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Talks Between Bravo And TLC Ongoing… Which Housewives Will Guest Star And Which Will Become Permanent Cast Members?

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“EXCLUSIVE”… In a shocking move, it’s been circulating that Bravo is in highly sensitive talks with TLC, the channel that produces “reality” shows such as:  “90 Day Fiance” “Extreme Cougars” “19 Kids and Counting” “The Little Couple” “Sex Sent Me … Continue reading

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SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

TERESA PETE SHEILA TERESA PETE SHEILA COVER

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

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NayNay… Not The ONLY Leakes With A Record!

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ORIGINALLY FROM 2011, REPOSTED MARCH 2014…found whilst searching for something else: As you all know by now, NayNay has a record… with mugshots to prove it!! And probation violations… But, HouseHusband, Gregg Leakes got an even longer record!! The info … Continue reading

RHOBH Filming In Holland…

These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

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BLEEECH! Frankel Causing Huge Problems On RHONY… MissAndy Took $$$ From Luannie and Ramoaner To Pay Frankel’s $250K PER Episode Salary Demand!

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Bethenny Frankel seems to have forgotten how to be a “Housewife” during her absence from the reality show. Confidenti@l is told that the returning star of the “Real Housewives of New York” — who’s not actually a Housewife anymore — … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach Matches RHOBH With Dogs… Except Yoda And Herself!

PumpMyStomach matches her fellow Housewives with their canine counterparts…except Yoda and herself!

 

 

DrunkOtis Says HagfaceKyle Is To Blame For Everything!

DrunkOtis is making the media rounds to garner support for her actions against HagfaceKyle and, most importantly, to gin up some interest for viewers to tune in to the RHOBH!  Interesting that the words “story line” are now freely said re the HWs “reality” shows.  We at SH have been chatting about the obvious story lines on Housewives shows for years, despite the many Housewives who claim that everything on their show is all REAL!  The Housewives’ “reality” is created, planned, scripted and agreed upon with the Housewives long before the cameras start filming…  

NOTE:  WHY does KimRichards need DrunkOtis to defend her against ANYONE, let alone HagfaceKyle? 

Tonight’s RHOBH Sneak Peek II: HagfaceKyle Packs For A Trip

NOTE:   The booooorrrring “packing scene” has been used as filler in every season of every franchise.

Three minutes wasted as you watch HagfaceKyle scurrying around packing for a trip in this required packing scene…while Milania FrontPorcha gets into fake nails and makeup.  HagfaceKyle has no idea that she can actually purchase the perfect beach hat or yacht hat in Spain.   Really… they really do sell beautiful items in Spain!!

 

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DRUNK OTIS’ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BRAVO BLOG: Smacks HagfaceKyle’s Parenting… DrunkOtis Is A Moron

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The show begins with Lisa Rinna’s birthday party. I watched the show and having not even yet met Lisa R. at this point, I can honestly say I can’t believe she is as old as she says. Lisa looks amazing … Continue reading

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Kimmer’s BravoBlog: Free Fatburgers And Wedding Dresses For Everyone!

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Hello… I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving! I made two 28-pound turkeys. One for my sister Kathy’s and one for my house. The kids and I cooked for two days straight! Thanksgiving was just amazing, and we were and … Continue reading

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Tamballs Desperate For Gym Clients… AGAIN!

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How many discounts will Tamballs publicize for her CUTFitness gym before the doors close?  Another CUT rate for CUT Fitness has been discovered at Groupon!  This is the second Groupon offering from CUT in less than three months! CUTFitness issued … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES, DECEMBER 2011: HOW “REALITY” TV WORKS…A CHAT WITH RHOBH Exec Producer, Dave Rupel…

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           Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Lisa Vanderpump and RHOBH producer, Dave Rupel FROM DECEMBER 2011:  WE’RE TAKING A LOOK BACK AT HOW “REALITY” TV REALLY WORKS… The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and the other … Continue reading

Tonight’s RHOBH: No Bratty Kids Allowed!

The fact that HagfaceKyle is making her kid a story line is contributing to her brattiness… 

However, HagfaceKyle may be overcompensating with FrontPorcha because HagfaceKyle was adopted!!

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YODA’S INSANELY INSIPID BRAVO BLOG… Wants to keep her kids “humble, grounded, and hungry”

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Since ALL of the RHOBH’s BravoBlogs thus far are filled with self-congratulatory words and even more vapid thoughts, will be spotlighting the most vapid and ridiculous… although HagfaceKyle has yet to submit hers.  So, here we go with Yoda: Woo-hoo, … Continue reading

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: Kimbecile Visits DrunkOtis’ Newest Rented House

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DrunkOits has never looked skankier as she welcomes professional packing expert, KimRichards, into her new rented house. DrunkOtis and her new crew take time out for the required scene of the young movers flashing their abs… DrunkOtis and Yoda have … Continue reading

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: More of PumpMyStomach v HagfaceKyle

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While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading

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RHONJ NOT COMING BACK… Until TeresaGiudice Out Of Prison!

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A source close to the production tells Confidenti@l that Bravo expects to shelve the hit show until the future Jersey jailbird gets out of the slammer. While other members of the cast have been anxiously waiting for seventh-season contracts to … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: HagfaceKyle And Kin Take Off In A Rent-A-Jet!

HagfaceKyle fails to mention that “her” jet can be chartered by anyone.  WheelsUp is just another air taxi service for anyone who has the money to purchase aviation time.  WheelsUp is the same as MarquisJet aka NetJets…a taxi in the sky!  Is WheelsUp just another product placement??

If you are unfamiliar with this aspect of private aviation…more info HERE.

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BORING BravoBlog: PumpMyStomach Still Doesn’t Like Me!

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Hi everyone! It is finally here: the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It seems like it’s been forever, but I’m glad we are back. As you know with these blogs, we write them as to how … Continue reading

RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:

BLIND ITEM REVEALED! It’s A Housewife From Atlanta!!

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From CDAN:

This Real Housewife was in Vegas over the weekend (July 2014) and was not shy about making it clear she was available for the night or week or longer for the right price.

IT’S Kenya Moore!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

NOTE:  Kenyan may have obtained a $20,000 cashier’s check, but the DPSF has yet to cash it, ’cause Kenyan didn’t give it!  So, neither Kenyan nor NayNay have come through with their promised donation!

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RHOBH … A Synopsis Of Tonight’s Season Five Premiere

After a sudden and secret departure from Puerto Rico at the end of last season, Lisa Vanderpump is still wary of her formerly close friends, but is beginning to reconnect with Yolanda and Kyle. She has no interest in making amends with Brandi, who is also struggling to move past her own hurt. The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I'LL DITCH HAGFACE KYLE IF YOU'LL MARRY ME?

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I’LL DITCH HAGFACE KYLE IF YOU’LL MARRY ME?

The social event of the season brings original Beverly Hills housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, and Taylor Armstrong back together. As unresolved issues come to the surface, Brandi is faced with making amends with both Lisa and Adrienne at the same event.

WHERE'S THE FATBURGERS??

WHERE’S THE FATBURGERS??

All hell breaks loose at the white party when Kim Richards’ dog sneaks through HagfaceKyle’s back door and proceeds to  bite all the Housewives, returning to bite PumpMyStomach several times, as she smells of Eau de VillaFlankSteak.  Pandemonium ensues as Kingsley cannot be contained… until he discovers the Fatburger stand, where the servers quickly abandon their stations and Kingsley is given free rein to eat all the Fatburgers he can find.  The Fatburgers seem to calm Kingsley.   HagfaceKyle takes over the deserted Fatburger stand to feed Kingsley more Fatburgers, but is secretly petrified with fear each time she feeds Kingsley, knowing that if she forgets a pickle, Kingsley will rip her hand off.

IF I TAKE YOU TO HAGFACE'S HOUSE DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO BITE ANYONE??

IF I TAKE YOU TO  AUNT HAGFACE’S HOUSE DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO CHOMP DOWN ON ANYONE’S LEG OR TEAR OFF  FINGERS??  JUST PROMISE ME THAT YOU WON’T LUNGE FOR  FACES… YOU’LL BE SICK FROM FORMALDEHYDE FOR WEEKS!

Panicked guests are screaming for HagfaceKyle’s hunky husband to remove Kingsley, but Morris cannot be found.  KimRichards leads the remaining guest in a search party for Morris.  MO-ritz-eo is found cowering in FrontPorcha’s closet protecting CamilleGrammer… the only Housewife who still has real estate to sell!

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THE TRUTH! From FiremanBobby…

PhonyFireman Bobby is threatening to tell the TRUTH… the whole truth and nuthin’ but the truth…about Ambuh and LawsuitJim!  Hope he explains all that contract stuff and tells everyone his and Nicole’s wedding date!

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SaintZina’s daughter would love for Harry Styles to “get in my pants”… how zen.

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$35 PLUS that HWs shipping fee… for 80 cents of beads:

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What happened to JoeyOrgan?  Looks like he could wear MeGo’s clothes… comfortably.

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YODA’S other “model” daughter arrested for DUI, Jello…

YODA MODEL

(Thanks “anongirl” and “JustN”!!)

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THE HONEYBOOBOO SAGA… Dr. Phil Getting A Piece Of The Attention

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While researching something else, hit upon this disturbing chat between HoneyBooBoo’s MamaJune and Dr. Phil. The ONLY reason her chat is on SH is this: June has less redeeming values than any of the Housewives… and that includes those NJ subhumans… … Continue reading

RHOBH Premieres Tuesday, November 18…

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DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.

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