SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Sonja Morgan; Ramona Singer; Melissa Gorga; Joe Gorga; Heather Dubrow; Lauri Peterson; Brooks Ayers; Brandi Glanville; PT Housewife; Larsa Pippen; Cristy Rice… AND MORE!


RHONY PT Housewife getting character overhaul; Cougar Sonja Morgan ditches charity for 20’s boyfriend

Ramoaner has the “I’m the STAR” ‘tude … and plot lines for the upcoming season of the RHONY

RHONJ Melissa Gorga meeting her “fans” who showed up to see the Jonas Bros… AND… MeGo, JoeyMarco Gorga and kids in Orlando before her overly auto-tuned and lip-synched “performance”…

RHOC Heather Dull-BRO wedding “advice“…

RHOC Lauri Peterson’s daughter says she has NO hooker or porno star friends “dating” Crooks Ayers

RHOBH BlabberMouthBrandi Glanville blocking all “negative” tweeters

PT Housewife says next season of the RHONY  “is making massive changes, taking major turns, I can’t even believe it myself.”  NOTE:  That’s what ALL the HW’s say!

Brand NEW “WatchWhatCrappens” from TrashTalkTV!

SH Poll Results… 

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EX-Miami Housewife, Cripsy Rice dating Jamie Foxx

NBCUniversal (Bravo’s corporate parent) is included in lawsuit re “underpaid” interns

The Scottie Pippen… RHOM Larsa Pippen’s husband… 911 Call

WHY those moronic Housewives buy twitter followers… more followers, more money they make to tweet!  NOTE: Like the HWs shows, HWs tweets are all about their products!


(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “JoBo” “BlueIvy” “Dave” “PMG” and “Sam”!!!)


LARSA PIPPEN: Larsa’s Husband, Scottie Pippen… Assault With A Deadly Weapon… His SHOE!

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TMZ is reporting that Scottie Pippen was charged with felony assault after he beat a man last night after the man asked Scottie for his autograph outside of Nobu restaurant in Malibu.  Scottie is being booked for felony assault with intent to … Continue reading


FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: Andy Cohen… Andy Prepped Real Housewives Of Miami For Failure!… WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!

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ORIGINALLY POSTED April 7, 2011 RE-POSTED September 13, 2012  5:00 pm NOTE:  In anticipation of tonight’s RHOM second season premiere… on Bravo at 9pm… just a quick look back at what happened with the Miami Housewives, season ONE.   AND… this … Continue reading



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                   Real Housewives of Miami….”We’re going to find that Andy Cohen and when we do….” It’s done and over with, but the Real Housewives of Miami‘s first season and reunion show is … Continue reading


Andy’s Experiment Gone Awry…

Andy Cohen right in the middle of the mess he made… nothing personal, Miami Housewives… From Andy Cohen’s Blog on, April 6, 2011: “The Great Live Reunion Experiment of 2011 is over and the results were…interesting.  On the one … Continue reading


Real Housewives of Miami Reunion LIVE!…What a Mess

The highly anticipated LIVE! Real Housewives of Miami reunion that took place in Andy Cohen’s clubhouse did not live up to its hype.  It was a disaster.  Andy at times looked satisfied with himself when the Housewives began sniping with … Continue reading


What You Need for Tonight’s Miami Reunion Show…

Won’t it be great to see Andy in his house when we go to NYC?  It was so nice of him to invite us to stay and…   Uh, excuse me, Larsa… but we’re going to Andy’s CLUBhouse, not his own house … Continue reading


The Black’s Gala… Crispy Was a No-Show

Marysol (wearing Andy’s favorite ‘nude illusion’ style dress), Lea, Adriana, some guy Pitbull and Alexia… no dangling wires or bulging mic packs… a sure sign that there will be no season two… When you’ve got the cream of Miami society … Continue reading


Miami Housewives… Honored or Embarrassed?

