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“YER SO STOOPID” AWARD: PORSHA WILLIAMS STEWART

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Poor FrontPorsha!  What a total dumbazz! FrontPorsha is a prime example of someone who may have a degree on paper, but would be lost without a calculator to give you change for a pack of 75 cent chewing gum.  That … Continue reading

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LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

More photos at ThePIT’sFBPage

WE'RE FUNNY...

WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Gretchen Rossi “She’s A Giver”… PT Housewife “7th Honeymoon”… Sonja Morgan “Ditched Toaster Oven”… Brandi Glanville “Thanksgiving Hunger Games”

EX-OrangeCountyHousewife @WretchedBLEEEEECHRossi cannot do any charitable work without announcing her good deed for the day!   Slimey had to look the part…

Hey, Wretched… when’s that **eye roll** wedding gonna happen???

AREN'T WE GREAT!?!?

AIN’T WE GREAT!?!?  WE’RE REALLY SUNTHIN’!!

PT Housewife goes to a nearby state…  to celebrate (it just happened to ryhme!):  “An amazing weekend celebrating with my prince charming Reid at the amazing Winvian in Connecticut.”  You can see all the phony posed paps photos at TheDailyMail

NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Sonja with a “J” Morgan has ditched her toaster oven!  @SonjaTMorgan is goin’ bigger and better!  No more dinky toaster oven for her… Sonja’s brand is goin’ INTERNATIONAL!!

COME ON… DID ANYONE REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA PRODUCE A TOASTER OVEN????

COME ON… DID ANYONE REALLY THINK I WAS GONNA PRODUCE A TOASTER OVEN????

NOTE:  Thanks to all the SH readers who sent/are sending info re Sonja’s attempt to reverse the Judge’s decision in her HannibalPictures lawsuit.  The info re Sonja’s lawsuit reversal was on SH November 26… four days ago. 

 

What a wit!  @BrandiGlanville didn’t get all roofied up to take a flight to her parents house like she did last year.  DrunkOtis stayed home and watched “The HUNGER Games”… DrunkOtis’ Father spent ThanksgivingDay with the son-in-law he misses so much…

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DrunkOtis 2012 Thanksgiving… Dad misses Eddie…

 

Dr. Phil will appear on the next RHOBH…

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(Thanks to SH readers “Stan” “GF” “PMG” “Dave” and “LB”!!)

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Yolanda’s BravoBlog… Yolanda Gets A Pass!

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  Dear Bravo Lovers, My sincere apologies, but I wont be able to blog this week. I was in the hospital this weekend and unfortunately don’t have much juice to think or write. I hope you will give me a … Continue reading

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REAL NEWS: This Is REAL LIFE Stuff… “Loser” MusicalGuests TheBeatles, LittleRiverBand and Randy Travis!

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We love dogs… and all animals, for that matter!   This little chien is one lucky dog! Kinda like a REAL “SlumDOG Millionaire” … his name is “Rupee”! An abandoned puppy rescued from a rubbish dump in India has trekked … Continue reading

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!!… What is BFrankel Thinking??… Caption Contest WINNER!

Poor, poor BLEEEEEECH! BFrankel!  What is going through her pea brain?  The possible thoughts of BFrankel for this caption contest are endless…

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!  SH reader AnaCephaly came up with the winning caption!

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Thank you to all who submitted their captions!!  “AnaCephaly” gets a big THANK YOU and huge round of applause!

 

RHONJ LOST FOOTAGE EPISODE: KimD, Jennifer Dalton Get Some Screen Time!

KimD and Melissa’s friend, Jennifer Dalton get their screen time.  KimD screams at @FlyGirlJennifer about givin’ her kids away… and Jocelyn Wildenstein’s mini-me screams back at KimD about her boyfriend of over 20 years not marrying KimD!

The lost footage episode airs October 20…

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! We Have A Caption Contest WINNER!!… In The RHONJ “You Two Are Lovely Together, You Remind Me Of…”

As expected, there were several GREAT captions… for the latest caption contest…

The WINNER of this RHONJ caption contest is “Queen of All Evil’s” entry:  

RHONJ CAPTION CONTEST MANZOID TWO PIGS PG

“Thank You” to ALL the great, creative captions which were submitted!!   Please read them in the comments below…

Winner “Queen of All Evil” gets a very appreciative round of applause!

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!!… “Woodies And Goodies”…

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Let’s take a break from those moronic Housewives and look at the beautiful craftsmanship the went into manufacturing these beautiful automobiles!  Unlike today, these cars could be worked on in your own garage… and no computers or tracking devices! Some … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: The “Official” Video… MeGo at “Red Hot and Boom” In Orlando…Doin’ Same Dance Moves Since 2011…

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Yes, da Gorgas even brought their kids to watch mommy…and Missy shows off her gum-chewin’ techniques.   Why the need for backup dancers??  Of course, the REAL performance is overdubbed with the auto-tuned version!   Just for the hell of … Continue reading

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!!… We Got A Winner In Da Gorga’s Caption Contest!!!

THANK YOU!!  To all who entered their very creative captions!!

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THE WINNER OF DA GORGA’S CAPTION CONTEST IS “tdtweety”!!!

tdtweety says:

At first glance I thought she was a looker
Second time around I saw me a hooker
A 2 for 1 usually makes me fidget
But I realized that guy was a midget
Break it down…break it down…ooh, it all broke down…

 

For the EXCELLENT work, “tdtweety” gets a hearty round of applause!

