EX-DC Wife, Messy Salami is getting married to Journey band member, Neal Schon… and Messy thinks that anyone cares! In fact, Messy thinks so many care that her and Neal’s wedding will be via “pay-per-view” on December 14! The … Continue reading →
This BlindItem was sent to SH from BlindGossip… they assured SH that this blind item was re a “reality” star. Which leaves the field wide open to include ANY “reality” wife on ANY “reality” show! So… shall we play a … Continue reading →
News for da Gorgas!! Many married men polled said they stopped caring about their looks 26 months after the wedding. Hmmmm… just a bit over the two year mark! Does JoGo realize he can now stop wearin’ that annoying ever-changing … Continue reading →
After their embarrassing Dr.OZ appearance, playin’ a very bad version of TheNewlywedGame which they LOST, da Gorgas made a very special video, sharing their top three tips for keepin’ that love tank full! Apparently, their playing the MarriageGame was in lieu of MeGo talkin’ about her book… actions speak louder than words! Their actions showed how much they didn’t know each other!
For you all who really think that MeGo’s hair is real, check out that piece that is out of place as you watch this… just like her hubbend, MeGo has fake hair! AND… could JoGo possibly get a tighter shirt?? TheHulk he is not! Poor JoGo needs Danielle to take him shopping ala DannyPro!
“Do NOT buy this Book!!!!!! I am NOW GETTING DIVORCED because of this book!!! I recently bought this book and took it very seriously as I am just recently married and was desperate to have a hot,sexy, happy marriage like Melissa and Joe.
One of Melissa’s strategies in her book for a great marriage was never ever let your new husband know you POOP! Well my husband my recently laid off and was at home while he was looking for a new job and I REALLY had to poop so bad but couldn’t get away from him. I figured I would wait till he went to sleep to poop.
As I was sitting on my hubby’s lap caressing his head like I always do, my tummy started to rumble and before I knew it I POOPED MY PANTS right on his lap!!! He was so mortified he ran out of the house said he needed to get some milk at the store and has NOT been seen since!! I would NOT recommend this book to anyone suffering with bowel issues! ugh.”
Uh, don’t know too many STRAIGHT guys who prefer to take vacations with a gay guy… for YEARS. @imseanavery has suddenly gotten a girlfriend, HilaryHoda. Sean even put up a photo of the both of them… the photo at “PhotoByImSeanAvery” says it all. Sean is hiding behind Hilary looking directly at the camera, as if Hilary were not there. Hilary is smiling, as if she’s not there. There is zero chemistry… they look like they both just met each other.
When initially asked about his relationship with Sean, instead of confirming or DENYING that he was dating SeanAvery, MissAndy coyly said to “ask @imseanavery.” Interesting that no one has asked @imseanavery. MORE interesting is the fact that Sean threw up the photo with his “model girlfriend,” Hilary, just last night. Does Sean want to keep any relationship with MissAndy closeted??
Oh yeah… Tamballs and Ellie are in the Clubhouse with MissAndy…
WWHL Tamballs and Ellie
NOTE: As predicted, Tamballs did everything required of her: trashed Wretched to create more drama for season nine of the RHOC; trashed Vicki to create more drama for season nine of the RHOC; made sure to mention that Ellie’s dad was at the wedding; then made sure to blubber over how MissAndy saved her life!
On the next RH of Miami: It’s the uncovering of the fact that Adriana had been married for years… all the while passing herself off as a poor single mother who slept on art gallery floors with her son. Note to Lea: “no good deed… ” It was actually either a HWs site or a tweeter who uncovered Adriana’s marriage…
Let me tell you a story about my man named Joe
Unsuspecting fool up and married me, a ho
Then one day he’s shootin’ poison all over me
Out of the closet comes a bubbling sea
Seacrest that is
I’m a signing star
With no swimming pool…;)
Cause I’m on display, on display, on display, I wish I wasn’t a whorsey face each and everyday, everyday, everyday…
From “Ana Cephaly”
I don’t know which sucks more–Joey or my music.
Ryan. It’s Mellisa. Mellisa GOOORGA. I heard Mariah was out, and I’m in. Have you heard that? Joe told me it was so. I’m so excited. eeeeek. I always knew I was going to be on display.
Ryan, my secret to a “Love, Italian Style Marriage” is to tell Joe we are doing Whipits tonight. I give him a bottle of kool-aid, and if he’s a good boy, I give him Fabellini while I have my cans of Whipped Creme.
MeGo: “Ryan, I don’t understand why you refuse to write me in as an extra Kardashian sister. I did everything right! Made a disgusting videotape to get on a reality show, entered into a sham of a marriage for money, routinely stir up conflict within my family for ratings, perfected the art of being vapid and shallow, am deluded enough to believe that I have talent, feign purity and innocence despite glaring evidence otherwise, and through the magic of whorish eye makeup and plastic surgery, now resemble the backwoods love child of an extraterrestrial and a common raccoon. Furthermore, you and my husband would have so much to talk about on set… for instance, bearding (allegedly) and shared Napoleon complexes.”
Bravo… It bothered me that Teresa kept saying that it was my fault she wasn’t speaking to her brother. If you ask her brother, he will tell you that is simply not true. I think Teresa’s memory is a little fuzzy … Continue reading →
It is so nice of Bravo to be footin’ the bill for another Housewife’s wedding… and serve as the foundation for another Housewife’s spinoff show! Yes, NayNay married her hubbend, Gregg Leakes… again… on Saturday. Cameras were rolling to record … Continue reading →
Bravo… On the next RHOC… The blow-out “wedding” farce continues as Wretched is upset with Tamballs’ selection of people with whom she will be wedding dress shopping to get that perfect dress to wear for Ellie:
RHOC Tamballs’ Wedding Dress Shopping
NOTE: Seriously??? Tamballs is over 40 and on her third wedding… furthermore, what bizness is it of Wretched’s? The entire “Tamball’s is gettin’ married” farce deserves, besides continual yawning, several of these:
MeGo’s ghostwritten book is ready for pre-sale on Amazon for $15.42! So many of her “fans”… the middle-school-aged-boys… wanted to know how she and JoGo have such a great marriage, that she just had to write a book about it! … Continue reading →
Brandi Glanville chatted with her very favorite media outlet, Brandi’s designated publication in which she probably is under contract to speak with … OKMagazine. Brandi is very obviously attempting to rehabilitate her image as a ‘brainless’ ‘sexy’ Housewife. Sorry, Brandi, but your attempt … Continue reading →
This one should be EASY!! The answer is NOT Paul and Adrienne!! Which Housewife is stepmother to her husband’s grown son? This son was a product of the HouseHusband’s first marriage and this older son has a child of … Continue reading →