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Adriana, Lea, Crispy, Alexia and Marysol…   sorry, but you did not take advantage of your HWs time to make a ‘hit’ CD, write a book or put together a collection of your mother’s recipes and slap your name on … Continue reading


The Real Housewives of Miami Recap… The Floating Dinner Party

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The floating dinner party that describes the entire first (and probably last) season of Real Housewives of Miami had to end sometime… and somewhere… and it did. However, it took a long time to finally get to Paradise Organic Farms … Continue reading

Real Housewives of Miami… Recap

Venue | Marzo - Abril 2011Screw William Levy… this is my magazine and I go front and center on the cover…

How could it be that this episode of the Real Housewives of Miami is #5 and the finale is next week?  Well, it is and just a note:  there was NO sighting of Elaine Lancaster this week…elaine1b Summer Splash Wednesdays at PlungeElaine, you got robbed.    On to the recap:

Marysol and Phillipe got married on an Aspen mountaintop.  Marysol PattonThey look so cute together… I didn’t realize until I looked up his mug shot that Phillipe is 6′ 5″… Yo, Marysol… let’s get married…

The justice of the peace read the wedding vows they wrote for each other… and back at home in Miami, Phillipe surprises Marysol by installing his ‘wine cellar’ in Marysol’s apartment, which Marysol isn’t too happy about.

A wine refrigerator, Phillipe…

William Levy stops by Alexia’s magazine for his second feature in and cover on her magazine and she just looooves William Levy.  Understandable, Alexia, understandable… Herman or William… your infatuation with WL is totally understandable.

Venue | Julio - Agosto 2010 Hey… got the cover again… I’m much prettier than the owner-chick…

Larsa stops by her favorite restaurant with her friend Tara to speak with the chef at Martarano’s to arrange a cooking lesson with owner Steve Martarano… a brute with a whisk and knife skills… sexy!  At least Larsa thinks so…

I can whip yo azz, whip you into shape or whip up a souffle… take your pick.

Alexia is in a car wreck on the way to the fashion show and calls Crispy Rice to let her know that she won’t be able to model, so Crispy takes over Alexia’s modeling job.

Alexia Gets Into a Car AccidentHmm… Alexia walked away from this in one piece… come on, she could’ve made her modeling gig…

Crispy let’s everyone know that Alexia’s clothes don’t fit her properly because Alexia is bigger than she is… slap!  Crispy always give backhanded compliments or outright digs at her fellow housewives… what a biatch.

E18158standAlexia would never fit her huge-ness into my ‘meet my kids’ teachers’ outfit…

After the cooking lesson with chef Steve, everyone begins to dine on their creations. Marysol passes around her wedding photo and then Adriana mentions Crispy’s slow payment for attending the Mayor of Miami’s annual gala… really, Adriana… why?  It’s just too boring to rehash this again…

An Upset Christy Looking at AdrianaCrispy givin’ Adriana the death stare…

Marysol Is NOTE:  Is Kim Zolciak aware that Marysol knows Kim’s Miami host, Thomas Kramer… or does he just pose for photos with everyone?   Yeah, he poses with everyone… just like Shana/Taylor.

Christina Rice… Back in 2008

Before she was on the Real Housewives of Miami,  Crispy Cristy Rice was known as Christina and was having some problems with her estranged husband, Glen Rice…

Former NBA player Glen Rice has been arrested for battery, after pummeling a guy at his estranged wife’s house.

Glen Rice Christina RiceGlen, the girls I hire to carry around this box I have to stand on to talk with you keep quitting, so let’s just get divorced…

Investigators say Rice entered the home of his wife, Christina, and confronted her about having other men in the house. He soon found 47-year-old Alberto Perez hiding in a bedroom closet. Rice then reportedly hit Perez in the face, grabbed him by the neck, and threw him out of the bedroom. Perez then fled the house & called police.

Shocking that Glen would be so distrusting of his wife, since she’s been so supportive of him in the past.  Back in 2000, Christina ripped Lakers coach Phil Jackson when her husband didn’t seem to be getting enough playing time.  “Jackson has never wanted Glen, he’s always wanted somebody like Scottie Pippen, and this is his way of getting back at management for not letting him make a trade.”

Christina further clawed at Phil, “It’s all a mind game. It’s all about control. Jackson did not get his way with the general manager or the owner about trading Glen, so who pays for it? Glen does.”

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She ranted that if she was in Glen’s shoes, it would have been Latrell Sprewell II – kind of like what her estranged husband just did to her house visitor.

Then-Pacers coach Larry Bird wasn’t surprised by Christina’s defense of her meal ticket: “I’ve seen wives hit writers on top of the heads with their pocketbooks in Boston. I’ve seen them swear at officials walking by. I’ve seen it all….They’re just trying to protect their man. If my man was making $12 (million) or $15 million a year, I’d be trying to protect him, too.”

Now it seems the lady needs protection from her former man.

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Real Housewives of Miami… Clearly a Producer-Induced Episode

Not even a cameo of Elaine Lancaster in this episode of the Real Housewives of Miami… what a shame!

