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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: DumbJoyce Giraud… FrontPorsha… BigGayRosie…Larsa Pippen…”Call The Paps” SkankyJo, Wretched, DumbJoyce… Camille Grammer On RHOBH?

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OH… what a shame!! EX-Miami Housewife, Larsa Pippen and husband, Scotty Pippen’s “reality” show rejected by WE TV.   “…the Pippens live a truly charmed life.  Add in her overbearing family and his clan from Arkansas, and this duo is … Continue reading

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BigGayRosie: (Ghost) Writes To Da Stanker…

UM… yeah.  The missive BigGayRosie wrote describing her Stanker dating experience was obviously ghostwritten!

Matchmaker definitely helped me with being more comfortable with going out and dating. Although we didn’t find my match it was very nice getting to know some of the ladies and the experience was helpful…. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.”  Read the rest at BravoTV.com.

NOTE:  What a crock!  BigGayRosie’s usual speech pattern is more like this…

 

 

 

 

MAJOR NEWS!!… Stop Everything!!!

It has been announced… just hours ago on ESPN… that Brian Boitano is ***GASP*** GAY!!   This hard-to-believe-news is still being processed…

So, while going through the process of processing the process of trying to accept the news that ice skater, Brian Boitano is **GASP** GAY… please enjoy “WhatWould BrianBoitanoDo” from Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s movie “Bigger, Longer and Uncut”…performed by Matt and  Trey!

Take THAT, Phil Robertson!!   OH, and in case you didn’t know, KomaKathy’s sister is GAY!

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NOTE:  It’s just been reported by Pravda that Vladimir Putin has gone into hiding!  Vlad fled the Kremlin shirtless and was blubbering some words repeatedly, which when translated into English are “I’m skeeered”…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Preview: Part II… Poor Rosie! She Just Thinks Too Much…

Bravo There just had to be an in-depth look into Rosie’s psyche!   Here it is!  Rosie just THINKS too much… and just wants what KomaKathy has.  Really, Rosie?  You want RancidRichie? Betcha Bravo would make that happen!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Preview: Part III… More About “Abused” BigAl Manzo… RancidRichie Disturbs Guests

Poor DonCaro… another migraine!  What a shame.  Wonder what BigAl would have discussed with HorseGuyWyatt had the cameras not been there.  BigAl tells Caro that his lil Manzoids get involved with “long shots” and “under-capatalized” ventures… Caro throws those truths in da water!  GEE, wonder what “ventures” BigAl was referencing?? RancidRichie says that other Miraval guests “came here to get away from people like us”… RancidRichie is truly puke-worthy.

 

NOTE:  If those “guests” were not plants… hope Miraval gave them free-for-life visits!

JOE GIUDICE, ROSIE PIERRI: “We Act Like This ‘Cause We’re Italian”…

Bravo  Rosie excuses her behavior on being Italian.  Juicy says it’s from bein’ “European.”  UH… maybe it’s simply from bein’ uneducated, uncouth, unsophisticated, inarticulate subhumans.

JOE GIUDICE, ROSIE PIERRI: It’s Juicy and Rosie… On Parenting, The Italian Way!

If this is MissAndy’s idea of getting revenge on Juicy for his “gaylord” comment… it’s backfired!  Juicy and Rosie are delightful…

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Joe Gorga Involved In A-Rod Steroid Allegations… Allegedly!… A-Rod Suspended From Yankees; Gorga Suspended From Usin’ Black HairSpray!

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog… Just Wants Everyone To Be **Cough, Cough** HAPPY!… Sees The Best In Everyone… BUY Her Book!

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Bravo…  Another ghostwritten blah, blah, blah… to fit the current season’s RHONJ story line! Hi everyone! Hope you’re enjoying your last month of summer! It’s going by so fast. I’ve been spending a lot of time down the shore with … Continue reading

RHONJ JOE GIUDICE, ROSIE PIERRI: Another Episode of “Juicy Loves Rosie”… OR “Rosie Loves Juicy”… Your Choice!

Bravo… UH, OK…

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Says She Can’t Wait To See How MeGo Spins This…

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Bravo… WWWTF? There are no words. No words. I wouldn’t wish this situation on my worst enemy. This was not a fun episode to watch mostly because I was hearing the things my family was saying about me behind my … Continue reading

HONEY BOO BOO V REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY!!… Race For Smells And Ratings!

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s” new season premieres tonight at 9 pm on TLC.   It’s normally unusual for a TV show to start their new season in mid-Summer, but HBB has a new promo trick to get viewers to tune in…

SMELL-O-VISION!

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Not only is TLC offering an olfactory array of odors through Smell-O-Vision on tonight’s show, but TLC is also givin’ viewers the chance to win $5,000 for getting through the BooBoo banquet of aromas!

TLC is expecting huge ratings for HoneyBooBoo… the same ratings boom that the JoeyMarcoGorga and JuicyJoeJoodice’s controversial confrontation have gotten for Bravo!   According to TheWrap:

“The episode that aired Sunday at 8 p.m. drew 2.7 million total viewers and 1.5 million viewers in the advertiser-coveted Adults 18-49 demographic. That represents a 24 percent and 20 percent increase over the previous week’s episode, respectively.”

We all can imagine the stank that emanates from those subhumans on the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  Will Bravo take the next step and actually go for Smell-O-Vision?   OR… would SMELL-O-VISION cause Bravo to deal with lawsuits filed against them by viewers for the many medical miserable maladies after being exposed to the RHONJ stench?

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(Thanks to SH readers “PGM” “Annie” and “PMD”!!!)

JOE GIUDICE, ROSIE PIERRI: More Eatin’ and Drinkin’ With Joe and Rosie…

Bravo More huge cheese balls and drinkin’ with Juicy and BigGayRosie!

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VICKI GUNVALSON, BROOKS AYERS: RHONJ Rosie’s Message to Crooks… Crooks Shocked!

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RHONJ PREVIEW: Melissa and Joe Gorga; Kathy and Rich Wakile; BigGayRosie On Retreat Bus…Talk About Teresa and Joe Giudice …

DonCaro and BubbaJax will be missed… and, yes, MeGo does say “shhchemed”!  Very suspicious of MeGo’s voiceover supposedly taking place on the bus… talkin’ about the state of Tree and Juicy’s marriage…

RHONJ PREVIEW…TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GORGA: The Retreat Fight Escalates… Gorga Tries To Take On Juicy Joe Giudice!

Bravo The funniest part of this is watching ScaredyCatRancidRichie Wakile runnin’ and warnin’ the others that Juicy’s comin’!!

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s BBBBORING BravoBlog… RancidRichie Isn’t Disgusting; Just “Sarcastic”…

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Bravo… Hi! Happy Birthday America! Hope you all had a Happy 4th of July, we sure did! I’ve been enjoying amazing RED, WHITE, AND BLUE spirit on the beach with my family; Rich and the kids are hilarious and keep … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY RECAP: Season Five, Episode Six… “Drinking With The Enemy”

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY RECAP   Season Five, Episode Six… “Drinking With The Enemy” by Sandi Duffy I missed last week’s episode because I was on vacation down at the Jersey Shore, specifically Long Beach Island, one of the … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: New Webisode Series With Joe Giudice, Rosie Pierri… “Let’s Punch Some Bags”!!!

Bravo… What could be more of a bonding experience between JuicyJoe and BigGayRosie than gettin’ loaded and punchin’ a bag… Bravo calls it “exercising.”  OH… and a big reminder that JuicyJoe ain’t no homophobe!