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MELISSA GORGA: Messy Lookin’ For Sympathy… What Will Melissa Do For Her Very Ill Aunt?… Will Melissa Charge Tickets For A Benefit And Sell Her CDs…As She Did In 2011???

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Melissa Gorga’s relative is ill… she tweeted about it today and is asking for your prayers: After reading Melissa’s tweets, was thoroughly disgusted.  WHY???  Because in 2011, another of Melissa’s aunts, Lorraine Royale, was extremely ill AND financially desperate.  What … Continue reading

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DANNY PROVENZANO: Danielle Staub’s “Friend” Says That New Jersey Don’t Get No Respect!! NewJersey Mayor Can’t Get S-Bowl Tickets!!

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Look who shows up on an item about the Mayor of North Rutherford NJ!  It’s Danielle Staub’s BFF… Danny Pro!!!  Danny says to get respect, ya gotta shoot ‘em!! NOTE:  Danny Provenzano is also featured in the longer version of … Continue reading

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FROM THE 2011 SH ARCHIVES … TERESA GIUDICE: Da Joodice’s Are “Leaving The Bankruptcy Behind Us”… VIDEO

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While searching for something else, found this from 2011! TreeJoodice is tryin’ to convince viewers and herself that all the bankruptcy stuff is behind her and Juicy… nice try!!!  Interesting to find items from years ago which don’t turn out … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Next Season Story Line… “Old v New”…Teresa, Melissa and Dina FIGHT With Napolitano Twins and Amber Nicole

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The Housewives are just so predictable!  Anyone could write the next season’s story lines.  Really, what else are they going to come up with??  They cannot continue the Gorga v Joodice feud… that was annoying and boring two seasons ago! … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS: Who Kept Them??

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Since there is absolutely nothing new with any of the Housewives… really, what could be said or done which has not been already said or done…let’s take a look back at some of the preposterous items from New Year’s past! … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… REAL Reality… Warning: Do NOT Read If You Even Think You Will Be “Offended”!!

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HERE is the latest re “DuckDynasty’s” Phil Robertson.  Doug Ellin, the creator of HBO’s show, “Entourage,” has blasted Phil Robertson by stating via twitter: “I think it would be a better show if gay people got to throw phil Robertson (sic) … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

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STOOPIDEST WORDS SPEWED BY A HOUSEWIFE: We Have Another Winner!!

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After many reminders of the dumbazz words which heave and erupt from the Housewives mouths, have relegated HagfaceKyle’s “winning words” to the side… and will feature MORE ridiculousness gushed from the Housewives! Today will feature the intellect of one of … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA, TERESA GIUDICE: Caption This… What Is Melissa Gettin’ Tree For Christmas?

MeGo was doin’ her Christmas shopping early this year… and had her list prepared!  WHAT did MeGo write on her list???

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Joanna Krupa On Brandi Glanville… The Jersey Accent…Bruce To Brenda… Da Joodice’s At Pink Concert… Joyce Giraud Calls RHOBH “Disgusting”; Hates Brandi Glanville!

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RHOM’s PierogiPrincess throws in her two cents about DrunkOtis’ alleged racist remark.  “Alleged” because DrunkOtis says there was nothing racist about what she said. The pot talks about the kettle: ‘When you think someone can’t get any lower than that, … Continue reading

RHONJ: THOSE OFFERS ARE ROLLIN’ IN FOR BUBBAJAX’ DAUGHTER!!

After hearing about BubbaJax’ daughter, Asslee Holmes, doin’ her “modeling”… offers from **cough, cough** legitimate sources started flooding in!!

Well, ONE started to drip in…

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Kyle Richards… Mauricio Umansky…Kim Richards’ Nephew…Paul Nassif, Terry Dubrow… Yolanda Foster, David Foster…

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YIKES!!!   And to think that the paps were paid to take her pictures!  HagfaceKyle should destroy the digitals! See more photos of HagfaceKyle Richards at TheDailyMail… Speakin’ of HagfaceKyle… her husband, MO-Ree-C-O cannot unload Barry Bonds’ house!  The house … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: New Jersey…Febus FundRaising… NJ Hair Stylist…BubbaJax’ Daughter’s “Business Opportunity”

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A New Jersey winery has raised more than $5,000 to help rebuilding efforts after Superstorm Sandy thanks to brisk sales of a line of table wines with customizable labels.  NOTE:  All they could raise was $5,000???? A hair stylist who has … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: “Separated”… The Rumor…

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Oh, come on now!!!   The latest re Tree and JuicyJoe Joodice was totally made up by a 13-year-old intern!  It is a ridiculous premise… What is the latest?  That Tree and JuicyJoe are “separating” because of their legal problems. … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… Three Years Ago 2010: Teresa Giudice Bankruptcy… Tree Screams In Court Hallway… Joe Giudice Says, “I’m f**king tired of this TV sh*t!”

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The recent 41-count Federal Indictment against Teresa and Joe Giudice didn’t just happen.  Da Joodice’s legal problems have been hanging over them for over three years. The following, re Tree screeching at Monica Chacon in a NJ Court was originally … Continue reading

TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: JuicyJoe In MORE Driving Trouble!… Ticketed For Driving Old “Un-Inspected” Maserati… And “No Insurance”

JUICYJOE JOODICE… TAKIN' THE BUS FROM NOW ON!

JUICYJOE JOODICE… WAITIN’ FOR A BUS…

Joe Giudice, 43, Italian immigrant, Towaco resident, star of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” and soon-to-be maybe “going away”…  was pulled over in Montville and issued two summonses earlier today, November 26.

“Guidice was operating a Maserati on Hook Mountain Road and was observed with no inspection sticker.

Mr. Guidice was directed to the inspection unit and issued two summonses by Montville Police,” said Montville Police Capt. Rudy Appelmann.

“The summonses were for failure to inspect and expired insurance card.”

NOTE:  No wonder the Maserati wasn’t inspected!!   The Maserati JuicyJoe was driving was “sold” to him years ago by Joe Mastropole… when JuicyJoe and Joe Mastropole    were still on good terms as business partners.  Joe Mastropole was NOT paid for the car and is still waiting to be paid… for the car and for the lawsuit he won in court!  Yes, the same lawsuit which Tree Joodice states on the RHONJ that Mastropole was paid…     

Perhaps JuicyJoe was driving the Maserati to a used car dealer… need that cash to pay all those legal fees piling up!

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: Federal Prosecutors Pursuing Deportation For JuicyJoe… US Courts Video Explains Seriousness Of Bankruptcy…

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The prosecutor in the Teresa and Joe Giudice case said in Federal court yesterday that they (US Government) were going to pursue deportation for Joe Giudice, the father of four daughters:  Gia (born 2001), Gabriella (born 2004), Milani (born 2005) … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: Heading Into Court For Arraignment… Pleads “Not Guilty”… Juicy’s Attorney Speaks… VIDEO… Refresher On 41-Counts From July 2013…

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  Since TreeJoodice entered her “not guilty” plea hours ago in Federal Court, she is saying that she WAS employed as a real estate agent and earned $15,000 as stated on the documents submitted to da Joodice’s lenders…. and didn’t … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: MORE Charges Added To Their 39-Count Federal Indictment! … Now 41 Counts!

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A federal grand jury added two counts to the original charges against Teresa and Joe Giudice of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” who are accused of lying on applications for mortgages and other loans when they didn’t have much … Continue reading