BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Housewife?

From CDAN:

This Real Housewife might have a boyfriend and a lot of money but she really wants to move off Housewives and reality into acting…

…so she is hooking up with this B list mostly television actor from a very hit network show because he says he can get her on a scripted show.

NOTE:  Obviously, this irritating talky Housewife has honed her “acting” chops on her failing Housewives show and is preparing to move on… again!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)


Gramballs Gets Naked Wasted For “Spiritual Journey” On RHOC… Gramballs Goes Back To Selling Real Estate!

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From Bravo: “I become a grandmother and take a spiritual journey in my life that I’m excited to share with everyone.” MORE of Gramballs’ naked wasted “spiritual journey”… Part of that journey? Going through a very public and bitter custody … Continue reading


WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MessyGorga’s Pop Star Singing Career??

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We had nothing to report on Teresa Tuesday, so let’s bring back a favorite WhateverWednesday question: Whatever happened to MessyG’s very exciting singing career?  The career which she was born to do?  The career which she worked so hard to … Continue reading


RHOA Reunion Preview: NayNay Goes Ghetto On Kandi… BigDummyCynthia Throws Out False Ratings Numbers

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KimZolciak NayNay, still obnoxious as ever, lets out her ghetto roots as she goes after Kandi…  The ONLY reason the RHOA reunion gets any atten-shun here: BigDummyCynthia throws out an erroneous statement about the ATL ratings.  BigDummyCynthia says that over … Continue reading

Tamballs’ RHOC Story Line…

Ryan’s spinoff Tamballs’ story line for the RHOC’s new season… which premieres June 11:

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 We give Tamballs, her kids and her weak story line 9983636453939937436 Kens!

RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

Which DrunkOtis Wine Would Fly Off The Shelves? LIQUID SKANK By A Landslide!!!

Which DrunkOtis wine would fly off the shelves??

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WHO’S THE HOUSEWIFE? It’s Tamballs!!

This Housewife has kids and grandkids… and a PIT BULL!  Who is it??

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(Thanks “lablover”!!!)

RHONY Preview: Off To LuAnnie’s New House… Ramoaner Moans

FYI to Ramoaner:  The leaves of flowers should never be immersed in water.   




RHONY Preview: WATCH Battle Of Marriages With Ramoaner And Sonja!

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Ramoaner COULD do something about her marriage and finally divorce the cad… IF she wanted.   The financial settlement could be ironed out after the divorce.  We will stick to our original take on Ramoaner/Mario… that their divorce is a … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

It’s “Everything Eileen”!  Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true!  Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:

DrunkOtis should have used one of HFKyle’s lines:


The Change…

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“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special got nastier than ever before, sources tell Us Weekly — and it was Kim Richards who “came in guns blazing.” “The reunion was nuts. It was exhausting for the women and extremely … Continue reading


HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill.  What were they drinking??

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NOTE:  Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store.  Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted.  Really??  The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives!  We smell a pure PR story… 


Does TheAgency Cater To Low IQ Clients?

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Came across DrunkOtis’ fake boyfriend’s great advice at TheAgency! ‘Tis a bit ironic that JonRuiz is giving advice on “keeping your word”!   This short essay by Ruiz was obviously written for low IQ agents… Even WORSE is that fact … Continue reading

DrunkOtis On WWHL: Talks About RHOBH Reunion… Not Really

Another glimpse into the RHOBH reunion show… no info, just a glimpse.

From 2012: RHOBH In Ojai… Shana Does Bare Butt Shot

Whilst searching for another item came across this from 2012.  The moronic RHOBH are doing flips… and Shana does her bare butt shot for MissAndy:



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SH reader “LyndaS” attended the AndyCohen/AndersonCooper show!  Thank you, Lynda for reporting back! I went to the Andy Cohen & Anderson Cooper Tour last night, here in Boston. Held in the Wang center (which Miss Andy mocked the name – … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Atlanta Housewife??

From CDAN:

This married Atlanta Real Housewife was acting anything but the other night.

It looks like she started hooking up with her ex again which is a much much better choice than her current husband.


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(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

EX-Wives On WWHL…

Camille, Adrienne and Shana playing MissAndy’s ridiculous game.  Only mentioned here for Shana’s answer… she would LOVE to get another Bravo contract and, of course, would never want to offend any BH Housewives that could possibly assist her!  Shana chooses the Housewife most like herself…

RHOBH Finale Preview…