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DrunkOtis On WWHL… Loves PumpMyStomach Hates HagfaceKyle

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Showing that she can be even more disgusting than she is… DrunkOtis goes after two cast mates on last night’s WWHL… “To be honest, I care about her and I love her and that sounds weird. I lived in Northern … Continue reading

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YODA’S Imperfect Daughter’s Arrest… Yoda Does NOT Know Her Depressed Non-Model Daughter!

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A trip aboard a yacht with HagfaceKyle turned into a nightmare vacation for Yolanda Foster on last night’s RHOBH when she learned her second “model” daughter had been arrested for a DUI.  All was going swimmingly on the yacht vacation before … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Waste Of Time Favorite Things… The Day After

DrunkOtis looks as if she had a hard night of drinking and lost her way from the car to her front door.  Looks like DrunkOtis was pulled out of the gutter by the camera man, threw on some eye shadow and blush without using a mirror… and was ready to film this boring “favorite things” segment!  Just another day for DrunkOtis…

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview…

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Celebrity Apprentice: Housewives Throw Pies

Kenyan Moore and DrunkOtis shove pies into each other’s faces…just like watching a Housewives show:

DrunkOtis Says Her Wine Name Is Still Secret… BUT, We Have The Name!!

Earlier this year, DrunkOtis revealed she was venturing into the world of wines with a new line, but she’s remained quiet on the subject recently.  “Yes, my wine is still coming out,” she tells the Daily Dish. “It should be out by the end of January.”

Brandi adds that she’s just putting the final touches on what she’s going to name her wine. “We have a few names that we’re floating around,” she says, “But if I reveal them out loud someone will go and buy [the rights] to them. I’ve been doing this on Twitter, where I’ll say, ‘Oh, I like this name!’ All of a sudden, it gets bought up! I have two names that I love and I’m hoping we get one of them.”

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(Thanks “JustN”!!)

Tonight’s RHOBH Sneak Peek: KimRichards Gets FreeDresses; HagfaceKyle Avoids Kingsley… DrunkOtis Wants “Family Friendly” Podcast

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HagfaceKyle drops by Kimbecile’s house to get an advance look at Kim’s daughter’s free wedding dress and Kim tries on her mother-of-the-bride dress.  HagfaceKyle is in hysterics mode when she learns that Kim’s kids are in bed sick.  Really?  With Kingsley the death-dog around the corner, HagfaceKyle is concerned about getting a sore throat?

Cut to DrunkOtis walking into an office building.  DrunkOtis is meeting with her PodcastOne boss to chat about her podcast’s future and the “explicit” label on her podcast.  DrunkOtis whines that “you just can’t say anything anymore”… PodcastBoss wants to attract more advertisers and DrunkOtis wants to make more money; they agree that the way to do that is to be more family friendly.

Dear DrunkOtis:  Your podcast is not “explicit” … it is disturbing.  The words that come out of your mouth are those of a 13-year-old boy who is trying to impress girls by getting a reaction to spouting a dirty word.

Your immaturity, your lack of intellect and your lack of education is revealed every second an unthinking base word spits of out your mouth on your jackassery podcast.  Your lack of ability to hold a conversation which would engage your guest(s) and will, therefore, engage your listener(s) shows that you are unrefined, unaccommodating, unsophisticated, untalented and unsuitable to be on the air.

The words which you categorize as those which you “just can’t say anymore” have been said… over and over and over and can be heard anywhere.  And they are said by anyone who, like you, lacks the imagination and the intelligence to form more cohesive thoughts without dipping into the sewer of your stock vocabulary.  Don’t expect any “family friendly” sponsors to come forward with the big bucks you’re looking for, as you have already shown the best of DrunkOtis on your podcasts…

Bytheway, we all know that your podcast “career” will be over as soon as it has run its course as your storyline…ala FEBUS’ radio talk show, WretchedRossi’s singing, Heather Dull-BRO’s restaurants, Sonja’s toaster oven, PumpMyStomach’s shoe line, GhettoNayNay’s reporting job, just to name a few. 

Tonight’s RHOBH Sneak Peek II: HagfaceKyle Packs For A Trip

NOTE:   The booooorrrring “packing scene” has been used as filler in every season of every franchise.

Three minutes wasted as you watch HagfaceKyle scurrying around packing for a trip in this required packing scene…while Milania FrontPorcha gets into fake nails and makeup.  HagfaceKyle has no idea that she can actually purchase the perfect beach hat or yacht hat in Spain.   Really… they really do sell beautiful items in Spain!!

 

The Warped Mind Of A Housewife… BlowfishLisa Wants To Look 12 Years Old!

