The SO SEXY Event… LuAnnie Shows Up With Harry Dubin!

THE SEXY… at OK Magazine’s “SoSexy” event.  Even Harry Dubin was there!!

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! Sonja Will Work At McDonalds!

Sonja will gladly work at MickeyD’s for a whole year… but, there’s a condition!!  Sonja will only be a burger flipper if she can pay off her lawsuit..

RHONY Dance Off At The Borgata

If you missed it, this is the required dance scene from last night’s RHONY.  Carl says with the body she has, she should have chosen to be a stripper.  Has anyone told Carl that she can still make that career choice??  And Sonja gets slammed again by Crankles…

LuAnnie Calls A TwitterTruce With Carl … Wants To “Move On” To Be In A “Better Place”

Luannie says that her twitter trash talk with Carl is over.   We knew Luannie and Carl couldn’t keep up the amusing trash tweeting about Carl’s phony baloney fry cook boyfriend… who will be dumped before the RHONY reunion show as all phony HWs boyfriends are… for much longer: 

IT'S ALL FOR THE SHOW…

IT’S ALL FOR THE SHOW…

RHONY Crankles Advises Sonja… Sonja Don’t Need No Advice!

If only Sonja could move on from her Chapter 11 bankruptcy!!  Aside from the bankruptcy, Crankles tells Sonja that she must love herself… gag.

RHONY Preview: Send In The Clowns… And Feed Them!

The clown is bizarre…weird… strange…

RHONY Preview…

Crankles mother didn’t want to have kids…no wonder there are mother/daughter issues:

RHONY Preview: Carole Shuts Down LuAnnie… Crankles Shuts Down Sonja

Carole needs acting lessons and Crankles needs some professional help.  ALL these chicks need more than a Xanax… 

Better than Xanax… here’s the Countess on a camel:

 

 

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Ramoaner Rattled By Mario Divorce Grab

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From NYDailyNews: “Real Housewives of New York” star Ramona Singer is caught in the middle of a messy divorce from husband Mario, who is trying to take her to the cleaners. But friends of the embattled reality star say not … Continue reading

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Crankles Divorce: Must Pay “WhiteTrash” Ex $26K A Month Plus $100K Atty Fees

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From PageSix: Bethenny Frankel is raving mad that she makes 50 times her estranged husband’s salary—because it means she has to pay him more than $26,000 a month plus another $100,000 in lawyer fees. The ruling comes after Frankel and … Continue reading

The RHONY On Who Has The Most Explaining At Reunion Show…

To get viewers to continue watching their sinking ship and to pique interest in the RHONY reunion show, the HWs explain from which HW they want answers: 

The phony boyfriend story line and future reunion questions get 999999444444 Kens!

Tips On How To Pick Up NY Housewife…

THEY APPEAR TO BE SERIOUS… 

Since LuAnnie is trying her hardest to be serious, here’s the Countess On A Camel…

Blind Item: Guess The Housewife!

From CDAN:

This B+ list Real Housewife from out of town was at a party last night and talked to this recently kicked off network reality star about doing a reality show together about dating each other.

The network reality star says he is engaged.

The Housewife then asks why he was hitting on so many women and trying to hook up with them at the party.  

(Thanks “Chameleon”!!)

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Sonja’s New ‘BuyMySTUFF!’ Lifestyle Brand Site: Selling Fashion And Jewelry… Sonja Don’t Need Crankles’ Help!

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Crankle’s offer to help Sonja with her new fashion business looks like it might backfire, as they go at it in their BravoBlogs… “On the one hand, I’m really grateful to have a girlfriend who is open minded and really wants … Continue reading

Shocking! Housewives Admit To Plastic Surgery!

An example of how the Housewives are running out of anything new.  An “expose” of Housewives who have been plasticized!  “Gee, we didn’t know that”… said no one.

