BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Housewife?

From CDAN:

This Real Housewife might have a boyfriend and a lot of money but she really wants to move off Housewives and reality into acting…

…so she is hooking up with this B list mostly television actor from a very hit network show because he says he can get her on a scripted show.

NOTE:  Obviously, this irritating talky Housewife has honed her “acting” chops on her failing Housewives show and is preparing to move on… again!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

Housewives Never Go Away… They Just Pay Paps For Bikini Shots!

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ANOTHER Housewife who won’t go away!  This HW simply proves that the only requirement for being a ‘model’ is from the neck down…

I AM A MODEL... REALLY!!

I AM A MODEL… REALLY!!

(Thanks “VillageMutt”!!)

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Vicki’s Selling Tips…Have A Shredding Party! Crooks Spotted!!

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Vicki has FIVE top selling tools, which she has shared with RetirementAdvisorMagazine.  Number four is the most interesting!!  Have a shredding party… 4. Plan regular client appreciation events. We actually do two a year. One of them is a cruise. … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The West Coast EX-Housewife?

From CDAN:

“This former west coast Real Housewife who would love to be famous again…

…hooked up with this married A- list mostly television actor who can never get a network show to stick.”

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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The WORST Item Of The Day: Gramballs’ Boob Jobs… “It’s A LIFESTYLE Thing…”

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In preparation for the premiere of the RHOC, the PR items will be streaming out … when the premiere date closes in, the items will be flooding in.  Usually, the items pertain to the ridiculous story lines which the producer … Continue reading

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Crooks’ Cryptic Tweets…

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Less than six months ago, Crooks was well and tweeting from a DenverNuggets game. Crooks’ latest cryptic tweet … Crooks’ earlier cryptic tweet…    Interestingly, Crooks and @vgunvalson have not been sharing and/or retweeting each other’s tweets for quite a … Continue reading

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Housewives Guide To Their Day Off Looks…

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Jeffrey Slonim from AllureMagazine asked the Housewives about their preferred look during their down time.  The answers from these “highly educated” low IQ Housewives showed that some of them didn’t even understand the question. Bethenny Frankel (The Real Housewives of New … Continue reading

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GullibleVicki And The ScammerPsychic…

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It’s incredible that TheDoctors permitted a psychic quack to be featured on their show.  However, TheDoctors IS produced by DrPhil DrPhil’s son, so maybe featuring a psychic is not so incredible. The fawning over this quack by these so-called educated … Continue reading

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EX-OC Housewives Alexis And Lydia Opine On Upcoming Season Of OC…Not Falling For Gramballs Finding Jesus!

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Alexis Bellino and Lydia McLaughlin react to the upcoming season of the RHOC while at the RealityTV Awards event.    MORE about the ThirdAnnualRealityTVAwards HERE. They both have their doubts about Gramballs finding Jesus. Alexis defends Crooks’ cancer diagnosis… says … Continue reading

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Gramballs Gets Naked Wasted For “Spiritual Journey” On RHOC… Gramballs Goes Back To Selling Real Estate!

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From Bravo: “I become a grandmother and take a spiritual journey in my life that I’m excited to share with everyone.” MORE of Gramballs’ naked wasted “spiritual journey”… Part of that journey? Going through a very public and bitter custody … Continue reading

RHOC Season Ten Preview: Gramballs Gets Baptized…Crooks’ Suspicious Cancer Diagnosis… New Housewife Meghan… Vicki Flails On The Floor… All The Same As Last Season

The RHOC returns June 8 at 9 pm…

NOTE:  Allegedly… ALLEGEDLY… Bravo is in hot water (with Vicki supposedly) because they released the OC ad showing Vicki’s reaction to her mother’s death on Mother’s Day.  PUH-LEEEZE!!  WHEN was Bravo ever sensitive to anyone’s personal issues??

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Crooks The Womanizer, Crooks The Cancer Survivor … Crooks’ Ex Can Tell You How Many “Cancers” Has Crooks Had!

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In the upcoming season of the RHOC, Crooks is questioned about his diagnosis of non-Hodgkins Lymphoma.  One of the Housewives’ casts doubt upon his claim!  For good reason… Crooks has told several of his past relationships that he’s had various … Continue reading

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EX-Housewife OC Lydia: “Chance” Encounter Helped Decision To Be OC HW… Decision To Quit By HWs Saying “If You Don’t Need The Money…Don’t Do The Show!”

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Once a Housewife, they never really go away.  One-season-OCLydia has even written a book about her Housewife experience.  Lydia isn’t spilling any proprietary secrets about her stint, but she does tell TheBlaze why she signed up and what helped her … Continue reading

RHOC Season Preview Ad: “Who Would Lie About Cancer?”

It sounds like the other OC Housewives have been questioning Brooks’ cancer diagnosis.  Dull-BRO makes the comment, “who would lie about cancer?”
Have they been reading SH??  

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SHANNON BEADOR: OC Housewife’s Crystal Cove House For Sale… UPDATE: Price Reduction!

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YOU can buy OC Housewife’s Shannon Beador’s Newport Beach house for only $13,498,000… that is HALF the asking price for Yoda’s lemon house!  A bargain!! Unlike Yoda’s lemon house, you’ll have to pay those nasty fees to a Homeowner’s Association if … Continue reading

Blind Item: Guess The Housewife!

From CDAN:

This B+ list Real Housewife from out of town was at a party last night and talked to this recently kicked off network reality star about doing a reality show together about dating each other.

The network reality star says he is engaged.

The Housewife then asks why he was hitting on so many women and trying to hook up with them at the party.  

(Thanks “Chameleon”!!)

Shocking! Housewives Admit To Plastic Surgery!

An example of how the Housewives are running out of anything new.  An “expose” of Housewives who have been plasticized!  “Gee, we didn’t know that”… said no one.

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Gramballs Gets Robot Baby!

Whatchu Talkin’ Bout Crooksy??

Crooks Ayers has recovered enough from his “life threatening” illness to tweet the following.  TrickyVicki usually retweets Crooks’ profound life lesson tweets and all his other junk… but, not this one!!   Did Crooks get a look at GrammaTamballs’ new Bravo contract??

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RHOC Cast Photo… New OC Housewife, Meghan Edmonds… At WhiteParty! Has Anyone Told HFKyle??

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What’s the deal with the Housewives wearing all white??   They had a season finale WHITE Party!!  Gramballs designates June 10 as the premiere date for another visit to the dark side of OC.  Josh Hamilton’s wife has been either … Continue reading