SH EXCLUSIVE!! ANDY COOP DISCOVERS REASON FOR LOADA’S “ILLNESS”!

LOADA JUST HAS A BAD CASE OF … COOTIES!!!

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ALANA’S BEST EVER CHRISTMAS PRESENT… Mommy Got Her A Maybelline Contract!

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Don’t wanna say TOLDJA SO… BUT… After PuffyFaceAlana talks about how “lucky” she feels about getting her “Model of the Year” Award from TheDaily, she spills it about how she REALLY got her “Face of Maybelline” contract. “Well my mom … Continue reading

LOADA CURED… THE AFTERMATH!

LOADA AND KING DAVID WILL STILL GLOBE TROT… BUT, WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT STANDING UP… ALL FOR LYME!!  NO MORE OF THOSE LYMEFACE-IN-BED “STICK AN IV IN ME” SHOTS!!

LOADA FOSTER

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IT’S A MIRACLE!! LymeYoda Has Recovered!!

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Well, isn’t this something!  LymeYoda has suddenly found the strength to pull out that IV and arise from her LymeBed!  LymeYoda or “Loada” because she is simply a LOADA crap when it comes to her fakiness… is now issuing happy … Continue reading

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The REALITY of LymeYoda’s Illness Claims… MD Calls FAKE! “Illness” Does NOT Exist!

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NOTE:  We’ve spoken to several MDs on this subject and know of people who have had LymeDisease, one who died from the disease.  We base our opinion that Yoda doesn’t have LymeDisease on these personal exchanges.  We still stand by … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The EX-Housewife?

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From CDAN: This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return, has seen her earnings take a nose dive.  She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging appearance fees for sex. I’m sure her kid(s) would love … Continue reading

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LYME YODA CONTINUES HER “STICK AN IV IN ME” WORLD TOUR!

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The latest photo issued by LymeYoda!  LymeYoda had the strength to pop in on a Singapore hospital during her worldwide “Stick An IV In Me” Tour… just minutes after posing with KingD showing off that he’s now a judge on “Asia’s … Continue reading

FEBUS SHOW RENEWED… We’re Callin’ BS!

GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!  Another mystery source item.  How much is FEBUS paying to put out this total BS?

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“Manzo’d With Children was renewed by the network recently,” a source close to production revealed to ROL.   “Bravo is planning to begin filming either this month or next.”  NOTE:  The filming schedule is planned well in advance.  If FEBUS’ show was renewed, this “close to production” mystery source would know when filming starts.

“Ratings were really good. Bravo was expecting around 500,000 viewers, but ended up getting over 1,000,000 in one episode! Bravo will be bringing the show back. A production team has begun to seek out advertisers to pay for the series.”   NOTE:  No advertisers for a show allegedly filming within a few weeks? Another clue that FEBUS’ show was ditched.

Caroline Manzo is also reportedly wanted for a Season 7 return to the RHONJ. While she has yet to comment on the rumors, the source said she’d be on board if Bravo was willing to give her a raise.

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“She definitely would return to Housewives if the money is right, and she definitely could handle doing both.”  NOTE:  FEBUS will do anything to keep her and her kid’s bathing in that easy “reality” show money.

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NOTE:  FEBUS is doing her best PR work to keep her name swirling around.  The purpose of this is to measure public opinion and interest.  We’ll believe that FEBUS got a new season of her feeble show when Bravo announces it.  

(Thanks “cmhr” and “JustN”!!)  

 

BLIND ITEM! Who Is The NY Housewife?

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Who’s the Housewife in this blind which proves that no one cares about these moronic Housewives?  Wouldn’t be surprised if the RHONY’s premiere date was “postponed” to an indefinite date…a nice way for Bravo to say “canceled”!

“This now part-time NYC Housewife told a few fans who spotted her that she was far too busy to take a photo with them and that if she took one photo then there would be a MOB.  Umm, there were about 20 people within 100 yards and most of them probably didn’t know or didn’t care.

So, what was so important for the Housewife? Nothing. She went and sat in a car for 20 minutes waiting for a family member who apologized to the fans.”

BIG HINT:  RamoanerSinger was actually spotted storming out of La Guardia baggage claim to an idling car while her daughter waited for luggage.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

TREE TELLS HER STORY… We’ve Heard It All Before!

UNBELIEVABLE… THE PR GAME TO FLIP TREE JOODICE INTO A SOLID CITIZEN WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT BEING A MOMMY CONTINUES!  TREE SEES HERSELF AS A JUDGE ON A COOKING SHOW…

“I wake up every morning and I live for them. My daughters are my world and now you’re going to make me cry.”  Oh Boo-Hoo-Dee-Hoo-Hoo!


(Thanks “anon” “PDM” and “Jozy”!!)

