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MISS ANDY Says He’s “The BIGGEST Sh*t Stirrer Paid To Do It”

If anyone was surprised by MissAndy’s involvement and instigation of the battle between Kenyan and FrontPorsha while pretending to moderate the Atlanta Reunion Show, you haven’t been reading SH! In this item from June 28, 2012, MissAndy says: “I’m the … Continue reading

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DISRESPECTING MISS WEDNESDAY… Amy Phillips’ New Movie! Go Amy!!!

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Amy Phillips is keeping herself real busy!!  Amy’s been filming “Disrespecting Miss Wednesday”…

“Nick, a New York City Party monster and former “teenage douchebag”, has been kicked out of his Ivy League school, forcing him to return to his dysfunctional family in Orange County, California. From his jumpsuit wearing plastic-surgerized mother Ursula, starring on the hit reality show EX Trophy Wives of Orange County, to his medicinal marijuana trimming younger sister, and her teen dad confederate flag sporting boyfriend Karl; Nick isn’t quite ready to head back to Orange County. A place he spent his entire adolescence trying to escape. In this comedic short, Disrespecting Miss Wednesday explores the relationship between a dysfunctional family and son, while managing to still find humor in all the wrong places.”    MORE at DisrespectingMissWednesday’s FacebookPage and Twitter!

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THE GAY AGENDA CONTINUES…

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Could someone please explain how this… a tweet by a 20-something living in his parents home… promotes any intelligent debate, solves any problems or makes one want to align themselves with this person’s political views?   Your thoughts come first… … Continue reading

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LIFE BELOW ZERO… ALASKA SHOWS OR HOUSEWIVES??

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Am having some issues with the Real Housewives franchises.  Interest in these moronic Housewives has fallen to a new low. To be perfectly honest, am much more excited about the new season of “Life Below Zero” on April 17 than … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS New Franchise PT Housewife SkankyJo AND MORE!

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MissAndy promised that there would be no more WIRE HANGERS! Housewives franchises.  But, there will be another California-based Housewives show!  “Bravo has selected Coronado as the next location to film The Real Housewives of Coronado (RHOC). This is the first … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog… Pump Is Not The ONLY One To Feel Attacked!

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    Well, this is my last blog for Season 4. This Reunion was a particularly difficult one. I had kept so much in for so long that when I finally said what had been on mind for so long, … Continue reading

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RHOA Preview… AND Anonymous Letter About BigDummyCynthia’s HouseHusband

      MediaTakeOut.com, has received an anonymous letter from a woman who claims to have gotten intimate with BigDummyCynthia’s HouseHusband: “My name is Courtney and at first I was gonna keep this to myself as I promised peter but … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Models Ghostwriters Ramoaner Alana AND MORE!!

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  What happens when you’re a “model” and your mother is no longer a Housewife???   You are no longer an “international” model and have to send out “selfies”!     SkankyJo poses in ANOTHER see-through dress.   NOTE:  It’s … Continue reading

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GOOPY GETS GROANS FROM REAL WORKING WOMEN!… VIDEO

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  She’s MORE than a Housewife… she’s GOOPY!!!  And, according to GOOPY, she has it really, REALLY hard!   GOOPY would much rather have one of those “normal” office jobs than being an “actress” that lounges around movie sets waiting … Continue reading

Inside DrunkOtis’ Closet!

DrunkOtis says she has TWO closets… one for clothes already worn and the other for clothes not worn yet.  DrunkOtis must REALLY be poor, because her second closet is just shoes!

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**ALERT, ALERT** WINNER OF THE STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE AWARD!!

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 NOTE:  We’ve been givin’ out Housewives Awards for years!!!   We are fully aware that those interns on up to MissAndy hisself read SH… and we stand by our Awards as the BEST!!!   With that said… let’s not take … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS! SkankyJo LisaPump RHOA Spawn of Tamballs…AND MORE!!!

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SkankyJo is so desperate to be one of the Beverly Hills HWs that she’s carryin’ around a Stella!!!     DrunkOtis LOVES her Stellas!!!   DRUNK OTIS PROMISES THAT SHE’S NOT GONNA BE TWEETING… AS MUCH AS SHE USED TO! … Continue reading

Apollo Says “Everybody Cheats”

On last night’s RHOA:   Big discussion about how EVERYONE cheats… PUH-LEEZE!!  Phaedra says Apollo don’t know what the hell he’s talkn’ about…

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CYNTHIA BAILEY HouseHusband Owes $100,000 Back Rent… Tryin’ To BUY BarOne Property!

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Scammer HouseHusband, spouse of BigDummyCynthia, is trying to purchase the building in which his big business, BarOne, is located. PeterThomas has not paid rent to the owners of the property.  Peter says that he has every right to NOT pay … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Sonja And Her InternTrainees…

MORE of SillySonja and her silly interns…yawn.

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PT HOUSEWIFE Scathing Personal Book Review… PiggyDaddy Has Druggie Kid

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PT Housewife has a few customer reviews at Amazon.com for her book… THIS review seems to have some personal information re PT Housewife… the writer states they’re from Washington DC, where Harry Dubin’s family is from. Harry Dubin is the son … Continue reading

MISS ANDY ANSWERS! He Don’t Know Nuthin’ About Joodice Case… Does NayNay Impression

Diedre, the Nazi Clubhouse phone lady, musta gone on the Austin trip with MissAndy as the audience at SXSW was vetted and questions were efficiently asked and answered.

MissAndy paused when asked the first question:  “Which Housewife is the FAKEST?”  After stumbling for a few seconds… it hit MissAndy that there are NO fake Housewives!  After all, the Housewives franchises are NOT scripted night-time soap operas!!  So, there could be NO fakery!!

MissAndy flew through the rest of the questions, which included his favorite HouseHusband… Apollo (as always!); MissAndy would trade lives with PumpMyStomach because of her closet (riiiiiiiiight!); and MissAndy did a NayNay impression.

BUT, before all that, MissAndy was asked about the TreeJoodice bankruptcy case.  In one of the biggest ever lying-right-through-his-teeth-moments in the history of cable television… MissAndy says that he DOESN’T KNOW SPECIFICS ABOUT THE CASE!  And then, MissAndy throws in the “I’m tryin’ to be very sincere here” lines about how he feels about Tree’s kids and her family!

 

NOTE to MissAndy… “LIES” by Jonathan Butler:

 

 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA Preview: Phaedra Gotta Pee… Phaedra Lost Her Key!

On the next RHOA:  Phaedra is really pissed at Apollo… literally!  Phaedra leaves the par-tay and sulks off to her and Apollo’s room.  Apollo follows a few minutes later and says “tomato” “tamahto” and “juvial” “jovial” (uh… OK, Apollo!) before finding Phaedra locked outside of her posh Mexican five-star hotel.  A five-star hotel which still requires KEYS to enter your room!  Phaedra ain’t about to say nuthin’ on camera… all she’s sayin’ is that she gotta pee and needs a key! Phaedra will deal with Apollo later.  Phaedra learned all that in Deposition 101…