Her Time On The RHOC Was Worth Her Pain!… Wretched Does It All For “The Fans”… Keep Sendin’ Those Gifts!!

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Bravo…  NOTE:  Wretched takes full advantage of the 100th episode of the RHOC airing two days ago on Bravo… any reason to mention all of her products!   The reason this bunch of poo is hysterical:  Wretched asks herself if … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY: Brooks Ayers, Eddie Judge, Slade Smiley… All THREE Got Roles In New Movie!

Take THAT, Heather Dull-BRO!  Crooksy, Slimey and Ellie are gonna be MOVIE stars!  It’s a remake, but so what!!

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LYDIA MC LAUGHLIN: Lydia Tries To Get Slade Smiley To Admit His Responsibility… For Vicki Gunvalson’s Nose Job

Bravo… On next weeks’ RHOC: Lydia McLaughlin converses with Slimey.  Nice try, Lydia… Slimey will never admit any wrong doing.  

VICKI GUNVALSON, BROOKS AYERS: Crooks “Borrowed” $50,000…Vicki’s Twitter and FB **cough, cough** “Hacked”


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According to ROL, Crooks sold approximately 17 share of “Vicki’s Vodka” to Williamson for $50,000:  $22,500 payable upon closing on March 6; $5,000 forgiveness of debt for money that Brooks owed Robert Williamson; $3,000 to cover future expenses for Brooks’ visit to the Kentucky Derby; $8,000 before March 31; $11,500 before April 15  (probably to cover any money owed to the IRS!).

AND… there was a reason for Vicki’s twitter and FB disappearing.  According to @VGunvalson, her accounts were HACKED!   Vicki’s attorney is now working on a response to her lawsuit…

Sounds like Vicki is covering for her Crooksy again.  We’re givin’ Vicki…

(Thanks to SH readers “DaPa” and “PMG”!!!)