This info is from a former Danbury inmate.  The report stating that Tree entered Danbury with cash and her rosary simply proves what a total dumbass she and/or her advisers are:

  • Cash is not necessary and will be confiscated. It’s best to go in with a US Postal Service money order as they are widely accepted in all prisons (federal and state).  Additionally, don’t let anyone know that you have money. Pretend that you’re poor and penniless. That way there’s no danger of other prisoners trying to extort money from you.  NOTE:  This tip will not work for Teresa!  
  • Don’t trust anyone. That goes for guards, other prison officials, and the person in the cell next door. If someone is being nice to you, ask yourself “What’s in it for her?” They almost always have some hidden motive that you don’t know about. In prison, nothing is free.

The Phony Baloney Wine Toss Scene

The “shocking” producer-induced scene in which Eileen is sprinkled with a few dribbles of DrunkOtis’ leftover wine… hardly enough for a decent stain.  Watch as the highly anticipated wine toss is enacted… they all knew it was coming:

(Thanks “Sloan”!!)

 

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Mystery Email From 2012… Is MissAndy REALLY That Despicably Deranged?… Emailer Claims Andy Cohen Hates Teresa Giudice… How Two Years Have Made A Difference!!

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From December 27, 2012… It’s time to reveal a super-secret email sent to SH about two months ago… October 2012.  SH has kept every word of this email under the veil of secrecy… until now!  If this person is truly … Continue reading

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The Big Stink… Over A Glimpse Of Alana’s Side Boob! Yoda’s Other “Model” Daughter Looks Tortured!

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Yoda’s model daughter showin’ her **GASP** side boob!   A stink over a side boob???  After THESE naked poses?? Yoda’s other “model” daughter looks positively torturously miserable in her latest “modeling” pose: Yoda has slid back comfortably into her LymeBed … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Gives Her Opinions… Who Cares?

‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.”  DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.

We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:

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Talks Between Bravo And TLC Ongoing… Which Housewives Will Guest Star And Which Will Become Permanent Cast Members?

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“EXCLUSIVE”… In a shocking move, it’s been circulating that Bravo is in highly sensitive talks with TLC, the channel that produces “reality” shows such as:  “90 Day Fiance” “Extreme Cougars” “19 Kids and Counting” “The Little Couple” “Sex Sent Me … Continue reading

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WhateverWednesday! Whatever Happened To “Queen Of TV” Nene Jeans, Nene BathRugs?

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Originally posted June 12, 2012   9:25 am   WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NAY NAY’S FASHION TAKEOVER??? All kinda Nene Leakes stuff will be showin’ up in stores across America!  Nene has signed on with Beanstalk “a global brand licensing agency, specializing … Continue reading

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: DrunkOtis And PumpMyStomach 2012 Interview

Whilst searching for highlights from AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey’s GameNight Party, came upon this chat with DrunkOtis And LisaVanderPumpMyStomach from 2012 when they were still on speaking terms.  From watching and listening to this interview, it was pretty clear back than that PMS was getting very irritated with DrunkO.

Notice that BOTH DrunkO and PMS have had MAJOR face work done.  They both look haggified…

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES AND HOUSEHUSBANDS… The Polls

 

HOUSEWIVES… The Polls

Despite the high-fiving when there is a bump in ratings, the Housewives shows have continued to disappoint, stagnate and have lost their idiosyncratic “fun” qualities.  Please leave additional remarks in comments if necessary…

 

 

 

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YOUR OPINIONS NEEDED! Masters Thesis On Housewives…

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SH has been asked to assist one of our international readers in their Housewives research!  His questions would be better answered by as many SH readers/viewers of the Housewives franchises as possible and not strictly the viewpoint of SH.

Therefore, kindly respond in comments to assist…

BACKGROUND…

“Hello. I’m coming to you today because I’m doing a thesis on the Housewives franchise. I’m a French student at Sorbonne in Paris, France. I’m currently doing a master in translation studies in english. Indeed, I would like to be an english translator. I have this class which is about the media in the US and we have to focus on a show (whether it’s an actual show or a reality tv show). So obviously, I chose the Real Housewives. Being a big fan of the franchise, I couldn’t miss this opportunity.

But the problem is I’m not American. And I would need your help, and the help of the SH readers to help me for this thesis. I have several questions I would like you to ask the readers so that I can put the general feeling of the answers (and even some answers that I would like to quote) in the work.”  Signed “M.E.”

IN GENERAL…  he is researching

“the perception of these shows, the core values etc”  

And would like his paper to focus on

“how Bravo manipulates the viewers” 

SPECIFICALLY… your answers to these questions:

  1. WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOWS LOST THEIR “SPARK”?  

  2. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT THE SHOWS WERE NO LONGER WORTH VIEWING?  

  3. IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE LEFT IN ANY OF THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS?   PLEASE EXPLAIN.

NOTE:  As these are broad topics and some words have have been lost in translation, kindly do your best to answer!  Your opinions are appreciated!  

AND…If you have a twitter account, please tweet!!