RHOBH Preview: DrunkOtis plays the “I’m poor” card… Yoda’s head explodes as she’s thinking waaaay too much for a LymeDisease victim… CreepyCarlton listens to the vociferate whining and convulsive crying of that consummate actress PumpMyStomach…
O-M-G! LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is confronted by Yoda and DrunkOtis and HagfaceKyle. These over-40 chicks are arguing about who likes whom best… and whether they’re “Hollywood” or just regular friends. Pathetic. NOTE: Seems as though Yoda has gotten the message from RHOBH producers to “bring the drama”!!
On the next RHOBH… Ken starts the Stoopid!! They’re all
On the next RHOBH: Preparing for PuertoRico, DrunkOtis shows off her boobs in the spray tan booth… DrunkO says she loves being naked:
RHOBH Preview Part IV: CreepyCarltonTheDoorman’s husband, Jerry, is throwin’ a par-tay for his clients… HagfaceKyle gets a dis-invite and breaks the news to MO-Reese in the middle of a sweat-inducing basketball game; but MO-Reese is still on the list!
Wait for it! YODA is doin’ an AmericanHistory quiz with KingDavey…
NOTE: Yes, YODA becomes an American citizen… and, it’s all filmed for Bravo.
RHOBH Preview Part I: YODA interrupts her EX, MO-HAMMY, and his new girlfriend/fiance whilst willingly and wistfully whiling away their daily ritual of wolfin’ down their waffle breakfast. NOTE: YODA takes the scenic hiking route to arrive at the secret hidden garden table skillfully set to show of another of MO-HAMMYS real estate ventures… complete with a
sex room “Moroccan” room. How many over-sized over-priced houses are YODA and MO-HAMMY tryin’ to sell???
After all the quadrants on her GPS locate MO-HAMMY and his latest “fiance”… YODA quickly reveals the secret to keeping her model figure!
Watch carefully as YODA yanks a basketful of yeasty-looking consumable bread-like items from Shiva, KosherKyle’s newest bestest Jewess friend! YODA gives the breakfast basketful of delectable diet disasters a momentary lustful look, which quickly turns to fear! YODA refuses to accept Shiva’s offer to EAT and instead cradles that yeasty basket in her hands; gently draws the basket to her olfactory nerve endings and burrows her schnozz into the delectable breakfast bread offerings.
YODA only sniffs. Vhat a voman…
On the next RHOBH: GASP! HagfaceKyle gets a DIS-Invite to CreepyCarltonTheDoorman’s party… Hagface breaks this news to MO-Reese whilst playing backyard basketball! Yes, there is ANOTHER party on the RHOBH… yawn. Kim Richards is the conduit for DrunkOtis to whine about how badly LisaVPump has used her… “manipulated” and “played” her.
On the next RHOBH… Gee, golly, gosh! How does HagfaceKyle continue to be friends with LisaWhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver??? Hagface ‘splains it all to DrunkOtis!
On the next RHOBH… The required Housewives obligatory apology. NOTE: That may be redundant, but the Housewives shows are nothing BUT redundant! Who can understand what either of these highly accented
twerps lovely high-class ladies who everyone wants to emulate are talkin’ about? CreepyCarltonTheDoorman becomes over dramatic as she recalls her past…
RHOBH Preview Parts Two and Three: DrunkOtis gets ready for her book cover shoot… and then her book editor shows up…
Oh yeah… DrunkOtis is a “mother” who goes to the grocery store and who carpools her kids and also is a school room monitor who puts kids in timeout for cussing:
RHOBH Preview Part Four: It’s the obligatory lunch meeting! This time DumbJoyce invites CreepyCarltonTheDoorman to a never-been-before restaurant… and CreepyCarlton gets pissed ’cause DumbJoyce suggests that CreepyCarlton put a curse on her PunkinHeadedHubbend. NOTE: Whoever dreamt up the “my religion is better than your religion” needs to find another occupation… the story line is BOOOOOORING!
AND… KimRichards gets a tattoo… WHY???
NOTE: CreepyCarlton refused to lunch with DumbJoyce until the RHOBH producers DEMANDED that CreepyCarlton “GO TO LUNCH”!!!
Surprise!! Jimmy McNichol makes a guest appearance during Kim’s autograph signing…
NOTE: According to “FindingJimmy”… philanthropist and real estate investor Jimmy McNichol is married and is accepting all ‘entertainment’ offers!
DrunkOtis is STILL carryin’ around that Stella… AND… didn’t anyone tell CreepyCarltonTheDoorman that AdrienneMagoof did the naked painted women at her ZingVodka party??? Nuthin’ new at CreepyCarlton’s par-tay…
OH JOY. On the next RHOBH… DrunkOtis and CreepyCarlton star in the required stripper pole scene:
NOTE: They’ve been readin’ SH… AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey was the first ShapeShifter! Seems like plenty of Housewives words and story lines are lifted from SH items and SH commenters!!
On the next RHOBH: Lisa “ta-ta Cheerio” BLEEEECH! WhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver has a talk with DumbJoyce about DrunkOtis. DumbJoyce has no clue about the word “chastise”…
On tonight’s RHOBH: The set up for the scripted SUR dinner party… BOOOOORING! At the SUR dinner party… PREDICTABLE!! Whatever happened to that phony baloney pink swing that Ken made for LisaWhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver???