REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA Preview: Phaedra Gotta Pee… Phaedra Lost Her Key!

On the next RHOA:  Phaedra is really pissed at Apollo… literally!  Phaedra leaves the par-tay and sulks off to her and Apollo’s room.  Apollo follows a few minutes later and says “tomato” “tamahto” and “juvial” “jovial” (uh… OK, Apollo!) before finding Phaedra locked outside of her posh Mexican five-star hotel.  A five-star hotel which still requires KEYS to enter your room!  Phaedra ain’t about to say nuthin’ on camera… all she’s sayin’ is that she gotta pee and needs a key! Phaedra will deal with Apollo later.  Phaedra learned all that in Deposition 101…


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SITTING SHIVA SPEAKS!! Will She Be A Beverly Hills Housewife?

MoHamHead’s newest fiancee, SittinShiva, chats about the possibility of becoming a Beverly Hills Housewife…



NOTE:  We liked this chick better…

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RHOBH Reunion: Mean Tweets!!

To get the Housewives “loosened” up before the REAL questions begin… MissAndy asks them about the mean tweets they get!  How interesting that not one of these Housewives talk about the mean tweets they issue!

WHAT!?!?  MissAndy didn’t ask them how big their boobs are… as he did the OC Housewives???   NOTE:  If you missed MissAndy’s questioning of the RHOC’s boobs… see SH June 27, 2012.

NOTE:  The worst we ever called HagfaceKyle, besides “lizard-lip-lickin’ HagfaceKyle,” was “Manhands”… but, never tweeted that to her!  HagfaceKyle got the “Manhands” tweet from someone who obviously read “Kyle Gotz Da Manhands” a 2011 SH item and sent it on to her!    

AND… MissAndy does not like it when you ask him a question!  When MissAndy does not like the question, MissAndy blocks immediately!  After SH asked MissAndy about what was wrong with a DailyNews item, he never answered and blocked SH back in 2012… too close for comfort apparently!!


SH “HIT AND RUN”… Housewives And Other Stuff That We Really Don’t Care About…

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NayNay’s last gasp at bein’ a big Hollywood star and gettin’ outta Haterville will soon get that cancellation notice.  GLEE’s ratings have dipped to a new dismal low…  Hope NayNay uses that private number of TylerPerry!! Kandi Burruss gets her … Continue reading



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We need a breather.   Bravo has done it again… and they did it to the Real Housewives of New York.  Again! How does Bravo expect viewers to be interested at all in the New York franchise when viewers are … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap: S4 Finale… “Are You My Friend?” by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap  “Are You My Friend?” by Sandi Duffy Last episode of a boring season. Everyone is going to the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce party.  Two seasons ago, Kyle didn’t know what a chamber of … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY: Season NINE Preview!! Heather Dull-BRO Gets The Bad Edit!

It’s Vicki, Tamballs and Heather Dull-BRO with “rookie” cast members Shannon Beador and Lizzie Rovsek.  Danielle Gregorio is a part-timer “friend of the Housewives”… and Crooks just won’t go away!

Season Nine of Real Housewives of Orange County premieres on Monday, April 14 at 9.  Heather Dull-BRO gets the bad edit this season…


FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: MO-Ree-C-O’s Cheating Rumors… MO-Reese Says “RHOBH Is A Game” VIDEO

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ORIGINALLY POSTED OCTOBER 25 2013… Yes, HagfaceKyle Richards actually said that she was “blind SIGHTED” by rumors of JohnTurturro’s infidelities!  NOTE:  The correct term is “blind sided”…   HagfaceKyle also said: “He did not deserve to be sucked into this, … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Housewives News That Isn’t That Important…BUT Ya Gotta READ!!

Oxygen Media disguises famous faces in pop culture on the hilarious new hidden camera series “Celebrities Undercover.” The half-hour series will feature two celebrities concealing their true identity with the use of prosthetic make-up to find out what unsuspecting fans … Continue reading


BAD NEWS FOR YODA: New Study… “Is Lyme Disease The Next AIDS”?

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A new study from WholeHealthInsider concludes that many people who THINK they contracted Lyme Disease from a deer tick may be NOT have contracted the disease from a tick, but from sexual contact! For years, Lyme’s disease was thought to … Continue reading


IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… their very predictable phony trash talkin’ antics are BOOOOOORING.  The Housewives create chaos BEFORE their season starts AND when their season is ending…it’s all scheduled and so yawn-worthy. Here’s some stuff that’s goin’ … Continue reading


MissAndy is askin’ for YOUR help in naming the Apollo/Juicy spinoff!!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Season Finale Preview: Who Does Lisa Vanderpump Like Better?

The only good thing to say about this RHOBH preview is that it’s the LAST episode… before being assaulted with the RHOBH reunion shows!


IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted! UPDATED!!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… and it’s been too long since a “What’s Goin’ On In the REAL World” item!! Here’s what’s goin’ on in the REAL world: Sarah Palin was right! ‘After the Russian Army invaded the … Continue reading

NEW SHOW ON BRAVO!! MissAndy Needs YOUR Help!!


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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: All The Housewives Items That We Don’t Care About…

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Adrienne Magoof wants to get engaged to her new boyfriend…  NOTE:  We miss Paul, too! Joanna Krupa, The Real Housewives of Miami star, has reportedly fallen behind on payments on the $725,000 mortgage she has for the property in Encino, … Continue reading


PT HOUSEWIFE: Could This TodayShow Interview BE Any Duller???

PT Housewife visiting with Hoda and KathieLee… PT says nothing that ain’t already known… she’s there to push her book. NOTE:  PT fails to mention that her PoopiePiggy sex-addict Daddy ripped off MaryLouRetton for $1.4 million! PT also fails to … Continue reading


GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!! Housewife Revealed… It’s LemonYoda!!

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Which Housewife has made it perfectly clear that her being on a “reality” show is nothing more than a J-O-B? Are these “reality” shows REALLY the Housewife’s REAL reality? Guess which Housewife said this: “The show is my JOB.  It … Continue reading