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SONJA’S BRAVO BLOG: You’re ALL Jealous!

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NOTE:  We don’t pay much attention to the Housewives BravoBlogs any longer, as the majority of their BravoBlogs are ghostwritten or the BravoBlogs are simply driveling rehash of the last episode with zero insight.   HOWEVER, SonjaTMorgan has written some … Continue reading

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The REAL Status Symbol For NYers… None Of The RHONY Have!

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The ultimate status symbol on the UpperEastSide:  kids! The more kids you have, proves that you have the financial resources to provide for them and it’s very expensive living on the UES… according to Wednesday Martin, author of the newly released … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Back To The Berkshires… Same Story, Different Hostess… Still Boring

Back to the Bershires. The best line comes from Crankles who states that she’s not looking for attention. Who is she kidding?? There’s not one of these moronic Housewives who are not looking for attenshun…

RHONY Preview: Crankles Is Cranky Over Fish

Crankles is simply a loud-mouthed ignorant buffoon who can ruin a dinner party within seconds.

RHONY John Talk… While John Is In The John

The ridiculous talk about John starts when John visits the bathroom.  HEY!  Maybe John saw Kimmerz there!

BORED BORING YAWN

RHONY Preview: Ramoaner/Mario Back? Carl The BoardDoorman? Crankles Gets Crankier

What a crock with both YAWNERS.  Who didn’t know that Ramoaner’s “divorce” was a story line and Carl wants everyone to think that she’s a partier who forgets her keys?  Carl’s friend Trig lives in the same building… no need for the NYFD.  At least everyone got to see who actually writes Carl’s tweets!! 

Crankles gets testy with her therapist… MORE YAWNS.

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Ramoaner The Dancing Queen… Wants A Slot On DWTS

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Ramona Singer has started a wine company, a skincare line and a jewelry collection. So it’s no surprise that the energetic and extremely youthful 57-year-old wants to take on another challenge but, dancing? Yep, that’s right. Ramona wants to compete … Continue reading

RHONY Dorinda Zings Singer With Mario Remark… Dor Wants Everyone To “Stop The Baloney”!!!

Dorinda gets a dig in at Ramoaner and wants everyone to “stop the baloney”!!  Doesn’t Dor know that if the baloney was stopped, there would be no Housewives??

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Housewives Guide To Their Day Off Looks…

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Jeffrey Slonim from AllureMagazine asked the Housewives about their preferred look during their down time.  The answers from these “highly educated” low IQ Housewives showed that some of them didn’t even understand the question. Bethenny Frankel (The Real Housewives of New … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Ramoaner’s Party… Crankles’ Therapy Session

What’s with Carl’s headgear?  What’s with Sonja’s psychic “lifestyle”?  What’s with Crankles decibel breaking voice??

Crankles’ mother is still living… seems like she forgot that fact.

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Ramoaner Rattled By Mario Divorce Grab

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From NYDailyNews: “Real Housewives of New York” star Ramona Singer is caught in the middle of a messy divorce from husband Mario, who is trying to take her to the cleaners. But friends of the embattled reality star say not … Continue reading

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The Tweets…

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Isn’t she special?? And such a sophisticate!!  A real woman of letters!   The ridiculous feud between LuAnnie and CaroleR over some guy who can grill a steak.  How cute that LuAnnie hired someone to tweet for her!   LuAnnie … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Stop The Car… Crankles Needs To Pee

The Housewives shows are becoming so utterly boring that the producers aren’t even trying any more.  The Housewives producers delve into more redundancy by replicating Crankles bathroom scene… this time stopping by the side of the road while on the way to Atlantic City.  Ramoaner further denigrates herself or is trying to get on the good side of stah of the show, Crankles, by copying Crankles.

We give this preview 9984994756634333333333 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

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Sonja’s Breaking Up With Ramoaner… Or Vice Versa… Whatever

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Ramoaner’s grown closer to the other divorced NY Housewives and newbie Dorinda Medley as opposed to Sonja because Sonja’s just too self absorbed to be the rock of a friend she needs during this time in her life.  Every time they … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Sonja’s Confused… ‘Rinda’s Bemused… Tallmark Schmoozed… Carole Boozed

Sonja is confused about her ‘brand’…and then there’s the required sex talk:

‘Rinda says Crankles is “different”…

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Ramona Singer Late Night Calls To Mario…

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According to ROL, Ramoaner Singer is rumored to be calling Mario late at night and begging him for a second chance. These rumors go against everything Ramona said on the show. Ramona said that Mario was begging for her forgiveness in … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Carole Pukes To Attract BoyMan… Sonja And LuAnnie Are BoyManMagnets

Sonja’s “boyfriend” brings date to party.  Carole was fit model for Jordache jeans… they only needed her from the waist down.

