Crooks Now Officially Living With Vicki…

If one were the skeptical type, one could look at Crooks’ diagnosis as the perfect reason for Vicki OFFICIALLY announcing Crooks’ moving into and getting that home equity stake that he’s been looking for from Vicki.  BUUUUT…we all know that Crooks has been living with Vicki for years…

 

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YOUR OPINIONS NEEDED! Masters Thesis On Housewives…

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SH has been asked to assist one of our international readers in their Housewives research!  His questions would be better answered by as many SH readers/viewers of the Housewives franchises as possible and not strictly the viewpoint of SH.

Therefore, kindly respond in comments to assist…

BACKGROUND…

“Hello. I’m coming to you today because I’m doing a thesis on the Housewives franchise. I’m a French student at Sorbonne in Paris, France. I’m currently doing a master in translation studies in english. Indeed, I would like to be an english translator. I have this class which is about the media in the US and we have to focus on a show (whether it’s an actual show or a reality tv show). So obviously, I chose the Real Housewives. Being a big fan of the franchise, I couldn’t miss this opportunity.

But the problem is I’m not American. And I would need your help, and the help of the SH readers to help me for this thesis. I have several questions I would like you to ask the readers so that I can put the general feeling of the answers (and even some answers that I would like to quote) in the work.”  Signed “M.E.”

IN GENERAL…  he is researching

“the perception of these shows, the core values etc”  

And would like his paper to focus on

“how Bravo manipulates the viewers” 

SPECIFICALLY… your answers to these questions:

  1. WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOWS LOST THEIR “SPARK”?  

  2. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT THE SHOWS WERE NO LONGER WORTH VIEWING?  

  3. IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE LEFT IN ANY OF THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS?   PLEASE EXPLAIN.

NOTE:  As these are broad topics and some words have have been lost in translation, kindly do your best to answer!  Your opinions are appreciated!  

AND…If you have a twitter account, please tweet!!

TAKING A SH DETOUR…GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!

Which Housewife is wearing this cuff and holding this bag??

GUESS

IT’S RAMOANER!!

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Tamballs Was Sad… Big Changes Coming

Tamballs just wasn’t herself all last season of the RHOC!  Tamballs blames her ex-husband for her chronic sadness and the only HW who stood by Tamballs and understood her pain was Dull-BRO.  But, that’s all gonna change because there’s going … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES STUFF

MELISSA GORGA looking over the “no item more than $19.99″ junk jewelry she’ll be selling to her teen “fans”…

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Apollo’s mystery tweet!  Apollo “went away” in September… tweeted October 22.  Is Apollo using Tree’s ghost tweeter?

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Vicki is lovin’ that fan!!

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Crooks somehow equates being a scammer whose name has been dragged through the mud several times with that of being a self-made man!

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Camber has jumped on the $$$ for appearances train!  For $250 a ticket, YOU can attend the SECOND annual fill a need foundation’s gala.  This foundation will assist adults with autism.  IF their promise of a Hamlet comes to fruition, it would be a wonderful environment for autistic adults.  This foundation is listed on Guidestar; however, there is no information available.

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(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)

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PumpMyStomach Talks About TreeJoodice… She’s A WONDERFUL Mother

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PumpMyStomach gives her totally middle-of-road opinion of TreeJoodice.  PMS really says nothing that Tree’s rabid fans won’t just love her for!  Yes, PumpMyStomach barely touches on the fact that Tree knowingly committed a felony, but PMS knows that Tree is … Continue reading

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The Definitive Answer: MissAndy’s Role With The Housewives

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MissAndy’s answer to Question #1 should settle the many who have questioned his role in the Housewives shows: 1) What exactly is your role at Bravo at this point next to hosting WWHL and the reunions? Are you actively involved … Continue reading

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WHO ARE THE CRYING DEMOTED DEJECTED HOUSEHUSBANDS??

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EXCERPTS FROM MISS ANDY’S LATEST BOOK… September 17, 2013 Major housewives drama off screen this week. We are replacing several women in two cities. So far it’s been sad and energizing all at once. Hopefully we are adding life to … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES STUFF…

WENDY SKEWERS FAKE TERESA…

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TERESA’S HAIRDRESSER FINDS THE LAST BOTTLES OF FABELLINI!!

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INSANE!!  DOESN’T TUPELO KNOW CROOKS… AND VICKI??  

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PHAEDRA PARKS GOIN’ ALL BIBLICAL…wonder what Angela Stanton thinks of Phaedra?

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WACKYJACKIECHAN IS STILL RIDING THAT AUTISM STORY LINE… AND STILL PUSHING THAT BLACK CRAP!  

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We’re STILL waiting to see her kid guzzling down a bottle!

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BATHROOM BOBBY FINDS LAWSUIT JIM’S HIDDEN TWITTER LAIR!  Looks somewhat like Dr Evil’s command post!

