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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Photo Recap: Season Four, Episode Fifteen… “Trail of Doubts”

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                  I love Mohamed THIS much!  I love his… um, hair!  And his… um, sweater!  And his… can I put my nose into that basket of carbs???          You’re an … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: What The Hell Did MeGo Do To Her Face… Again???

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What the hell is Melissa Gorga doin’ to her face?? MeGo was posin’ with her plastic surgeon…after her very obvious lip-plumpin’ injections and cheek implants!  Did MeGo have a boob job, too? A look at the many faces of Melissa! … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… TAKIN’ A LOOK BACK: What Was Goin’ On In December… One, Two and Three Years Ago!

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While looking for something else, got lost in the past! These are some of the interesting items discovered from around this time three years, two years and one year ago around this time, which you may have totally forgotten about… … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kyle Richards… Joanna Krupa…WretchedRossi… NayNay Leakes

HagfaceKyle, PierogiePrincessSkankyJo and Wretched BLEEEECH! Rossi have something in common!

They all posed for the paps over the weekend!

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HagfaceKyle was showing how well she’s doing… figure-wise… since her massive body lipo plastic surgery transformation.

SkankyJo was showing how well she can master the art of eating a piece of cake… SkankyJo is actually using a fork!

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Wretched BLEEEEEECH! Rossi was showing that she can crash a party!  Wretched is shown at a party with 41-year-old Carmen Electra.  NOTE:  Really???  Carmen Electra is 41??  Thought Carmen was OVER 40 when she was 20!  Have never, ever understood all those publications which wrote of Carmen’s “beauty” in such glowing terms!  The chick has always looked like she’s 30 years older than she is…

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NayNayLeakes is revealing everything about her life to bobblehead-on-a-stick GiulianaWhatever on a very special E!News special airing tonight at 10 pm… “NayNay Talks To A BobbleHead.”  NOTE:  We’re givin’ this bizarre “special” 9938374,99837487 Kens!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS… PREVIEW: Part III… Kyle Richards Meets Carlton Gebbia To Shop For Palm Springs Trip To Kim Richards’ Stolen House!

HagfaceKyle and CarltonTheDoorman meet up at a store called “stretch”… where the attendant lays on compliment after compliment about bell-bottomed HagfaceKyle’s small butt.  Apparently this store is the ONLY store in Beverly Hills that has an employee who didn’t know about the three month’s work of plastic surgery done on HagfaceKyle!  According to HagfaceKyle, her kids steal all of her clothes… lil FrontPorcha musta been ransacking Kyle’s store at the time of filming!

We’re givin’ this preview 387463,99384,387343 eye rolls!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS… PREVIEW: Part IV… Carlton Gebbia Tells Kyle Richards Why Kyle Pisses Her Off…

The shopping at “stretch” continues… CarltonTheDoorman tells HagfaceKyle why Hagface pisses her off.  HagfaceKyle uses the old “I didn’t have any help that day” excuse.   CarltonTheDoorman explains that she didn’t want to tell HagfaceKyle all the reasons for her bein’ pissed off in front of all the other Housewives.  WHAT!?  When did politeness enter into the producers dictionary?

 

We’re givin’ this preview 993847,38734,29283 Kens…

 

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MORE HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Lisa Vanderpump “Relatives Embarrassed”… Heather Dubrow “I’m A HW For My HouseHusband”!… Kyle Richards “Fat Wars”… DrunkOtis “Slips Up; Doesn’t Know Her “REAL” Friends!!

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LisaWhoLivesInAVanDerDumpDownByTheRiver says her relatives in England are not  supportive of her reality show ‘stardom.‘   It’s a ‘reality show’ and that doesn’t quite fit in with their perception of what I should be doing with my real life. People in … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY… Lynne Curtin… FEBUSzoid “Fame”… RHOBH… PierogiPrincess…Penny Karagiorgis… Buy A Cynthia Bailey Doll… Tuning OUT Of TheView!

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Obviously FEBUSzoid had her crew busily “voting” for her hideous hand-made Butterick pattern poopy pants RHONJ reunion frock over at Bravo.   OR… no one is paying any attention to anything at Bravo! Someone has waaaaay too much money!    Gene … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: “ActionFigure”… Joey Gorga Pez Dispenser!!… BubbaJax Laurita’s Plastic Surgeon… Total Cost For Surgeries… AND, Dr. Brent Now Casting!

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Which New Jersey Housewife could this be? HeroBuilders also has a JoeyMarco Gorga Pez dispenser for sale… if it ain’t JMG, it surely does look like him!!!  WELL… maybe it’s just the hat! BubbaJax’ plastic surgeon, Dr. Brent Moelleken was … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap, Season Five Episode Eleven, “Children of the Scorned”

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY Recap  Season Five Episode Eleven “Children of the Scorned”   Sandi Duffy will return next week! WHAT!  PrinceAlbie says that his black water stuff isn’t financially stable enough to withdraw any money from it!?!? That’s … Continue reading

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NO PLASTIC SURGERY FOR THIS HOUSEWIFE!… BUT, She Says “Never Say Never” At Book Signing…

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“I had a tummy tuck at 39. That is the only [plastic surgery] I’ve had done. I don’t have any fillers or Botox or any of that crazy stuff,” she said on July 12 at Mohegan Sun Casino where she … Continue reading

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VICKI GUNVALSON, TAMRA BARNEY: “Wines By Wives” …

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NOTE:  This post was in “draft” mode for a month… just hangin’ there!  Don’t know why, but since it’s been hangin’ out there for at least a month, this might be a good time to unleash it!  Hope it’s still … Continue reading

AMY PHILLIPS: Amy Does Vicki Gunvalson…

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Our friend, Amy Phillips, has done another spot-on Housewife imitation…. this time it’s Vicki Gunvalson!

