Don’t wanna say TOLDJA SO… BUT… After PuffyFaceAlana talks about how “lucky” she feels about getting her “Model of the Year” Award from TheDaily, she spills it about how she REALLY got her “Face of Maybelline” contract. “Well my mom … Continue reading →
Alana racked up another award for her work as a “model”! The puffy-faced NON-model-looking daughter of Mohammerhead Hadid and Yolanda Hadid is the FIRST “model” to win “Model of the Year” at the very FIRST Fashion Los Angeles Awards hosted by … Continue reading →
Well, isn’t this something! LymeYoda has suddenly found the strength to pull out that IV and arise from her LymeBed! LymeYoda or “Loada” because she is simply a LOADA crap when it comes to her fakiness… is now issuing happy … Continue reading →
NOTE TO KIM, the ReluctantHousewife: From all that has been gleaned from your life, you have not had the best of times. A child star, supporting her entire family, multiple marriages, divorces… only to end up in your forties on … Continue reading →
From LymeYoda’s December 3, 2012 BravoBlog: “… in Europe, we are raised with holistic medicine. I had been dealing with the pain of breaking my back while delivering my son and the ensuing triple back fusion for 13 years, but … Continue reading →
This former Real Housewife finds out where the Real Housewives Beverly Hills is going to be shooting and tries to get in the shot or get herself involved in the filming almost every day.
It’s Joanna Krupa!
NOTE: SkankyJo is doing everything she possibly can to keep herself not only relevant, but is trying to position herself into a Bravo contract for the RHOBH. SkankyJo’s latest ploy was sending a letter to DrunkOtis “threatening” to sue her over her comments about Skanky’s skank.
NOTE: We’ve spoken to several MDs on this subject and know of people who have had LymeDisease, one who died from the disease. We base our opinion that Yoda doesn’t have LymeDisease on these personal exchanges. We still stand by … Continue reading →
In light of the fact that Kim ends up in the hospital next week on the RHOBH as a result of her interaction with Kingsley, here’s a look at Kim’s first reaction to her new dog from February 2013. “When he gets excited, I get a little scared”… says KimRichards about her pit bull.
On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis. HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.
Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!
Kim was acting goofy playing poker… or were they just learning to play poker… or was Vince just showing off his knowledge of poker from playing in world poker tournaments… or from being the commentator for the world poker … Continue reading →
DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading →
From CDAN: This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return, has seen her earnings take a nose dive. She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging appearance fees for sex. I’m sure her kid(s) would love … Continue reading →
The latest photo issued by LymeYoda! LymeYoda had the strength to pop in on a Singapore hospital during her worldwide “Stick An IV In Me” Tour… just minutes after posing with KingD showing off that he’s now a judge on “Asia’s … Continue reading →
“StinkyHousewives” will receive a trip to NYC to attend NYU classes with Alana! FinePrint: Prize will be awarded as soon as NYU alerts us if Alana pops in for a class. Last checked, Alana hasn’t been seen within ten blocks of NYU…
From TMZ: RHOBH star Adrienne Maloof has kicked her Anheuser-Busch heir BF to the curb. Sources close to the couple tell us Adrienne ended her year and a half relationship with Jacob Busch — but there’s no bad blood between 53-year-old … Continue reading →
DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!
LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment. Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!