Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top. A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line. It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it. It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!
Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”? OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?
Will Loada stop by to see her mother? Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee! Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy! He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE
his money him!! Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…
Really, HagfaceKyle??? You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?
Poor HagfaceKyle… still hasn’t gotten her lizard lip licking under control!
The vanP’s linger over their required free lunch scene to discuss how best to use the fabulous acting abilities of their cast mates!
NOTE: You can see PMS’s great acting in her “ManTrap” music video HERE. Along with music videos, PumpMyStomach was also TOPLESS in “Killer’sMoon”… TOPLESS!!
In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH. PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her. (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise. Besides, it’s in the script!!)
And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!
The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!! Where’s KingD?
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HagfaceKyle abandons her gays at her gay mixup mixer to further whine about DrunkOtis kidnapping her sister, Kim. HagfaceKyle gives a brief apology to her gays and then returns to sniggeling and sniveling about DrunkOtis and Kim to the GladysKravitz’ … Continue reading
HAGFACE KYLE is in charge of the gay segment of the RHOBH and throws a party for her gays. (MissAndy has renewed her Bravo contract for another five years for throwing her big gay party.) HagfaceKyle is pretty damn chipper for someone who is ailing with Fibromyalgia and DRY EYES!!
Loada says that she must have traveled more than anyone in the world. Hardly. How bizarre that Loada can walk, talk, read AND pack! No LoadaLymeFace… at least until she’s done partying in Italy with Loren and Clooney!
Loada now allows the location of her far-from-the-ocean house up on a hill in Malibu to be shown on the RHOBH. Loada totally freaked out when she saw photos of her house location on SH last year… HERE.
PumpMyStomach’s kid issues continue. Will he be German? Will Bravo pony up the cash for the genetic testing? Hey, why not… he’s not asking for his wedding to be paid!
This is deja vu all over again. How many of the same scenes with different Housewives can there be? Cedric crashing the SUR opening was much better…
The weak story lines about kids continue. Looks like instead of weddings, Bravo will be shelling out money for genetic testing.
We’re givin’ this preview 9999999999999999 Kens!
DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!
LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment. Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!
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Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine. Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing. Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading
NOTE: DrunkO wasn’t totally off the mark about PMS living in the Valley, info allegedly told to her by HagfaceKyle. PMS and HouseHusband owned property in Calabasas, but didn’t live there. There were never any bankruptcy filings found. See February 13, 2014.
Yoda does her Lyme dance, KagfaceKyle does her fake sobbing and DrunkOtis does the expected wine toss in Eileen’s face…
In this RHOBH preview, DrunkOtis has a party… with NO Fatburger stand!!!
All of her friends and family show up… and Leeeeeeeeeeeza Gibbons thinks DrunkOtis with the bad hair extentions has “fans.” HagfaceKyle shows off her extensive lipo surgery by wearing a cut-out dress. Yoda shows up with some flunkie guy and does her condescending bit when she talks with DrunkOtis and Drunk’s Dad about how proud she is of DrunkOtis. And then… part the waters… PumpMyStomach rudely barges into Drunk’s house party. The only good part about PMS being there? Her zinger to DrunkOtis’ mother and father at the end of this preview… after DrunkO’s mother makes excuses for DrunkO’s behavior. PMS says, “I blame that on the parents.”
More interesting products in HagfaceKyle’s bathroom…Bean-o and Lithium
UNBELIEVABLE. The sex-talk scene is now a required scene on all Housewives shows, it gives MissAndy the giggles. Another reason to NOT watch this crap. The viewer demographics have now gone down to mid-teens…
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RapaciousRidiculousBulbousBalloonLipsLisa has brought together two Malibu Housewives, for whom LargeLipsLisa has sacrificed her time by driving from her home in Beverly Hills to Malibu. Which brings the obvious question: Why didn’t DuckyLipsLisa pick up DrunkOtis and maybe even HagfaceKyle for … Continue reading