BFrankel on Ellen… talks about her return to the RHONY (it’s so different this season…blah, blah, blah) and Frankles gives relationship advice.
We give Frankles and her ‘advice’ 88364635535454343 HFKyles…
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THIS is the REAL reason MissAndy brought BLEEEECHFrankel back… to push more stuff! Bethenny Frankel is expanding her presence in the kitchen with her own brand of appliances, starting with blenders. Frankel is partnering with New York-based Sensio, maker of … Continue reading
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From NYPost… Perhaps because Aviva Drescher threw her fake leg across a restaurant last season, supermodel Helena Christensen has turned down a starring role in “The Real Housewives of New York City.” We’re told the Danish beauty and photographer was … Continue reading
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HollaHeatherThomson achieves another milestone in her reasoning for signing up as a New York Housewife. HollaHeather’s YummieTummie BRAND will be launching a new fitness and sportswear collection next month to go with her already-on-QVC girdles. Holla’s new collection will include … Continue reading
Bravo is pullin’ out all the stops in preparation for the sixth season of the RHONY!
Will the addition of Kristen “Tallmark” Taekman be the answer to the RHONY’s sagging viewer interest? OR… will Kristen’s presence and her much-publicized friendship with DrunkOtis be a detriment?
Will this chick EVER go away??? How long will JillZ hang on to that fragile RHONY thread?? JillZ will be on the next “WhereAreTheyNow“…
Just move around the players and give them some new lines… the RHONY premieres March 11 at 9 pm. SH readers knew the RHONY were comin’ back in March and not February back in November!
Yes, PoopyPiggyDaddy will appear…
Well, who didn’t see this comin’?? Countless LuAnnie is doing her part to push the Real Housewives of New York’s new season by participating in the usual pre-season PR work.
NOTE: If you are new to all this Housewives stuff, all the Housewives start buzzing around approximately six weeks prior to their new season beginning. The RHONY’s season six will start in February. Therefore, watch for the NY Housewives to pop up in all the usual places aka MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia… and any other media outlets which will have them… to drop some hints which will attempt to entice you to watch! All of this pre-planned PR work never, ever proves to equal the actual episodes which make up the franchise’s season!
All this to say this: the RHONY Housewives are climbing out of hibernation… a sure sign that they are springing into a new season!
While we’re talkin’ about the RHONY… we did a complete “Everything you ever wanted to know” item about the alleged newest addition to the RHONY, Kristen Taekman. If you wanna read everything about Kristen, see SH November 23, 2013.
OK… back to Countless Luannie. There was nothing more for her boyfriend, Jawks, to do… nowhere to take that story line.
Luannie and Jawks’ pregnancy story was a joke… simply so NOT believable that the producers were probably laughing when they were sittin’ around before season five started as they were bouncing off story line ideas for each of the Housewives! HAHAHA!!
Let’s see if viewers will go for Luannie gettin’ pregnant… if they do, we’ll keep Jawks; if they don’t, Jawks will have to marry Luannie and if he don’t wanna marry Luannie, then he’ll just have to get used to no more Bravo paychecks! Oh, this is so much fun!! A-HAHA-HAAH!!!
Needless to say, Luannie is no longer with Jawks. That leaves Luannie on the loose!!
As part of Luannie’s pre-season PR work, Luannie agreed to have a blind date filmed. The date was arranged as part of the SteveHarveyShow… ’cause if you’re a Housewife, you must have everything you do filmed! After all, it IS their “real” lives you’re supposed to be watching!
OK… now that I’ve caught my breath from laughing so hard at that last sentence… about the Housewives bein’ “real”… let’s watch Luannie on her date!! NOTE: Didn’t Martha Stewart already do this??
What will happen next to Luannie’s quest for men on the RHONY??
Now that there are THREE New York Housewives with no HouseHusbands… will these single Housewives be fighting over the ever-available PoopyPiggyDisgustingDaddy (PT Housewife’s father)??
Oh, never mind that story line… the RHONY producers already have PoopyPigggyDaddy lined up with a much younger woman! BLEEEEECH!!
Let’s take a look at one of the funniest scenes from the RHONY… Luannie on a camel!!
(Thanks to SH readers “LB/GF” “PMG” “Jozy” and “PDM”!!)
In a recent
blah, blah, blah we’ve all heard the same story for years MediaBistro interview with RHONY’s Countless Luann de Lesseps, LuAnnie has planted the seed that her “reality” show is really REAL! LuAnnie states that SHE decides what part of her “reality” is seen by viewers:
“It’s a reality show, but it’s up to me to choose the reality I want to show,” explained LuAnn. NOTE: We all know that the Housewives franchises are producer driven. Be on the lookout for MORE Housewives to make similar statements!
Just can’t help it!!! LuAnnie on a camel:
September 27, 2012 11:30 am Thanks to SH reader “PG”!!!
NOTE: This old RHONY video is now popping up elsewhere! It’s from almost three months ago. Thanks to the SH readers who are sending it today…
Let’s play “Who Knows the Housewives?” with the RHONY…
(Thanks to SH readers “LB” FLPhil” and “cybraxis”!!)