SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Duck Dynasty “Sin Control”… T-Mobile “FreeData For Life”… Starbucks “TeaStore Now Open”… KillerKin of Kennedys Gets New Trial… Marines Pissed At Hat Change… NJ Residents Pissed At Christie… PT Housewife “More Bikini Shots”…

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We LOVE DuckDynasty at SH!!   Phil and Si Robertson had a chat with Men’s Journal in which the duck brothers explained the rationale for their “reality” show.   Phil says, “We’re trying to infuse a little good into a culture … Continue reading


From   Shut up, Roy!  Bill Montgomery has already said that he’s seeking the death penalty.




SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Lea Black Husband Roy Black OUT As Goodman’s Attorney… Killer Wants Video of Victim Impact Statements… New Betsey Johnson “Reality” Show…

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John Goodman, the Palm Beach Polo Club owner who was sentenced to 16 years in prison  for the death of a 23-year-old man and whose sentence was overturned because of jury misconduct… is getting new legal representation. Goodman’s attorney was … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Brandi Glanville “Shut Up, NayNay”… Lea Black’s Friend, Joe Francis “Guilty”… Guess The Housewife Revealed

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Brandi Glanville ain’t takin’ no BS from NayNay Leakes!  NayNay recently expressed her dislike of BlabbermouthBrandi by sayin’ that Brandi thinks she’s “gangsta”… so, BlabbermouthB has responded: ‘It doesn’t affect me. She doesn’t even know me. If she wants to … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Lea Black,Roy Black “Polo Client Gets New Trial”… John Goodman “Misconduct Gets Juror Possible Trial”

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OK… how the hell does this happen???   IMO, it is a case at how anyone with a boatload of money can manipulate the legal system. Another trial being followed by this site was the trial of Palm Beach, FL … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY: We Demand a “Do Over” Just Like Cynthia Bailey!!!… PT Housewife Doin’ Talk Show Circuit… Lea Black “Black’s Gala”…Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Split… Kyle Richards “Hangin’ with Nieces”…Kandi Burruss, Kim Zolciak “Winning Lawsuit”… Adrienne Maloof “Bodyguard For ChuckECheese”

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NOVEMBER 2011… Wendy Williams ‘after show.’   Geez, we forgot all about Cynthia’s hubbend, Peter, havin’ FOUR babyMamas and five kids.  Howz come that has never been explored on the RHOA?l We demand a “do over”… just as brainiac Cynthia … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: “BigAtlanta” Role Is “Merely A Character”… Kathy Hilton “Ghost Designing”… Lea Black “BuyMyHandbags”!!… Engagement Ring? “Diamonds Are Bullsh*t”… Watch Out For Bunnies!!!

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ALERT HAGFACEKYLE RICHARDS!!! ANOTHER “reality” show participant confirms what we’ve known all along!   These “reality” shows are totally producer-induced and the participants are playing their “roles” and “characters” on the show… The citizens of  Alpharetta, GA are telling Councilman … Continue reading


FROM THE SH ARCHIVES…REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Adriana de Moura and Lea Black…There’s Something Happening Here… Wake Up, Lea!

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ORIGINALLY POSTED MARCH 4, 2011… RE-POSTED JANUARY 6, 2012 What is it with Adriana and Lea from the Real Housewives of Miami?  Their relationship seems very ‘user-friendly’ on one hand by Adriana and ‘blinded-by-the-light’ on the other hand by Lea.   … Continue reading


ANA QUICKSAND: Ana’s BravoBlog… Ana Goes After Lea Even MORE…Calls Lea “Racist”… Ana Leaves MORE Questions Unanswered… BUT, BUY HER STUFF!… LEA BLACK’S BravoBlog… Clears Up “Meeting” Roy Black… AND, BUY HER STUFF!

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Ana QuickScones  CornPone  GrabThePhone  LeaveMeAlone  LoseThatTone  IceCreamCone  InTheZone  GroanAndMoan  NeedALoan   OnTheThrone  Whatever submitted her BravoBlog and just like her “performance” on the RHOM reunion show last night, Ana makes some huge accusations, but backslides and uses the old excuse … Continue reading


JOANNA KRUPA: Joanna’s Warning To Joe Francis on WWHL…Get Ready To Be Sued, Joe!… VIDEO

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October 28, 2012 Joanna Krupa said to watch tonight’s WWHL as she would be responding to Joe Francis’ claims of sleeping with both Joanna and her younger sister, Marta.  Joanna’s big threat?  A lawsuit against Joe, because according to her … Continue reading



