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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s Felon Consultant Says “She’s A MOTHER, WIFE and FRIEND”!

DON’T BELIEVE ALL THOSE LIES IN THE COURT DOCUMENTS!! NOTE:  Originally posted November 21, 2013… You knew THIS was coming! Wendy Feldman, who states that one of her “best friends,” Jill Zarin, introduced her to Tree Joodice… HUH???… is starting … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Here We Go With The PR!… Tree’s “Prison Advisor” Speaks!…Advisor Taking Over Tree’s Life… Says Situation Is “Sad And Unfortunate”!… “Tree’s a MOMMY And A WIFE”!

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  You knew THIS was coming! Wendy Feldman, who states that one of her “best friends,” Jill Zarin, introduced her to Tree Joodice… HUH???… is starting to put out the BS about Tree Joodice! Wendy is going the “she’s a … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Future Jailbird… Hires “Incarcervention” Expert… Tree Preparing To Serve Time

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In the latest InTouchMagazine re Tree Joodice and Tree’s future prison problems THIS one little blurb is included: “… Teresa, who even hired LA-based legal coach and crisis manager Wendy Feldman…” How positively sneaky of Tree’s PR people to let that little … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES, JANUARY 2011: RHONJ Teresa Giudice Babbles at Learning Annex… “Builds Fans Via Twitter and FB”… “Loves Kardashians And Wants Daughters To Grow Up Like Them”… “Does Not Regret Anything”… “Says Dina Manzo Getting Her Own Cooking Show”

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ORIGINALLY POSTED JANUARY 11, 2011 … RE-POSTED OCTOBER 23, 2013  Yes… this IS a SH **EXCLUSIVE**!!!!   **EYE ROLL** NOTE:  While searching for another item, came across THIS re Tree Joodice… from over TWO years ago!  This is the very … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES, OCTOBER 2011: Melissa Gorga’s Cousin… “TreyC”, Who Actually CAN Sing!… Missy Turns Down Comparison Interview…

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ORIGINALLY POSTED OCTOBER 14, 2011… almost TWO years ago!!  While looking for TreyC items, found one of the first! TreyC (Tracy Caprioni) has added another single to her repertoire… “Bitter Suite.”     Click to listen to…  Bitter Suite  (Keep in mind, that … Continue reading

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AMY’S BAKING COMPANY: Reader Experience At ABC!… Free Pizza For Good Review… Samy Told To “Amp Up The Drama”… Da BoogALooz Chat With Scottsdale Radio Station

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We can’t wait until Amy’s Baking Company’s grand re-opening tomorrow!  SH reader “AZFan” will be attempting to get first-hand info and reporting back.  In the meantime, there has been plenty more about ABC which obviously is being coordinated to gain … Continue reading

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ADRIANA DE MOURA: ODDriana Already Married… And She’s 47… BUT, We Already Knew ODDriana Was A Fraudster!… Did Lea Black Know Adriana’s Phony Story?

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Seriously, who can blame Adriana… or ODD-riana, as MissAndy loves to call her… for makin’ up her very own story line to claim one of those envious spots as a Miami Housewife? We all knew about ODDriana’s FIRST marriage to … Continue reading

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LAUREN FOSTER: Who Is Lauren Foster of The Real Housewives of Miami?… More To Come!!

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November 18, 2012 Did you notice the woman who came between MissElaine Lancaster and Marysol Patton at Lisa Pliner’s going away party?  If you didn’t know, Lisa “shoe designer” Pliner has sold her Fisher Island home and has relocated with … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog…Blames Teresa Giudice and KimD… MeGo Pulls Out The “I’m A MOM” Card

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September 19,  2012  11:50 am  Bravo…                                                    Cover thanks to “HousewifeHoe!” Well the time has come. … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga… Wants Nothing To Do With Her Singing Cousin, TreyC!

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TreyC (Tracy Caprioni) has added another single to her repertoire… “Bitter Suite.”    Click to listen…  Bitter Suite  (Keep in mind, that this is NOT the finished product… TreyC used one mic… NO recording studio… and no Soul Diggaz help!)    … Continue reading

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For SH Readers ONLY!!! All Others Divert Your Eyes To Somewhere Else… Or Just “Close Your Eyes” and Don’t Open Them

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Season 3, Episode 1… Part I

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IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER… Juicy Joe Giudice is no longer in the construction business and is now proprietor and chief pizza maker at Giuseppe’s Pizza in Jersey, churning out saugage pizzas instead of cement, and Teresa is very proud of … Continue reading

RHOM Marysol… Mommy & Me

Miami Arrest Record for Elsa Carreras Patton

Real Housewives of Miami Elsa PattonBotox always tastes better in a wine glass…

Inmate Name:
Patton, Elsa Carreras
Inmate #:
100079277
Last Arrest Date:
00:30AM 10-09-2010
Sex:
Female
Race:
White
Age/DOB:
76
Height:
5′ 7″
Weight:
150
Status:
N/A

Family drama: Marysol's mother Elsa Patton was also arrested last year for driving under the influenceElsa, courtesy of Miami-Dade PD

Psychics are their own worst clients… they can never predict their own arrests

Charges Resulting from Arrest on 10/09/2010

1.  Dui/Unlawful Breath Alcohol Level
Counts: 1
Bond: $0.00
2.  No Valid Drivers License
Counts: 1
Bond: $0.00
 
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A few weeks after Mommy Elsa was arrested for DUI, Marysol, along with her Real Housewives of Miami cast mates, attended their quickly-thrown-together premiere party, as reported by Miami.com… 
 

If you didn’t catch them on TV – The Real Housewives of Miami debuted 10 p.m. Tuesday on Bravo – then maybe you saw their fabulousness in the flesh.  The glam castmates came together for a launch party at the Eden Roc Renaissance Hotel on the night of Monday, Feb. 21 to introduce themselves to (hopefully) future fans. (That’s saying a whole lot when even a promotion piece is ‘hoping’ for the show…)

Lea Black was the first to arrive, with hubby Roy Black and 9-year-old son R.J. in tow. Both were beaming.  “She had fun doing this so I’m happy for her,’’ said the famed defense attorney, adding with a wink: “Luckily I was away for most of the cameras and the shooting, though!’’  Asked what she was wearing, Lea couldn’t recall.  “I literally pulled this out of my closet!’’ she said of the black lace dress with beige slip. “It’s 15 years old.’’  (Bravo Andy just twittered her the day before that the RHOM was a ‘go’… Lea barely had time to wax her brows, let alone go for a dress fitting!)

***SPOILER ALERT***  Marysol Patton, in a strapless cocktail mini, seemed embarrassed by all the attention. “I was stalked,’’ said the 44-year-old PR maven. “I went out on Valentine’s Day with***my husband***, and there were photographers in the bushes!’’  (***Well, her ‘older woman dating a younger man’ storyline is blown… She’s married to the dude!!!  Hmmm… a little Cynthia/Peter deja vu??)

Mom Elsa Patton – she of the recent DUI (above) – showed her support for her daughter. When a bystander complimented her on her sleek, straight hair, the 76-year-old plastic surgery addict aficionado thanked her and blew a kiss .  “She’s the real star of the show,’’ (If Bravo Andy is calling Elsa, the ‘KimG’ of Miami, the ‘real star’ of the show, then there are some definite problems with RHOM…) said Bravo exec/personality Andy Cohen ( Watch What Happens Live!)  Asked why the franchise picked up here, Cohen said, “Miami has got touch of The O.C. and something else. It was a no-brainer.’’  (If Miss Andy could explain what that ‘something else’ is, maybe we could all figure out a reason to watch RHOM… Come on, Andy… help us out here!)