The revolving dinner party on the Real Housewives of Miami has landed this week at Alexia’s house.  But, before the dinner party, Alexia had to go to the slaughterhouse “pig farm” to assist her husband, Herman, and her stepson Nelson pick the pig.  As Herman is walking toward the entrance, he spots Alexia and asks Nelson why Alexia would want to come to the pig farm.  Great question, Herman!  Obviously, the producers requested that Alexia assist in procuring the pig because she clearly did not want to be there… she complained about everything about the pig farm from the time she got out of her car.

Rings, Pigs and Fashion on 'The Real Housewives of Miami'Joo producer guys din tell me dat the pigs smell… and joo tole me it was a farm…

The pig wasn’t the only pet segment in this episode… the first five minutes were at Larsa and Scottie’s house where Larsa explained that she likes to give her kids pets as rewards for doing well in school.  Larsa further explains that neither she nor Scottie like to actually take care of the pets, so they leave the pet duties to the kids’ nannies.  Note to Larsa:  maybe that’s why your house is the one with the revolving nanny door… if you want to make yourself, the nannies, your kids and the animals happy, you should really look into hiring a vet assistant to care for the non-humans in your home.  If you don’t like that idea, give Camille Grammer a call… she can tell you everything there is to know about the nanny game.

The Real Housewives of Miami S01E03 Optical Delusion HDTV XviD-MOMENTUM screenshotWe just buy the little animals.. and then the kids take them to their rooms and then, uh… the nannies take care of them… yeah, the kids cry a lot ’cause lots of their animals visit their animal cousins in the country and don’t ever come back… Oh well

Marysol and Phillipe get engaged; Phillipe bought the engagement ring from Marysol’s mother, Elsa and when Marysol showed Elsa the ring, Elsa pretended that she never saw it before.  Oh, that Elsa!  Marysol and Phillipe make plans to elope and get married in Aspen.

Elsa, the airplanes are terrified of YOU…

Lea goes to Blumarine with Lourdes, her friend and Jason, who is from ‘Lea’s team.’  Lea hates shopping, but hates using a dressing room to try on clothes even more.  Lea tries on piece after piece of clothing, one on top of another…  Lea did buy a dress for $1,000, mentioning that she could buy a lot of jeans and t-shirts for that $1,000.  Let’s stop here for a second.  Lea walks into Blumarine carrying a $15,000 Birkin bag and then she makes a very flimsy attempt at frugality/humbleness at the cash register when she’s paying for her $1,000 dress?  This shopping trip made no sense at all, so it was probably another segment ‘suggested’ by a producer.  It was apparent that Lea didn’t want to be there, her friend, Lourdes was getting frustrated because Lea wasn’t into shopping and Lea seemed embarrassed that she paid $1,000 for a dress… I wonder how many dresses Lea really buys when the cameras aren’t keeping track of her purchases.  Lea is no Tree Joo-dice…

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Touch the PigLea only bought the dress ’cause the paper bag was thrown in…

Back to Alexia’s producer-induced dinner party… Herman wants everyone to admire his cooking skills as he finishes grilling the splayed porker.  Everyone is impressed except Lea, who is a vegetarian; Lea first reaction was of total surprise to see a pig on a barbeque grill, so again, was this another producer-induced scene?   Producer:  Alexia, what’s the biggest animal that you can legally snag, catch or acquire in Miami?  Alexia: Well, we Cubans like porko, is that big enough?  Why?   Producer:  You’re penciled in to host the next dinner party and Lea is a vegetarian, so let’s see her reaction when she sees that you’re serving a whole pig…

While enjoying cocktails (what’s with the giant martini glasses?) before dinner, Adriana’s boyfriend Frederick appears and he seems very happy to see someone…

During dinner, Phillipe announces his and Marysol’s engagement and Lea makes some rude remarks about Phillipe marrying Marysol because he needs a green card and how long they will stay married, which Lea actually thinks are not rude remarks, but jokes.   Note to Roy Black:  Next time Lea asks you to attends a dinner party with her, you should go.

Marysol PattonLea, not to worry!  I already bought my green card… Elsa got me a really good deal on one…

More time is burned with Elsa going to Marysol’s apartment to watch Marysol model wedding dresses…

This is how Elsa sees Marysol in her wedding dresses… and why she thinks Marysol looks like Caroline Grimaldi

…and then Alexia and Cristy preparing to model for a local designer:

Cristy modeling her version of evening wear…

And even more time is taken up by Cristy going over the entire gala crashing with her friend, Liqui… Cristy did make one comment that was interesting:  that she could have taken a check to the gala and given it to Lea right there, but what would Lea do with her check, put it in her bra?  Very bad excuse, Cristy… very bad, ’cause had you given Lea a check, she would have certainly found a place for it… even put it in her bra.

