After being swooned and then ditched at Carole’s birthday party, Sonja must confront both Harry and LuAnn about their alleged “night together.” Meanwhile, Kristen pulls some matrimonial strings to get a modeling job. Then, when Aviva returns to the group … Continue reading →
We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level. The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading →
Avery has a talent for singing and playing the piano. Her grandmother (Mario’s mom) was a concert pianist, and Alfonso a great voice. We both regret that she gave it up as she had an incredible natural talent. In fact, … Continue reading →
What the hell plopped into Ramoaner’s pinot? What the hell does she care whether LuAnnie busts out her vocals or not? LuAnnie puts Ramoaner in her place! Good for LuAnnie! NOTE: After that very serious scene, need a … Continue reading →
Ramona Singer reportedly made a scene at an upscale Hamptons gala over the weekend by dancing with Mario like “two dogs in heat… humping him, dancing on his leg,” losing her purse and cellphone, and then frantically “screaming” at staffers to … Continue reading →
“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed. These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: OK… enough is enough. We really liked, yes l-i-k-e-d with an “D”, Sonja with a “J” here at SH. However, her role as the roving cougar, prepared to pounce on any available youngen who is capable of … Continue reading →
NOTE: Ramoaner’s whining, waste of space BravoBlog had to be read! Ramoaner is still complaining about her Montana trip… Ramona: LuAnn Resents Sonja and I NOTE: It’s Sonja and “ME”… not “I”! These Housewives and their bad English language usage is … Continue reading →
Montana Ain’t for P—— I’m a Celebrity. . .Get Me Out of Here! I’m back. I needed a break. I’m busy with all my businesses plus trying to nap. You understand. But I see I didn’t miss much. We’re still … Continue reading →
NOTE: A Housewife who appreciated Montana!! However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made. In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading →
ANOTHER RHONY TIFF… She called me BOSSY! Too bad PT Housewife has her life-threatening asthma to contend with… PT coulda whipped off her leg and beat the crap outta both of these Miserable in Montana moronic Housewives!
What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods. First, take all your friends with you. What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!
“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe. Did someone say “camel”?? Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator. Sonja tells the … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’. Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery! Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!
I was really hoping we would go to Aspen. It has all that Montana offers — but more. There is an actual town and lots of people and social things to do. I felt in Montana we were totally going … Continue reading →