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HagfaceKyle’s Whining BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  The Housewives BravoBlogs have become trite and no longer go into depth about the episode.  Therefore, we’ll only feature those HWs blogs which add insight to the episode… Wow, this is a difficult blog to write. This was a … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE! We Got A Message From AlaskanBushPeople! LOOK…It’s Crooks!

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE RECAP… The Funniest Phoniest “Reality” Show On TV!

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IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE BEST FAKE SHOW ON TV, PLEASE GIVE “ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE” A WATCH!  ABP is the funniest phoniest “reality” show on TV and airs on the Discovery Channel.  It’s much better for laughs than the Housewives! … Continue reading

RHOBH Girl’s Night Fights… It’s DrunkOtis v HagfaceKyle!

These fights were so much better with AdrienneMagoof and TheRealCamilleG!  Really… how many versions of the same fight will there be?

 

Who’s The RHOBH Wannabe??

From CDAN:  A pretty easy blind…  

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This former Real Housewife finds out where the Real Housewives Beverly Hills is going to be shooting and tries to get in the shot or get herself involved in the filming almost every day.

It’s Joanna Krupa!

NOTE:  SkankyJo is doing everything she possibly can to keep herself not only relevant, but is trying to position herself into a Bravo contract for the RHOBH.  SkankyJo’s latest ploy was sending a letter to DrunkOtis “threatening” to sue her over her comments about Skanky’s skank.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE… Scamming Across The US

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NOTE:  Thanks to “ALU” who sent this background piece re BillyBrown.   UPDATE:  We have learned that this info may have originated by “Jim Davis,”  a member of an AlaskanBushPeople group.   We would appreciate anyone who could provide a … Continue reading

PokerNight Aftermath… Girls In Cars!

HagfaceKyle and LisaLips … “There is addiction going on and no one is willing to talk about it.”  DrunkOtis and Kim are both boozed up when they leave Eileen’s antique store.

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE: Another Phony “Reality” Show…Discovery Leased Land; Locals Build; Browns Live In A Lodge…AND Face Felony Charges!

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    NOTE:  If you enjoy watching “Alaskan Bush People”… keep watching.  Just know that AlaskanBushPeople is another totally scripted phony “reality” show. “Alaskan Bush People” is in its second season on the Discovery Channel. During the first season of ABP, there … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PoopyPiggy DrunkOtis Is “Creepy” And Assaults HagfaceKyle!

DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!  

LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment.  Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: HouseKids!

On the next RHOBH… the HouseKids take over.  Apparently, the producers have run out of scripted HouseHusband story lines:

RHOBH Deleted Scene: DrunkOtis Explains Her Drunkeness To Eileen And BaboonLipsLisa

The typical after dinner discussion seen many times before.  Camille Grammer’s dinner from hell started it all…or was it the table flip… or the naked wasted dinner?  So many to choose from!

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WHO OWNS BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE?

Who owns BeverlyHillsLifestyle Magazine?   EX-Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin says in this exchange with Heather Dull-BRO that she owns BeverlyHillsLifestyle Magazine:

In the upcoming RHOBH, Mark Kurian is the owner who helps Yoda make Jello a model:

The answer to the mystery of who does what at BHLifestyleMagazine:

Lydia is managing editor of BeverlyHillsLifestyle Magazine. BeverlyHillsLifestyle Magazine celebrated its fifth birthday back on June 9, 2013 with Lydia and her husband Doug McLaughlin, and their business partner Mark Kurian.

Lydia very obviously was a one-season OCWife to boost the magazine.  A good look at PumpMyStomach pre-plastic surgery:

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How To Decide When The RHONJ Will Return… ANOTHER Total BS Item!

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NOTE:  This planted item paid for by KomaKathy! “Production is currently holding focus groups about moving forward without Teresa. They are trying to determine what the public perception was of the new cast and if any casting changes need to … Continue reading

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RHONJ Cast Jockeying For Positions! Premature Phony Feud Between FEBUS And Camber

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NOTE:  A new “report” based on those mystery “sources” at ROL.   FEBUS is jockeying for position in her old role on the RHONJ as the “FEverybodyButUS” Don of the Manzoid/CrookedLauritas fambly.   FEBUS will try anything to keep herself … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES IN FINAL DECLINE

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We have written about the decline of the Housewives franchises previously.  It seems that others are now catching on. BYE-BYE… This excerpt from TheGuardian: Redundancy would seem to be another major factor for waning interest in reality TV. When Bravo’s The … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: DrunkOtis Throws A Party… PumpMyStomach Shows Up

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In this RHOBH preview, DrunkOtis has a party… with NO Fatburger stand!!!

All of her friends and family show up… and Leeeeeeeeeeeza Gibbons thinks DrunkOtis with the bad hair extentions has “fans.”  HagfaceKyle shows off her extensive lipo surgery by wearing a cut-out dress.  Yoda shows up with some flunkie guy and does her condescending bit when she talks with DrunkOtis and Drunk’s Dad about how proud she is of DrunkOtis.  And then… part the waters…  PumpMyStomach rudely barges into Drunk’s house party.   The only good part about PMS being there?  Her zinger to DrunkOtis’ mother and father at the end of this preview… after DrunkO’s mother makes excuses for DrunkO’s behavior.  PMS says, “I blame that on the parents.”

More interesting products in HagfaceKyle’s bathroom…Bean-o and Lithium

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RHOBH Preview: Who’s Going To DrunkOtis’ HouseParty? Screw PumpMyStomach… Invite LindaThompsonJennerFoster!!!

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In the upcoming episode of the RHOBH, there is MORE explosive discussion between DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach… and PMS is keeping DrunkOtis in suspense as to whether she will show up at DrunkO’s newly-rented-just-for-Bravo house.  What’s the big deal? Who the … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Gives Her Opinions… Who Cares?

‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.”  DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.

We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With MeGo And KomaKathy! KomaK Selling Her Books In Beauty Salons!

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    MelissaGorga explains her house situation.  The FranklinLakes house is still being built, but as an “investment”… KomaKathy is desperate for anyone to buy her cookbook… she’s now stopping in beauty salons to sell her pre-signed dessert books!  NOTE: … Continue reading

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Talks Between Bravo And TLC Ongoing… Which Housewives Will Guest Star And Which Will Become Permanent Cast Members?

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“EXCLUSIVE”… In a shocking move, it’s been circulating that Bravo is in highly sensitive talks with TLC, the channel that produces “reality” shows such as:  “90 Day Fiance” “Extreme Cougars” “19 Kids and Counting” “The Little Couple” “Sex Sent Me … Continue reading

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

TERESA PETE SHEILA TERESA PETE SHEILA COVER

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)