While Adriana and her son, Alex, are delivering Lea’s portrait, Adriana explains that show with Marcos wasn’t as profitable as expected… Hmmm… could the problem be that the subjects of the artwork didn’t buy their paintings as Adriana had expected?  Well, at least Lea paid for hers, which IMO, was overpriced at $10000.  After Lea expresses her embarrassment at having a huge portrait of herself hanging in her home, Adriana tells Lea that everybody has a self portrait, that even Adriana has a self portrait of herself.  Uh, Adriana… a ‘self portrait’ is a painting that the artist paints of himself… Lea’s painting is not a ‘self portrait,’ it’s just a portrait, ’cause Lea didn’t paint it, Marcos did.  Did Adriana really go to art school… the Sorbonne yet… really??  And she doesn’t know the difference between a ‘portrait’ and a ‘self portrait?’

Adriana… this is NOT a self-portrait… it’s not even a portrait… it’s a painting of Lea, a bad painting of Lea…

Lea wants to have a talk with Adriana and asks Adriana ‘what is going on with you?’  Lea asks about problems at home and Adriana says that everyone has problems.   Lea says that Adriana looks stressed out and why is she partying until 2 am and asks about Adriana’s ex-husband and she says that he doesn’t pay child support.  Since Lea’s son, RJ and Adriana’s son, Alex, go to school together, Lea asks if Frederick will pay for school? Adriana says that Frederick will pay for half.  Lea suggests that there are ways to raise money for Alex’s school tuition, but Adriana almost chokes when Lea suggests a fundraiser to get the other half of the $30,000 tuition.  Lea says that her situation is not of her doing and if Adriana wants someone to sit and commiserate about her problems, she got the wrong girl.  Lea suggests that Adriana move on and think about the future.   Adriana is scamming Lea.

Marysol and Phillipe are at the Sky Hotel in Aspen.  While Marysol is speaking English, there are subtitles running across the screen!  There are a few other people on this show that could use the subtitles, but adding the subtitles in this particular scene was unnecessary, but funny…   Reality is setting in for Marysol and she’s panicking about her upcoming nuptials.  She should be panicking about how bad her hair extensions are showing…

Here’s hoping your extensions are fixed soon…

Scottie Selling Stuff… Old Stuff

Scottie Pippen met Larsa and off to Miami he went… leaving behind all kinda fabulous, great stuff at his former home in Chicago.  You can view, touch and even purchase some of Scottie’s rejects at an estate sale being held this Saturday and Sunday.

Wonder if any of the Real Housewives of Miami will be there to see how and where the ‘old’ Scottie Pippen used to live… let me answer my own question:    HELL NO! Could you just see Cristy goin’ through Scottie’s 20-year-old stuff…

Scottie’s crappy old house in Chicago

Scottie scribbled his name on doors in the house


Larsa Lookin’ to Relocate…

Another ‘How To Make $ millions’… Real Estate! (See Lisa Vanderpump:

house pictureLarsa wants to move…

Former basketball superstar Scottie Pippen and his wife, Larsa, have listed for sale a six-bedroom, 7.5-bath home at 2571 Del Lago Drive in Fort Lauderdale for $16 million…they bought it for $1.3 million…

Address Subdivision Last Sale Amount Last Sale Date
2571 DEL LAGO DR FORT LAUDERDALE , FL 33316-2303 DEL LAGO ISLE $1,340,000 10/16/2000
Barbara Panton of Panton & Co. Realty has the listing.  The Pippens paid $1.34 million for the property in Oct. 2000.  The 9,782-square-foot house in Barrier Island was built in 2004.  (They’ve been trying to unload their property since 2008 and have upped the list price from $14 million to $16 million… not too smart!)

She’s not kidding…she say she gonna do a Nene on me if Scottie don fin her another house… come on, Lars, really… you scarin’ me


Mr. Pippen is a retired NBA player widely known for his time with the Chicago Bulls in the 1990s. The Bulls made the record of 72 wins during the 1996-97 season and Pippen was named one of the 50 Greatest Players in NBA History.    On July 15, he became an ambassador of the Bulls and on Aug. 13, he was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame.  (Which means RHOM was actually filmed almost a year ago…)

Mrs. Pippen is a cast member of the reality series the Real Housewives of Miami, which premiered on Feb. 22 on Bravo.

