RHOA Sneak Peek Preview: Season Seven Premiere November 9

Here we go!  The RHOA will premiere on Sunday, November 9 at 8 pm… dovetailing into the slot left by the RHONJ.  Note to NayNay:  Hollywood ain’t lookin’ for YOU, neither!  ShereeWhitfield is the ONLY EX-Housewife that would be interesting to revive!

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Whatever Wednesday: Whatever Happened To Sex Tips From Da Gorgas?

Whatever happened to da Gorgas being the sex couple on the RHONJ???   Watch as da Gorgas give their personal sex advice back in September 2013 on Dr Oz… a far cry from this season’s MeGo being the innocent know-nothing when it comes to raunchy sex:

 

Let’s Compare And Contrast: RHONJ At Grocery Store vs Milania At Corrados

Which is worse?  The RHONJ adult subhumans grocery shopping in Florida in early 2014 or Milania ripping it up at Corrados back in 2011??

 

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RHONJ Preview: More Of The Same BOOOOORING Story Lines

SaintZenDina shows again why she’s no SaintZenDina…BigGayRosie returns… another scene with OrientalBubbaJax…and viewers are supposed to care about the ridiculous HouseHusbands feud:

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Caption This!! What Happened To The RHOC…

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“Kace316″ will receive one free WretchedChristine logo from her handbag line!  Disclaimer: Logo must be procured by digging through the OC landfill…

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Tamballs’ Housewives Salary Of $600,000… HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE! And VERY Unlikely!

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ROL has learned that Tamra Barney Judge rakes in a whopping $600,000 per year, (see NOTE below) according to her ex-husband, Simon Barney. The reality star’s finances — and details of her estranged relationship with daughter Sidney, 15 — are laid … Continue reading

The NJ Subhumans Make Reunion Predictions…

Who will be the Housewife whom the other subhumans think has the most explainin’ to do at the reunion?  It’s Amber!  Poor Tree… can’t even blurt out a simple cliche!

The RHONJ Continue To Slaughter Language…

Eggmit it… these NJ citizens are subintelligent subhumans… and not one iota entertaining:

 

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Crooks Says He Hurt Vicki… Vicki Says “Lose My Number”

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From ROL… “I didn’t mean to cross the line. I didn’t know. I thought it was appropriate.” “I’m on and off with Vicki.  I’m not living with her. I am not engaged to her. She’s still legally married. … Bottom … Continue reading

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JoeyOrgan… The Michaelangelo Of Home Builders!

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Is there any further proof needed to show that JoeyOrgan is a victim of his own ShortManSyndrome and NapoleonicComplex?  In this disturbing RHONJ preview, da Gorgas meet with their architect to chat about the plans for their brand new Michealangelo-built, … Continue reading

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Gorga’s Scammin’SerialSquatter … Outta The Beaver-Infested Gorga House! Says He Owes JoeyOrgan Zip!

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The serial squatter who has been taking up space in Melissa and Joe Gorga’s marble mausoleum says he will end his fight and move out.  Interpretation:  Patterson could not come up with money for attorney’s fees, let alone a lump payment … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

The Tamballs Mystery… Keeps “Barney” Name

How difficult is it to change your name for a CA real estate license?  According to the CA Bureau of Real Estate, this is all that is necessary:

Change of Personal Name – Enter full new name. Attach verification of name change (i.e., legible copy of drivers license, marriage certificate, court order, etc.). Sign this form with your new name. A new license will be issued bearing the new name.

Tamballs renewed her RE license, but kept her married-to-Simon name.   Wonder how Ellie feels about this???

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(Thanks “Dave”!!)

Tamballs Child Custody Issue

Tamballs’ child custody issues are discussed…Tamballs’ dreams of another spinoff featuring her kids has been quashed by Simon!   Jeana Keough has been brought back into the mix and humongously-boobed Vicki says that Tamballs is the best mother she knows.  None of their opinions are valid in family court.

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KomaKathy Kannot Konduct Interview Without Mention of TreeJoodice!

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     Will there ever be a KomaKathy item WITHOUT the mention of TreeJoodice?? KomaK has been making the rounds of whatever media outlet will have her to push her new dessert cookbook. In this item from the NYDailyNews, the first … Continue reading

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What’s Up With The RHOBH …

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The phony PR for the RHOBH has started.  You will be seeing more of this kinda stuff from those lovely ladies of BeverlyHills.  Yes, it appears that Mo-reetz-e-o is totally into his Housewife!     Brandi Glanville made her acting … Continue reading

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“Experts” Weigh In On The Life Of Tree’s “Brand”… WHY Tree Has Following?

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ORIGINALLY POSTED AUGUST 2013… Branding “experts” predict that Tree’s brands will weather her legal storm.   The second “expert” asks what everyone has been thinking:  Why does Tree have such a huge, rabid fan base?       NOTE:  Here’s … Continue reading

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Tamballs Deletes Facebook Page Again… Ellie Calls RHOC Viewers “Ignorant”!

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Tamballs has AGAIN shut down her Facebook page.  The last time Tamballs whacked her words on FB was back on August 1… when she was still a “fictional character”!   Tamballs may have exited from FB, but she and Ellie … Continue reading