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PHAEDRA PARKS: Phaedra’s BravoBlog… PP Busy With Her Spinoff AND “Phaedra SPARKS” StunGun… Says Kenya Moore’s Threats Define Kenya As “Unstable”… Phaedra Defines “True Bloggers”!… Phaedra Defines Kenya Moore As Made of “Plastic Surgery”…

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Bravo… Another in a short list of Housewives whose BravoBlogs are amusing!  Phaedra’s words, which seem to be Phaedra’s original voice, are calm, collected and well thought out… and sting in all the right places!  Bravo, MissPhaedraParks… bravo!!   The … Continue reading

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VICKI GUNVALSON: Vicki’s BravoBlog… Vicki Admits To Getting Plastic Surgery Because of Slade Smiley’s Insults! What A Shame… Ryan Culberson Deployed To Afghanistan… No Mention of “Crooksy” Brooks Ayers!

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Bravo… Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Orange County. I think it’s going to be a great season. As I watched tonight’s episode, it made me cry watching little Troy be born again. It was one of those “life’s moments” … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… Brandi DOES NOT Know Shana! Did Shana Scam Brandi?… Brandi Pulls The “Poor” Card Again… Slams Dr. Paul Nassif’s “Work”…

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Bravo…  How the hell did Brandi’s BravoBlog excape??  Well, here it is!! Oh boy where to start. First let me apologize for missing my blog last week, I have been on a whirlwind press tour for my new book Drinking and … Continue reading

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NENE LAKES: Nay-Nay Blasts All The Housewives Franchises… ‘Cept Hers…

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Well, ain’t this somethin’!  Nay-Nay Leakes has a chat with the Insider and says that when you watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you don’t get all that “plastic surgery” look… just some “brown girls” havin’ fun. And, of course, the … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Brandi Glanville “NewBook”, WatchWhatCrappens, Kim Richards “NoseJob”

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October 24, 2012  10:45 am Get on over to TVGasm!  The latest WatchWhatCrappens podcast is ready for your listening enjoyment!! *********************** ANOTHER Housewife book! … “Untitled Brandi Glanville” goes on sale Feb. 1. This Beverly Hills unreal Housewife bleats about custody … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: RHOM MamaElsa… Jax Laurita “HobbyTime!”… Vegas High Rollers… Amy Phillips… UPDATE: Nene Leakes Punched Out By Kenya Moore…

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October 21, 2012  11:51 am   4:oo pm                                                                  … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: The Cost of KomaKathy’s Nose Job and Lip Fillers… Probably Nuthin’!

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October 6, 2012  9:40 am  HughesCenter…   “Hey look!  I’m a spokesmodel!  Richie says that I woulda been a spokesmodel even if Tree wasn’t my cousin…” No wonder Lord of the Housewives “called out” KomaKathy Wakile’s new look on the … Continue reading

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LISA HOCHSTEIN: New RHOM… Let’s Tour Her House!!… VIDEO

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August 23, 2012  12:10 pm   Bravo…                                  Lisa Hochstein… “A self-proclaimed “professional housewife,” Lisa Hochstein is married to legendary Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Lenny … Continue reading

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ALEXIS BELLINO: Someone Hacked My Twitter!!!

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August 16, 2012  9:40 am   FoxNews…  Alexis Bellino… “Do I look like I know how to manipulate ‘followers’ on Twitter?” “I have waited to respond regarding the recent ‘bought Twitter fans’ accusations because like many of you, I thought … Continue reading

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From the SH Archives!…ADRIENNE MALOOF, PAUL NASSIF: PAUL IS A DANCIN’ FOOL AT PANDORKA’S WEDDING!… VIDEO

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POSTED JANUARY 25, 2012 9: 23 pm   RE-POSTED AUGUST 12, 2012   Since the announcement of the Adrienne Maloof/Paul Nassif separation, let’s take a look back at one of Adrienne and Paul’s better times… at Lisa VanderpumpRump’s daughter, Pandorka’s, … Continue reading

ALEXIS BELLINO: Alexis Says “Last Season of RHOC Was Rough”… While Trampoline Jumpin’!!… VIDEO

August 12, 2012  12:25 pm   From Scott Stewart of What’sUpOrangeCounty

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ALEXIS BELLINO: Trampoline Park Open For Payin’ Jumpers… It’s Jimbo’s Birthday!!… UPDATE: Groupon Offering…

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June 10, 2012  7:15 pm   UPDATE June 11, 2012  7:00 pm Da Bellino’s new trampoline park has only been open for two days… and da Bellino’s have already gone the Groupon route… a two-day Groupon! If YOU live in … Continue reading