Tallmark has obviously gotten some flack about her previous finger-in-mouth billboard ad and has replaced the ad with this one: Maybe Tallmark thought that replacing her finger ad with this shockingly surprised look would eliminate the many questions … Continue reading →
PeterThomas runs his mouth again with a Providence RI TV station. UncleBen did a Tamballs when he said that HE’S the reason for watching the RHOA. In his mind, the RHOA would be nowhere without the HouseHusbands. UH, hate to … Continue reading →
After looking at Tallmark’s new billboard advertising her HouseHusband’s energy product, there are several questions which need some answering! What exactly is “natural energy”? Isn’t “natural energy” an oxymoron? How does one actually bottle this so-called “energy”? Is bottling “energy” … Continue reading →
MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon. Hagface will never find him! Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador… after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading →
Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago. Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!
Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself? Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading →
We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level. The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading →
MissAndy has been downsized! With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading →
Another reason SkanyJo is a moronic Housewife: Skanky took it upon herself to send a public death threat to a girl who’s just tryin’ to get herself a TV show! Kendall Jones is a big game hunter, to which SkankyJo … Continue reading →
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! According to the ever-reliable Housewives mystery source, ROL, guess who’s ALLEGEDLY getting their very own show? ALLEGEDLY because there are NO verifiable sources named in this super-secret spinoff item… If the first person who came … Continue reading →
To back up the story of their “love” as illustrated on the RHONY… and just in time for tonight’s episode… DANA Cody has revealed to TheDish how exactly she met the “love of her life”: How did you and George … Continue reading →
Who could ever forget that one-season “friend” of the OC Housewives who sputtered her drunken line… the line which questioned not only the Housewives world, but the world all around us?? Let’s never forget Sarah’s famous line and Dull-BRO’s “acting” … Continue reading →
On the next RHOC: What a waste of time. These chicks just sit and stare at each other. Tamballs lets loose with her native tongue and spews the F word. You can take Tamballs outta the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto outta Tamballs.
What would the RHONJ be without a scene about Joey Organ’s organ? What would ANY Housewives show be without the fight at a dinner party? Luckily, this dinner par-tay scene will be the last of KomaKathy and her disgusting pervert HouseHusband, RancidRichie. BigGayRosie shows up 30 lbs lighter… maybe BGR can squeeze a spinoff about her weight loss from MissAndy. To round things out, the HouseHusbands get into “disagreements.” Oh yeah… James van Praagh tells Tree something that everyone already knows and lil Gia is featured cryin’ her eyes out for her Daddy. How much lower will Bravo stoop? Never mind…we all know the answer.