Listing Site:


If you want to know who the Pippen’s neighbors are:

Old News and Older News…

At this point, the Real Housewives of Miami‘s Alexia Echevarria’s past connections as revealed by The National Enquirer have been out for days, but worth posting here… a more interesting story, though, is the REAL one (see links below):

“REAL HOUSEWIVES of MIAMI star ALEXIA ECHEVARRIA is hiding a shocking secret – her ex-husband and the father of her two sons is a convicted cocaine dealer, smuggler and a registered sex offender!

From The Enquirer:

The ENQUIRER has dug into Alexia’s scandalous past and discovered that the self-styled “Cuban Barbie” was once heavily involved in the South Beach drug and party scene.

The shapely blonde had close ties with notorious drug kingpins Willy Falcon and Sal Magluta, who are currently in federal prison for running the largest coke-smuggling enterprise in Florida history.

Alexia’s ex-husband Pedro Luis Rosello was part of Falcon and Magluta’s drug operation – responsible for bringing more than 75 tons of cocaine into the U.S. valued at more than $2.1 billion in the 1980s.  Rosello was convicted of cocaine smuggling in 1992 and sentenced to 24 years in federal prison, although he was released after serving just four-and-a-half years.  Rosello was arrested again in 2007 for sexual battery on a minor and was sentenced to 12 years probation. Now 45, Rosello spoke candidly to The ENQUIRER about his criminal past and his relationship with 43-year-old Alexia.

PEDRO ROSELLO … AKA:                                                PEDRO LUIS ROSELLO

“I was married to Alexia, and both of her boys, Peter and Frankie, are mine.  I still see her all the time,” he divulged.  And Rosello – who refuses to talk about his ex-wife’s new TV show – freely admits that the two were heavy drug users in the 1980s, when cocaine use was prevalent among South Beach partiers.

“Who the hell didn’t do drugs back in the ’80s? Sure, Alexia did drugs. Who wasn’t dirty back then?” he said.  A friend who knew Alexia during that time revealed to The ENQUIRER: “Pedro and Alexia lived a ridiculously wild and filthy-rich lifestyle, with new high-end cars, Lotuses, Ferraris, flashy cigarette boats, posh South Beach apartments and clubbing every night.

“I used cocaine many times with Alexia. We would go to the ladies’ room and cut lines out on a mirror. It was very wild – nonstop partying.”  When asked how much money he earned as a cocaine smuggler, Rosello laughed and said: “Let’s say a lot!”  The couple got married in January of 1992, but only a few months later Rosello was arrested.

In 1996, with Rosello languishing in prison, the couple divorced, although Alexia continued to see him after his release later that year.   In 2007, Rosello was arrested after having sex with an underage girl he had met at a nightclub. The girl had ID that said she was 21, claimed Rosello, who is unrepentant about the offense.  “It was a one-night stand. Her parents had me arrested,” he explained. “Things happen.”

Nat’l Enquirer:

‘Cowboy Sal’ Magluta was represented in court by Lea’s husband… Sal was responsible for bringing in 75 TONS (not lbs… TONS!) of cocaine into Miami…

Older News… GREAT, true stuff about the 80’s Miami Vice drug era!!!

Miami Herald… Alexia, Marysol and Lea Six Degrees of Separation in the 80’s Druggie Miami:

Falcon and Magluta, 1992:

The ENTIRE Saga of Willy and Sal… yes, there’s more!:


Alexia… Poor Lil Piglet

Alexia likes to eat, but when her husband, Herman, asks her to help out in the kitchen she freaks out… on the next Real Housewives of Miami:

NOTE: Apologies for the extra click… working on correcting it.

RHOM Adriana ‘de’ Moura Profile…Another One

RHOM:  Lea, Marysol, Alexia, Larsa, Cristy and Adriana

It was only a matter of time before Bravo’s ‘Housewives’ series hit the sunny shores of South Florida.  Its casts are known for their big personalities and the Real Housewives of Miami ‘Housewife’ Adriana de Moura fits the bill quite nicely.  We caught up with de Moura to talk editing, her current endeavors, and of course, Miami.
Adriana de Moura… if that is her real name…

How do you feel about the depictions of you thus far?
Only one side of me has been shown — my fun side. There is a lot more to me. I’m a woman with a well-rounded education, an entrepreneur, a philanthropist, a dedicated mother and a housewife. I still go grocery shopping and manage my household.  (Grocery shopping is always a sure sign of a very well-rounded person…)

You have been called ‘the Wild One.’  What are your thoughts on that title?
I guess I do have a gregarious personality. I’m also Brazilian, meaning dancing, singing and socializing is part of my culture.  I embrace my femininity, but don’t believe in promiscuous behavior. (Au contraire…mon amie… we’ve been hearing about you!) I like to have fun without any malice.