We give the RHONY 39398736300404047 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHONY Preview: The NeverEnding Prepubescent Poaching

Will Sonja’s attractiveness to twenty-somethings ever fade? Will the twenty-somethings ditch Sonja after they learn that Sonja is broke?  Does anyone know what is attracting twenty-somethings to Carole? The voice, the face, the overall look… is there something that these twenty-somethings see that no one else sees?

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RHONY Preview: Look Who “Just Happened” To Show Up… It’s KellyBigFeet! WATCH!

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CountessLuAnnie just happened to run into KellyBigFeet and just happened to invite her to the long-running RHONY “girls night out”…  BFrankel just happens to have also accepted an invitation. Interesting that they are not gathered at Ramoaner’s new place. The … Continue reading

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Blind Item REVEALED! It’s Sonja Morgan…Ramoaner Singer

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From CDAN July 21, 2012:  What Real Housewives wife has gloriously backstabbed her fellow co-star by sleeping with her husband. The thing is these two Housewives are actually friends so it is a true back stabbing. Of course he is … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Dueling Brunches

 

RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

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RHONY Ratings… Season Premiere LOWER Than Lead-In RHOBH

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THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN FOR THE RHONY…just proving that no one cares about Frankle’s return. “The Real Housewives of New York City,” Bravo Media earned its best Tuesday night of the year to-date among all key demos, according … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Off To LuAnnie’s New House… Ramoaner Moans

FYI to Ramoaner:  The leaves of flowers should never be immersed in water.   

 

 

RAMOANER ON WWHL: Explains Her RHONY Reunion Behavior

Ramoaner keeps going back and forth as to her marital status.  Kinda like ChinaTown… “she’s my sister; she’s my daughter; she’s my sister; she’s my daughter”!  Make up your mind… are you OFFICIALLY divorced or not???

Ramoaner’s sister on WWHL…

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HOUSEHUSBAND JOSHY FINDS ANOTHER PRODUCT FOR TALLMARK TO PUSH… Ditches Her Card Organizers For Nail Polish!

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From Glamour: AAWWWWW… what a HouseHusband!!  Joshy found another product for his wife to push!!   “I really have this housewife situation where my son has obviously been in school for some time and my daughter’s not a baby anymore, … Continue reading

RHONY Preview…

It’s more of the same…old ‘cougars’ going after the young help.  Frankel’s screeching should be preceded with a warning.  These people are simply contemptible dumbasses. 

NOTE:  You KNOW that the RHONY, or any HWs show, are on their death bed gasping for air when a Housewife proclaims this to be the best season ever!  (On her new look, DullDina Carole says that she went to a great dermatologist.  UM, yeah, OK Carole… we would believe you if your skin doctor was also a plastic surgeon and a dentist!)

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RHONY Preview: WATCH Battle Of Marriages With Ramoaner And Sonja!

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Ramoaner COULD do something about her marriage and finally divorce the cad… IF she wanted.   The financial settlement could be ironed out after the divorce.  We will stick to our original take on Ramoaner/Mario… that their divorce is a … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The NY Housewife With Cheating HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This NYC Housewife caught her husband literally in bed with someone but still won’t leave the guy.

No wonder he cheats on her all the time and brings people back to their place. He has no fear of her leaving.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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RHONY: BFrankel Whining… RamonaSinger STILL Divorcing!?

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How interesting that the NYDailyNews also says what we’ve been saying:   that BFrankel brings nothing to this season of the RHONY, except her neverending whining about her “homeless” situation… a real slap to those very unfortunate to actually be … Continue reading

RHONY PREVIEW…

BFrankel says she didn’t like doing her talk show… well, surprise… no one watched BFrankel’s talk show.  Why Ellen kept pushing BleeeeechFrankel is a mystery.

Sonja gets the bad edit…