Let’s Compare And Contrast: RHONJ At Grocery Store vs Milania At Corrados

Which is worse?  The RHONJ adult subhumans grocery shopping in Florida in early 2014 or Milania ripping it up at Corrados back in 2011??

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RHONJ Preview: More Of The Same BOOOOORING Story Lines

SaintZenDina shows again why she’s no SaintZenDina…BigGayRosie returns… another scene with OrientalBubbaJax…and viewers are supposed to care about the ridiculous HouseHusbands feud:

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TAKE DR. KELLY MC BRIDE’S RESEARCH STUDY QUESTIONNAIRE

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Dr. Kelly McBride’s fascination with the Housewives and social media continues to grow.  While Dr. McBride is looking forward to presenting in Singapore in two weeks about the RHONJ and their use of social media, Dr. McBride is also looking forward … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM: Who Is Competing To Be The “IT” Girl? Solved!

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Someone associated with one of the Housewives is also going the “reality” show route! “America’s IT Girl” is a new “reality” competition scheduled to air on WE TV next month.  WE’s  “IT Girl” is to be a combination of “Project Runway” … Continue reading

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SH Hit And Run: HOUSEWIVES NEWS ROUNDUP…

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KimZ on her best and worst memories of being on the RHOA… “I really don’t miss the drama, like ‘Oh god, you’re fighting with Nene or whoever’ and I have to be in this specific room and it’s just like…you … Continue reading

RHOC Finale Preview: The Crying Game…

FINALLY… on the final finale of the RHOC:  Crying Housewives and Quagmire calls DavidBeador a very clinical name!

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Tallmark Dumps Finger-In-Mouth Ad… Replaces With Bug Catcher! We Got MORE Questions!

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  Tallmark has obviously gotten some flack about her previous finger-in-mouth billboard ad and has replaced the ad with this one:   Maybe Tallmark thought that replacing her finger ad with this shockingly surprised look would eliminate the many questions … Continue reading

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PeterThomas Does A Tamballs… Says He’s Reason To Watch RHOA! Says Apollo Has 30 Days ‘Til Prison…

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PeterThomas runs his mouth again with a Providence RI TV station.  UncleBen did a Tamballs when he said that HE’S the reason for watching the RHOA.  In his mind, the RHOA would be nowhere without the HouseHusbands.  UH, hate to … Continue reading

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Tallmark’s Bizarro Billboard … So Many Questions!!

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After looking at Tallmark’s new billboard advertising her HouseHusband’s energy product, there are several questions which need some answering! What exactly is “natural energy”? Isn’t “natural energy” an oxymoron? How does one actually bottle this so-called “energy”? Is bottling “energy” … Continue reading

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

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Amy Phillips Does The Housewives… Five-Year WWHL Anniversary

Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago.  Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!

Go on, Amy!!

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A MUST SEE! The Hotwives of Orlando…

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Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself?  Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” … Items We REALLY Don’t Care About

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DrunkOtis with several bruises posin’ for bikini shots

LisaRinna filming RHOBH… Lisa will be a “friend” of the Housewives, NOT a full-time HW.

NayNay’s clothing line will be on HSN later this month...

LeAnn and Eddie did reality show “to take our lives back”

LisaVanderPumpMyStomach and HagfaceKyle shooting RHOBH lunch scene at VillaBlanca

Adrienne and Camille shooting RHOBH… guests at HagfaceKyle’s annual free ad for KimRichard’s future FatBurger son-in-law aka “WhiteParty.”

YolandaHadid Foster STILL has not sold her house...

 (Thanks to SH readers “Lu” “Dave/Brenda” “DennieZen” “anon” “JustN” “cybraxis”  “Lux”  “Nels” “LN” “cmhr” “PDM”!!)

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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RHOC Photo Recap… “LaBombBa”… By SH… Read It!!

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                                                    Everybody do the Pee-Wee!!   Who the hell set up this crap gym?  It … Continue reading

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MissAndy Back In The Closet!! Booted From 30Rock Lux Office…

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MissAndy has been downsized!  With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading

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SkankyJo Sends Death Threat To BigGameGirl Hunter… UPDATE: SkankyJo Denial

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Another reason SkanyJo is a moronic Housewife:  Skanky took it upon herself to send a public death threat to a girl who’s just tryin’ to get herself a TV show!  Kendall Jones is a big game hunter, to which SkankyJo … Continue reading

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RHONY Cast Member Getting Their Own Show… Answer The Poll Question!

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GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! According to the ever-reliable Housewives mystery source, ROL, guess who’s ALLEGEDLY getting their very own show?  ALLEGEDLY because there are NO verifiable sources named in this super-secret spinoff item… If the first person who came … Continue reading