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WHY, SONJA?? WHY?? SonjaMorgan Displays Her Fashions At NY FashionWeek

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How many Housewives who are “designing” clothes will this make?  Sonja Morgan is the latest Housewife in the “BUY MY STUFF” category who thinks she’s a fashion designer. The RHONY were there to laugh at Sonja’s designs support Sonja’s new … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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WHO’S THE HOUSEWIFE?? It’s EyeD… Who Has Bad Taste In Footwear!!

GUESS

IT’S EILEEN!!

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The OTHER Smelly Housewife?

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Real Housewives of Miami veteran Joanna Krupa has slapped Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville with a lawsuit, after Glanville allegedly accused Krupa of having smelly private parts, but in fact…

It’s a different HOUSEWIFE that has a hygiene problem!

“All the ladies can smell it.

Even the crew have complained about the smell,” a top source tells NaughtyGossip.

“She has been told about the problem and the fact that she needs to wear knickers many, many times.”

This lady is known for her love of younger man, and partying!   But these days the smell is making everyone run for the hills!

(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Scammin’ Housewife?

From CDAN:

This Real Housewife is running a scam which involves getting old people to leave her everything they own.  

She has them leave the property to a friend of hers who then gives it to the Real Housewife.

Four people so far.

NOTE:  The scammin’ Housewife would have to know legalities and will preparation to accomplish this scam…

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

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A Picture Says A Thousand Words For The RHONY…

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NOTE:  This item would be passed over… except for the story told in these photos!  Pictures… from this PR item …say a thousand words.   BLEEEECH! BFrankel shows that she is totally detached from the other NY Housewives.  The Housewives don’t look … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

LuAnnie Doing Pre-Season PR For RHONY: BFrankel is Great… CountessLuann Still Talks With JillZ; Not Silex

We give LuAnnie’s stab at ginning up some interest in her crappy Housewives RHONY franchise and in BFrankel’s return 88936465355354 Kens…

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS HAS GOALS!! Wants Her Own Talk Show… Talks Teresa!

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From GossipGirl… DrunkOtis wants to have her own talk show… DrunkO thinks she’s another ChelseaHandler.  Actually, DrunkO IS like crude, rude Handler.   Isn’t DrunkO busy pushing her new wine line??  The best part of this interview with DrunkO??  She’s … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Look Inside! Shane Keough…SkankyJo… LuAnn Crowing About RHONY… Alana Eats A Burger…KimRichards TV Show “Where’s Larry” …Mohamed Hadid Sued…Tamballs In 80’s Dance Video!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

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IT’S ALL POLITICAL… YOU WILL DIE!! AND… LuAnnie Is An Idiot

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Is there nothing that has not yet been affected by politics?   Frankly, it disturbs many to see our leaders waste their time advancing their political agendas by making guest appearances on talk shows, as if they didn’t have anything … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Which EX-Housewife Sleeps With Editors For Pap Shots?

From CDAN:

This SINGLE former Real Housewife who might be coming back has been sleeping with two different editors in return for them buying her pap shots on a regular basis. She wants to stay in the public eye.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who Are These RHONY Housewives?

From CDAN:

This NYC Housewife and “kind of” Housewife share a lover and have shared in the same bed too.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

PT Housewife Newest Quotes…

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“In my real life, have I ever thrown anything? Never. Would I ever do that in real life? No. But there were several cameras around me, and was I thinking about making a show and be entertaining? Yes, absolutely.”  NOTE:  Hmmmm… so, the Housewives shows make up scenes for entertainment purposes and not simply showing the Housewives “real” lives??   Someone please tell HagfaceKyle!!

“I can live with not being a good reality star, I’m okay with that. It was a business decision, and I’m sure [Cohen] made the right decision, and it didn’t really change my life one way or another.”  NOTE:  Then why jump into another “reality” show… MarriageBootCamp?   

“There was one sex day at boot camp. And we were asked to take puppets and act out our own sex life. Can you imagine [having your kids see that]?  There was no way that I could have that on Google for my children to see forever. There’s no way, so it’s going to come off like we’re complete prudes and I’m okay with that.”  NOTE:  PT Housewife is only NOW concerned with what her kids can access via the internet… especially with seeing PT’s poopy piggy sex addict daddy!

 

SONJA FINDS A GUY… For TV Purposes ONLY!

SonjaTMorgan was on TheStanker’s show last night and picked herself some guy that can cook.  NOTE:  This horrible phony baloney show, which drags in every Bravo-related person, is still on simply because Stanker was one of MissAndy’s first picks as a Bravo producer.  This show, like the Housewives shows, is hanging on by a frayed string.  As for Sonja, can’t blame her for agreeing to participate… she needs the money! 

(Thanks “gurlfriend” …for the reminder!!!)

New Bravo-Inspired Cards! Send To Your Favorite Housewife!

Suggested Recipients:   Housewives, Housewives Fans or anyone who aspires to be just like a Housewife!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” CALL THE PAPS! And MORE!

KooKooKelly is alledgely returning to the RHONY to confront BFrankel about their Scary Island trip… who cares.

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Sarah Palin gets knocked mercilessly for her kid at the sink…

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It’s totally acceptable for this Ellen viewer…

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Somehow it was destiny…

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Don’t graffiti anywhere near “TheBasin”!!

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Vicki now competing with Tamballs for being OC CatWoman!

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Jumpin’ on the Teresa prison train…

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The amazing LymeYoda…

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To be fair to Yoda’s ALIEN HANDS… ManHands!

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Looks like the cute one in the girl group has been ostracized… 

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Yes… there are rabid fans who are really sending their hard-earned money to a FELON.  Teresa and her fellow inmates are having a good laugh… 

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Time off for “good behavior” by keeping busy making Fabupruno … and more time off for paying prison guards $500 a month with extra money sent in by her rabid fans.  Tree will be out by August 2015!

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The IndianLane house has had another price cut!  Now yours for only $2.9 million!  Listed originally for $3,999,000…

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"REDONE" HOUSES ARE SKEEEEEVY!!!

“REDONE” HOUSES ARE SKEEEEEVY!!!

BLIND ITEM! Who’s This Delusional Housewife Who’s Peddling A Sex Tape?

Get ready for a new sex tape from another Real Housewife… because DanielleStaub’s stab at a sex tape did wonders for her financially!  

“She is in debt and owes over $100,000.  She thinks the tape would pay that off.  She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the same time.”

Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video and can reveal that it is NASTY!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)  

NOTE:  Unfortunately for this misguided Housewife, her sex tape would hardly cover the $100,000 she owes.  Ask Danielle… DanielleStaub filed for bankruptcy in 2012 after her sex tape.   Claudia says it’s not her!

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