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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! What You Might NOT Know…

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You don’t know what you don’t know… but, you might already know somma THIS stuff!   HOW DOES ONE TOTALLY FORGET A PAST EVENT… LIKE WATCHING AN EPISODE OF THOSE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES?   THE ALIENS ARE ON RECORD AS DESCRIBING … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY!!

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  If you still believe that the Housewives shows are NOT scripted, then it would be even more difficult for you to believe that WWE is scripted.  Well, someone at WWE is leaking the “wresting” scripts…AGAIN! A 12-page WWE RAW … Continue reading

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A LOOK AT… The Housewives Brawls

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  NOTE:  There are MANY more examples of the brawling behavior which MissAndy is now denouncing… the following are just a handful:   MissAndy LOVED this eruption by TreeJoodice so much that he ranked it NUMBER ONE in his compilation … Continue reading

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“KEEP OR CANCEL” POLL RESULTS…Housewives Have Jumped The Shark

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NOTE:  Several readers have notified SH that they have not been receiving all of the items posted via the SH RSS feed. After some investigating, it’s been determined that items received via the RSS feed depend upon the reader’s device. … Continue reading

GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!! Housewife Revealed!

WHICH HOUSEWIFE BELONGS TO THESE LEGS??

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Congratulations to those of you who recognized TAMBALLS’ lower limbs!!

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PRESS RELEASE FROM BRAVO… Miami NOT On The Schedule

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NOTE: Direct from Bravo… the shows that are coming back and the shows that are not.  As SH has been saying for MONTHS, the Real Housewives of Miami is over.  There is no production schedule for Miami; therefore, no show! … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS New Franchise PT Housewife SkankyJo AND MORE!

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MissAndy promised that there would be no more WIRE HANGERS! Housewives franchises.  But, there will be another California-based Housewives show!  “Bravo has selected Coronado as the next location to film The Real Housewives of Coronado (RHOC). This is the first … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS! SkankyJo LisaPump RHOA Spawn of Tamballs…AND MORE!!!

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SkankyJo is so desperate to be one of the Beverly Hills HWs that she’s carryin’ around a Stella!!!     DrunkOtis LOVES her Stellas!!!   DRUNK OTIS PROMISES THAT SHE’S NOT GONNA BE TWEETING… AS MUCH AS SHE USED TO! … Continue reading

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WALKIN’ AROUND FOR THE PAPS IN BEVERLY HILLS…And Las Vegas!

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DumbJoyce Giraurd and SkankyJo Krupa hangin’ out together… SkankyJo is scratching to keep herself noticed by producers.  Go away, Skanky!!! HagfaceKyle Richards and Yoda were also hangin’ out together… without LisaVanderDump! Camille Grammer… the BH Housewife who calls the shots… … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Housewives And Other Stuff That We Really Don’t Care About…

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NayNay’s last gasp at bein’ a big Hollywood star and gettin’ outta Haterville will soon get that cancellation notice.  GLEE’s ratings have dipped to a new dismal low…  Hope NayNay uses that private number of TylerPerry!! Kandi Burruss gets her … Continue reading

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IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… their very predictable phony trash talkin’ antics are BOOOOOORING.  The Housewives create chaos BEFORE their season starts AND when their season is ending…it’s all scheduled and so yawn-worthy. Here’s some stuff that’s goin’ … Continue reading

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IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted! UPDATED!!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… and it’s been too long since a “What’s Goin’ On In the REAL World” item!! Here’s what’s goin’ on in the REAL world: Sarah Palin was right! ‘After the Russian Army invaded the … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES AND THE LAMA…

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The Dalai Lama was in LA a few days ago and posed for photos with select individuals… KingD was one of the chosen! EX-Miami Housewife, SkankyJo Krupa, was NOT one of those “select individuals” to pose with the Lama…see PageSix “Stars … Continue reading

NEW SHOW ON BRAVO!! MissAndy Needs YOUR Help!!

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: All The Housewives Items That We Don’t Care About…

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Adrienne Magoof wants to get engaged to her new boyfriend…  NOTE:  We miss Paul, too! Joanna Krupa, The Real Housewives of Miami star, has reportedly fallen behind on payments on the $725,000 mortgage she has for the property in Encino, … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!! Housewife Revealed… It’s LemonYoda!!

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Which Housewife has made it perfectly clear that her being on a “reality” show is nothing more than a J-O-B? Are these “reality” shows REALLY the Housewife’s REAL reality? Guess which Housewife said this: “The show is my JOB.  It … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: What A Shame…Alec And Piers Are Outta Here!!… Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga HeadBumpin’

It is with great sadness to find that Alec Baldwin is leaving New York… OOPS!!  Alec threw in that word “probably”!  Alec has threatened to leave New York and to leave the country several times… and he never leaves!