After BloatedBigLipsLisa bloviates about how great her WEN hair care has been for her, you get a glimpse into the warped mind of a Housewife…. a Housewife who does her best to look and act the part of someone years younger, as they ALL do.  However, after BlowfishLipsLisa mentions how sexy the bottle of makeup looks which HagfaceKyle recommended, she takes her wishful image one step further at the 1:20 mark … she actually says that she’ll do anything to look 12 years old.

WHEN Will Yoda Give HagfaceKyle’s HouseHusband The LemonListing?

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YODA’s $25 million (give or take $5) lemon house is still for sale with Chris Cortazzo… it’s time to turn the sale over to the greatest real estate agent EVER, MO-ritzeo!  It’s rumored that MO-ritzeo promised to sing his version of “LemonTree” to KingDavid when he gets the listing!  Ironic lyrics considering all the Yoda d-i-v-o-r-c-e rumors…

HOUSEWIVES AND HOUSEHUSBANDS… The Polls

 

HOUSEWIVES… The Polls

Despite the high-fiving when there is a bump in ratings, the Housewives shows have continued to disappoint, stagnate and have lost their idiosyncratic “fun” qualities.  Please leave additional remarks in comments if necessary…

 

 

 

Yoda STILL Trying To Convince Viewers That RHOBH Is NOT Scripted! Puh-leeeze!!

The usual from YODA on KTLA…blah, blah blah Lyme… blah, blah, blah her husband… and, of course, her show is NOT scripted!

NOTE:  It’s time to give up on trying to convince viewers that the Housewives shows are not scripted.  These shows have been re-labeled several times; they’ve gone from “reality” to “semi-scripted” now “docu-drama”!  If you still do not believe that these shows are producer-induced and producer-run, read this item from December 29, 2011:  A Chat With RHOBH Producer DaveRupel.   The Housewives can say with a clear conscience that their show is “not scripted” because their words are reacting to a situation set up in advance by producers and with the Housewives’ approval!!  A better question to ALL Housewives would be:  Is your show a bona fide REALITY show?  The answers would be “NO”…

(Thanks “Jodi”!!)

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DRUNK OTIS’ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BRAVO BLOG: Smacks HagfaceKyle’s Parenting… DrunkOtis Is A Moron

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The show begins with Lisa Rinna’s birthday party. I watched the show and having not even yet met Lisa R. at this point, I can honestly say I can’t believe she is as old as she says. Lisa looks amazing … Continue reading

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PIT BULLS: Banned in Britain…

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This item re pit bulls is from April 2013.  KimRichards’ dog is banned in Britain: Great Britain has a DangerousDogAct… The top banned dog?  The Pit Bull. Banned dogs In the UK, it’s against the law to own certain types … Continue reading

GO BACK THROW BACK THURSDAY: GMonty And KimRichards Together At RHOBH Premiere Party!

Four years ago… October 2010!  KimRichards’ escort to the RHOBH premiere party at the Trousdale was her ex-husband, G. Monty Brinson.  Some chick gets all huggy with Monty at the 1:00 mark:

Kingsley Has “Gone Away”

Doggie rehab didn’t work for Kim Richards’ dog. HagfaceKyle says that Kingsley has “gone away” and her dog-biten daughter is not afraid of dogs.  Alexia sleeps with THREE dogs.  However, NONE of her dogs are PIT BULLS!

(Thanks “romo”!!)

HagfaceKyle’s Dumped Fiance Michael Tuck

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Did HagfaceKyle REALLY think MissAndy wasn’t going to ask her??  HFKyle said on RHOBH that he was 24 years older…

Michael Tuck… with BreeWalker:

NOTE:  As usual, WWHL was filled with pre-screened phone questions aimed at promoting HagfaceKyle’s stuff.  If there was a “dry eyes” segment, it was missed!!

THE REAL REASON WHY YODA WAS UPSET… When Hearing News About Arrested Daughter

Poor YODA!  It wasn’t even a year from the time she uttered these words until her daughter-Jello-who-doesn’t-want-to-be-a-model was arrested for underage drunk driving!  Yoda’s “holier than thou” pride was crushed.  It’s hard to live down these words she spoke to Shana:

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RHOBH Preview: YODA Gets Call About Daughter Jello’s DrunkDriving Arrest

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Yoda gets “devastating” news about her other “model” daughter, Jello. Bella Hadid — the daughter of Yolanda Foster — who appears on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” — was arrested early Tuesday morning for DUI … July 22, 2014. Bella … Continue reading

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Kimmer’s BravoBlog: Free Fatburgers And Wedding Dresses For Everyone!

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Hello… I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving! I made two 28-pound turkeys. One for my sister Kathy’s and one for my house. The kids and I cooked for two days straight! Thanksgiving was just amazing, and we were and … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog…

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Watching Lisa R. getting ready for her birthday makes me smile. Her daughter giving her tips is very familiar to me. My girls hang out in my room while I get ready and give me style advice. When I don’t … Continue reading