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Talks Between Bravo And TLC Ongoing… Which Housewives Will Guest Star And Which Will Become Permanent Cast Members?

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“EXCLUSIVE”… In a shocking move, it’s been circulating that Bravo is in highly sensitive talks with TLC, the channel that produces “reality” shows such as:  “90 Day Fiance” “Extreme Cougars” “19 Kids and Counting” “The Little Couple” “Sex Sent Me … Continue reading

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RHONY New Season BORING! All Housewives On Good Behavior To Protect Their “Brands”!

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NOTE:  The ONLY reason the RHONY was not canceled was BFrankel agreeing to come back on the show.  The RHONY is now officially dead… because of MissAndy’s friend, BFrankel. Sources tell Confidenti@l that the filming of “The Real Housewives of … Continue reading

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BLEEECH! Frankel Causing Huge Problems On RHONY… MissAndy Took $$$ From Luannie and Ramoaner To Pay Frankel’s $250K PER Episode Salary Demand!

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Bethenny Frankel seems to have forgotten how to be a “Housewife” during her absence from the reality show. Confidenti@l is told that the returning star of the “Real Housewives of New York” — who’s not actually a Housewife anymore — … Continue reading

SH “Hit And Run”…

OOPS!!!  This is going on now!!  Hurry if you want to see the NJ Twins!

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Teresa and her four beautiful dawters hang out with Kim Zolciak NayNay…

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The CelebrityApprentice PR photo… DrunkOtis totally eclipsed by Kenyan!!!

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Tree lighting with the Gorgas… Melissa was not invited to lip sync sing!!

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DrunkOtis hangs out with HeatherT and Tallmark…  WHAT!?!? No EBoost product placement??

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PT Housewife on the only “reality” show which would take her… and her HouseHusband:

(Thanks “Chris”!!!)

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

SH HIT AND RUN: Sonja, Cindy ClipClopBipBopBarshop And The Duggars…

What happened to Sonja’s face???

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Does HorndogJimBob and J’Chelle have to be everywhere with their newly wedded kids?  Hey, Duggars… they’re past the hand-holding stage and don’t need chaperones!

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Completely Bare, the waxing and laser hair removal salon founded by former Real Housewives of New York cast member Cindy Barshop more than 16 years ago, has rebranded and is under new management after it was revealed that the 50-year-old is busy focusing on other projects.

Justin Joffe, CEO of the newly re-launched chain said that while Cindy is no longer a part of the day-to-day management team, she will still take an active interest in the running of the new Spruce & Bond salons.

NOTE:  In other words, those rumors were true!  Cindy WaterCooler FerrisBeuller YardstickRuler ChristmasYuler AprilFooler MakeAFace InARace EnglishLace SnailsPace WithoutATrace MakeYourCase ItsADisgrace StolenBase SpraySomeMace BirdSong That’sWrong Men’sThong EricaJong BangAGong ExtraLong DingDong PingPong DonkeyKong KitchenTong WaterBong CrockPot MissedAShot It’sTooHot OnTheDot ArmyCot BonMot RootRot IHop ThanksALot PotatoCrop FlamingFlop DripDrop DripDry OnTheFly InYourEye MyOhMy WhattaGuy BreatheASigh MarbleRye GiveItATry NellieBly IDie FrenchFry That’sNoLie PreppyTie Slingin’Hash MishMash EyeLash YouzTrash HeGottaRash JustPayCash StaceyDash BigBravoBash ShanaTraylorTrash WhateverIS BROKE!!!

From 2011:

When Cindy Barshop got cast as the newest member of Real Housewives of New York, she was riding on her relationship with Jill Zarin to keep her on the show for years to come. She became greedy for fame, and as soon as she received her first paycheck from Bravo, she decided to use that money as collateral for loans to open 5 more of her Completely Bare Spas in various cities across the country. Well, both her and Jill got the boot and now Cindy will NOT be receiving more paychecks from Bravo. Therefore, Ms. Barshop has defaulted on her loans and has closed down 4 of those 5 Spas. All were open for less than a year.

Her Beverly Hills Spa was shut down by building owner (who also shares office spaces with Dr. Ray 90210) after she didn’t pay rent for 3 months. 2 locations in NYC (owned by LA Sports Club-soon to be Equinox) also kicked her out of their buildings after she didn’t pay rent.

Currently, the 5th Avenue spa supplier will not even deliver supplies because she owes them $7,000. The employees there say things have turned for the worse, and some cannot even receive the full amount of theirpaychecks b/c they are too high for the “budget”.

So what now? In a last ditch effort to save her Spas (and get MORE fame) Cindy has decided to create her OWN Reality Show that follows her and her team of waxers as they face the challenging task of removing body hair. She is funding the show with money she doesn’t even have, when she SHOULD be paying her bills! She can’t afford spa supplies or to pay her employees, yet she can pay a camera man named Justin to try and make her famous?”  NOTE:  The cameraman took over the spas!!

(Thanks “anon” and “VillageMutt”!!!)

HOUSEWIVES AND HOUSEHUSBANDS… The Polls

 

HOUSEWIVES… The Polls

Despite the high-fiving when there is a bump in ratings, the Housewives shows have continued to disappoint, stagnate and have lost their idiosyncratic “fun” qualities.  Please leave additional remarks in comments if necessary…

 

 

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s Christmas Dinner With The RHONY… Starring PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)

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DorindaMedley NEW New York Housewife…

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From PageSix… The newest cast member of Bravo’s long running “Real Housewives of New York City” could be blond socialite Dorinda Medley. Medley was married to chief economist for the US House Banking Committee Richard Medley, who passed away in … Continue reading

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BFrankel Wants Margarita Info Sealed In Chicago Lawsuit

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From PageSix: “BFrankel is demanding that a federal judge in Chicago seal four documents in an ongoing lawsuit over her Skinnygirl brand’s margarita cocktail.  Frankel is being sued by an Illinois woman who is claiming that the margarita’s “all natural” label … Continue reading

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YOUR OPINIONS NEEDED! Masters Thesis On Housewives…

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SH has been asked to assist one of our international readers in their Housewives research!  His questions would be better answered by as many SH readers/viewers of the Housewives franchises as possible and not strictly the viewpoint of SH.

Therefore, kindly respond in comments to assist…

BACKGROUND…

“Hello. I’m coming to you today because I’m doing a thesis on the Housewives franchise. I’m a French student at Sorbonne in Paris, France. I’m currently doing a master in translation studies in english. Indeed, I would like to be an english translator. I have this class which is about the media in the US and we have to focus on a show (whether it’s an actual show or a reality tv show). So obviously, I chose the Real Housewives. Being a big fan of the franchise, I couldn’t miss this opportunity.

But the problem is I’m not American. And I would need your help, and the help of the SH readers to help me for this thesis. I have several questions I would like you to ask the readers so that I can put the general feeling of the answers (and even some answers that I would like to quote) in the work.”  Signed “M.E.”

IN GENERAL…  he is researching

“the perception of these shows, the core values etc”  

And would like his paper to focus on

“how Bravo manipulates the viewers” 

SPECIFICALLY… your answers to these questions:

  1. WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOWS LOST THEIR “SPARK”?  

  2. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT THE SHOWS WERE NO LONGER WORTH VIEWING?  

  3. IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE LEFT IN ANY OF THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS?   PLEASE EXPLAIN.

NOTE:  As these are broad topics and some words have have been lost in translation, kindly do your best to answer!  Your opinions are appreciated!  

AND…If you have a twitter account, please tweet!!

SERIOUSLY, SONJA??

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NOTE:  The latest attention-getter now amongst Housewives is boyfriends just under the age of 26.  Sorry, Sonja, but we’re givin’ you and your 25-yr-old boyfriend the side eye on this PR item.  Perhaps you should have joined the other group of Housewives who are getting attention with their health issues!  

“Sonja reveals that she purchased a life-saving “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” device to save her only daughter from finding Sonja in a crumpled pile at the bottom of her stairs in her much-needed renovating East side townhouse”…would have been much more believable! 

Sonja Morgan is dating a German male model about half her age named Dominik Persy.

The two met on camera when the housewives were having a girls’ night out at Beautique. “He kept my attention the whole night. He’s charming and elegant and well-mannered.”

The two were spotted last week dirty-dancing at BPM in the Out Hotel after a romantic dinner at KTCHN.

“I can leave him with my pocketbook, come back, and my pocketbook is still there, and he’s still there. He hasn’t left with a girlfriend,” Morgan laughed. “I like that in a guy.”  Apparently, Sonja’s new under-25 boyfriend read her bankruptcy documents and knows that there’s nothing in her pocketbook!

SONJA:  Call me if you need actual believable PR stories to plant!! 

(Thanks “cybraxis”!!)

TAKING A SH DETOUR…GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!

Which Housewife is wearing this cuff and holding this bag??

GUESS

IT’S RAMOANER!!

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BLIND ITEM REVEALED: Which Housewife Needed Backstory To Push Her Stuff?

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From CDAN: This east coast Housewife had to spend an entire day in a hotel conference room memorizing a back story about how she created a new line she is selling. She had nothing to do with it or the … Continue reading

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The Definitive Answer: MissAndy’s Role With The Housewives

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MissAndy’s answer to Question #1 should settle the many who have questioned his role in the Housewives shows: 1) What exactly is your role at Bravo at this point next to hosting WWHL and the reunions? Are you actively involved … Continue reading

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THE HOUSEWIVES… WWE Wrapped In An Infomercial!

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The Housewives now have become a very faint reminder of the days when they were interesting and fun.  What used to be great fun in seeing brief glimpses into the lives and friendships of these so-called “wealthy” women has become … Continue reading

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WHO ARE THE CRYING DEMOTED DEJECTED HOUSEHUSBANDS??

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EXCERPTS FROM MISS ANDY’S LATEST BOOK… September 17, 2013 Major housewives drama off screen this week. We are replacing several women in two cities. So far it’s been sad and energizing all at once. Hopefully we are adding life to … Continue reading

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EX-RHONY Wife… JillZ Makin’ Millions For Makin’ Matzo Balls!!

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Take THAT, Frankel!! JillZ got herself a multi-million dollar deal with a matzo maker!  Perhaps this is the beginning of Frankel and JillZ patching up their smashed friendship… matzo ball soup paired with skinnygirl margarita? Page Six has learned that … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES STUFF…

WENDY SKEWERS FAKE TERESA…

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TERESA’S HAIRDRESSER FINDS THE LAST BOTTLES OF FABELLINI!!

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INSANE!!  DOESN’T TUPELO KNOW CROOKS… AND VICKI??  

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PHAEDRA PARKS GOIN’ ALL BIBLICAL…wonder what Angela Stanton thinks of Phaedra?

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WACKYJACKIECHAN IS STILL RIDING THAT AUTISM STORY LINE… AND STILL PUSHING THAT BLACK CRAP!  

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We’re STILL waiting to see her kid guzzling down a bottle!

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BATHROOM BOBBY FINDS LAWSUIT JIM’S HIDDEN TWITTER LAIR!  Looks somewhat like Dr Evil’s command post!

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HOW OLD ARE THESE KIDS?

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RAMOANER HAD SOME WORK DONE…

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RAMOANER ALLEGEDLY LEFT BFRANKEL’S BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A 25-YR-OLD…this is laughable and is nothing more than a weak story line, and an excuse to be a client of Stanker.  If Ramoaner were really divorcing Mario, the divorce would have been finalized by now.  Watch for a reconciliation announcement…hopefully, there will not be a recommitment ceremony.

FRANKEL RAMONA

(Thanks “anon” and “JustN”!!)