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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

PT Housewife Newest Quotes…

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“In my real life, have I ever thrown anything? Never. Would I ever do that in real life? No. But there were several cameras around me, and was I thinking about making a show and be entertaining? Yes, absolutely.”  NOTE:  Hmmmm… so, the Housewives shows make up scenes for entertainment purposes and not simply showing the Housewives “real” lives??   Someone please tell HagfaceKyle!!

“I can live with not being a good reality star, I’m okay with that. It was a business decision, and I’m sure [Cohen] made the right decision, and it didn’t really change my life one way or another.”  NOTE:  Then why jump into another “reality” show… MarriageBootCamp?   

“There was one sex day at boot camp. And we were asked to take puppets and act out our own sex life. Can you imagine [having your kids see that]?  There was no way that I could have that on Google for my children to see forever. There’s no way, so it’s going to come off like we’re complete prudes and I’m okay with that.”  NOTE:  PT Housewife is only NOW concerned with what her kids can access via the internet… especially with seeing PT’s poopy piggy sex addict daddy!

 

SONJA FINDS A GUY… For TV Purposes ONLY!

SonjaTMorgan was on TheStanker’s show last night and picked herself some guy that can cook.  NOTE:  This horrible phony baloney show, which drags in every Bravo-related person, is still on simply because Stanker was one of MissAndy’s first picks as a Bravo producer.  This show, like the Housewives shows, is hanging on by a frayed string.  As for Sonja, can’t blame her for agreeing to participate… she needs the money! 

(Thanks “gurlfriend” …for the reminder!!!)

New Bravo-Inspired Cards! Send To Your Favorite Housewife!

Suggested Recipients:   Housewives, Housewives Fans or anyone who aspires to be just like a Housewife!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” CALL THE PAPS! And MORE!

KooKooKelly is alledgely returning to the RHONY to confront BFrankel about their Scary Island trip… who cares.

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Sarah Palin gets knocked mercilessly for her kid at the sink…

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It’s totally acceptable for this Ellen viewer…

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Somehow it was destiny…

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Don’t graffiti anywhere near “TheBasin”!!

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Vicki now competing with Tamballs for being OC CatWoman!

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Jumpin’ on the Teresa prison train…

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The amazing LymeYoda…

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To be fair to Yoda’s ALIEN HANDS… ManHands!

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Looks like the cute one in the girl group has been ostracized… 

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Yes… there are rabid fans who are really sending their hard-earned money to a FELON.  Teresa and her fellow inmates are having a good laugh… 

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Time off for “good behavior” by keeping busy making Fabupruno … and more time off for paying prison guards $500 a month with extra money sent in by her rabid fans.  Tree will be out by August 2015!

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The IndianLane house has had another price cut!  Now yours for only $2.9 million!  Listed originally for $3,999,000…

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"REDONE" HOUSES ARE SKEEEEEVY!!!

“REDONE” HOUSES ARE SKEEEEEVY!!!

BLIND ITEM! Who’s This Delusional Housewife Who’s Peddling A Sex Tape?

Get ready for a new sex tape from another Real Housewife… because DanielleStaub’s stab at a sex tape did wonders for her financially!  

“She is in debt and owes over $100,000.  She thinks the tape would pay that off.  She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the same time.”

Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video and can reveal that it is NASTY!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)  

NOTE:  Unfortunately for this misguided Housewife, her sex tape would hardly cover the $100,000 she owes.  Ask Danielle… DanielleStaub filed for bankruptcy in 2012 after her sex tape.   Claudia says it’s not her!

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BLIND ITEM! Who Is The NY Housewife?

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Who’s the Housewife in this blind which proves that no one cares about these moronic Housewives?  Wouldn’t be surprised if the RHONY’s premiere date was “postponed” to an indefinite date…a nice way for Bravo to say “canceled”!

“This now part-time NYC Housewife told a few fans who spotted her that she was far too busy to take a photo with them and that if she took one photo then there would be a MOB.  Umm, there were about 20 people within 100 yards and most of them probably didn’t know or didn’t care.

So, what was so important for the Housewife? Nothing. She went and sat in a car for 20 minutes waiting for a family member who apologized to the fans.”

BIG HINT:  RamoanerSinger was actually spotted storming out of La Guardia baggage claim to an idling car while her daughter waited for luggage.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Kevin Hart was paid $2 million to send out this tweet promoting the Denzel Washington film The Equalizer. NOTE:  Why is KevinHart’s $2 million tweet of any interest to HWs readers?  As an example of WHY the Housewives buy followers. … Continue reading

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Ramoaner’s New Restaurant In Tribeca…

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It’s no longer a rumor… Ramoaner is now officially a part owner of a restaurant. Ramona Singer is a partner with Peter Guimaraes in AOA Bar & Grill at 35 Sixth Ave. in Tribeca, Side Dish can reveal. Singer, now single … Continue reading

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Talks Between Bravo And TLC Ongoing… Which Housewives Will Guest Star And Which Will Become Permanent Cast Members?

