A DOUBLE SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

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Best caption will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To Tree and JuicyJoe Pushin’ Their Teeth Whitening Scheme?

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JUICY JOE’S ENDORSEMENT OF A DENTAL PRODUCT?  NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at what the Joodices were tryin’ to push almost three years ago… SH April 11, 2012!    Who could forget JuicyJoe bein’ trained to … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” BravoTV Desperate… Now Offering Contests! PTHousewife Really Broke! Much MORE!!

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Bravo is so desperate for viewers that they are now offering contests!!  This one in association with the RHOBH is to win a Jeep and a trip to LA: Showcase your renegade spirit by sharing a pic using the hashtag … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA!! The Money Was All Smoke And Mirrors!! Juicy Needs Money!!

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What have Tree’s PR people come up with this week to keep her name relevant?? According to those mystery sources at ROL:  Joe Giudice is looking for money because the family’s finances are not exactly recovering. Teresa isn’t even adding … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sneaky Housewife?

This EX-Housewife is attempting to secure her position back on a Housewives franchise which is presently on hiatus.  

This EX-Housewife’s spinoff show is on shaky ground, despite the PR items stating otherwise… and she wants to keep a permanent seat on that easy “reality” show money train! 

How exactly is this EX-Wife trying to weasel back on to the show where she was once a full-timer?  

The EX-Housewife is issuing to her rabid fans images of her cooking skills!  Even asking on one photo:  

“Wanna SANGWICH?”  

The question is a clear message to the rabid fans of the Housewife she wishes to boot off the show and replace.

1)  Who’s the Housewife?

2)  Which Housewife is she trying to replace?

(Thanks “GetOut”!!!)

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SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This…CAPTIONED!

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“OriginalCyn” will receive a chance to review galleys of KomaKathy’s upcoming cookbook to assist KomaKathy in choosing the title for her cookbook!!  

The titles so far: “But RancidRichie Loves My Raw Biscuits!” or “BISCUITS! Bake ‘Em, Stuff ‘Em, Fry ‘Em or Boil ‘Em” or  “KomaKathy’s Komplete Guide To Konkoring Your Fear Of Biscuits!” or  “A Tale of Love And Redemption After Makin’ A Total Ass Outta Myself By Pretending To Know How To Cook On National TV” or “Blindsided By A Biscuit!” or “100 Ways To Use A Biscuit” (ghostwritten by BigGayRosie).

FinePrint:  For your own protection, wearing a ghillie suit is suggested to prevent AlQuedaRancidRichie from being attracted you…he really believes he’s irresistible!

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BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

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KARMA’S A B*TCH…CLINK, CLINK UPDATE: Teresa Says Not True… “Disgruntled Worker”!

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From TMZ:  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Teresa Aprea has been slapped with a huge laundry bill — her employees claim she shorted their checks and made ‘em pay to clean their own uniforms. According to court docs … … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY …IT MUST BE TERESA!!

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BYE!! I’M GOIN’ TO DANBURY… I KNOW YOU’RE ALL JEALOUS! The latest in the “TreeJoodice in Jail” saga is that Juicy visited her on Valentine’s Day.  Tree and Juicy could only kiss quickly and could not exchange gifts of any … Continue reading

KomaKathy Is STILL Riding The “I’m A Real Chef” Story Line On FoodNetwork!!

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KomaKathy will be showing off her recipe memorization skills on FoodNetwork’s “Chopped” tonight…

“Reality stars Renee Graziano (Mob Wives), Travis Lofland (Deadliest Catch), Amy Roloff (Little People, Big World) and Kathy Wakile (Real Housewives of New Jersey) are ready for battle in the Chopped Kitchen.

They’ll have to tackle biscuit dough, vegetable cream cheese and cherry pie filling if they’re going to take home $10,000 for their favorite charity.”

NOTE:  Will KomaKathy’s favorite charity be “The Wakile Fund To Finish Our FranklinLakes House”??  Don’t matter anyway… it’s doubtful that she’ll get past the appetizer round!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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WHO’S THE HOUSEWIFE?? It’s EyeD… Who Has Bad Taste In Footwear!!

