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RHOBH PR Blitz Has Begun… HagfaceKyle Comes Between NewFriendsForLife DrunkOtis And KimR

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The usual and expected PR blitz for the next Housewives show to premiere has begun!   The PR stories about the upcoming season start approximately six weeks before the franchise premieres; however, since the drop in ratings for the Housewives … Continue reading

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LisaVanderPumpMyStomach Is A **GASP** Bad Tipper!!

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Another piece fueled by mysterious “sources”… just in time to create some buzz for LIsaVanderPumpMyStomach and the upcoming season of the RHOBH.  This time, PumpMyStomach is a lousy tipper!!  What’s next?  An unpaid parking ticket?? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Needs A Name For Her Wine Line… UPDATE: New Wine Got A Name!

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“tweeterdeleterhasnoballs” will receive a “FU” tweet from DrunkOtis!!  The tweet may be deleted!

THE HOUSEWIVES REPORT: JillZ, Joan Rivers Hates BFrankel… MORE!

I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY RELEVANT… I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY RELEVANT… I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY RELEVANT

I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY RELEVANT… I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY RELEVANT… I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STAY RELEVANT

Luxury Listings NYC is giving a few lucky fans the chance to meet former Real Housewives of New York cast member Jill Zarin.

 

Joan Rivers on EX-RHONY B for BLEEEEEEECH! Frankel:

“If I want the life sucked out of me, I’ll spend a long weekend with Bethenny Frankel,” she reportedly said, attacking the former “Real Housewives of New York” star.

The “LoveLocks” attached to the Pont des Arts footbridge over the Seine in Paris by the RHOBH have made parts of the bridge collapse.

Heather Dull-BRO’s KTLA co-hosting was just a part of her RHOC storyline

Lil’ Kim gave birth to a baby girl named Royal Reign.  Her BabyDaddy is rapper “Mr. Papers”… so, the lil girl will be stuck with the name Royal Papers!

KandiBuruss gives some good business advice to Ebony.com:

My advice to anyone out there looking to go into business is to first cut back on your spending. Get a cheaper apartment and less expensive car. Stop flossin’. Pull back on your expenses and put money to the side until you’ve stacked up enough to put toward your dream. If you’re not willing to invest in you, why would anyone else?

 

Mia Deakin, the daughter of reality TV star Jody Claman of The Real Housewives of Vancouver, was shot in the shoulder and is listed in stable condition following surgery.   NOTE:  The Vancouver PD advises women to “stay away from gangsters”! 

Kenyan Moore has a new phony boyfriend she’ll be showin’ off on the next season of the RHOA… just like her old boyfriend, Walter!!  Kenyan has been traveling all over Europe with her phony boyfriend, but only puts photos her herself on twitter and Instagram.  NOTE:  Does anyone still believe anything on these Housewives shows are real????

(Thanks to SH readers “Dave” and “PDM”!!!)

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KingD Says AGAIN That The RHOBH Is Not REAL… And Addresses Divorce Chat!

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  In this very narcissistic interview with HauteLiving, David Foster once again bursts the bubble of all those who still think that the RHOBH has any shred of reality… and makes sure that he mentions those divorce “rumors”! “…nor does … Continue reading

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NAY NAY Says MugshotMarlo Was “NOT Bravo’s Brand”… Backtracks on DWTS … GreggLeakes’ Court Records

From ESSENCEMagazine… You told Jimmy Kimmel that your exotic dancer background would give you a little bit of an edge. Has it? [Laughs] Well, I thought it would give me a little edge. It didn’t give me not a thing. … Continue reading

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BAD NEWS FOR YODA: New Study… “Is Lyme Disease The Next AIDS”?

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A new study from WholeHealthInsider concludes that many people who THINK they contracted Lyme Disease from a deer tick may be NOT have contracted the disease from a tick, but from sexual contact! For years, Lyme’s disease was thought to … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: Yoda’s Modeling Mini-Me… Begs Mom To Never Stop That Clown Show!!

YODA’s mini-me wore some **cough, cough**  ***eye rolls***  “FABULOUS” outfits at NYFW!

Alana (allegedly) was overheard chatting with other models saying that her mother better never stop bein’ on that show with those Housewives clowns… ’cause Alana doesn’t wanna be another “model” has-been at 18 like that Staub chick!  Alana allegedly also said that she hates lemons and refuses to wear the color yellow on any of her modeling assignments!

The 18-year old model—who you might recognize as the daughter of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster—opened and closed Jeremy Scott’s sporty show as well as walked in Desigual.

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If you haven’t seen YODA’s $27.5 million house for sale… see SH February 11, 2014!

YOLANDA FOSTER: On GMA This Morning… Why She’s Selling Malibu House… Where Is David Foster???

How strange.   How very strange.

