WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! IT’S A CLASSIC…

It’s hard to believe that MelissaGorga simply threw away all of her God-given talent when the RHONJ went on hiatus!  

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … Look Inside!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA! Danbury Toilets MIGHT Back Up… Skeevy!!

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The latest in FELONTeresa’s stay at Danbury prison is the POSSIBILITY… the POSSIBILITY… that the snowstorm hitting the east coast will wreck havoc on the Danbury toilets. Teresa Giudice is locked in a living hell, as the blizzard that is … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…CAPTIONED!

TREE PRISON CAPTION WINNER

“Kingsley” will receive one of the first copies of the new DVD “Gia’s Girl Group Sings At Danbury Prison”!  FinePrint: DVD will be made as soon as the girl group raises $4 million on GoFundMe.

WHO IS THE SNEAKIEST CREEPIEST PEEPER??

CREEPER CHRIS?

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MOHAMMERHEAD?

mohamed peeper

VINCE VAN PEEPIN’?

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FEBUS DOIN’ SOME SNEAKY CREEPY PEEPIN’

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(Thanks “romo”!!)

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WATCH GirlGroup’s Disastrous Auto-Tuned-To-Death Sympathy Video That Backfired… 3KT Is Down One Carat

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ANOTHER BLATANT PLEA FOR SYMPATHY FROM 3KT…    Heard that MelissaGorga is campaigning to join the group as the “pretty one who can actually lip sync sing”! If there was anyone who gave one crap about this kid, she would … Continue reading

Joodice Kid Says Everything is GREAT! Emails Tree Every Day!

(Thanks “romo”!!)

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JOODICE’S GO TO JAIL…To Visit Mom! A Day At Danbury…

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Nearly two weeks after starting her prison sentence, Teresa Giudice was finally able to reunite with her HouseHusband and her four beautiful dawters and E! News has all of the exclusive details. “They were amazed at how good she looks,” a source close … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

Whatever happened to MissyGorga’s pursuit of becoming a fabulous lip synching singing pop star?  In this look at her quest, she and JoeyOrgan arrive at JohnnyWright’s compound… where JoeyOrgan thinks that Missy could be MelissaGaGa:

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IT’S TERESA TUESDAY! What’s New At Danbury!

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Being barraged with the daily Teresa items is overwhelming… there’s only so much information about Tree’s new life in Danbury prison one can disseminate!  And, really, who didn’t already know some of the “exclusive” reports describing the “horrors” which Tree … Continue reading

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MissAndy Answers: Was DrunkOtis’ Drink Toss Real? Does MissAndy Talk With Teresa?

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The drink toss was totally staged… and MissAndy was in on it.  IF you have any doubts, listen to ONLY the audio.  Bravo/MissAndy/Housewives are doing anything to attract viewers, as the Housewives have driven off the cliff… and are free-falling … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The EX-Housewife?

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From CDAN: This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return, has seen her earnings take a nose dive.  She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging appearance fees for sex. I’m sure her kid(s) would love … Continue reading

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WARNING FOR JAILBIRD TREE…Leave Your Spork At Danbury!

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From TheSmokingGun: After completing a jail sentence, a Florida woman left the Manatee County lockup last month with a smuggled memento of her time behind bars. In a Facebook post, the woman wrote, “just a pic of a souvenir I … Continue reading

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They Just Will NOT Go Away! Another RHONJ “Star” Appears! Boyfriend In Prison 13 Years…

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Every single person who has appeared on the RHONJ is jockeying for a role IF the RHONJ returns.  Danielle has suddenly become fast friends with the twins and Camber… and FEBUS and her crew have been issuing those “mystery source” … Continue reading

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TERESA DANBURY UPDATE! “Mommy and ME Tea”!

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According to the latest report from Danbury, Tree and her four beautiful dawters will soon be treated to a prison “Mommy and Me Tea”! Danbury held a “Mommy and Me Tea” for female offenders on December 2, 2014, where 19 children and 12 … Continue reading

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DANBURY UPDATE: Will Teresa Commit A 205…And Be “GayForTheStay”?

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A former inmate of the RHONJ’s prison says that the facility is suffused with a secret and “forbidden” gay culture! “Women get involved with other women there and it is extremely forbidden,” a former inmate at the federal prison in … Continue reading

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TERESA PRISON UPDATE: Working In Skeevy Danbury Laundry… Tree Wanted Kitchen Duty!

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In the latest mystery blurb about FELONTeresa, she is working in the laundry and isn’t liking it.  Teresa doesn’t like touching other people’s dirty underwear… it’s skeevy.  Teresa really wanted a job in the Danbury kitchen: “She really was hoping … Continue reading

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Tree’s Attorney Threatens Legal Action!

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Teresa Giudice is acclimating just fine in prison despite what many reports say, her lawyer tells E! News exclusively! Not only does James Leonard Jr. want to clear the air about his client’s well-being, he is also threatening legal action … Continue reading

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TREE JOODICE NEWS: Tree Reaches 1 “Millions” Followers…And “Morning At Danbury”

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In the latest Criminal News:  TreeJoodice has finally reached her goal of over 1 million followers on twitter. What exactly having achieved 1 million twitter followers does for Tree is questionable.  Of course, the bump in followers could be due … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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RHONJ twins Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano are set to guest at the “2015 Celebration Ball Queen Contest Prom Fashion Show” on Thursday, January 15 at Colts Neck High School. The evening will feature fashions, floral, photography and limo services. … Continue reading

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

RHONJ Return Dependent On FELONTeresa

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From TMZ:

We’ve learned Bravo is seriously considering shelving “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” until Teresa gets sprung … they think she’s THAT important to the success of the show.

Our sources say Bravo execs have been holding meetings and they’re “strongly leaning” in the direction of putting the show on ice, because without Teresa it’s boring. Bravo is worried a bad season could tank the show, and it’s just safer to wait.

This is not sitting well with the rest of the cast. Bruised egos aside, the women are pissed at the prospect of not pulling in a paycheck for more than a year. She’s serving 15 months.

Teresa, who has a conflict with virtually every other “housewife” on the show, can almost certainly use this turn of events to her financial advantage. It’s pretty basic … the more the network needs you, the more you make.

We’re giving this item a huge…

no kiddiing

as we’ve been saying this since the last season of the RHONJ ended.

NOTE:  Despite all the obvious PR items put out by the EX-NJ Housewives about the RHONJ returning, cast members of the last season doing their best for attention and the reports of focus groups determining the fate of the RHONJ, ONE thing is very clear:  Bravo is closely observing the affect Teresa’s stint in Danbury affects her popularity.   IF Teresa’s rabid fan base remains and/or grows, Bravo will revive the RHONJ or reward Teresa with her own show.  IF Teresa’s fan base dwindles, the RHONJ won’t return and the possibility of some type of a Joodice spinoff show is dead.  

The RHONJ has ALREADY had a disastrous season and the hopeful projections of FEBUS to bring her crew back to resuscitate the show is simply laughable.

Teresa’s “people” are doing as much as they possibly can to keep her name in the spotlight… even putting out those mystery source items…to prove to Bravo how valuable Teresa is to the network, despite her being a felon.  The direction Bravo takes totally depends on various indicators, which include responses/comments to the items re FELONTeresa.

For those totally unaware, ALL Danbury inmates are required to perform chores… even making their own beds!  

(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)