Do you feel you need to set the record straight on anything thus far? On the show, you forgot that your son got out of school early one day, and asked your fiancé (who was at work) to pick him up instead of leaving your leisurely lunch with the Housewives cast.
I might not be perfect, but I’m a dedicated single mother who invests greatly in my son’s education.  There are logistical challenges that may occasionally arise when I try to juggle many roles and stretch myself thin.  However, I sincerely do my best!  My son recently received a letter from the U.S. Congress congratulating him for making Honor Roll at his school.  I felt so moved by the letter because it means all the sacrifices I make for him pay off.  (Doesn’t this idiot know that those form letters from your representative are sent to everyone for just about anything!?)

Did it bother you when your castmates told you to drop your fiancé when he seemed bothered that you wanted him to pick up your child from school and even hung the phone up on you?
Yes, but I think they were trying to defend me.

With all this national attention, have you been able to focus on your love for art?
Sincerely, not as much as I would like to. Primarily due to my current work load with television and press.  (Excellent excuse for side-tracking that Sorbonne-education and training in fine art…)

What are your favorites places to go to in Miami? Eating, dancing, etc.
I definitely love Casa Tua for Italian fare. I also like Fogo de Chao for authentic Brazilian cuisine. For a relaxing day, I love the Grove Isle Spa.

NOTE:  Looking forward to hearing what some commenters have to say about this!


RHOM’s Adriana… Was Lea Scammed?

The following is a little teaser from the upcoming ‘Star‘ magazine about the Real Housewives of Miami Adriana DeMoura-Sidi and her ex-husband:

Adriana de Scammer Moura-Sidi

“The Real Housewives of Miami star Adriana De Moura-Sidi has revealed on the show that her ex-husband cheated on her. But left unsaid, as Star has learned exclusively, were other horrors Adriana has said she experienced at the hands of her ex — including, she claims in court documents, physical violence and rape.

“I consider myself a survivor,” Adriana tells Star in an exclusive interview inside for our March 14 issue. According to court papers, in December 2006 Adriana told Roberto Sidi she wanted to end their relationship. An argument exploded into violence at the couple’s condo and Adriana says Roberto choked her, threatened her life and even raped her — all while their young son slept in the next room!”

Adriana and cute Roberto Jr.

Well!  In searching for the court documents, I came across this…

Adriana Moura is nothing but a liar!!! see for yourself…public record in Texas! I can not believe BRAVO doesn’t do a simple back ground check!!!!
my ex sister in law…11 years ago!!!

She’s a loser!!! Short version…They got divorced, he was coming to Miami and she said she had nothing left in Texas, because she had slept with everyone there! She begged my brother to bring her to FL, because of their son, he agreed! He bought a place on Fisher Island! When the market and everything went bad here, he told her to move into a small condo and that he would help her get on her feet…there was no way she could afford Fisher Island on her own! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO she got a real estate license and told him she would help sell his condo..he was nice and agreed! He made her co list it with another realtor, because she’s nuts and didn’t trust her! We recently found out they had 2 cash offers on the place but she turned them down…why?? because she wanted to stay on Fisher Island to find a rich husband!!! But Men are not as stupid as she thinks so she moved to plan B…a dumb womenenter Leah Black…so she played the victim and the poor abandoned single mother!!!

Lea… always there for an abandoned mom found in an art gallery…

She didn’t have the balls to tell anyone the truth..the worst part about her is she’s a bad mom!! she didn’t care about my nephew until other rich families invited him over for play dates!!! then she attached to him because he’s a great kid!!! I will choke her!!! My brother’s new wife is not a 17 year old escort??/ She has a 12 year old daughter, and they have a son together! Its nasty!!! and all lies!! My half brother is not in the country to defend himself!! My other brother is married to an Adriana…so her name is Adriana Sidi!!! the Chaos!! I can not believe bravo picked this show up??

