DrunkOtis screeches in the back seat of a car; CarltonTheDoorman gets tatted; there’s a mannequin breakdown in HagfaceKyle’s store; Jamie Lee Curtis makes a guest appearance…to raise money for those kids that HagfaceKyle raised a whopping $5,000 for in Season One! Or, maybe HagfaceKyle changed charities… to a kid’s charity of JamieLee’s choice!
If you’re interested in reading these BeverlyHills goofballs’ pre-planned accompanying pieces otherwise known as their BravoBlogs… please read them at BravoTV.com. ‘Cause we give their predictable words 3328273,39384, 999 Kens and the same number of eye rolls…
After hearing about BubbaJax’ daughter, Asslee Holmes, doin’ her “modeling”… offers from **cough, cough** legitimate sources started flooding in!!
Well, ONE started to drip in…
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HagfaceKyle’s store gets some attention on this season of the RHOBH… more than her sister’s consignment store! Just hope that there’s not a spinoff featuring HagfaceKyle and her “sexy” store employees… Manhands gets to open the new boxa frocks first!! … Continue reading
Who is the Housewife with the wrinkly feet wearin’ these shoes???
NOT: LuAnnie Lesseps… or NayNay Leakes!
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NOTE: For all who are now just hearing/reading that those FEBUS-lovin’ Manzoids got their own spinoff show… the following was originally posted ten days ago on SH, September 17… DonCaro actually thinks that people LOVE her… and her lil Manzoids!! NOTE: … Continue reading
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What an opportune time for someone to “LEAK” an actual Braov/SirensMedia RHONJ Housewives APPEARANCE contract!! This is another PR move for RHONJ finale ratings. Do you really think that SirensMedia would let one of these UNSIGNED appearance contracts slip outta their hands?? … Continue reading
News for da Gorgas!! Many married men polled said they stopped caring about their looks 26 months after the wedding. Hmmmm… just a bit over the two year mark! Does JoGo realize he can now stop wearin’ that annoying ever-changing … Continue reading
OOPS!!! Wrong book cover!!!
OOPS!!! Another wrong book cover!!!
OH NO!!! Another wrong book cover!!!!
OOOOPS ANOTHER wrong book cover!!
Here’s the right one…
The number of customer reviews for MeGo’s “love and marriage” book on Amazon has jumped from 48 to a new total of 86! Yes, there were only 48 yesterday! FORTY new reviews in 24 hours!
66…SIXTY-SIX… outta that eighty-six are ONE star reviews! Those FIVE-star reviewers are attempting to keep up with the total annihilation goin’ on at Amazon, but they may as well accept defeat!
Some interesting categories!!
These are just a few of the NEW customer reviews:
@JenGotClassNass contributed to the literary lashing…
Just to be fair, a sampling of the FIVE star reviews:
NOTE: Nice try to quash those ghostwriter questions! ‘Cause everybody knows that MeGo slaved away, writing EVERY night curled up in a corner of her sofa from exactly 10 pm to 2 am!
Maybe that last reviewer didn’t get the “FEELING”… but, as EVERYONE knows, MeGo’s book was written by the same ghostwriter who wrote Snooki’s Pulitzer-prize-winning books… Valerie Frankel, as mentioned on SH back in December! Val’s dream is to write a NYTimes Bestseller. YO! Val!! Creep on over to TreeJoodice’s marble mausoleum…heard she’s looking for someone to collect more recipes for her next cookbook! Somehow it always winds it’s way back to Tree… poor MeGo!!
JoeyMarco Gorga has been in love with PoopyPiggyMeGo since he laid eyes on her… AAWWWWW. Raise your hand if you, too, fell in love with MeGo since layin’ eyes on her. Thank you, Johnny… you can put your hand down now. We can see your hand… the room temp has dropped 15 degrees from your hand wavin’! Down, Johnny… down!!
JoGo had to “break her down” to marry him? What an accomplishment!! When there’s wife #2, JoGo will know better…
(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” “@JenGotClassNass” and “HousewifeHoe”!!!!)
NOTE: The more you look at MeGo’s “new” hair, the more it looks like a wig. The part stays the same in every photo… the styling is practically identical in every shot. Let’s see her run her hands through it and let’s see her kids grab a handful of it! Money on “it’s a WIG!”
(Thanks to SH reader “MrsKH”!!)
Just overnight, the customer reviews on Amazon.com written re Melissa Gorga’s book, have gone from a total of 28 to 48!
As you can see, the majority of the customer reviews land in the ONE star category. The five-star reviewers are fighting back!!!
Included in the five star category is a customer review by “HappilyMarried”:
LOVE this book, September 17, 2013
“I found this book to be lighthearted, interesting and fun to read. I will be giving this book as a gift to my girlfriend who has an anniversary coming up. Definitely recommend purchasing it.”
“HappilyMarried” looks very familiar… it’s MeGo’s sister!
The ONE star customer reviews are so much more entertaining!!
This customer is requesting a refund:
This customer has six words:
This customer pretty much sums up the feelings of the majority of readers:
(Thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “
@JenGotClassNass” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)
The man of many hats, JoeyMarco Gorga, smashed that glass with a vengeance after the last group therapy session at Miraval… he threw that glass seething with animosity, hostility and rancor after he said there were some “things nobody knew” during his chat with Tree:
WHAT possible “secrets” could there be about JMG? Is he’s referring to the ALLEGED rape accusations… “Joe actually had charges pressed against him for rape back in the day, but his family pressured the girl to drop the suit.” … made in those “Damn Melissa Emails“???
(Thanks to SH readers “MP” and “cybraxis”!!!)
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NOTE: We’re takin’ a detour… a detour away from those moronic Housewives! A detour which has been long overdue! Let’s visit those Wal-Mart people!! BUT, before visiting… Personnel Manager: “What is your greatest weakness?” Old Man: “Honesty.” Personnel Manager: “I … Continue reading
It’s LizardLipLickin’ Kyle-ee!! She still got that lip thing goin’ on! Was her doin’ splits a total setup? DUH! Awwww…she can’t jump back up on her 10-inch platforms!
Which Housewife is wearin’ these sandals?
NOTE to BSL: This is NOT Adrienne Maloof!!