Came across DrunkOtis’ fake boyfriend’s great advice at TheAgency! ‘Tis a bit ironic that JonRuiz is giving advice on “keeping your word”! This short essay by Ruiz was obviously written for low IQ agents… Even WORSE is that fact … Continue reading →
How could DrunkO escape the environs of MissAndy’s clubhouse without talking about people that she knows well… TreeJoodice or BFrankel?? DrunkO really feels for Tree and helps the RHONY PR machine by chatting about BFrankel. Frankel is giving her “best friend” Tallmark a hard time. What a crock! DrunkO being “best friends” with Tallmark is equivalent to DrunkO being “best friends” with Cedric!
DrunkOtis states that she has not seen Kimmer since the RHOBH reunion and goes on about how Loada is still suffering. Kim was filming a cameo role in Sharknado IV or V or VI… DrunkO also says that she’s dating … Continue reading →
Bravo… NOTE: KimRichards has been lacking in submitting her thoughts for her BravoBlog. This should come as no surprise to anyone, as Kim has ALWAYS had a lackadaisical attitude toward writing her BravoBlog. Kim writes them when she feels like it. … Continue reading →
PumpMyStomach won’t forgive the phony slap. DrunkO says that Loada calls/texts her every day! How is that possible? Wasn’t Loada spending every moment trying to do massive PR work on her drunk driving “model” daughter? DrunkOtis’ hair extensions are distracting…
RHOBH Preview… PMS Can’t Forgive The Phony Slap; DrunkOtis Cries
Adrienne Magoof’s ex-and-BEST boyfriend, Rod’s kid Sean Stewart, was arrested for a strangely weird incident at Miami International Airport. Rod’s kid was taken into custody after he jumped onto a luggage conveyor belt and rode the carousel into an off-limits … Continue reading →
“Subhuman” will receive HagfaceKyle’s tear-stained Kleenex direct from the RHOBH reunion show!! FinePrint: A substitute prize will be announced. We’ve learned that HagfaceKyle has sold her soaked Kleenex for $6.83 on EBay… like any good Housewife!!
Which EX-Wives would the present RHOBH like to return? No mention of CarltonTheDoorman or Joyce… or Scammin’PamDana OR Adrienne! AND… with which HWs from other franchises are these HWs friends? With which franchise would the RHOBH trade places? Of course, … Continue reading →
On the RHOBH, the phony prince Mario-Max says his AUNT is the Danish queen. Hmmmm… according to the phony prince, he is the COUSIN of the Queen: TV-Presenter, Model, Actor, Dr. Prince Mario-Max son of His Highness Prince Waldemar zu … Continue reading →
HFKyle and Kim finish up their sister talk. HFKyle says that their mother told them to never air their dirty laundry in public. Which is exactly WHY they are both on a “reality” show. HumongousLipsLisa show what a perfect fambly she has, after revisiting the HorrorsInHolland dinner where she lunged at Kim and broke a stunt glass because Kim mentioned her husband, HARRY HAMLIN. Do her girls look like HARRY HAMLIN or their mother? How much plastic surgery will they go for in a few years?
The amazing Loada has forgone her “stick an IV in me” selfies to attend the book launch. No HouseHusbands, so MO-ritz-eo’s mother brings a Danish “prince”. Camille crashes… no one cares if twitter blockers Eileen or HumongousLipsLisa show up. BOOOOORING!
As expected, puffy-faced “model’s” boyfriend has been booted. “Boyfriend” CodySimpson comes to the defense of puffy-faced “model” Alana by saying… while on the way to catch a flight at LAX (no more private planes for him!!): “She’s a good girl. … Continue reading →
So, our last night in Amsterdam! We spent our last night at dinner, laughing and enjoying ourselves like we should have been all along. Meanwhile, Brandi was on a “date” with Max’s friend. It all seemed creepy and strange, but … Continue reading →
This interviewer chick from E! is a pure idiot. MissAndy needs to front for the RHONY as the only difference in the sinking show is BFrankel. MissAndy says that BFrankel NOW loves being a Housewife… of course she does!! She has to sell her crap!
MissAndy talks to DullDina about TreeJoodice and the “smoking gun” … as MissAndy calls it… on the RHOBH reunion has something to do with HumongousLIpsLisaRinna. MissAndy has no idea the meaning of a “smoking gun”!
MissAndy Talks Housewives…
We give everything MissAndy has to say 9998364633 Kens…
Originally posted July 7, 2014… HagfaceKyle and MO-REESE bought themselves a Palm Springs house for $2.3 million. Kyle says that KimRichards will be detained 500 yards from the front door if she tries to claim half of the house! Kyle … Continue reading →