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Alec Baldwin is throwing in the towel. In a candid chat with New York magazine the Oscar-nominee reveals his prediction that he will ‘probably’ have to pack his bags and farewell his beloved hometown of New York City sooner rather than later.  The article, rather dramatically titled I Give Up, takes centre stage on the magazine’s cover.   MORE from TheDailyMail…

GO HOME, PIERS!!

GO HOME, PIERS!!

… and even SADDER!!!   Piers Morgan is gettin’ da boot from CNN!    NOTE:  P’s ratings have been tanking steadily.  Hopefully, CNN and/or other “news” outlets won’t replace BritPiers with another Brit or foreign national who has no idea what American citizens want!  Finally, Piers got the message to BUTT OUT!

. . . “It’s been a painful period and lately we have taken a bath in the ratings,” he said, adding that although there had been times when the show connected in terms of audience, slow news days were problematic.

“Look, I am a British guy debating American cultural issues, including guns, which has been very polarizing, and there is no doubt that there are many in the audience who are tired of me banging on about it,” he said. “That’s run its course and Jeff and I have been talking for some time about different ways of using me.”     MORE from WeaselZippers.com

NOTE:  We can’t stand Piers and hope he’s already no longer on US soil… not only for his gun control stance (which is none of his BritBusiness…), but for very strangely butting in about Camille Grammer!!  

We love Camille and hope she comes back to the RHOBH!!  Would LOVE to hear Camille repeat the lines said about Adrienne by Jello’s mother, “Who is dat “Yolanda” woman?  Who does that “Yolanda” woman think she is… who is she in this world?”

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AND… if you’re lookin’ for the subject matter of the Housewives, Tree and MeGo are over at TheDailyMail all smilin’ and bumpin’ heads together for photos…

We’re givin’ the fakery of the Joodice/Gorgas 383473629,99834636 DrEvils…

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(Thanks to SH readers “romo” “anon” and “PDM”!!!)

AND… pathetic desperado Housewife, SkankyJo, paid for more bikini shots of herself!     Didn’t Skanky’s 2014 calendar sell???     NOTE:  Really… what IS with the bikini shots??  Those shots did nothing for WretchedRossi… and are doing nothing for PT Housewife!

REAL HOUSEWIVES V MOB WIVES: “Those Housewives Fights Are Not Fights…”

MobWives’ fourth season finale is tomorrow on VH1.  This site doesn’t normally pay atten-shun to MobWives, but couldn’t resist their discussion on today’s KathieLee and Hoda!  The MobWives were asked about those Housewives “fights”…

Drita explained:  ‘The Real Housewives fights are not fights to me.  To me, that’s just the way we talk on the phone. Nobody’s bleeding, and there’s no limbs that are broken. It’s kind of like, that’s not a fight.”

SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Miami Housewife TearDown… Paula Deen… BruceBrigitte Jenner… RamonaSinger… HWs Awards… MissAndy Would NOT Date DrunkOtis

FEMBOT LISA'S HOUSE… A TEAR DOWN!

FEMBOT LISA’S HOUSE… A TEAR DOWN!

EX-Housewife from Miami, FemBot Lisa Hochstein, now has something to do.  The Miami Preservation Board has given up the fight to keep the Hochstein’s historical house … the Hochsteins will be tearing down.

Pauler Deen is makin’ a comeback!  YAY, Pauler!!

Bruce Jenner’s HS photos… yes, he would make a good looking girl even back then!  KrisJenner says Bruce will be back on the Kartrashian show.  Bruce/Brigitte will be playing the nosy transgender neighbor…

As if you didn’t know… the RHOBH (except DrunkOtis and DumbJoyce) are in the new LadyGaga video.

RamoanerSinger’s Valentine’s Day plans… goin’ out with girlfriends.

Yes, Bravo now has Housewives awards.  We’ve been doin’ Housewives awards for years!  Wonder if they have the “Stoopidest Housewife” Award???  MissAndy said in 2012 that he’s the biggest SH*T stirrer and he loves gettin’ paid to do it!

There is a brand new WatchWhatCrappens Podcast!

Since Valentine’s Day is approaching, thought it only fitting to slip this in… MissAndy says that he would NOT date DrunkOtis!  After all that face lickin’ she did on MissAndy’s father…would think DrunkO would be a fav date!

JOANNA KRUPA: SkankyJo Still Beggin’ For Beverly Hills Job…

EX-Housewife SkankyJo Krupa wants to throw punches with KosherKyle instead of FembotLisa!  SkankyJo makes no bones about her obsession with becoming a BeverlyHills Housewife!

FEMBOT LISA… AND ELDER FEMBOT MAMA MUMBLES!!

FEMBOT LISA… AND ELDER FEMBOT MAMA MUMBLES!!

NOTE TO SKANKY:  Ain’t gonna happen… but, you’re making the most of extending your 15-minutes of bein’ a Housewife!!