RHONY Episode One Preview… yawn.
Tallmark, another aging model friend of aging model DrunkOtis’, gets diamond earrings from her HouseHusband. Toldja that Tallmark was a NY edition of DrunkOtis… BLEEEEEEECH! Where the hell did this chick “model”? Would advise Tallmark to stick with Hallmark! This is part of the RHONY premiere episode… boring.
NOTE: If you don’t know nuthin’ about Tallmark or her HouseHusband, who is on the show to push his EBoost crap… here’s everything you would ever want or need to know about the Taekmans.
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This is a con-veeeeen-e-ent use of a totally made up dispute if there ever was one! Allegedly, according to TMZ, lawyer’s letters are flying between Eddie and DrunkOtis about the long-ago alleged overpayment to DrunkOtis by Eddie: Brandi’s lawyer, Ron Rale, … Continue reading
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Housewives stuff that we really couldn’t be bothered with during the past few days…and don’t deserve further atten-shun: PhelonPhaedra Parks is speaking at AlabamaStateUniversity to talk about “the steps that she has taken in life to reach her current platform.” … Continue reading
MobWives’ fourth season finale is tomorrow on VH1. This site doesn’t normally pay atten-shun to MobWives, but couldn’t resist their discussion on today’s KathieLee and Hoda! The MobWives were asked about those Housewives “fights”…
Drita explained: ’The Real Housewives fights are not fights to me. To me, that’s just the way we talk on the phone. Nobody’s bleeding, and there’s no limbs that are broken. It’s kind of like, that’s not a fight.”
As we all know, the Housewives… in particular those Housewives who NEED that Bravo paycheck… must keep themselves relevant. How do they achieve that goal? One way to reach KeepMeRelevantRoad is to make bizarre statements.
This one from DrunkOtis… in which she says bein’ an A-Hole is a “fun thing”!!
The LA dating pool is so small and everyone that is anyone is dating a twenty-year-old supermodel and it’s difficult. It’s not easy to say, “Oh guess what, I’m over 40 and I have kids.” You know what I mean? It’s like, “Oh, welcome … and I’m an asshole on TV, so do you want to hang out?” And I’m an asshole in general, in real life – but I think it’s a fun thing.
DrunkOtis is now claiming that her now-married-to-LeAnnRimes EX-husband, Eddie Cibrian, is suing HER for child support. There are no documents to verify this statement… but, it’s great for PR!!
NOTE: Now that DrunkOtis has everyone’s atten-shun with her startling assertion about Eddie… she makes sure that you know where she’s gonna be sellin’ her book!
NOTE: Another way to reach the “KeepMeRelevantRoad” are the required pose-in-a-bikini shots… which the Housewife PAYS the photog to take! WretchedRossi used to be the Queen of the bikini shots, but Wretched’s bikini shots have stopped when Wretched got the boot notice from Bravo! SkankyJo Krupa has taken over the bikini shot crown from WretchedRossi.
However, PT Housewife issues bikini shots about once a week… her latest BLEEEECH bikini shots here. Note to PT: No one wants to see you in a bikini…
(Thanks to SH readers “romo” “GF” “anon” and “URG”!!!)
Bravo is pullin’ out all the stops in preparation for the sixth season of the RHONY!
Will the addition of Kristen “Tallmark” Taekman be the answer to the RHONY’s sagging viewer interest? OR… will Kristen’s presence and her much-publicized friendship with DrunkOtis be a detriment?
The RHONY Season Six intro…
EX-Housewife from Miami, FemBot Lisa Hochstein, now has something to do. The Miami Preservation Board has given up the fight to keep the Hochstein’s historical house … the Hochsteins will be tearing down.
Pauler Deen is makin’ a comeback! YAY, Pauler!!
Bruce Jenner’s HS photos… yes, he would make a good looking girl even back then! KrisJenner says Bruce will be back on the Kartrashian show. Bruce/Brigitte will be playing the nosy transgender neighbor…
As if you didn’t know… the RHOBH (except DrunkOtis and DumbJoyce) are in the new LadyGaga video.
Yes, Bravo now has Housewives awards. We’ve been doin’ Housewives awards for years! Wonder if they have the “Stoopidest Housewife” Award??? MissAndy said in 2012 that he’s the biggest SH*T stirrer and he loves gettin’ paid to do it!
Since Valentine’s Day is approaching, thought it only fitting to slip this in… MissAndy says that he would NOT date DrunkOtis! After all that face lickin’ she did on MissAndy’s father…would think DrunkO would be a fav date!
MissAndy played the word association game with DrunkOtis and NoBrainJennyGump on last night’s WWHL. Give points to MissAndy for slipping in “WoodyAllen”; however, that one was either intentionally ignored by DrunkOtis or she just didn’t get the association! That “I wish I were molested as a child” by DrunkOtis has been completely swept under the rug!
DrunkO’s word associated with Giggy is “medicated”… DrunkO also says that she gets her sneakiness from LisaVanderPumpMyStomach.
OH joy… look who crashes the par-tay… it’s Carole Radziwill doing her pre-season RHONY PR duty! OH, and don’t forget to BUY HER BOOK!