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 Lea Black… wearing black at the Black’s Gala SIGHTINGS AT THE BLACK’S GALA: Real Housewives of Miami reunite for the Blacks’ Annual Gala hosted by The Real Housewives of Miami’s Lea Black and her husband, famed defense attorney Roy Black at the Fontainebleau. The Real Housewives of Miami stars Adriana De Moura and Alexia … Continue reading



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March 23, 2012  2:25 pm    WFLX… For all SH readers who are trial watchers:  the jury in the John Goodman case has found Goodman guilty on both charges… The six jurors began deliberating late Thursday afternoon and returned a … Continue reading



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MARCH 8, 2012  3:33 am UPDATE MARCH 10, 2012  8:00 pm A settlement has been reached in the civil suit filed against John Goodman by Scott Wilson’s parents: WEST PALM BEACH, FL (WFLX)  Sources tell FOX 29 that a settlement in the … Continue reading



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MARCH 7, 2012  5:00 pm Filming of the Real Housewives of Miami has begun… and this past weekend, film crews were at the Gay Winter Beach Party.   The following photos are courtesy of SH reader “DVasq”… thank you, “DVasq!”  … Continue reading



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POSTED MARCH 1, 2012  11:30 am Lea and Roy Black’s annual event, “The Black’s Annual Gala” was a highlight during the first season of the Real Housewives of Miami…  Adriana de Moura-Sidi, Marysol Patton and Alexia Echevarria… goin’ to Lea’s … Continue reading


Real Housewives: Stoopid Housewives Stuff.. 6-28-11 Update…

OMG!  Peggy and Micah Tanous’ daughter, London, fell over the weekend and was rushed to the hospital… here.   Little London fell off her swingset and broke her arm.  Can you imagine the chaos at the Tanous’ hanging-by-a-thread house when … Continue reading


Real Housewives of Miami Reunion LIVE!…What a Mess

The highly anticipated LIVE! Real Housewives of Miami reunion that took place in Andy Cohen’s clubhouse did not live up to its hype.  It was a disaster.  Andy at times looked satisfied with himself when the Housewives began sniping with … Continue reading


What You Need for Tonight’s Miami Reunion Show…

Won’t it be great to see Andy in his house when we go to NYC?  It was so nice of him to invite us to stay and…   Uh, excuse me, Larsa… but we’re going to Andy’s CLUBhouse, not his own house … Continue reading


The Black’s Gala… Crispy Was a No-Show

Marysol (wearing Andy’s favorite ‘nude illusion’ style dress), Lea, Adriana, some guy Pitbull and Alexia… no dangling wires or bulging mic packs… a sure sign that there will be no season two… When you’ve got the cream of Miami society … Continue reading


Miami Housewives… Honored or Embarrassed?

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Adriana, Lea, Crispy, Alexia and Marysol…   sorry, but you did not take advantage of your HWs time to make a ‘hit’ CD, write a book or put together a collection of your mother’s recipes and slap your name on … Continue reading


The Real Housewives of Miami Recap… The Floating Dinner Party

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The floating dinner party that describes the entire first (and probably last) season of Real Housewives of Miami had to end sometime… and somewhere… and it did. However, it took a long time to finally get to Paradise Organic Farms … Continue reading

There’s Something Happening Here… Wake Up, Lea!

What is it with Adriana and Lea from the Real Housewives of Miami?  Their relationship seems very ‘user-friendly’ on one hand by Adriana and ‘blinded-by-the-light’ on the other hand by Lea.

How much is that painting of me? Well, how mush kin joo pay for it? Really, Adriana, it’s not very flattering. OK, den I gib it to joo for only $10,000, ’cause all dey res of dey paintings are $5,000, but dis is ‘special’ self-portrait an dey ‘self-portraits’ are alway more…

Has Lea researched Adriana’s claims?  You would think that being married to an attorney and one of the best in the country, Lea would have picked up some of Roy’s skeptical legal thought processes during her marriage and started asking Adriana questions before she took Adriana under her comfortable, fluffy wing, such as:

Why was Adriana living in her art space, sleeping with her son, Alex, on the floor?   What happened to the house/condo you were living in?  If the property was sold, are you not entitled to half or an equitable amount of the proceeds?  If you received those funds, have you already spent your share?  If your share was spent on a tiny art gallery, why would you have chosen that space over obtaining housing for you and your son, Alex?   Why is your ex-husband not paying child support?

