Looks like HFKyle doesn’t have dry eyes! HFKyle is dramatically whining because of what DrunkOtis is saying behind Kim’s back … that Kim needs an intervention. Big deal.
NOTE: Kim’s daughter, Whitney Davis, had a birthday party last night. HFKyle did not attend. Kim looked stressed even with makeup!
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FINALLY… the required spa scene!! In this upcoming dramatic scene, DrunkOtis goes to some crappy spa and has a mental meltdown. Loada co-stars, playing the part of the concerned “friend” who counsels DrunkO… for free!! Loada claims that she wouldn’t … Continue reading
On tonight’s RHOBH: EyeD gets highly offended when she’s labeled a homewrecker… Loada gets offended by the continuous bickering. Everyone’s offended by something…
What is EyeD’s purpose on this show… other than doin’ some soap opera style “acting”??
One must listen to Loada’s pomposity before the SLAP!
Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top. A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line. It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it. It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!
Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”? OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?
Will Loada stop by to see her mother? Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee! Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy! He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE
his money him!! Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…
Really, HagfaceKyle??? You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?
Poor HagfaceKyle… still hasn’t gotten her lizard lip licking under control!
The vanP’s linger over their required free lunch scene to discuss how best to use the fabulous acting abilities of their cast mates!
NOTE: You can see PMS’s great acting in her “ManTrap” music video HERE. Along with music videos, PumpMyStomach was also TOPLESS in “Killer’sMoon”… TOPLESS!!
In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH. PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her. (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise. Besides, it’s in the script!!)
And, we’re totally with Kim… mind your own biz-wax!!
The MOST shocking nanosecond of this preview… Loada appears!!! Where’s KingD?
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HagfaceKyle abandons her gays at her gay mixup mixer to further whine about DrunkOtis kidnapping her sister, Kim. HagfaceKyle gives a brief apology to her gays and then returns to sniggeling and sniveling about DrunkOtis and Kim to the GladysKravitz’ … Continue reading
HAGFACE KYLE is in charge of the gay segment of the RHOBH and throws a party for her gays. (MissAndy has renewed her Bravo contract for another five years for throwing her big gay party.) HagfaceKyle is pretty damn chipper for someone who is ailing with Fibromyalgia and DRY EYES!!
Loada says that she must have traveled more than anyone in the world. Hardly. How bizarre that Loada can walk, talk, read AND pack! No LoadaLymeFace… at least until she’s done partying in Italy with Loren and Clooney!
Loada now allows the location of her far-from-the-ocean house up on a hill in Malibu to be shown on the RHOBH. Loada totally freaked out when she saw photos of her house location on SH last year… HERE.
PumpMyStomach’s kid issues continue. Will he be German? Will Bravo pony up the cash for the genetic testing? Hey, why not… he’s not asking for his wedding to be paid!
This is deja vu all over again. How many of the same scenes with different Housewives can there be? Cedric crashing the SUR opening was much better…
The weak story lines about kids continue. Looks like instead of weddings, Bravo will be shelling out money for genetic testing.
We’re givin’ this preview 9999999999999999 Kens!
DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!
LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment. Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!
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Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine. Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing. Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading