Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice…Juicy’s Mug Shot…

Juicy Joe Joo-dice was recently arrested and charged last week on fraud charges after attempting to obtain a New Jersey drivers licence using his brother’s birth certificate and marriage license.  Juicy’s own license was suspended for drunk driving.  Juicy was retained … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Workin’ Home Shows

Such a bizarre video:  Tree Joo-dice from the Real Housewives of New Jersey is signing books while promoting a building contractor.  Obviously this takes place at a Home Show and the contractor thought Tree would attract business to his kiosk… … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New Jersey: Juicy Guidice’s Brother Did It…

Juicy’s brother is the reason for his arrest on Friday… The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Tree Joo-dice’s husband, ‘Juicy’ Joe Joo-dice, was arrested last Friday for fraudulently obtaining a New Jersey driver’s license because his own license was— and … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice… Juicy Says, “I Ain’t Guilty”…

Is this guy serious??? ‘Juicy’ Joe Joo-dice is planning on pleading ‘not guilty‘ to the fraud charges that were leveled against him when he appears before a Passaic County, NJ judge Monday morning.  How is Juicy gonna explain possessing a drivers … Continue reading

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa and Joe Giudice… What’s Juicy Doin’ ?

Last week, the scammer/bankruptcy queen who still appears on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Tree Joo-dice, heard some talk about Juicy having a very private dinner with a younger version of herself and she immediately took to her Fake-a-licious Fabulicious site to post that she and Juicy are more in love than ever… quick, grab me a bucket!

When you leavin’, Tree?  You don’t wanna disappoint yer fans… howz about leavin’ now, just so ya git there in plenty of time… naw, Tree, two days won’t be too early…

Anyway, out of curiousity, just rechecked her site to see if she had posted any further gag-inducing ‘love, love, love’ crap about her and her million-dollar bankruptcy buddy and found that she and Juicy are off to a mini-honeymoon in the Poconos.  Or so I thought.   Tree is actually off to the Poconos by herself.  According to her schedule, she will be cooking her mother’s recipes from her latest cookbook and, of course, staying to sign books for the nitwits that really think that her book is somehow unique… probably the same people who actually paid to sit in the audience at the Learning Annex where she gave advice on how to live.

So what if I took Bethenny’s ‘skinny girl’ idea… you have to read my cookbook… you can’t read a drink, Danielle.

Since she wrote her rebuttal to the Juicy-being-seen-out-with-a-cuter-Tree rumor, there has been no mention of Juicy on her site.  S0… where’s Juicy gonna be while Tree’s at the Mt. Airy Casino pumping these poor individuals for their cash?  Out with Tara D or G or F?  Why do the rumors about Juicy hit a distinctive nerve with Tree?  Maybe someone who is familiar with Juicy could speculate intelligently about Juicy’s activities.

                                                     …yeah, I changed it to: “Happy Wife…Goodbye Happy Life”   NO!  He’s just kidding.  Right, Joe?  Ain’t that right, Joe?  Joe?

So, here is what Joe Mastropole, Juicy’s ex-business partner who was almost screwed out of over $500,000 in the Joo-dice’s ongoing bankruptcy case had to say about Juicy and his private activities:  “i am not surprised joe is fooling around that will never change nor will his getting drunk and acting like a 20 yr old some people never grow up and can never do the right thing by anyone  not a partner wife or friend    he will rot in hell.”

Well said, Joe… well said.

Tree’s Rebuttal Post:   HERE

Thanks to Joe Mastropole…