Yolanda Foster obviously filmed this spot, which aired on GoodMorningAmerica this morning, to coincide with putting her over-inflated asking price of $27.5 million Malibu house up for sale PUBLICLY yesterday.   IMO, selling her house is the REAL reason for the GMA spot… but, it will be chalked up as YODA performing a PSA for LymeDisease!

What is “strange” about YODA, her house sale and all the PR she’s doing???

The  Foster’s Malibu house has been for sale PRIVATELY for the last several years…

  • The fact that YODA’s brain has decreased to 40% capacity (her words… she probably meant to include the word “functioning”!)…. but, is still functioning well enough to handle interviews and more than likely continue on the RHOBH!
  • her life is too stressful… but not stressful enough to stop interviews to sell her house!
  • she just discovered that her daughters will no longer be living in the house…but, she knew that while attempting to privately sell her house for the past few years!

Even stranger… where is David Foster????  Kinda strange that KingD isn’t around to assist his stressed-out debilitated wife…

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YOLANDA FOSTER: What Will Happen? Will YODA Get Her Own Lifestyle Show And Get Away From Those RHOBH Clowns?

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In this recent interview, YODA tells why she agreed to be a Beverly Hills Housewife.

YODA and KosherKyle are shown pickin’ lemons to prepare for the ten-day MasterCleanse.  Whilst up in the lemon grove, you can see how far the Pacific really is and you can also hear the traffic… and that is with audio editing.

YODA also says that other women can live through her, ’cause others haven’t traveled the world or done anything that she’s done, lived or experienced.   NOTE:  We’re givin’ this delusional statement from YODA 3337464 eye rolls!

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Highlights:  at the 2:10 mark YODA explains that she lost 40% of her brain… at the 4:25 mark talks about her starring role on the Dutch version of the RHOBH.  YODA says that her role on the Dutch Housewives show was to “inspire” women.

We at SH have been following YODA while she was on the Dutch Housewives show… one of our long-time reader/commenters “sd” travels to Holland on a regular basis and had been keeping all at SH apprised of YODA’s activities!

I'M DA STAR AND I'M HERE TO INSPIRE ALL LESSER VIMEN!

I’M DA STAR AND I’M HERE TO INSPIRE ALL LESSER VIMEN!  ESPECIALLY DOS VITOUT A PASSPORT!

YODA on DutchHousewives show preparing for marriage to KingDave:

NOTE:  IMO, and as stated before YODA was officially crowned the replacement for Camille Grammer, was shocked that DavidFoster would agree to be a part of another “reality” show, as “Princes of Malibu” was the last straw which led to the DavidFoster/LindaThompsonJennerFoster divorce.

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Let’s take a look back at some statements which come directly from the parties involved… KingD and YODA!

On TheView in early 2013… KingD starts to chat about YODA’s “platform” on the RHOBH, which is to sell her “romance” illusion and products.  KingD also says that YODA won’t get caught up in all that Housewives chaos… she’s above all that!

An earlier interview… from 2012!  YODA swears that she’s never watched the RHOBH.  And why should she???  YODA played the part for years on the Dutch version!  At the 2:05 mark, KingD and YODA say that nothing will ever come between them, especially not a “reality” show!!!

What will YODA do???  Will YODA continue on the RHOBH even though her brain capacity has dwindled and she needs less stress in her life??  WHY would YODA want to re-up?  The answer is VERY clear!

Here’s why YODA will continue:  Like ALL of her colleagues, YODA has a vested interest in playing her part on the RHOBH.  YODA has stuff she wants you to buy and also has an entire “lifestyle” she wants you to buy into!  YODA’s whole schtick is based on her and KingD’s “romance”… which she wants eventually to evolve into her very own “reality” show based on her healthy, fit and romantic lifestyle.

Contrary to what YODA has stated on twitter re SH “trash talking” about her, ALL items re YODA and KingD are straight from their own mouths or from public information!  SH requested YODA to point out ANY errors on any items re her on SH… as usual, YODA continues to “trash talk” about SH; however, has never pointed out any inaccuracies.  ‘Cause there are none.

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

YES… “BEWARE OF TICKS”! UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

KingD said in this December 4, 2013 interview with a Toronto paper that YODA told him that all those BeverlyHills Housewives that she works with are “clowns” and that what YODA really wants is her own “lifestyle” show.  IMO, it’s pretty clear that KingD views the RHOBH with a bit of contempt… could KingD have been goin’ along with YODA bein’ a BH Housewife until she lands her own show, at which time he could bow out??

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:

“… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:

“She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that

(the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

David then explains that Yolanda says that the RHOBH is a bunch of clowns… tryin’ to make a living:

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is just a bunch of clowns trying to make a living,” he adds.  It’s a show about nothing basically but people seem to like it.   

Yolanda seems to enjoy it and I think she comes across very classy on the show and doesn’t really engage much in all the banter that goes on.

Also in the mix for YODA’s consideration is keeping her daughter’s “modeling” careers going.  Alana and the other one need to be associated with their mother’s “fame” to keep booking those “modeling” jobs… or they will shoot right down the model daughter’s of Housewives abyss ala “international modeling sensation” ChristineStaub!

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There is something just not sitting right re YODA and her “official” reasons for selling off her dream Malibu house, especially the **insert eye rolls here** “I can’t take care of my five (but are actually three) ACRES of house”!   Who the hell was taking care of the lemon house and acreage for the past several years??  YODA has been shown with plenty of help around her “estate”… so, we’re callin’ BS on that lame excuse!

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Are the Foster’s preparing for divorce???  The bloom is definitely off that rose and perhaps that moldy vase water is beginning to smell… time to throw it out and start anew.  IMO, all signs point in the divorce direction, however, we’ll just have to wait and see…

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KIM RICHARDS: The RHOBH Saved My Life!

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Dr. NoSocks is still hangin’ on to his “fame” from appearing on the RHOBH… last month his podcast featured Adrienne Maloof.   Today, Dr. Sophy’s guest was KimRichards.  Kim tells NoSocks how much bein’ on the RHOBH helped her to … Continue reading

RHOBH PREVIEW: Passive/AggressiveLisa and HagfaceKyle Party Plannin’ For HouseHusbands Party

RHOBH Preview Part One:  Ken and MO-Ree-C-O’s  birfdays are MONTHS apart, but anything for a reason to get all the Housewives in one room for a fight par-tay!

RHOBH PREVIEW: Brandi Glanville… DrunkOtis Goes To Book Cover Photo Shoot…

RHOBH Preview Parts Two and Three:  DrunkOtis gets ready for her book cover shoot… and then her book editor shows up…

Oh yeah… DrunkOtis is a “mother” who goes to the grocery store and who carpools her kids and also is a school room monitor who puts kids in timeout for cussing:

 

RHOBH PREVIEW: CreepyCarlton and DumbJoyce Go To Lunch…

RHOBH Preview Part Four:  It’s the obligatory lunch meeting!  This time DumbJoyce invites CreepyCarltonTheDoorman to a never-been-before restaurant… and CreepyCarlton gets pissed ’cause DumbJoyce suggests that CreepyCarlton put a curse on her PunkinHeadedHubbend.   NOTE: Whoever dreamt up the “my religion is better than your religion” needs to find another occupation… the story line is BOOOOOORING!

AND… KimRichards gets a tattoo… WHY???

NOTE:  CreepyCarlton refused to lunch with DumbJoyce until the RHOBH producers DEMANDED that CreepyCarlton “GO TO LUNCH”!!!

RHOBH: CreepyCarlton COMMANDS HagfaceKyle!!

On next week’s RHOBH… It’s MO-Reetzio’s birfday!!  But, CreepyCarlton **gasp** don’t care nuthin’ about HagfaceKyle’s husband’s birfday!  CreepyCarlton is pissed at HagfaceKyle and COMMANDS Kyle to “Don’t COMMAND Me!!”   Sheesh…

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KIM RICHARDS, BRANDI GLANVILLE: Are NoStoryKim and DrunkOtis REALLY Gettin’ da Boot From RHOBH???… Possible New BH HW Is BS

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All kinda big talk about replacing NoStoryKim Richards and DrunkOtis on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Let’s take a very close look at the reported demise of DrunkOtis and Kim… and the latest to be touted as a replacement … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: LisaVPump Has A One-On-One With “Give Her A Dictionary” Joyce Giraud…About DrunkOtis!

On the next RHOBH:  Lisa “ta-ta Cheerio” BLEEEECH! WhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver has a talk with DumbJoyce about DrunkOtis.  DumbJoyce has no clue about the word “chastise”…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Previous Episode… Dinner At Yolanda’s … Languages and Botox

If you missed the last episode of the RHOBH, you didn’t miss much!  There was ANOTHER dinner party at Yolanda and David Foster’s lemon house, where intellectual conversation amongst the diners included languages and medical procedures:

 

And there was a place card debacle… yawn.

NOTE:  If you’re interested, you can read Yolanda’s companion piece in which she reviews this episode at BravoTV.com

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: JuicyJoe Giudice In Court For Drivers License… SkankyJo 2014 Calendar… “Affluenza” Parents Scofflaws… DrunkOtis’ Story Line Done Before… FEBUS Christmas

JuicyJoe Giudice in court today for a status meeting with the judge.  No plea deal was reached; trial date set for January 6; no need for Tree to be there.  If found guilty at trial, Juicy is looking at a … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: HagfaceKyle Talks About The Status Of Her Relationships With The Present RHOBH… And Past Beverly Hills Housewives

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HagfaceKyle gives the usual blah, blah, blah, blah and even more BLAH… the same BLAH heard every damn season! HagfaceKyle tells where she stands with her fellow BeverlyHillbillians: Former best friend, LisaVanderRumpPumpDumpClumpStumpFrumpLumpChumpHumpForrestGump, is now an EX-best friend CarltonTheDoorman used to … Continue reading