DrunkOtis has given us yet ANOTHER gift of a tweet!! DrunkOtis is now… only NOW…is trying to educate herself on how to become a MasterPodCaster!! And, how exactly does @BrandiGlanville go about learning the art of audio communication? DrunkOtis … Continue reading →
It was a close race! “PJBottoms” is the winner of last week’s caption contest! PJ wins a huge round of applause! There will be a new caption contest on Friday… From “pjbottoms” Let me … Continue reading →
Let me tell you a story about my man named Joe
Unsuspecting fool up and married me, a ho
Then one day he’s shootin’ poison all over me
Out of the closet comes a bubbling sea
Seacrest that is
I’m a signing star
With no swimming pool…;)
Cause I’m on display, on display, on display, I wish I wasn’t a whorsey face each and everyday, everyday, everyday…
From “Ana Cephaly”
I don’t know which sucks more–Joey or my music.
Ryan. It’s Mellisa. Mellisa GOOORGA. I heard Mariah was out, and I’m in. Have you heard that? Joe told me it was so. I’m so excited. eeeeek. I always knew I was going to be on display.
Ryan, my secret to a “Love, Italian Style Marriage” is to tell Joe we are doing Whipits tonight. I give him a bottle of kool-aid, and if he’s a good boy, I give him Fabellini while I have my cans of Whipped Creme.
MeGo: “Ryan, I don’t understand why you refuse to write me in as an extra Kardashian sister. I did everything right! Made a disgusting videotape to get on a reality show, entered into a sham of a marriage for money, routinely stir up conflict within my family for ratings, perfected the art of being vapid and shallow, am deluded enough to believe that I have talent, feign purity and innocence despite glaring evidence otherwise, and through the magic of whorish eye makeup and plastic surgery, now resemble the backwoods love child of an extraterrestrial and a common raccoon. Furthermore, you and my husband would have so much to talk about on set… for instance, bearding (allegedly) and shared Napoleon complexes.”
So, how exactly did Tree Joodice win “Favorite Housewife” over at Ryan Seacrest’s site? Apparently, Ryan did not put a limit on the number of times you could vote for your “favorite” and many LisaVPump ‘fans’ are whining about that … Continue reading →
Sonja Morgan’s newsletter is available… check out Sonja on the cover of Signature Magazine! Included is Sonja’s recipe for kale chips. Tried it, like it! ****************************** Wretched **BLEEEEECH**Christine is chatting up a storm … the latest with OKMagazine, in which … Continue reading →
Kim and Kyle Richards on a break from “Dangerous Dives With Has-Been Reality Chicks Reality Stars”… they are all movin’ and groovin’ to the Commodores’ (when Lionel Richie was still with them) “Brick House”…
Apparently, there will be numerous categories for the “dangerous” activities the various “stars” will be presented with when appearing on this new show from Fox. Kim and Kyle Richards will be “Danger Diving”… “Stars in Danger: The High Dive”, FOX’s … Continue reading →
December 1, 2012 NOTE: For some reason this item was in “draft” mode!! Excuse the delay! That Housewife role model, the Housewife to which all should aspire to become, the HoneyBooBoo of the OC… Tamballs Barney… was super … Continue reading →
September 5, 2012 5:15 pm RyanSeacrest… Melissa Gorga…”I Just Wanna…” … NOT listen to another of MeGo’s auto-tuned audio assault! Melissa Gorga… What Happened To Her Face??? Melissa Gorga called into Ryan … Continue reading →
May 2, 2012 7:20 pm UPDATE August 5, 2012 9:45 am Gretchen *BLEEEEEECH* CHRISTINE Rossi… While searching for something else, came upon this item from three months ago. Wretched *BLEEEECH* CHRISTINE teamed up with Shuter trying to get participants … Continue reading →
June 25, 2012 9:30 am REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY… Season Four, Episode Nine… “Public Display of Rejection” Recap… by Sandi Duffy Caroline’s Dog has a peace sign collar. Ironic much? Chris rehashed the whole Teresa argument with Lauren, … Continue reading →
June 5, 2012 12:30 pm UPDATE 6:45 pm Dr. Paul Nassif and Adrienne Maloof attend Adrienne Maloof Skin Care Launch at Bishops & Barrons on June 4, 2012 in New York City. NOTE: Adrienne has definitely taken full … Continue reading →
AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey… “Pay me $60,000 to plan another birthday party and I’ll like you again!” In an interview with Ryan Seacrest dated today (not quite sure of the actual date of this interview…)… PamDana talks about Kim Richards going … Continue reading →
