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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Talkin’ Hypocrisy…It’s Us v THEM!

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Well, you fans like drama, and you got your money’s worth tonight. So let’s dive in. Tonight’s blog focus: hypocrisy and double standards. I’m going to touch on the double standards of some of our Housewives. No need to name … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE! KingD Rushed To ER After Nightmare!

KingD dreamt that Loada got every one of his beloved Grammys in a divorce settlement!  

Downgraded and financially devastated, KingD was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!   A NIGHTMARE!!

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HagfaceKyle Calls MissAndy To Explain Why She Ran! Says Harry Mystery Will Be Explained On Reunion…

In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama!  Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing!  Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin.  HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already!  At this point, who really cares!?!?   

NOTE:  LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin.  HARRY HAMLIN!!

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I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN… HARRY HAMLIN!!!

RHOBH Deleted Scene: Let’s Go To The RedLightDistrict… And EAT!!

A visit to the red light district in Amsterdam … and a longer visit to eat at a vending machine restaurant!

As for Loada’s claim that she would prostitute herself… all BS talk.

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BruceJenner UPDATE: New House, New Name! But, What Will Happen To JennaBruce’s Balls?

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Jenna Bruce bought himself a new house in Malibu.  The house sits on 11 acres and has 360° views… so JennaBruce can see all those paps following him/her around.   DETAILS at ABCNews… AND… after Bruce Jenner officially becomes Jenna … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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SISTER WIVES: Finale Includes Divorce…

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NOTE:  The first image which appeared when doing a search at SH for a SisterWives media item to include!!   Perhaps Missy and her sisters could be SisterWives!?!?  But, which HouseHusband would play the part of KavemanKody?? On tonight’s finale … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!! The World’s Shortest Books… And A Few History Tidbits!!

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  These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very , very short … Continue reading

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RHONY: What To Expect…ANOTHER Disappointing Season! Carole Says Housewives Are “Shallow” Yet Accepts $$$ To Be One!

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From NYDailyNews: NOTE:  How many times will this broken record re the RHONY be played???  Those “mystery sources” say that the RHONY is another disappointment.  Except for BFrankel.  These “mystery sources” should really get together before they issue their PR … Continue reading

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NayNay Has AMNESIA… Forgets She Attacked KimZ! TWICE! Says SHE’S Reason For Any RHOA Success!

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I wanna be KimZolciak NayNay gives a big interview to BuzzFeed… in which she states that she would NEVER attack anyone!!  While NeNe has had her fair share of on-set feuds, she says that, despite pressure to “turn it up” … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s GameNight! AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Invites Herself To Hawaii!

Poor AlienShapeShifterPam DanaWilkey!  PamDana really tried to weasel an invite out of Camille, but Camille didn’t bite…all the while Kimbecile and HagfaceKyle are “cleaning” PamDana’s bathroom!

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Swooning Over StevenTyler… And A Free Trip (Which Wasn’t Really A Free Gift From Loada)!

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading

LustyLipsLisa Is Back… Butting In On Kim’s Case!

More ridiculousness from the moronic Housewives as LustyLipsLisa puts her nose in Kim’s bizness… right there in front of Babyface as they fly to KingD’s charity event!!  Looks like Babyface don’t give a damn about what’s going on with these dimbulbs… he’s busy eating!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” BravoTV Desperate… Now Offering Contests! PTHousewife Really Broke! Much MORE!!

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Bravo is so desperate for viewers that they are now offering contests!!  This one in association with the RHOBH is to win a Jeep and a trip to LA: Showcase your renegade spirit by sharing a pic using the hashtag … Continue reading

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

RHOBH Scavenger Hunt… Part I

Before they take off to Holland, Loada throws a scavenger hunt.  Loada could read, write, drive a car, make a speech and give orders!! 

Loada’s Scavenger Hunt… Part II

Filming the scavenger hunt scenes took a total of sixteen days!  

Every few hours of the hunt, Loada demanded that she be whisked away to the nearest hospital to rest… and to get one of her “stick an IV in me” shots to send out to all of her LymeFace followers.  Needless to say, the rest of the Housewives were more pissed off than what was shown in their CameraComments!

RHOBH PREVIEW: Loada Gets A Free Trip To Holland! HagfaceKyle Loses Her Luggage And Forgets That She Nagged Kim For Being Late…

Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top.  A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line.  It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it.  It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!

Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”?  OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?

Will Loada stop by to see her mother?  Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee!  Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy!  He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!!  Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…

Really, HagfaceKyle???  You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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RHOBH DELETED SCENE: KimKyle In Kar

ACTING!!!  The DrunkOtis and Kim as best friends story line was also ACTING!!  BAD ACTING!

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Cheating RHONY HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole family this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new side piece instead.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

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EX-RHOBH Wife So Desperate That She’s On “Where Are They Now?” Special! EVERYONE Knows Where She Is!!

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Poor Shana!!  This is really pathetic. Shana is hardly a mention in this PR blurb about upcoming guests on Opree’s “Where Are They Now” series: “… more Oprah interviews continue with some of the most beloved entertainers of our time, … Continue reading

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE RECAP: “Home Alone”

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According to the intro of each episode of AlaskanBushPeople, we’re told that the Browns were a secluded family who lived for over 30 years in the Alaskan Bush and were just discovered! When we last saw the AlaskanBushPeople, they had … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview VIDEO: DrunkOtis Goes To Loada’s House And HagfaceKyle Goes To PumpMyStomach House To Talk About Kim And DrunkOtis… Despite Her Illness, Loada Remembers Yoga Poses!!

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DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading