IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA!! Tree Makes IceCream Sangwiches!

Just weeks before Tree was officially a Danbury inmate, felon number 65703-050, she looked cool and calm whilst giving “cooking” instructions!  Tree makes ice cream sangwiches…

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Who’s The Housewife Who Needs Atten-Shun… Badly??

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It’s MessyG!  If you’re a Housewife who desperately needs to stay relevant whilst your show is on indefinite hiatus and your new supply of junky made-in-China jewelry hasn’t come in, so you don’t have anything to push… what would that … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… CAPTIONED!!

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“AnnaCephaly” will receive a personal tour of the FranklinLakes structure by JoeyOrgan himself!  FinePrint:  Warning!  Winner must have access to an abundance of Xanax to take before touring.  “OnDisplay” will be blaring in every room throughout the structure.

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Giudice Shore House Auction On May 19… Take A Tour With Tree!

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We knew Tree’s shore house was going to be auctioned off, but there was no date for the auction until now.  Tree’s shore house at 49 SylviaLane will be up for auction on May 19 at 2 pm. The item … Continue reading

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Manzoids Close Restaurant … Customers Didn’t “Enjoy” Themselves!

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From NJPatch: Albie and Chris Manzo, the former stars of “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” celebrated the opening of their new Hoboken restaurant, Little Town Social, on Thursday night. The restaurant is open daily for breakfast, lunch and dinner, as … Continue reading

Blind Item: Guess The Housewife!

From CDAN:

This B+ list Real Housewife from out of town was at a party last night and talked to this recently kicked off network reality star about doing a reality show together about dating each other.

The network reality star says he is engaged.

The Housewife then asks why he was hitting on so many women and trying to hook up with them at the party.  

(Thanks “Chameleon”!!)

Shocking! Housewives Admit To Plastic Surgery!

An example of how the Housewives are running out of anything new.  An “expose” of Housewives who have been plasticized!  “Gee, we didn’t know that”… said no one.

 

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RHONJ Not Represented At Bravo Upfronts… Doesn’t Matter

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ANOTHER totally mixed up non-story from ROL!   This one seems to have been provided by Camber and LawsuitJim!   Those Marcheses have been distributing Camber’s now-over-saturated story about her cancer returning to every media outlet possible… probably with that … Continue reading

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Which Mob Guy Will Win? DannyPro Files Lawsuit Against Sopranos Actor

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How very int-errrr-esss-tink!  Two mob guys in a lawsuit!  One from the RHONJ… From CourthouseNews: Vincent Pastore, best known for his role as Big Pussy on “The Sopranos,” didn’t show up for a film project, a film director and former … Continue reading

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MessyGorga’s Pop Star Singing Career??

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We had nothing to report on Teresa Tuesday, so let’s bring back a favorite WhateverWednesday question: Whatever happened to MessyG’s very exciting singing career?  The career which she was born to do?  The career which she worked so hard to … Continue reading

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“roho” will receive one of MessyG’s newest “BuyMyStuff!” beaver products!  FinePrint:  Winner must bring their own sledge hammer to capture beaver living inside the Gorga’s marble mausoleum walls!

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From The SH Archives 2012: AN “INSIDER” SPILLS IT…About The Bravo Housewives! WHY HFKyle Kept Kim Filming When Kim Needed Help… MessyG Got Advance From Bravo To Look Rich

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While looking for something else, came upon this little gem from January 28, 2012! POSTED JANUARY 28, 2012 2:15 pm  Received this in an email from a SH reader… YIKES!!!            Adrienne Maloof… “There’s nothing about … Continue reading

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Fellow Inmate Of TreeJoodice In Danbury Calls Her Sentence “A Spiritual Retreat”… Husband Also Found Guilty Of Mortgage Fraud, Serving Time

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This chick gets 30 months in Danbury… PLUS three years of supervised release.  Her husband was also found guilty and is now serving time.  They also have four kids who are living with friends.  Tree got off easy… A former … Continue reading

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SEVEN Untruths About Tree Joodice… According To Her Lawyer: No Prison Difficulties; No Foreclosure; No Problems With MessyG!

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EVERYTHING IS JUST PERFECT FOR TREE… according to her atty!!  The same atty who negotiated MessyG and KomaKathy’s Bravo contracts. The lawyer for Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice has had it with rumors flying around about his … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA…

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The story about Tree being asked to do DWTS still has legs.  The latest is that FELONTree is going directly to DWTS after she’s released from Danbury. Let’s set this item straight. The prison “source” simply said that she heard Tree … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Former Housewife?

From CDAN:

This former Real Housewife who made a recent special appearance took offense at this Academy Award winner at a party this week. 

The actor in question who is not known for being pro-women was walking through the party rubbing his genitals.  Every couple of minutes he would take a lap around the room and do it.

The former reality star confronted him about it and our actor told her to f**k off.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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TERESA GIUDICE: Danbury Diva Screwed Over By Juicy… Now Divorcing! ALLEGEDLY…

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One or more of TreeJoodice’s former prison pals is making up stories for ROL allegedly yapping up a storm.   Yesterday, Juicy was blamed for screwing up a deal with the Feds to reduce Tree’s sentence… Giudice’s hopes to be … Continue reading

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JIM MARCHESE: Rec’d $10.2 Million Total For Whistleblowing… Says Bravo Should Have Backed Off Joodice’s Legal Problems

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The RHONJ are trying their best to keep themselves relevant… as is the norm for any cast members, whether they’ve been on the show for five minutes or five years. The latest from the NewJersey crew to let everyone know … Continue reading

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SIGNATURE APPAREL UPDATE: What Does Confidential Email Sent By BubbaJax Contain??… BubbaJax Explains Bankruptcy Case In 2012 Video

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There have been so many delays in the CreepyChris SignatureApparel case that it’s surprising that the case has moved forward with the trial, which was scheduled to start yesterday.   There have been no motions to delay. ChineseBubbaJax is on … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA… Joodice Beach House Auction May 19

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From NYDailyNews: The canal-front beach house on the Jersey Shore owned by Teresa and Joe Giudice will be auctioned May 19 by the Ocean County Sheriff’s office. Bidding for the five-bedroom, two-bath home will start at $100 and increase in … Continue reading

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The Talented Relatives Of Housewives! TreyC MessyG’s Cousin… LizzieRovsek Brother!

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An update on TreyC… MessyG’s cousin.  The one who has actual talent!   Trey was in the latest 50 cent video… TreyC was recently seen on the DiscoveryChannel in an InvestigationDiscovery episode of “My Dirty Little Secret”… titled “Don’t Mess … Continue reading

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Another Housewife Who Just Won’t Go Away!

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How does a minor Housewife whose main goal is to be an actress get herself back into the spotlight to make sure that she’s not overlooked IF her franchise comes back for another season? The Housewife makes an announcement! An … Continue reading

GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!

GUESS

IT”S SONJA!!!

guess SONJA