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HOW OLD ARE THESE KIDS?

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RAMOANER HAD SOME WORK DONE…

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RAMOANER ALLEGEDLY LEFT BFRANKEL’S BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A 25-YR-OLD…this is laughable and is nothing more than a weak story line, and an excuse to be a client of Stanker.  If Ramoaner were really divorcing Mario, the divorce would have been finalized by now.  Watch for a reconciliation announcement…hopefully, there will not be a recommitment ceremony.

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(Thanks “anon” and “JustN”!!)

HOUSEWIVES STUFF…

COME TO YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS…

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BATHROOM BOBBY PROMISES A TELL-ALL VIDEO…A REALLY WELL “PRODUCED” VIDEO!  Which means that there will be no video and Bobby is hoping that everyone forgets about his promise of a tell-all video…

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CAMBER SEEMS TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE TRUTHY VIDEO… 

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BUY MY OLD CDs…PLEASE!!

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JILLZ WAS THERE, BUT WHERE ARE THOSE GREAT FRIENDS OF TRUMP, NAYNAY AND TERESA??

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AAAWWWW… YODA IS STILL TRYING TO PUSH ALANA’S DRUNK SISTER AS A “SUPER MODEL”!  If it weren’t for their mother, neither would be modeling…

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TERESA STOCKING UP ON SUGAR BEFORE BUYING FROM DANBURY COMMISSARY…

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MANAGER (IN THE MIDDLE) AND MOTHERS OF GIA’S GROUP…

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TAMBALLS AND FRIENDS… One EX-Wife and One That Took Ellie’s Spin Classes

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WARNING:  DO NOT GO INTO KIM RICHARDS’ BEDROOM…

Kay Rozario, whom Kim calls her “second mother, says she was in Kim’s bedroom in March when she reached over the bed and Kingsley attacked her, biting through her hand all the way to the bone. The dog also went for her face but she blocked it with her arm, which was also injured.  Rozario tells TMZ … Kim’s first reaction was, “Please don’t tell anyone. I’ll lose my show.”

Paramedics came and wanted to call animal control, but Rozario talked them out of it and said Kim would handle it.  Rozario tells us Kim has refused to pay any of her medical bills. So she’ll file a lawsuit next week.  NOTE:  It’s no wonder Kim’s nephew didn’t want this dog…and pawned it off on her.

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(Thanks “romo” “FLPhil” and “anon”!!)

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Vicki Selling Coto de Caza House… Quick Price Drop! UPDATE: Vicki’s House Back For Sale!

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July 25, 2014… What’s the rush, Vicki? VapidVicki really wants to sell that dump of a house in Coto de Caza! Vicki unsuccessfully tried to sell her house back in 2012 for $2.3 million. Vicki re-listed the property on July … Continue reading

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Which Actress Friend Of MissAndy Hates The Housewives Shows?

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This item is a bit shocking, as Kristen Johnston is/was(?) MissAndy’s friend…whatever their “friend” status is, we applaud Kristen!!!   The Housewives shows have sunk to new levels and are nothing but rotting garbage… no matter in which zip code … Continue reading

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A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE HOUSEWIVES… Contracts May Depict In A “False Light”; Expect No Privacy For Entertainment!

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NOTE:  The item re the creators of the RHOC now looking to be cashing in in its success, prompted another look at this item from SH February 2014: A reporter once asked Scott Dunlop what it felt like to be … Continue reading

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Two Alleged Creators Of The RHOC Just NOW Suing For Royalties

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From TMZ: A legal war just erupted among the co-creators of “Real Housewives” … 2 of them say the 3rd screwed them over royally and cut them out of the royalties. Here’s the backstory. Three guys in the O.C. got … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Housewife?

From CDAN:

This still fairly new East Coast Housewife has learned a little something from Taylor Armstrong Shana.  All of our Housewife’s expensive bags are knockoffs and her jewelry is all fake too.

The good news is she doesn’t have to turn tricks any longer because she is making a decent living on the show.

EAST COAST:  New Jersey, New York, Atlanta…

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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VICKI’S VODKA LAWSUIT UPDATE Part One: Crooks Desperate For Cash… EX-Wife And IRS After Him!

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  The basic background information, according to Crooks and Crooks’ attorney, for the Vicki’s Vodka lawsuit… Crooks is now counter-suing R.Williamson, basically stating that Crooks wasn’t a REAL partner in Vicki’s Vodka, but somehow, despite not being a REAL partner, … Continue reading

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VICKI’S VODKA LAWSUIT UPDATE Part Two: I Have $150 And An AMEX… “Vicki And I Will Be Collateral Damage”

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Crooks the con artiste at work.. via text messages!   “A” = Ayers  “W” =  Williamson  “T” = Torres (Williamson’s girlfriend) Is “Loretta” the hooker which Crooks denies seeing??  She speaks very highly of him!   It seems like Williamson … Continue reading