RHOBH Preview: WATCH DrunkOtis Tell Smothering Loada To Bug Off!

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Loada hates drunk people… PREDICTION:  Loada will not renew her Bravo contract.  Her work to get puffy-faced Alana and depressed drunk Jello “modeling” careers, even though they are not model material, is done.  Loada is sick of being called out on … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PoopyPiggy DrunkOtis Is “Creepy” And Assaults HagfaceKyle!

DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!  

LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment.  Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!


RHOBH Preview: Kim Faces Her Weakness At Wine Tasting

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Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine.  Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing.  Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview Part I: PumpMyStomach’s Lazy Kid And HagfaceKyle’s Kid Goes To School

PumpMyStomach has a chat with her lazy kid who couldn’t even find a job on his own… but PMS is OK with that.  The BEST part of this preview is HagfaceKyle saying that she doesn’t know why BigKathy didn’t push her in the direction of higher education…

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RHOBH Preview Part I: The DrunkOtis/PumpMyStomach Sit Down Continues


NOTE:  DrunkO wasn’t totally off the mark about PMS living in the Valley, info allegedly told to her by HagfaceKyle.  PMS and HouseHusband owned property in Calabasas, but didn’t live there.  There were never any bankruptcy filings found.  See February 13, 2014.


RHOBH Preview: LymeDance, UglyCry And A WineToss

Yoda does her Lyme dance, KagfaceKyle does her fake sobbing and DrunkOtis does the expected wine toss in Eileen’s face…

RHOBH Preview: DrunkOtis Throws A Party… PumpMyStomach Shows Up

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In this RHOBH preview, DrunkOtis has a party… with NO Fatburger stand!!!

All of her friends and family show up… and Leeeeeeeeeeeza Gibbons thinks DrunkOtis with the bad hair extentions has “fans.”  HagfaceKyle shows off her extensive lipo surgery by wearing a cut-out dress.  Yoda shows up with some flunkie guy and does her condescending bit when she talks with DrunkOtis and Drunk’s Dad about how proud she is of DrunkOtis.  And then… part the waters…  PumpMyStomach rudely barges into Drunk’s house party.   The only good part about PMS being there?  Her zinger to DrunkOtis’ mother and father at the end of this preview… after DrunkO’s mother makes excuses for DrunkO’s behavior.  PMS says, “I blame that on the parents.”

More interesting products in HagfaceKyle’s bathroom…Bean-o and Lithium


RHOBH Preview: The Required Sex Discussion Scene…

UNBELIEVABLE.  The sex-talk scene is now a required scene on all Housewives shows, it gives MissAndy the giggles.   Another reason to NOT watch this crap.   The viewer demographics have now gone down to mid-teens…



RHOBH Preview: Two Lisa’s… What To Do With Moms And Swans

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In this exciting glimpse of FlippyDrippySlippyLippyLisa’s life at home, we find her discussing how she still has the body of a teen when she lays down the rules with her daughter’s about taking her clothes and how her mother in … Continue reading


RHOBH Preview II: Lunchtime With Yoda, Rinna And Leeny… Yoda’s Emergency Ride From Restaurant!!

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RapaciousRidiculousBulbousBalloonLipsLisa has brought together two Malibu Housewives, for whom LargeLipsLisa has sacrificed her time by driving from her home in Beverly Hills to Malibu.  Which brings the obvious question:  Why didn’t DuckyLipsLisa pick up DrunkOtis and maybe even HagfaceKyle for … Continue reading


RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: More of PumpMyStomach v HagfaceKyle

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While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: Sneak Peek… Yoda And DrunkOtis Walk And Talk After A 55-Mile Hike To The Beach!

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Yoda and DrunkOtis take a ten-mile hike down from Yoda’s lemon house, dodging traffic and then spending six hours knocking on doors to get permission to access the beach…where Yoda chats about her “model” daughter, Alana, and the other sad drunk “model” daughter, Lemon.


DrunkOtis has tons of business opportunities and all kinds of other stuff going on, but she still can’t find a house to buy.  At least DrunkOtis has her new RangeRover to love…


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RHOBH Preview:  DrunkOtis plays the “I’m poor” card… Yoda’s head explodes as she’s thinking waaaay too much for a LymeDisease victim… CreepyCarlton listens to the vociferate whining and convulsive crying of that consummate actress PumpMyStomach…


O-M-G!  LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is confronted by Yoda and DrunkOtis and HagfaceKyle.  These over-40 chicks are arguing about who likes whom best… and whether they’re “Hollywood” or just regular friends.  Pathetic.  NOTE:  Seems as though Yoda has gotten the message from RHOBH producers to “bring the drama”!!


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Preview: It’s Perfectly Clear… Those BH Housewives ARE Stoopid!!