GUESS

IT’S EILEEN!!

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THIS COULD NOT WAIT UNTIL TERESA TUESDAY! TheBiggest BS Story About TeresaGiudice! Tree’s Exercising THREE Times A Day… And Looks TEN Years Younger!

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Seriously… who is feeding these really laughable PR items about Teresa to media outlets?? Although the Real Housewives of New Jersey star remains imprisoned at Danbury Correctional Facility, the reality star has found a routine that works for her. A … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Scammin’ Housewife?

From CDAN:

This Real Housewife is running a scam which involves getting old people to leave her everything they own.  

She has them leave the property to a friend of hers who then gives it to the Real Housewife.

Four people so far.

NOTE:  The scammin’ Housewife would have to know legalities and will preparation to accomplish this scam…

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s “Singing” Career?

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We took a brief respite from asking “Whatever Happened To Melissa Gorga’s Fabulous Singing Career”… but, the question STILL haunts us.  How could Missy, who has a burning desire to share with the entire world her life’s passion… the passion which has been on display since her daddy perched her on a coffee table and made her perform… SUDDENLY and with NO warning, not even warning her rabid fans, just STOP lip synching singing???   Missy says that her fans have stuck with her and she wants to continue to stick with her fans in the talking segment of this not-even-lip-synching “performance” at “Red, Hot And Blue 2013″!  Did JohnnyWright drop Missy from his big-star stable of vocalists??  Did Missy fail to pay her backup dancers? Did JoeyOrgan decide to spend the last few dollars the Gorgas had on black hairspray paint instead of repairing the beaver-gnawed basement recording studio??  We wanna know!!!

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IF IT’S STILL TUESDAY… IT’S STILL TERESA IN DANBURY!! Tree Out Of Laundry… Into The Kitchen! Too Many Letters; Can’t Answer!

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Teresa Giudice has settled in to a comfortable routine inside Danbury Federal Prison, staying busy with a packed schedule of working in the clink kitchen and joining a TV watching club with fellow inmates, a source tells Confidenti@l. I’LL VISIT … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY… IT MUST BE TERESA STILL AT DANBURY!

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NOTE:  Teresa items are pure BS and are allegedly paid for by Tree’s crack PR team to keep her name alive and in the minds of her rabid fans! Teresa Giudice is reportedly having major issues with husband Joe Giudice … Continue reading

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“Jeanne” will receive a personal tour of the brand new FranklinLakes marble mausoleum custom built by JoeyOrgan’s bare hands!!  FinePrint:  Your personal tour includes being locked in JoeyOrgan’s liberry room where you will be forced to watch a live performance by Missy lipsynching singing “OnDisplay”… 

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

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ANOTHER Total BS Teresa Item: Danbury “Memoir” To Get $200K To $1Million

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NOTE:  This is utter and total bullsh*t.   There will be even less interest in Teresa when she’s released from Danbury next year.  However, that fact doesn’t stop her PR people from putting out items like this one from Tree’s … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To These NJ HouseHusband’s? AND… The “Sexy” Gorgas??

Are they still pushing SizzleTans?   OR… have all of their “career” opportunities dried up since their Housewife wives are swirling the drain fast?

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AND… we really have to ask!!!  Whatever happened to the Gorga’s “we’re sexy” persona??  Gorga’s gave sex tips for marriage after their appearance on DrOZ back in September 2013.  Whatever happened to those SEXY Gorgas??

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IF IT’S TUESDAY… IT MUST BE TERESA!

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The latest from “Teresa Goes To Danbury” is her extreme dislike of the one-ply toilet paper issued to all inmates… and, of course, that extremely skeevy toilet which Tree has to share with her fellow female felons! Even lil Gia, … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE! EX-HouseHusband’s Private Message To MissAndy!!

RANCID RICHIE MISSES THAT EASY “REALITY” SHOW MONEY… REALLY, REALLY, REALLY MISSES IT!

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