PumpMyStomach matches her fellow Housewives with their canine counterparts…except Yoda and herself!
DrunkOtis is making the media rounds to garner support for her actions against HagfaceKyle and, most importantly, to gin up some interest for viewers to tune in to the RHOBH! Interesting that the words “story line” are now freely said re the HWs “reality” shows. We at SH have been chatting about the obvious story lines on Housewives shows for years, despite the many Housewives who claim that everything on their show is all REAL! The Housewives’ “reality” is created, planned, scripted and agreed upon with the Housewives long before the cameras start filming…
NOTE: WHY does KimRichards need DrunkOtis to defend her against ANYONE, let alone HagfaceKyle?
NOTE: The booooorrrring “packing scene” has been used as filler in every season of every franchise.
Three minutes wasted as you watch HagfaceKyle scurrying around packing for a trip in this required packing scene…while
Milania FrontPorcha gets into fake nails and makeup. HagfaceKyle has no idea that she can actually purchase the perfect beach hat or yacht hat in Spain. Really… they really do sell beautiful items in Spain!!
HagfaceKyle fails to mention that “her” jet can be chartered by anyone. WheelsUp is just another air taxi service for anyone who has the money to purchase aviation time. WheelsUp is the same as MarquisJet aka NetJets…a taxi in the sky! Is WheelsUp just another product placement??
If you are unfamiliar with this aspect of private aviation…more info HERE.
This Real Housewife was in Vegas over the weekend (July 2014) and was not shy about making it clear she was available for the night or week or longer for the right price.
NOTE: Kenyan may have obtained a $20,000 cashier’s check, but the DPSF has yet to cash it, ’cause Kenyan didn’t give it! So, neither Kenyan nor NayNay have come through with their promised donation!
After a sudden and secret departure from Puerto Rico at the end of last season, Lisa Vanderpump is still wary of her formerly close friends, but is beginning to reconnect with Yolanda and Kyle. She has no interest in making amends with Brandi, who is also struggling to move past her own hurt. The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.
The social event of the season brings original Beverly Hills housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, and Taylor Armstrong back together. As unresolved issues come to the surface, Brandi is faced with making amends with both Lisa and Adrienne at the same event.
All hell breaks loose at the white party when Kim Richards’ dog sneaks through HagfaceKyle’s back door and proceeds to bite all the Housewives, returning to bite PumpMyStomach several times, as she smells of Eau de VillaFlankSteak. Pandemonium ensues as Kingsley cannot be contained… until he discovers the Fatburger stand, where the servers quickly abandon their stations and Kingsley is given free rein to eat all the Fatburgers he can find. The Fatburgers seem to calm Kingsley. HagfaceKyle takes over the deserted Fatburger stand to feed Kingsley more Fatburgers, but is secretly petrified with fear each time she feeds Kingsley, knowing that if she forgets a pickle, Kingsley will rip her hand off.
Panicked guests are screaming for HagfaceKyle’s hunky husband to remove Kingsley, but Morris cannot be found. KimRichards leads the remaining guest in a search party for Morris. MO-ritz-eo is found cowering in FrontPorcha’s closet protecting CamilleGrammer… the only Housewife who still has real estate to sell!
PhonyFireman Bobby is threatening to tell the TRUTH… the whole truth and nuthin’ but the truth…about Ambuh and LawsuitJim! Hope he explains all that contract stuff and tells everyone his and Nicole’s wedding date!
SaintZina’s daughter would love for Harry Styles to “get in my pants”… how zen.
$35 PLUS that HWs shipping fee… for 80 cents of beads:
What happened to JoeyOrgan? Looks like he could wear MeGo’s clothes… comfortably.
YODA’S other “model” daughter arrested for DUI, Jello…
(Thanks “anongirl” and “JustN”!!)
DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.
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