REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Preview: RancidRichie Falls For Psychic Spew…

What the hell is it with these NJ subhumans and their even more moronic “psychics” “energists”???  The phony “psychics” feel out their marks before the session; RancidRichie musta been ripe for the picking!  Besides, RancidRichie needs some rounding out of his character… but, needed a “psychic” to help everyone see that RR has a “soft” side.


REALLY REAL FOR REAL REALLY REAL REALITY STUFF: Dialysis Diversion…Doggie Drugs… Psychic Psycho

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We’re takin’ a weekly whirl on the REAL reality merry-go-round! This guy should be featured on PYSIH! His wife was dying and needed kidney dialysis treatment.  Darwin Dieter took the insurance payments meant for his wife’s dialysis and bought a … Continue reading


JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax’ Psychic… How Could Tia NOT Know This?… The Psychic That “Blew BubbaJax’ Mind” Is Bein’ Booted

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Bravo just LOVES their psychics… and tarot card readers, palm readers, mystics, air cleaners… whatever you choose to call them! But, exactly how accurate are these “foreseers” of the future? BubbaJax’ very favorite “psychic” Tia… which BubbaJax raved about in … Continue reading


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Kim Richards… 10 Years From Now…

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                  Kyle Richards and Rebecca “The Psychic”… LizardLipLickin’ Hagface who gotz da “manhands”…. otherwise known as Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kyle Richards… got some very reliable information from her psychic, Rebecca, about … Continue reading

Kim and Kroy’s Little Boy Bay-bee Bump…

Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is pregnant with Kroy ‘Atlanta Falcons’ Biermann’s bay-bee… everyone knows that.  When she and Kroy were Andy’s guests on the very first baby shower on Watch What Happens Live!, Kim told Andy that they knew the baby’s gender, but were not going to divulge that tidbit of top secret info. 
Miss Andy tried everything in his power to get Kim or Kroy to tell him if was a boy or girl, but Kim wasn’t gonna budge and Miss Andy knew not to push Kroy too much, if ya know what I mean.  So, neither of them said nothin’.   

Baby Shower… Woo-hoo!!!

But… remember Kim’s visit to her psychic?   Unlike Allysnake ‘Patricia Arquette… hold on, I gotta take another drag of steam from my blue plastic cigarette…Plays Me on TV’ Doo-bwah, Kim’s psychic was pretty much on-the-money about what she’s told Kim so far, and her psychic told Kim that she was having a boy.  So, if Kim’s psychic says that Kim is having a boy, then Kim better plop out a little bundle that has an appendage that requires a circumcision, ’cause Kim’s psychic doesn’t pretend to be a psychic, unlike that other psychically dormant rip-off on RHOBH who told Kyle and Kim what they wanted to hear only after she questioned them both before persuading them that her psychic abilities were worth payment.  

But, really, is this photo montage necessary????

Kim Zolciak put her baby bump on display while wearing bikinis in her Life & Style photo shoot.

Demi Moore started this pregnancy photo trend when she modeled nude while pregnant with Rumer for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine.  Remember this from 20 years ago?:

The original naked pregnant pose… it’s been done to death… can’t someone think of something else???