1.Texas Divorces Search Results… a.)/2001 HARRIS 072664 SIDI ROBERTO E 31 ADRANA M 35 01 12/11/1998 7/23/ …… b.)/2001 COLLIN 147037 SIDI ROBERTO E 31 ADRIANA M 35 01 4/26/1999 7/23/

Roberto and Adriana Moura DIVORCED IN 2001!!!!  Collin County, Texas!!!!!  A long time before she was “abandoned” on Fisher Island!!!   I saw your article and felt you should know the truth!   Best Regards,  Posted at 3:57 AM on Feb 23, 2011 by vanessa sidi”

NOTE: Vanessa Sidi’s above comment was not the easiest to research as it is required to file for divorce in the county in which they were married and Vanessa lists both Harris and Collin Counties as the court in which Adriana divorced Roberto, so that threw a little kink in the search ; however, the Sidi’s divorce record was retrieved from Collin County, TX:

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Case History
Case Number 4015049801
Date Filed: 02/08/2001
Case Type: FAM – OLD – Divorce
Status: Case is Closed
Style: In the Matter of the Marriage of ADRIANA M. SIDI Vs. ROBERTO E. SIDI
JudicialOfficer: Rusch, Mark in 401st District Court
Type Name DOB Address Attorney
Petitioner Sidi, Adriana M Pro Se
Respondent Sidi, Roberto E Brian S Loughmiller
So what about the Fisher Island condo that was mentioned?  It’s up for sale again and the price has been reduced!
There are no photos for their condo, but there are photos at a similar property in the same complex  (and this condo is $300,00 less!)

Lea Black… On the Attack

Innocent looking… BUT, looks are deceiving

After familiarizing myself with a new, easy-to-use, much-more-compatible-with-website-sharing video recording device (see above),  I wanted to bring to you the Real Housewives of Miami’s Lea Black’s scathing, direct and to-the-point phone call into last night’s Watch What Happens Live! ASAP.  Andy Cohen’s guests last night on WWHL were gala-crasher, Cristy Rice and her RHOM cohort, and Andy’s future step-daughter, if he takes it to the next level, Marysol Patton.

Andy was practicing all his life for his ‘mojito moments’ with Elsa…

Late 2011:  Andy and Messla Elsa sunning themselves on towels which Elsa bought from the Gianni Versace estate sale that daughter Marysol arranged as one of her very first jobs in the PR business and drinking mojitos through a swizzle straw basking in the tropical opulence of Miami’s swullocking paradigm of shimmering luxury and reflecting relaxation, the aqua/periwinkle-tinted soothing pool at the Eden Roc, on a Thursday mid-morning…

Oh Angy, I hops joo weren’t so hebby on dey rum dis tyme… but, I lubz jour mojitos

Back to the video… anyway, it took me the better part of the day to record last night’s WWHL on the “easy-to-use” recorder, just in time to come upon the same recording on  So for your veneration and viewing pleasure, here are both versions… well, one… my version will be coming if it takes me another day!

The Real Reason The RHONY Was Shelved…

Really, Marysol?  Seriously???!!!  In this video, Marysol Patton of the Real Housewives of Miami gives a much better reason for Andy’s decision to hold off on airing the Real Housewives of New York and going ahead with RHOM…

Marysol Patton Marysol Patton attends the Leather & Laces Super Bowl Party presented by Dominican Republic Ministry of Tourism at the Paris Theater on February 5, 2010 in Miami Beach, Florida.Miami Marysol

Miami is on the schedule instead of New York because a.) there was a mix-up in alphabetizing by an intern at Bravo;  b.) Roy Black would sue Bravo big time if they delay Miami; c.) the people want to see palm trees or d.) Marysol’s mother, Elsa threatened to put a spell on Andy.    Well, just watch…

RHOM Marysol… Mommy & Me

Miami Arrest Record for Elsa Carreras Patton

Real Housewives of Miami Elsa PattonBotox always tastes better in a wine glass…

Inmate Name:
Patton, Elsa Carreras
Inmate #:
Last Arrest Date:
00:30AM 10-09-2010
5′ 7″

Family drama: Marysol's mother Elsa Patton was also arrested last year for driving under the influenceElsa, courtesy of Miami-Dade PD

ELSAPsychics are their own worst clients… they can never predict their own arrests

Charges Resulting from Arrest on 10/09/2010

1.  Dui/Unlawful Breath Alcohol Level
Counts: 1
Bond: $0.00
2.  No Valid Drivers License
Counts: 1
Bond: $0.00
A few weeks after Mommy Elsa was arrested for DUI, Marysol, along with her Real Housewives of Miami cast mates, attended their quickly-thrown-together premiere party, as reported by… 

