YODA’s $25 million (give or take $5) lemon house is still for sale with Chris Cortazzo… it’s time to turn the sale over to the greatest real estate agent EVER, MO-ritzeo! It’s rumored that MO-ritzeo promised to sing his version of “LemonTree” to KingDavid when he gets the listing! Ironic lyrics considering all the Yoda d-i-v-o-r-c-e rumors…
BigLipsLisa says she will do anything… proven by her being a Housewife. Won’t even remark about her low-level agent:
In her BravoBlog, she explains her justification for her Depends ad … “And c’mon ladies, don’t tell me you can’t relate… We’ve all peed a little at some point in our lives after sneezing, am I right?” Did she hear that one from Vicki??
DrunkOtis is defending herself against the **cough, cough** totally absurd accusation by Joyce that DrunkO “dates” ugly short men. The accusation SHOULD be: Does DrunkOtis have one night, one hour, one minute “meetings” with ugly short men… as there is plenty of evidence to prove that accusation!!
Why is YODA sellin’ her dream house??? She tells TheDish that it’s just too much house to take care of… and her kids are movin’ out:
“This is our dream home, but due to my battle with Lyme disease for the past two years I just don’t have the strength to run this almost 5-acre property anymore and should really focus on my recovery with as little stress as possible,” she says. NOTE: According to public property records, the house sits on a little over THREE acres. YODA must be doin’ that new CommonCore math!
GigiALANA moved to New York last July and my Bella will move this July, so it will be just the two of us with my 14-year-old son, Anwar.” NOTE: All of these reasons YODA state sound very logical. HOWEVER, this house was her and KingDave’s “DREAM” house. YODA knew that her kids were gonna be outta the house and YODA has been “recovering” from LymeDisease for two years. Just don’t make no sense!
Furthermore, HOW did YODA deal with the many homes she had while married to Mohamed…homes AND three young children???
YODA was super SUPER sensitive when “divorce” was mentioned…in fact, she had a conniption fit over the first SH item re her house (see link below), which originally stated that we doubted that divorce was the reason for the sale!! She swears that “divorce” has nothing to do with the house sale. Is YODA doth protesting too much??
NOTE: Since officially listing the CarbonCanyonRd house with a real estate agent, YODA has increased the asking price by a half $$ million, from an inflated $27 million to an even MORE inflated $27.5 million!… Click underlined to see MORE of the REAL pics of YODA’s house.
KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement! Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!
NOTE: YODA had a nightmare, too!! YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!! $26 million BELOW asking price!!! After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!! To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!
OH!! Ma boo, “flipit/Ronnie” from TVGasm has outdone hisself with his latest RHOBH redub!!
Part I: ANOTHER dinner and Brandi gets new shoes…
Part II: Marisa gives up half of her commission to MO-reese!
Part III: Here comes the vow renewal!
From “flipit/Ronnie”at TVGasm… ma boo’s newest and latest and freshest and bestest and funniest and frickin’ fantastic RHOBH Redub has arrived!!
NOTE: Yes, we are still married! And about to celebrate our three-month anniversary!! And, yes, there will be a post about all the wedding details coming soon!!
From ma Boo at TVGasm, “flipit/Ronnie”!!!
Part I: Kim visits Kyle before they both visit Shana… look, there’s turtles!!!
Part II: Ken and Lisa chat about visiting Ken’s son, Warren, and Warren’s wife, who happens to be a friend of Lisa’s… Ken OKs Lisa’s wardrobe…
Part III: Kim and Kyle confront Shana… Shana claims she’s had a ‘tough’ year…
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“POOR” Brandi “I’ll do anything for MissAndy/Bravo” Glanville… Adding to Brandi Glanville’s character on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as “POOR” Brandi… the now-Housewife who is being stepped on, run over, demolished by “I worked for my money” … Continue reading