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Amy Phillips Does The Housewives… Five-Year WWHL Anniversary

Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago.  Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!

Go on, Amy!!

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RHONY Recap: “There’s Something About Harry” by Sandi Duffy

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“There’s Something About Harry” by Sandi Duffy I missed last weeks episode because I was on vacation in Long Beach Island, NJ.  I didn’t run I into Teresa or Joe Guidice thankfully. Carole is throwing herself a big birthday party. … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” … Items We REALLY Don’t Care About

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DrunkOtis with several bruises posin’ for bikini shots

LisaRinna filming RHOBH… Lisa will be a “friend” of the Housewives, NOT a full-time HW.

NayNay’s clothing line will be on HSN later this month...

LeAnn and Eddie did reality show “to take our lives back”

LisaVanderPumpMyStomach and HagfaceKyle shooting RHOBH lunch scene at VillaBlanca

Adrienne and Camille shooting RHOBH… guests at HagfaceKyle’s annual free ad for KimRichard’s future FatBurger son-in-law aka “WhiteParty.”

YolandaHadid Foster STILL has not sold her house...

 (Thanks to SH readers “Lu” “Dave/Brenda” “DennieZen” “anon” “JustN” “cybraxis”  “Lux”  “Nels” “LN” “cmhr” “PDM”!!)


RHONY Finale Preview: PTHousewife Whips Her Leg!

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After being swooned and then ditched at Carole’s birthday party, Sonja must confront both Harry and LuAnn about their alleged “night together.” Meanwhile, Kristen pulls some matrimonial strings to get a modeling job. Then, when Aviva returns to the group … Continue reading



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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading


Ramoaner And CountessLuAnnie’s BravoBlogs…

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Avery has a talent for singing and playing the piano. Her grandmother (Mario’s mom) was a concert pianist, and Alfonso a great voice. We both regret that she gave it up as she had an incredible natural talent. In fact, … Continue reading


Ramaoner Goes After CountessLuAnnie Like The Rabid Dog She Is! Sonja Plays The Wingman!

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What the hell plopped into Ramoaner’s pinot?  What the hell does she care whether LuAnnie busts out her vocals or not?   LuAnnie puts Ramoaner in her place!  Good for LuAnnie!   NOTE:  After that very serious scene, need a … Continue reading


Ramoaner Naked Wasted At Party… Dancin’ Like A Dog With Mario… UPDATE: Phone Found… Man Hospitalized!

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Ramona Singer reportedly made a scene at an upscale Hamptons gala over the weekend by dancing with Mario like “two dogs in heat… humping him, dancing on his leg,” losing her purse and cellphone, and then frantically “screaming” at staffers to … Continue reading


RHONY Recap … “Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy

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“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading


RHONY Preview: Goin’ To A Rodeo… A High Fashion Flop!

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On the next RHONY:  Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed.  These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading


RHONY Preview: MontanaMatron Makes Mooooooves On CuteCulinaryCowboy Prey… Whilst Others Throw Hatchets!

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On the next RHONY:  OK… enough is enough.  We really liked, yes l-i-k-e-d with an “D”, Sonja with a “J” here at SH.  However, her role as the roving cougar, prepared to pounce on any available youngen who is capable of … Continue reading


Ramoaner Still Whining About Montana!

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NOTE:  Ramoaner’s whining, waste of space BravoBlog had to be read!  Ramoaner is still complaining about her Montana trip…  Ramona: LuAnn Resents Sonja and I  NOTE:  It’s Sonja and “ME”… not “I”!  These Housewives and their bad English language usage is … Continue reading


Carole Radziwill BravoBlog: Carole Talks Story Lines; Sonja Gossip; Fabricated Asthma BS; CryBaby Tallmark!

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Montana Ain’t for P—— I’m a Celebrity. . .Get Me Out of Here! I’m back. I needed a break. I’m busy with all my businesses plus trying to nap. You understand. But I see I didn’t miss much. We’re still … Continue reading


CountessLuAnnie’s BravoBlog: LuAnnie’s DONE! Jealous Sonja Can Keep Ramoaner!

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NOTE:  A Housewife who appreciated Montana!!   However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made.  In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading

The Bossy Battle In Montana!

ANOTHER RHONY TIFF… She called me BOSSY!  Too bad PT Housewife has her life-threatening asthma to contend with… PT coulda whipped off her leg and beat the crap outta both of these Miserable in Montana moronic Housewives!

CountlessLuAnnie Displays Etiquette Techniques For Proper Peeing In The Woods…

What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods.  First, take all your friends with you.  What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!


RHONY Recap … “Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy

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“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe.   Did someone say “camel”??   Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator.  Sonja tells the … Continue reading

Sonja’s Phony Phight Scene… Accuses LuAnnie Of Eating Chips!! BigBags Fulla Chips!!

On tonight’s RHONY:  The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’.  Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery!   Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!

WITTY WEEKEND!! RHONY Caption This! UPDATE: We Have A Winner!!

 Thanks to “Hers” for the winning caption!!


“Hers” receives a free trip to Montana!!   **Free trip** means hitchhiking to the Montana border… departure date will be taken at the winner’s discretion.   Enjoy your visit to Montana!!!


RHONY Recap “Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy

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“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy   The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state?  I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading


RHONY Preview: The Asthma Ailment Alibi…

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  This “asthma ailment” of PT Housewife is totally bogus BS.  Let’s see the prescriptions… anyone can pull out an inhaler! Hasn’t everyone caught on by now that it’s a requirement when Housewives go on a trip that ONE Housewives … Continue reading



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This is NOT KenyanMoore.  This is NOT CreepyCarlton!

It’s MeGo!!!  

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