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“EXCLUSIVE”… In a shocking move, it’s been circulating that Bravo is in highly sensitive talks with TLC, the channel that produces “reality” shows such as:  “90 Day Fiance” “Extreme Cougars” “19 Kids and Counting” “The Little Couple” “Sex Sent Me … Continue reading

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RHONY New Season BORING! All Housewives On Good Behavior To Protect Their “Brands”!

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NOTE:  The ONLY reason the RHONY was not canceled was BFrankel agreeing to come back on the show.  The RHONY is now officially dead… because of MissAndy’s friend, BFrankel. Sources tell Confidenti@l that the filming of “The Real Housewives of … Continue reading

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BLEEECH! Frankel Causing Huge Problems On RHONY… MissAndy Took $$$ From Luannie and Ramoaner To Pay Frankel’s $250K PER Episode Salary Demand!

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Bethenny Frankel seems to have forgotten how to be a “Housewife” during her absence from the reality show. Confidenti@l is told that the returning star of the “Real Housewives of New York” — who’s not actually a Housewife anymore — … Continue reading

SH “Hit And Run”…

OOPS!!!  This is going on now!!  Hurry if you want to see the NJ Twins!

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Teresa and her four beautiful dawters hang out with Kim Zolciak NayNay…

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The CelebrityApprentice PR photo… DrunkOtis totally eclipsed by Kenyan!!!

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Tree lighting with the Gorgas… Melissa was not invited to lip sync sing!!

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DrunkOtis hangs out with HeatherT and Tallmark…  WHAT!?!? No EBoost product placement??

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PT Housewife on the only “reality” show which would take her… and her HouseHusband:

(Thanks “Chris”!!!)

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

SH HIT AND RUN: Sonja, Cindy ClipClopBipBopBarshop And The Duggars…

What happened to Sonja’s face???

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Does HorndogJimBob and J’Chelle have to be everywhere with their newly wedded kids?  Hey, Duggars… they’re past the hand-holding stage and don’t need chaperones!

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Completely Bare, the waxing and laser hair removal salon founded by former Real Housewives of New York cast member Cindy Barshop more than 16 years ago, has rebranded and is under new management after it was revealed that the 50-year-old is busy focusing on other projects.

Justin Joffe, CEO of the newly re-launched chain said that while Cindy is no longer a part of the day-to-day management team, she will still take an active interest in the running of the new Spruce & Bond salons.

NOTE:  In other words, those rumors were true!  Cindy WaterCooler FerrisBeuller YardstickRuler ChristmasYuler AprilFooler MakeAFace InARace EnglishLace SnailsPace WithoutATrace MakeYourCase ItsADisgrace StolenBase SpraySomeMace BirdSong That’sWrong Men’sThong EricaJong BangAGong ExtraLong DingDong PingPong DonkeyKong KitchenTong WaterBong CrockPot MissedAShot It’sTooHot OnTheDot ArmyCot BonMot RootRot IHop ThanksALot PotatoCrop FlamingFlop DripDrop DripDry OnTheFly InYourEye MyOhMy WhattaGuy BreatheASigh MarbleRye GiveItATry NellieBly IDie FrenchFry That’sNoLie PreppyTie Slingin’Hash MishMash EyeLash YouzTrash HeGottaRash JustPayCash StaceyDash BigBravoBash ShanaTraylorTrash WhateverIS BROKE!!!

From 2011:

When Cindy Barshop got cast as the newest member of Real Housewives of New York, she was riding on her relationship with Jill Zarin to keep her on the show for years to come. She became greedy for fame, and as soon as she received her first paycheck from Bravo, she decided to use that money as collateral for loans to open 5 more of her Completely Bare Spas in various cities across the country. Well, both her and Jill got the boot and now Cindy will NOT be receiving more paychecks from Bravo. Therefore, Ms. Barshop has defaulted on her loans and has closed down 4 of those 5 Spas. All were open for less than a year.

Her Beverly Hills Spa was shut down by building owner (who also shares office spaces with Dr. Ray 90210) after she didn’t pay rent for 3 months. 2 locations in NYC (owned by LA Sports Club-soon to be Equinox) also kicked her out of their buildings after she didn’t pay rent.

Currently, the 5th Avenue spa supplier will not even deliver supplies because she owes them $7,000. The employees there say things have turned for the worse, and some cannot even receive the full amount of theirpaychecks b/c they are too high for the “budget”.

So what now? In a last ditch effort to save her Spas (and get MORE fame) Cindy has decided to create her OWN Reality Show that follows her and her team of waxers as they face the challenging task of removing body hair. She is funding the show with money she doesn’t even have, when she SHOULD be paying her bills! She can’t afford spa supplies or to pay her employees, yet she can pay a camera man named Justin to try and make her famous?”  NOTE:  The cameraman took over the spas!!

(Thanks “anon” and “VillageMutt”!!!)

HOUSEWIVES AND HOUSEHUSBANDS… The Polls

 

HOUSEWIVES… The Polls

Despite the high-fiving when there is a bump in ratings, the Housewives shows have continued to disappoint, stagnate and have lost their idiosyncratic “fun” qualities.  Please leave additional remarks in comments if necessary…

 

 

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s Christmas Dinner With The RHONY… Starring PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)