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RHONJ NOT COMING BACK… Until TeresaGiudice Out Of Prison!

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A source close to the production tells Confidenti@l that Bravo expects to shelve the hit show until the future Jersey jailbird gets out of the slammer. While other members of the cast have been anxiously waiting for seventh-season contracts to … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview: HagfaceKyle And Kin Take Off In A Rent-A-Jet!

HagfaceKyle fails to mention that “her” jet can be chartered by anyone.  WheelsUp is just another air taxi service for anyone who has the money to purchase aviation time.  WheelsUp is the same as MarquisJet aka NetJets…a taxi in the sky!  Is WheelsUp just another product placement??

If you are unfamiliar with this aspect of private aviation…more info HERE.

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BORING BravoBlog: PumpMyStomach Still Doesn’t Like Me!

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Hi everyone! It is finally here: the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It seems like it’s been forever, but I’m glad we are back. As you know with these blogs, we write them as to how … Continue reading

RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:

BLIND ITEM REVEALED! It’s A Housewife From Atlanta!!

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From CDAN:

This Real Housewife was in Vegas over the weekend (July 2014) and was not shy about making it clear she was available for the night or week or longer for the right price.

IT’S Kenya Moore!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

NOTE:  Kenyan may have obtained a $20,000 cashier’s check, but the DPSF has yet to cash it, ’cause Kenyan didn’t give it!  So, neither Kenyan nor NayNay have come through with their promised donation!

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RHOBH … A Synopsis Of Tonight’s Season Five Premiere

After a sudden and secret departure from Puerto Rico at the end of last season, Lisa Vanderpump is still wary of her formerly close friends, but is beginning to reconnect with Yolanda and Kyle. She has no interest in making amends with Brandi, who is also struggling to move past her own hurt. The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I'LL DITCH HAGFACE KYLE IF YOU'LL MARRY ME?

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I’LL DITCH HAGFACE KYLE IF YOU’LL MARRY ME?

The social event of the season brings original Beverly Hills housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, and Taylor Armstrong back together. As unresolved issues come to the surface, Brandi is faced with making amends with both Lisa and Adrienne at the same event.

WHERE'S THE FATBURGERS??

WHERE’S THE FATBURGERS??

All hell breaks loose at the white party when Kim Richards’ dog sneaks through HagfaceKyle’s back door and proceeds to  bite all the Housewives, returning to bite PumpMyStomach several times, as she smells of Eau de VillaFlankSteak.  Pandemonium ensues as Kingsley cannot be contained… until he discovers the Fatburger stand, where the servers quickly abandon their stations and Kingsley is given free rein to eat all the Fatburgers he can find.  The Fatburgers seem to calm Kingsley.   HagfaceKyle takes over the deserted Fatburger stand to feed Kingsley more Fatburgers, but is secretly petrified with fear each time she feeds Kingsley, knowing that if she forgets a pickle, Kingsley will rip her hand off.

IF I TAKE YOU TO HAGFACE'S HOUSE DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO BITE ANYONE??

IF I TAKE YOU TO  AUNT HAGFACE’S HOUSE DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO CHOMP DOWN ON ANYONE’S LEG OR TEAR OFF  FINGERS??  JUST PROMISE ME THAT YOU WON’T LUNGE FOR  FACES… YOU’LL BE SICK FROM FORMALDEHYDE FOR WEEKS!

Panicked guests are screaming for HagfaceKyle’s hunky husband to remove Kingsley, but Morris cannot be found.  KimRichards leads the remaining guest in a search party for Morris.  MO-ritz-eo is found cowering in FrontPorcha’s closet protecting CamilleGrammer… the only Housewife who still has real estate to sell!

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THE TRUTH! From FiremanBobby…

PhonyFireman Bobby is threatening to tell the TRUTH… the whole truth and nuthin’ but the truth…about Ambuh and LawsuitJim!  Hope he explains all that contract stuff and tells everyone his and Nicole’s wedding date!

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SaintZina’s daughter would love for Harry Styles to “get in my pants”… how zen.

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$35 PLUS that HWs shipping fee… for 80 cents of beads:

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What happened to JoeyOrgan?  Looks like he could wear MeGo’s clothes… comfortably.

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YODA’S other “model” daughter arrested for DUI, Jello…

YODA MODEL

(Thanks “anongirl” and “JustN”!!)

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THE HONEYBOOBOO SAGA… Dr. Phil Getting A Piece Of The Attention

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While researching something else, hit upon this disturbing chat between HoneyBooBoo’s MamaJune and Dr. Phil. The ONLY reason her chat is on SH is this: June has less redeeming values than any of the Housewives… and that includes those NJ subhumans… … Continue reading

RHOBH Premieres Tuesday, November 18…

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DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Audriana’s Christening

How nice to see all the Jersey subhumans at a Christening…JuicyJoe checks out early:

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SH WITTY WEEKEND!! MissAndy’s Lost RHONJ Reunion Questions…

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“DinoBaby123″ will receive a coupon for one free Fabulicious GelatoBar!  FinePrint: Not responsible for travel expenses incurred while traveling to 738,623 grocery stores in states east of the Mississippi in search of said bars!

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Vicki Selling Coto de Caza House… Quick Price Drop! UPDATE: Vicki’s House Back For Sale!

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July 25, 2014… What’s the rush, Vicki? VapidVicki really wants to sell that dump of a house in Coto de Caza! Vicki unsuccessfully tried to sell her house back in 2012 for $2.3 million. Vicki re-listed the property on July … Continue reading

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! Juicy’s New Construction Company… Customer Complains of Shoddy Work… Tells Sandy Victim “Sue Me”!

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FROM AUGUST 3, 2013… JuicyJoe Joodice has been workin’ construction via his new company, ModernEraConstruction. Juicy took advantage of his New Jersey neighbors when Hurricane Sandy hit and one customer of ModernEraConstruction tells NewJerseyNews12 that the work done on her … Continue reading

Behind The Scenes At The RHONJ Reunion … Producer Jacob Huddleston Is Back

Jacob Huddleston has gone full circle and is back producing the RHONJ, after his stint producing the canceled Miami franchise.  He’s asked to pick up the fig bar left on the coffee table.  If you forgot how chummy Huddleston is with certain NJ subhumans, please read THIS.  

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CUT RATES AT CUT FITNESS!! Great Christmas Gift! Where’s Tamballs??

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CUTFitness has reduced their prices by 78%… just in time for Christmas! Five packs of classes for $29 OR…SIX weeks of UNLIMITED classes at CUTFitness for $49!! TWELVE Grouponers recommended this Groupon!!  Yes, TWELVE!! Tamballs is no where to be … Continue reading

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THE CRAZY TRAIN IN BUBBA JAX HEAD Has Left The Station! SaintZina Tells BubbaJax To BUTT OUT! Jax Says She’s “Relatable”…

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  ChineseBubbaJax has been her usual busy self on twitter. It is SOP for the Housewives to drum up as much chaos as possible, as the chaos-creating incites more interest in watching the Housewives shows… presumably! The chaos-creating intensifies about six … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Inside MissAndy’s Mind! Who Will Be The Next RHONJ Star??

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Everyone Wants To Know!! The Best Questions For MissAndy…

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A few of the VERY best questions for MissAndy at BravoTV… I only watched 5 minutes of the one one one with The Guidices. It’s disgusting­. They still accept NO responsibi­lity for what’s happened to them. I’m tuning out what … Continue reading