Roy, I picked up a woman and her son who were sleeping in an art gallery.  Why, Lea?  Uh, she’s Brazilian.  Again, why, Lea?  She told me she’s homeless and she’s Brazilian.  Again, why…oh, never mind, we’ll talk about it later…

The last question is one that Lea has never posed to Adriana.  Lea just accepts Adriana’s statement that her ex-husband has not and does not pay child support.  Being married to Roy Black (even though he is a criminal attorney and does not specialize in family law), Lea should know that if Adriana’s ex-husband is ordered by the court to pay child support for Alex and he does not pay that support, a bench warrant can be ordered immediately for his arrest… if Adriana’s objection to filing for a bench warrant arrest is that she doesn’t have money for an attorney, Lea could poke a hole right through that excuse, as Adriana does not need an attorney to assist her in this action in family court… it’s called representing youself, or Pro Se… it’s very easy.   When the bench warrant is issued, Adriana’s ex would sit in jail until he pays an agreed-to amout of  back child support, plus bail money.

The next question:  if Adriana’s ex is not ordered by the court to pay child support, why not?  There has to be an overwhelming case brought by her ex against Adriana for the court to NOT order child support.   So, what is the overwhelming evidence brought to the court by her ex-husband?

So, what really happened between Adriana’s ‘evil’ ex-husband and Adriana on that terrible night that Adriana is repeatedly telling any magazine, website or drunk-in-the-street Miami citizen?  Her story about her ex forcing sex on Adriana while Alex was in the other room leads to more questions.  Was there a police report to document this brutal treatment that Adriana says she experienced at the hand of her ex?  If not, why not?  And, OMG!, Alex was sleeping in the other room… of course Alex would be sleeping in another room while this ‘allegedly’ took place. Where would one expect Alex to be, except in his own bedroom (the other room)… sleeping.

After watching the interaction between Lea and Adriana, it is interesting that Adriana perked up a little after Lea comforts her by telling her that no matter what, Alex’s private school tuition will be paid.  Adriana then gets a bit defensive when Lea explains to Adriana her plan to match Adriana’s boyfriend, Frederick’s $15,000 half of the tuition is via a fundraiser.  You can just see that Adriana was waiting for Lea to say that she would pay the other half of the tuition.  And that just brings up another question:  How was Adriana paying for Alex’s tuition before this year?  It’s $30,000 a year.  Who was paying for this???

Adriana’s tag line is that she ‘can speak five languages, but can get a man without speaking a word.’  Adriana, if that is true, what is your hesitation in getting rid of slimeball Frederick?

Lastly… to Lea:  Adriana is scammin’ you big time.  You better have a lil chat with Roy and ask him to have his investigators look into Adriana.  If not, shame on you and you deserve all the scammin’ by Adriana that is sure to float in your door…

Real Housewives of Miami… Clearly a Producer-Induced Episode

Not even a cameo of Elaine Lancaster in this episode of the Real Housewives of Miami… what a shame!

The revolving dinner party on the Real Housewives of Miami has landed this week at Alexia’s house.  But, before the dinner party, Alexia had to go to the slaughterhouse “pig farm” to assist her husband, Herman, and her stepson Nelson pick the pig.  As Herman is walking toward the entrance, he spots Alexia and asks Nelson why Alexia would want to come to the pig farm.  Great question, Herman!  Obviously, the producers requested that Alexia assist in procuring the pig because she clearly did not want to be there… she complained about everything about the pig farm from the time she got out of her car.

Rings, Pigs and Fashion on 'The Real Housewives of Miami'Joo producer guys din tell me dat the pigs smell… and joo tole me it was a farm…

The pig wasn’t the only pet segment in this episode… the first five minutes were at Larsa and Scottie’s house where Larsa explained that she likes to give her kids pets as rewards for doing well in school.  Larsa further explains that neither she nor Scottie like to actually take care of the pets, so they leave the pet duties to the kids’ nannies.  Note to Larsa:  maybe that’s why your house is the one with the revolving nanny door… if you want to make yourself, the nannies, your kids and the animals happy, you should really look into hiring a vet assistant to care for the non-humans in your home.  If you don’t like that idea, give Camille Grammer a call… she can tell you everything there is to know about the nanny game.

The Real Housewives of Miami S01E03 Optical Delusion HDTV XviD-MOMENTUM screenshotWe just buy the little animals.. and then the kids take them to their rooms and then, uh… the nannies take care of them… yeah, the kids cry a lot ’cause lots of their animals visit their animal cousins in the country and don’t ever come back… Oh well

Marysol and Phillipe get engaged; Phillipe bought the engagement ring from Marysol’s mother, Elsa and when Marysol showed Elsa the ring, Elsa pretended that she never saw it before.  Oh, that Elsa!  Marysol and Phillipe make plans to elope and get married in Aspen.

