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“Trash-Talking” by Sandi Duffy This is soooo boring. Joe Gorga bought a garbage truck. Amber flips her hair in her husbands mortgage commercial. Milania acts like a brat. Teresa is having a party to launch her dessert cookbook. Amber tells … Continue reading
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The anticipated best-guest-ever on WWHL has told MissAndy to go screw himself. TreeJoodice has been replaced on Sunday’s WWHL by KomaKathy and BigGayRosie… KomaKathy tweeted this morning: “See you all in the #WWHL Clubhouse with my sis @RosiePierri @Andy … Continue reading
UM… yeah. The missive BigGayRosie wrote describing her Stanker dating experience was obviously ghostwritten!
“Matchmaker definitely helped me with being more comfortable with going out and dating. Although we didn’t find my match it was very nice getting to know some of the ladies and the experience was helpful…. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.” Read the rest at BravoTV.com.
NOTE: What a crock! BigGayRosie’s usual speech pattern is more like this…
It has been announced… just hours ago on ESPN… that Brian Boitano is ***GASP*** GAY!! This hard-to-believe-news is still being processed…
So, while going through the process of processing the process of trying to accept the news that ice skater, Brian Boitano is **GASP** GAY… please enjoy “WhatWould BrianBoitanoDo” from Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s movie “Bigger, Longer and Uncut”…performed by Matt and Trey!
Take THAT, Phil Robertson!! OH, and in case you didn’t know, KomaKathy’s sister is GAY!
NOTE: It’s just been reported by Pravda that Vladimir Putin has gone into hiding! Vlad fled the Kremlin shirtless and was blubbering some words repeatedly, which when translated into English are “I’m skeeered”…
Bravo… There just had to be an in-depth look into Rosie’s psyche! Here it is! Rosie just THINKS too much… and just wants what KomaKathy has. Really, Rosie? You want RancidRichie? Betcha Bravo would make that happen!
Poor DonCaro… another migraine! What a shame. Wonder what BigAl would have discussed with HorseGuyWyatt had the cameras not been there. BigAl tells Caro that his lil Manzoids get involved with “long shots” and “under-capatalized” ventures… Caro throws those truths in da water! GEE, wonder what “ventures” BigAl was referencing?? RancidRichie says that other Miraval guests “came here to get away from people like us”… RancidRichie is truly puke-worthy.
NOTE: If those “guests” were not plants… hope Miraval gave them free-for-life visits!
Bravo… Rosie excuses her behavior on being Italian. Juicy says it’s from bein’ “European.” UH… maybe it’s simply from bein’ uneducated, uncouth, unsophisticated, inarticulate subhumans.
If this is MissAndy’s idea of getting revenge on Juicy for his “gaylord” comment… it’s backfired! Juicy and Rosie are delightful…
Bravo… UH, OK…
“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s” new season premieres tonight at 9 pm on TLC. It’s normally unusual for a TV show to start their new season in mid-Summer, but HBB has a new promo trick to get viewers to tune in…
Not only is TLC offering an olfactory array of odors through Smell-O-Vision on tonight’s show, but TLC is also givin’ viewers the chance to win $5,000 for getting through the BooBoo banquet of aromas!
TLC is expecting huge ratings for HoneyBooBoo… the same ratings boom that the JoeyMarcoGorga and JuicyJoeJoodice’s controversial confrontation have gotten for Bravo! According to TheWrap:
“The episode that aired Sunday at 8 p.m. drew 2.7 million total viewers and 1.5 million viewers in the advertiser-coveted Adults 18-49 demographic. That represents a 24 percent and 20 percent increase over the previous week’s episode, respectively.”
We all can imagine the stank that emanates from those subhumans on the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Will Bravo take the next step and actually go for Smell-O-Vision? OR… would SMELL-O-VISION cause Bravo to deal with lawsuits filed against them by viewers for the many medical miserable maladies after being exposed to the RHONJ stench?
(Thanks to SH readers “PGM” “Annie” and “PMD”!!!)
Bravo… More huge cheese balls and drinkin’ with Juicy and BigGayRosie!
DonCaro and BubbaJax will be missed… and, yes, MeGo does say “shhchemed”! Very suspicious of MeGo’s voiceover supposedly taking place on the bus… talkin’ about the state of Tree and Juicy’s marriage…
Bravo… The funniest part of this is watching ScaredyCatRancidRichie Wakile runnin’ and warnin’ the others that Juicy’s comin’!!
Bravo… What could be more of a bonding experience between JuicyJoe and BigGayRosie than gettin’ loaded and punchin’ a bag… Bravo calls it “exercising.” OH… and a big reminder that JuicyJoe ain’t no homophobe!
Bravo… There are no words. Actually, had plenty of words! However, YOU watch this and unleash your thoughts…