If you didn’t catch them on TV – The Real Housewives of Miami debuted 10 p.m. Tuesday on Bravo – then maybe you saw their fabulousness in the flesh.  The glam castmates came together for a launch party at the Eden Roc Renaissance Hotel on the night of Monday, Feb. 21 to introduce themselves to (hopefully) future fans. (That’s saying a whole lot when even a promotion piece is ‘hoping’ for the show…)

Lea Black was the first to arrive, with hubby Roy Black and 9-year-old son R.J. in tow. Both were beaming.  “She had fun doing this so I’m happy for her,’’ said the famed defense attorney, adding with a wink: “Luckily I was away for most of the cameras and the shooting, though!’’  Asked what she was wearing, Lea couldn’t recall.  “I literally pulled this out of my closet!’’ she said of the black lace dress with beige slip. “It’s 15 years old.’’  (Bravo Andy just twittered her the day before that the RHOM was a ‘go’… Lea barely had time to wax her brows, let alone go for a dress fitting!)

***SPOILER ALERT***  Marysol Patton, in a strapless cocktail mini, seemed embarrassed by all the attention. “I was stalked,’’ said the 44-year-old PR maven. “I went out on Valentine’s Day with***my husband***, and there were photographers in the bushes!’’  (***Well, her ‘older woman dating a younger man’ storyline is blown… She’s married to the dude!!!  Hmmm… a little Cynthia/Peter deja vu??)

Mom Elsa Patton – she of the recent DUI (above) – showed her support for her daughter. When a bystander complimented her on her sleek, straight hair, the 76-year-old plastic surgery addict aficionado thanked her and blew a kiss .  “She’s the real star of the show,’’ (If Bravo Andy is calling Elsa, the ‘KimG’ of Miami, the ‘real star’ of the show, then there are some definite problems with RHOM…) said Bravo exec/personality Andy Cohen ( Watch What Happens Live!)  Asked why the franchise picked up here, Cohen said, “Miami has got touch of The O.C. and something else. It was a no-brainer.’’  (If Miss Andy could explain what that ‘something else’ is, maybe we could all figure out a reason to watch RHOM… Come on, Andy… help us out here!)

Real Housewives of Miami… Beginning of the End?

Underage Drinking Controversy Brewing for 'The Real Housewives of Miami'?Alexia, Marysol, Larsa, Christy, Lea and Adriana

It hasn’t even aired yet, but controversy is already hitting Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Miami.”

Alexia Echevarria, the executive editor of Venue Magazine who calls herself a “Cuban Barbie,” is under fire for allowing her teenage son to consume alcoholic beverages. In the premiere episode, the married mom of two talks openly with her son about buying a table at a club with bottle service, and she tells ET, “We see drinking with our children as something social, cultural, special occasions.” She says she’s more of an older sister to her two sons and admits, “You never know if you’re doing the right thing.”

The ladies were coy when asked to reveal the villain on the show. Lea Black, a Texas native says, “I think collectively people have their opinions and maybe there are some mean girls, but I can’t speak personally about it. There is quite a bit of drama, but I wouldn’t say it’s hair-pulling table-flipping drama,” Black said. Marysol Patton, who owns her own public relations firm in Miami, wants viewers to stay tuned past the third episode when things start to really heat up.

The ladies say they are ready for the spotlight and not worried about editing of the show. Black says, “I think you have to give people the material, no one can force you to say the things you say. If I said it in a mean spirit and it was portrayed in a mean spirit, then that’s that.” Echevarria adds that you are never prepared to hear something negative. “We chose to do this, this comes with the territory,” she says. Their friends and family are very supportive of them being on the show. However, Echevarria says her husband was not onboard in the beginning, “It was almost divorce,” she explains. She reports that he is now very supportive and happy she decided to do the show.

On the other housewives, Black says Adriana De Moura, a newly engaged gallery owner, has a lot to offer the show. “She’s controversial, upbeat and fabulous,” Black adds. Larsa Pippen, wife of basketball star Scottie Pippen, is funny and witty, but tends to play it safe, according to Patton. Black explains she is still trying to figure out castmate Cristy Rice, a recently divorced mom of three who runs her own clothing store, but says Rice speaks several languages and is extremely intelligent.

NOTE:  I don’t know about you, but I’m not looking forward to RHOM…  Bravo is very close to ‘jumping the shark’ with its saturation of Housewives franchises and the RHOM might just be the one to push the shark over the edge…  We’ll just have to wait and see if that is the beginning of the end of the Housewives shows…