On the next RHOBH… Ken starts the Stoopid!!   They’re all


RHOBH Preview: Kim Richards And Brandi Glanville Prepare For Puerto Rico …Drunk Otis Show Her Boobs For Spray Tan

On the next RHOBH:  Preparing for PuertoRico, DrunkOtis shows off her boobs in the spray tan booth… DrunkO says she loves being naked:

CARLTON GEBBIA: CreepyCarlton’s HouseHusband Jerry Throws A Party…KosherKyle Richards UN-Invited! … YODA Studies To Become US Citizen

RHOBH Preview Part IV:  CreepyCarltonTheDoorman’s husband, Jerry, is throwin’ a par-tay for his clients… HagfaceKyle gets a dis-invite and breaks the news to MO-Reese in the middle of a sweat-inducing basketball game; but MO-Reese is still on the list!

Wait for it!  YODA is doin’ an AmericanHistory quiz with KingDavey…

NOTE:  Yes, YODA becomes an American citizen… and, it’s all filmed for Bravo.

YOLANDA FOSTER: Yoda Goes To EX-MO’s “BUY My House”… To Chat About “Family Stuff”… NOT To Eat!!

RHOBH Preview Part I:  YODA interrupts her EX, MO-HAMMY, and his new girlfriend/fiance whilst willingly and wistfully whiling away their daily ritual of wolfin’ down their waffle breakfast.    NOTE:  YODA takes the scenic hiking route to arrive at the secret hidden garden table skillfully set to show of another of MO-HAMMYS real estate ventures… complete with a sex room “Moroccan” room.  How many over-sized over-priced houses are YODA and MO-HAMMY tryin’ to sell???

After all the quadrants on her GPS locate MO-HAMMY and his latest “fiance”… YODA quickly reveals the secret to keeping her model figure!

Watch carefully as YODA yanks a basketful of yeasty-looking consumable bread-like items from Shiva, KosherKyle’s newest bestest Jewess friend!   YODA gives the breakfast basketful of delectable diet disasters a momentary lustful look, which quickly turns to fear!  YODA refuses to accept Shiva’s offer to EAT and instead cradles that yeasty basket in her hands; gently draws the basket to her olfactory nerve endings and burrows her schnozz into the delectable breakfast bread offerings.

YODA only sniffs.  Vhat a voman…

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: HagfaceKyle Is DISInvited To CreepyCarlton’s Party… DrunkOtis Claims That LisaWLIAVDBTR “Manipulated” And “Played” Her

On the next RHOBH:  GASP!  HagfaceKyle gets a DIS-Invite to CreepyCarltonTheDoorman’s party… Hagface breaks this news to MO-Reese whilst playing backyard basketball!  Yes, there is ANOTHER party on the RHOBH… yawn.  Kim Richards is the conduit for DrunkOtis to whine about how badly LisaVPump has used her… “manipulated” and “played” her.


KYLE RICHARDS, BRANDI GLANVILLE: HagfaceKyle ‘Splains Her Friendship With LisaVPump To DrunkOtis…

On the next RHOBH…  Gee, golly, gosh!  How does HagfaceKyle continue to be friends with LisaWhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver???  Hagface ‘splains it all to DrunkOtis!

ON THE NEXT RHOBH: The CreepyCarlton, LisaVPump Apology…

On the next RHOBH… The required Housewives obligatory apology.  NOTE:  That may be redundant, but the Housewives shows are nothing BUT redundant!  Who can understand what either of these highly accented twerps lovely high-class ladies who everyone wants to emulate are talkin’ about?  CreepyCarltonTheDoorman becomes over dramatic as she recalls her past…

RHOBH PREVIEW: Brandi Glanville… DrunkOtis Goes To Book Cover Photo Shoot…

RHOBH Preview Parts Two and Three:  DrunkOtis gets ready for her book cover shoot… and then her book editor shows up…

Oh yeah… DrunkOtis is a “mother” who goes to the grocery store and who carpools her kids and also is a school room monitor who puts kids in timeout for cussing:


RHOBH PREVIEW: CreepyCarlton and DumbJoyce Go To Lunch…

RHOBH Preview Part Four:  It’s the obligatory lunch meeting!  This time DumbJoyce invites CreepyCarltonTheDoorman to a never-been-before restaurant… and CreepyCarlton gets pissed ’cause DumbJoyce suggests that CreepyCarlton put a curse on her PunkinHeadedHubbend.   NOTE: Whoever dreamt up the “my religion is better than your religion” needs to find another occupation… the story line is BOOOOOORING!

AND… KimRichards gets a tattoo… WHY???

NOTE:  CreepyCarlton refused to lunch with DumbJoyce until the RHOBH producers DEMANDED that CreepyCarlton “GO TO LUNCH”!!!

KIM RICHARDS: RHOBH Preview… Kim Gets Surprised By Jimmy McNichol

Surprise!!  Jimmy McNichol makes a guest appearance during Kim’s autograph signing…


NOTE:  According to “FindingJimmy”… philanthropist and real estate investor Jimmy McNichol is married and is accepting all ‘entertainment’ offers!

RHOBH PREVIEW: DrunkOtis Whines About LisaVPump At CreepyCarlton’s Party

DrunkOtis is STILL carryin’ around that Stella… AND… didn’t anyone tell CreepyCarltonTheDoorman that AdrienneMagoof did the naked painted women at her ZingVodka party???  Nuthin’ new at CreepyCarlton’s par-tay…