 

 

To read ALL the fabulous captions, please see “DaGorga’s Caption Contest”

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Melissa Gorga… “You Have Been Seein’…”

On tonight’s RHONJ… MeGo’s “friend,” Jan, knows sunthin’!  Has MeGo been seein’ someone?  Is it Bryan Bowen @bulldog_NJ?  OR … the latest “friend of Missy”… Anthony Arater @Aarater???

NOTE:  OMG! Rec’d huge news that “BulldogBryan” finally talked!  What a joke… he talked, alright… and said NOTHING!  “Can’t say anything now, but stay tuned”… Who will be this season’s RoxyPoxyGirl?  Bulldog or Anthony?

KYLE RICHARDS: Stayin’ Relevant… Doin’ Splits!

It’s LizardLipLickin’ Kyle-ee!!  She still got that lip thing goin’ on!   Was her doin’ splits a total setup?  DUH!   Awwww…she can’t jump back up on her 10-inch platforms!

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR… The Beauty and Genius of ’50’s Automotive Engineering!

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CARS OF THE 1950’s We LOVE cars at SH!! These 1950s concept cars were automotive art built to attract public attention, test wild engineering ideas, and give motorists a fleeting glimpse down the highway of tomorrow… beauty and genius of automotive … Continue reading

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DonCaro: On Sunday’s RHONJ “Advice Givin” To The Pugilistic Joes!… Who’s The Advice Giver?

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In attempting to determine if Bravo was going to drag out the Joe fight for three episodes, came across the description for Sunday’s episode: “All bets are off when a brawl erupts between Teresa’s husband, Joe, and brother, Joe. Melissa, Kathy and … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: The Experiment… And The Results!… What Happens When That Black Stuff Is Frozen…

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The possession of one last bottle of that black stuff… the original liquid… has been up for sale by anyone willing to pay at least $43,726! If you wish the bottle to be signed by SH, the price will be … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR…FOR SH READERS ONLY!!!

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It’s summertime!!! That means that we’ll be takin’ some breaks… or maybe not!  It all depends on the weather and how much my BigBoy needs attention.  He’s over his breed’s average age limit, but as long as he’s gotten the … Continue reading

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ADRIENNE MALOOF: Magoof Is Out With Rod’s Kid!… Rod’s Kid Calls da Magoof A “MILF”…

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From DailyMail…  OH, Adrienne!! What is the attraction you have to Rod’s kid? From all indicators… photos, videos… hate to say it, but… HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU! How in the world can you “date” someone who calls you … Continue reading

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FOR ALL SH READERS.. TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!!… Those Crazy, Crazy People… And Their Cars!!

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If you’ve been a long-time reader of SH, you know that sometimes the car starts drivin’ down the road headed toward a specific destination. However, you know that many times, while drivin’ down that road, there are distractions and the … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” SATURDAY: Adrienne Maloof “What She’s Missin’!!!”… Tamballs “Wants To Be Friends With… Brandi”!… Remember Quinn Fry’s “BoyToy?”… MissAndy’s New Show “ClubhouseClosetConfidential”… Guess The Housewife

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Poor Adrienne!!  Look what da Magoof has been missin’!!!   Obviously, Rod’s kid had to tattoo his own name on his belly… to remember it! Just can’t help it… we’re missin’ the perfect matchup of da Magoof and Rod’s kid! … Continue reading

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ADRIENNE MALOOF: Adrienne Magoof and Rod’s Kid… Done! Over! Fini! … A Tribute To Their 90-Day Love!

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OH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! According to USMagazine… Adrienne Magoof and her “boyfriend,” Rod’s kid have called it quits!! “They’ve decided to distance themselves and become friends. Nothing bad happened,” a source close to Maloof tells Us. “They’re still going to hang out as friends, they … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: More Second Amendment Illustrations!…New litmus test of leadership in the military is if they will fire on US citizens or not… Letter From Columbine Shooting SURVIVOR…

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NOTE:  There is an issue re comments.  Apparently, comments cannot be seen by SH readers.  Hopefully, this issue will be resolved quickly.  Please be patient while we correct this technical problem.  Thank you!   And, thank you to the SH … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!!… YES … “COUGH, COUGH”… **EXCLUSIVE**!!! … Rod Stewart Speaks Out About His Son And Adrienne Maloof!!!

Sung to Rod’s “MaggieMay“…

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(Thanks to SH reader “PG”!!!)

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KYLE RICHARDS: The Hypocrisy Of HagfaceKyle!!… Kyle So Bothered By Brandi Glanville’s Language Usage… Take A Look At Kyle’s!!

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SH reader “PaT” was watching the RHOBH the other day…  and decided to make a video about Kyle Richards’ hypocrisy! “She was making such a big deal that Brandi told Adrienne to STFU that I decided to make this video … Continue reading

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KIM RICHARDS, KYLE RICHARDS: Kim and Kyle “Diving With The Stars”…

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TheInsider… Diving With The Stars will be one exciting show!!  If this sneak peek is any indication… where is that sarcasm button??   Is Kyle Richards planning on wearing a full modesty body suit for her dive? Looks like Kim … Continue reading