Elsa, the airplanes are terrified of YOU…

Lea goes to Blumarine with Lourdes, her friend and Jason, who is from ‘Lea’s team.’  Lea hates shopping, but hates using a dressing room to try on clothes even more.  Lea tries on piece after piece of clothing, one on top of another…  Lea did buy a dress for $1,000, mentioning that she could buy a lot of jeans and t-shirts for that $1,000.  Let’s stop here for a second.  Lea walks into Blumarine carrying a $15,000 Birkin bag and then she makes a very flimsy attempt at frugality/humbleness at the cash register when she’s paying for her $1,000 dress?  This shopping trip made no sense at all, so it was probably another segment ‘suggested’ by a producer.  It was apparent that Lea didn’t want to be there, her friend, Lourdes was getting frustrated because Lea wasn’t into shopping and Lea seemed embarrassed that she paid $1,000 for a dress… I wonder how many dresses Lea really buys when the cameras aren’t keeping track of her purchases.  Lea is no Tree Joo-dice…

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Touch the PigLea only bought the dress ’cause the paper bag was thrown in…

Back to Alexia’s producer-induced dinner party… Herman wants everyone to admire his cooking skills as he finishes grilling the splayed porker.  Everyone is impressed except Lea, who is a vegetarian; Lea first reaction was of total surprise to see a pig on a barbeque grill, so again, was this another producer-induced scene?   Producer:  Alexia, what’s the biggest animal that you can legally snag, catch or acquire in Miami?  Alexia: Well, we Cubans like porko, is that big enough?  Why?   Producer:  You’re penciled in to host the next dinner party and Lea is a vegetarian, so let’s see her reaction when she sees that you’re serving a whole pig…

While enjoying cocktails (what’s with the giant martini glasses?) before dinner, Adriana’s boyfriend Frederick appears and he seems very happy to see someone…

During dinner, Phillipe announces his and Marysol’s engagement and Lea makes some rude remarks about Phillipe marrying Marysol because he needs a green card and how long they will stay married, which Lea actually thinks are not rude remarks, but jokes.   Note to Roy Black:  Next time Lea asks you to attends a dinner party with her, you should go.

Marysol PattonLea, not to worry!  I already bought my green card… Elsa got me a really good deal on one…

More time is burned with Elsa going to Marysol’s apartment to watch Marysol model wedding dresses…

This is how Elsa sees Marysol in her wedding dresses… and why she thinks Marysol looks like Caroline Grimaldi

…and then Alexia and Cristy preparing to model for a local designer:

Cristy modeling her version of evening wear…

And even more time is taken up by Cristy going over the entire gala crashing with her friend, Liqui… Cristy did make one comment that was interesting:  that she could have taken a check to the gala and given it to Lea right there, but what would Lea do with her check, put it in her bra?  Very bad excuse, Cristy… very bad, ’cause had you given Lea a check, she would have certainly found a place for it… even put it in her bra.

While Adriana and her son, Alex, are delivering Lea’s portrait, Adriana explains that show with Marcos wasn’t as profitable as expected… Hmmm… could the problem be that the subjects of the artwork didn’t buy their paintings as Adriana had expected?  Well, at least Lea paid for hers, which IMO, was overpriced at $10000.  After Lea expresses her embarrassment at having a huge portrait of herself hanging in her home, Adriana tells Lea that everybody has a self portrait, that even Adriana has a self portrait of herself.  Uh, Adriana… a ‘self portrait’ is a painting that the artist paints of himself… Lea’s painting is not a ‘self portrait,’ it’s just a portrait, ’cause Lea didn’t paint it, Marcos did.  Did Adriana really go to art school… the Sorbonne yet… really??  And she doesn’t know the difference between a ‘portrait’ and a ‘self portrait?’

Adriana… this is NOT a self-portrait… it’s not even a portrait… it’s a painting of Lea, a bad painting of Lea…

Lea wants to have a talk with Adriana and asks Adriana ‘what is going on with you?’  Lea asks about problems at home and Adriana says that everyone has problems.   Lea says that Adriana looks stressed out and why is she partying until 2 am and asks about Adriana’s ex-husband and she says that he doesn’t pay child support.  Since Lea’s son, RJ and Adriana’s son, Alex, go to school together, Lea asks if Frederick will pay for school? Adriana says that Frederick will pay for half.  Lea suggests that there are ways to raise money for Alex’s school tuition, but Adriana almost chokes when Lea suggests a fundraiser to get the other half of the $30,000 tuition.  Lea says that her situation is not of her doing and if Adriana wants someone to sit and commiserate about her problems, she got the wrong girl.  Lea suggests that Adriana move on and think about the future.   Adriana is scamming Lea.

Marysol and Phillipe are at the Sky Hotel in Aspen.  While Marysol is speaking English, there are subtitles running across the screen!  There are a few other people on this show that could use the subtitles, but adding the subtitles in this particular scene was unnecessary, but funny…   Reality is setting in for Marysol and she’s panicking about her upcoming nuptials.  She should be panicking about how bad her hair extensions are showing…

Here’s hoping your extensions are fixed soon…