 

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The Tweets…

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Isn’t she special?? And such a sophisticate!!  A real woman of letters!   The ridiculous feud between LuAnnie and CaroleR over some guy who can grill a steak.  How cute that LuAnnie hired someone to tweet for her!   LuAnnie … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Crankles Tells Sonja She Needs Help

It takes a psycho to know a psycho… Crankles tells Sonja that she needs help.   Apparently, Bravo has made Crankles the RHONY therapist!  It’s simply amazing how many character flaws can be ignored when one reportedly has money… 

Takin’ A Tour Of Dorinda’s Apartment…

Dorinda… all furs and glitter!!  And a doorter who “borrows” a lot of her stuff…

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CaroleR And AlanThicke On WWHL… And MissAndy’s Agenda

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MissAndy… totally uninformed.  The calls into WWHL are carefully handpicked by Nazi Diedre and her crew; the questions are screened and molded into words which will then be passed on to MissAndy.  Most of the time, the original question is … Continue reading

CaroleR Says Luannie Is A Hater and Liar…

Carole… who definitely had some dental work done… tells her side of the lame LuAnnie’s niece breakup story.  Carole says that LuAnnie is not particular about her dating requirements…

For some needed comic relief waaay far away from the HWs bellicose behavior… LuAnnie on a camel:

RHONY Preview: Stop The Car… Crankles Needs To Pee

The Housewives shows are becoming so utterly boring that the producers aren’t even trying any more.  The Housewives producers delve into more redundancy by replicating Crankles bathroom scene… this time stopping by the side of the road while on the way to Atlantic City.  Ramoaner further denigrates herself or is trying to get on the good side of stah of the show, Crankles, by copying Crankles.

We give this preview 9984994756634333333333 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

Carole and LuAnnie Discuss The Kitchen Help

Seriously??  Dumb, dumb and more dumb.  LeeRadzi must be cringing that her dtr-in-law is interested in the kitchen help.

The Crankles Clause: Paid $7250 For RHONY… Bravo Gets A Cut Of Merchandise

We knew all this, ‘cept for the part about Crankles getting $7250 for the first season of the RHONY… and Bravo’s rights to ALL Housewives items after she cashed out.  Crankles is really trying hard to push her book!

RHONY Preview: Rinda’s Groping BF…

Rinda’s boyfriend gets some Sonja action.  Hasn’t this scene been seen before with Sonja and PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy and Sonja with Mario?  It’s telling that Sonja’s phony son boyfriend just stands by and watches…

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Crankles Tries Product Placement To Lure Viewers… Doesn’t Work! MissAndy Doesn’t Like Being Called “Mandy”

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What a tricky little devil Crankles is… Crankles tried using some product placement to get people to watch her sinking ship of a show. Even the lure of being included in an article or ‘page’ on TheWrap did not help … Continue reading

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From The SH Archives 2012: AN “INSIDER” SPILLS IT…About The Bravo Housewives! WHY HFKyle Kept Kim Filming When Kim Needed Help… MessyG Got Advance From Bravo To Look Rich

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While looking for something else, came upon this little gem from January 28, 2012! POSTED JANUARY 28, 2012 2:15 pm  Received this in an email from a SH reader… YIKES!!!            Adrienne Maloof… “There’s nothing about … Continue reading

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Sonja’s Breaking Up With Ramoaner… Or Vice Versa… Whatever

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Ramoaner’s grown closer to the other divorced NY Housewives and newbie Dorinda Medley as opposed to Sonja because Sonja’s just too self absorbed to be the rock of a friend she needs during this time in her life.  Every time they … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Sonja’s Confused… ‘Rinda’s Bemused… Tallmark Schmoozed… Carole Boozed

Sonja is confused about her ‘brand’…and then there’s the required sex talk:

‘Rinda says Crankles is “different”…

RHONY: Dorinda’s Doorter

On ROHNY: DM lays down the law about her doorter…

 

Crankles Explains Her Talk Show Demise: She Can’t Be Shackled…

OH!  This is a gem!  Crankles says she can’t be shackled by no crummy talk show! 

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“Real Housewife” Bethenny Frankel says her Ellen ­DeGeneres-backed talk show failed because she couldn’t let loose.  “It was way more constricting — it was like directing traffic,” she tells Haute Living.

“It was way more filtered and edited than I like to be . . . I have a mouth for nighttime and I can’t be shackled.”  Frankel’s show was axed after one season, and she rejoined Bravo’s franchise.

“I felt that people had lost touch with me and thought that maybe I had lost touch,” she said of rejoining “Housewives.”

Get lost,Crankles… go hole up in the Hamptons and cry 96 tears.

RHONY Preview: Sonja’s New Clothing Line…

WHICH INTERN WHIPPED THIS UP FOR YOU??

WHICH INTERN WHIPPED THIS UP FOR YOU??

RHONY Preview…

How long will Carole’s new phony baloney for-the-show boyfriend last??