Hagface LizardLipLickin’ Kyle Richards… blech! Kyle Richards called into the Ryan Seacrest Radio Show this morning to talk about her appearance on last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to the interview after more photos of Hagface Kyle… … Continue reading →
Melissa and Joe Gorga from the Real Housewives of New Jersey, talked with Ryan Seacrest on his morning radio show (here) … The Gorga’s with Ryan Seacrest… supposedly Ryan is a small guy, looks like JoeyG is, too. … about how they met … Continue reading →
These two videos were taken a month apart two years ago. The first is an interview with all the Real Housewives of Atlanta and Ryan Seacrest. What I noticed about this HWs chat with Seacrest was that nothing has changed with Nene from almost two years ago, she has just gotten worse:
The second was shot with Nene and the Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen Rossi, ironically at the future RealHousewives of Beverly Hills Lisa Vanderpump’s Villa Blanca Restaurant:
The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Nene Leakes is stretching her 15-minutes of fame into long strands of discourse on just about any topic that flys through her brain… and Nene is labeling her babble as ‘great advice’… read on and decide for yourself:
Take control. Life threw NeNe a curveball when she discovered that the man she thought was her father wasn’t.
When NeNe met the guy who could have been her biological dad, she decided to skip the family reunion. Why? She’s a grown woman, and a celebrity. Had NeNe pursued a DNA test, she may have found her real dad, but she would have lost control over that element of her personal life.
Give the people what they want; become the ultimate fantasy. How did NeNe steal the spotlight and become a runaway hit? She’s a fantasy for men and women alike. For one, she’s opinionated. Like a favorite aunt, NeNe is the one that will sift through the family B.S. and call a spade a spade — that’s her appeal. And who wouldn’t want NeNe to show up on their job to cuss out an obnoxious boss, in the manner that she handled Sweetie and her boss, Kim Zolciak? For some women, NeNe represents the alter-ego lioness that they are too politically correct or too socially refined to be. For men, NeNe’s unpredictability makes her magnetic.
Burn the unsteady bridge. There is no room for the frenemy in NeNe’s world. When you’re out, you’re out. Just ask fellow cast mate from the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Kim Zolciak. The Godfather adage, “keep your friends close and your enemies closer,” just doesn’t work in the cut-throat landscape of reality TV, where everyone you’ve ever known may sell you out for their own 15 minutes of fame.
Use what you’ve got to get what you want. NeNe has made it clear that now that she’s back on the market, she’s looking for a quality guy with some dividends. Sure, NeNe Leakes’ mile-long legs are one of her prized possessions, but she can also be charming when warranted. For example, NeNe reportedly faces-off with Star Jones on “Celebrity Apprentice.” Do you believe that NeNe snapped-off every day while working with Donald Trump? Of course not. More than likely, NeNe Leakes batted her blazing brown eyes and showed her softer side from time-to-time. “I actually really have a shy side. I am not as outspoken as people believe that I am,” admits Leakes. On top of that, she kicked the door wide open for a future connection with Trump. “I’d date Donald Trump,” she added.
Re-create your brand. So, how does one transform oneself from an exotic dancer trying to make ends meet, to a socialite housewife, to a hit reality show contestant, and alas, mainstream stardom? Constant re-creation. You’ve never seen the same NeNe twice. She’s a woman who defies being pigeonholed; NeNe’s gigs have included writing a book, television entertainment reporter, and of course, she appears on the new season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” With those multiple streams of revenue under her belt, NeNe has the trump card to approach the producers of “RHOA” next season and “see where we can go as far as the editing, “she says, to assume some control over her image. (See point number one). (Nene taking control of the editing on RHOA to make sure her image is improved over past seasons? IMO, the RHOA producers and Andy will never relinquish the editing to Nene… buh-bye, Nene!)