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BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

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THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

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BUBBA JAX Explains WHY She Skipped RHONJ Reunion Show…Does NOT Mention Signature Lawsuit!

BubbaJax tweets the reasons WHY she there was an empty space on the sofa at the RHONJ reunion show: “Wasn’t at season3 reunion bc I was upset w/some people that I couldn’t discuss at reunion&was also during the height of … Continue reading

“THE TALK” Talks About Tree And Juicy Goin’ To Prison…

Sharon Osbourne goes soft on da Joodices… Sheryl goes hard line, “If you do the crime, you gotta do the time…”  MEH!  We’re givin’ these chicks 393473,883436 Kens!

 

(Thanks to SH reader “Chris”!!!)

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: GUILTY Plea Deal Explained… Repay Money… Forfeit Property… Tree A “Minor Participant” IF Both Fully Cooperate

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Teresa and Joe Giudice formally changed their plea from “NOT Guilty” … to “GUILTY”… FOUR documents have been filed in connection with the Federal cases against Tree and Juicy.  First, is the Plea Agreement with Giuseppe Giudice a/k/a “joe Giudice”. In … Continue reading

TERESA GIUDICE: Tree Now Sellin’ Coffee!

Tree Joodice is selling “TuscanSunset” coffee…  Hazelnut/Vanilla/Maple…

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NOTE: Don’t be surprised to see TreeJoodice pushin’ more products… she has an enormous legal bill to pay!

SH ***EXCLUSIVE*** YOLANDA FOSTER: KingDave Rushed To ER After “Too Real” Nightmare! … UPDATE: Even More **Exclusive-y**!! YODA Has House Nightmare On The Same Night!!!

KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement!  Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!  

A NIGHTMARE!!  

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NOTE:  YODA had a nightmare, too!!  YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!!   $26 million BELOW asking price!!!  After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!!  To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!

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MELISSA GORGA: Messy Lookin’ For Sympathy… What Will Melissa Do For Her Very Ill Aunt?… Will Melissa Charge Tickets For A Benefit And Sell Her CDs…As She Did In 2011???

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Melissa Gorga’s relative is ill… she tweeted about it today and is asking for your prayers: After reading Melissa’s tweets, was thoroughly disgusted.  WHY???  Because in 2011, another of Melissa’s aunts, Lorraine Royale, was extremely ill AND financially desperate.  What … Continue reading

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DANNY PROVENZANO: Danielle Staub’s “Friend” Says That New Jersey Don’t Get No Respect!! NewJersey Mayor Can’t Get S-Bowl Tickets!!

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Look who shows up on an item about the Mayor of North Rutherford NJ!  It’s Danielle Staub’s BFF… Danny Pro!!!  Danny says to get respect, ya gotta shoot ‘em!! NOTE:  Danny Provenzano is also featured in the longer version of … Continue reading

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FROM THE 2011 SH ARCHIVES … TERESA GIUDICE: Da Joodice’s Are “Leaving The Bankruptcy Behind Us”… VIDEO

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While searching for something else, found this from 2011! TreeJoodice is tryin’ to convince viewers and herself that all the bankruptcy stuff is behind her and Juicy… nice try!!!  Interesting to find items from years ago which don’t turn out … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Next Season Story Line… “Old v New”…Teresa, Melissa and Dina FIGHT With Napolitano Twins and Amber Nicole

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The Housewives are just so predictable!  Anyone could write the next season’s story lines.  Really, what else are they going to come up with??  They cannot continue the Gorga v Joodice feud… that was annoying and boring two seasons ago! … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS: Who Kept Them??

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Since there is absolutely nothing new with any of the Housewives… really, what could be said or done which has not been already said or done…let’s take a look back at some of the preposterous items from New Year’s past! … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… REAL Reality… Warning: Do NOT Read If You Even Think You Will Be “Offended”!!

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HERE is the latest re “DuckDynasty’s” Phil Robertson.  Doug Ellin, the creator of HBO’s show, “Entourage,” has blasted Phil Robertson by stating via twitter: “I think it would be a better show if gay people got to throw phil Robertson (sic) … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

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STOOPIDEST WORDS SPEWED BY A HOUSEWIFE: We Have Another Winner!!

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After many reminders of the dumbazz words which heave and erupt from the Housewives mouths, have relegated HagfaceKyle’s “winning words” to the side… and will feature MORE ridiculousness gushed from the Housewives! Today will feature the intellect of one of … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA, TERESA GIUDICE: Caption This… What Is Melissa Gettin’ Tree For Christmas?

MeGo was doin’ her Christmas shopping early this year… and had her list prepared!  WHAT did MeGo write on her list???

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Joanna Krupa On Brandi Glanville… The Jersey Accent…Bruce To Brenda… Da Joodice’s At Pink Concert… Joyce Giraud Calls RHOBH “Disgusting”; Hates Brandi Glanville!

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RHOM’s PierogiPrincess throws in her two cents about DrunkOtis’ alleged racist remark.  “Alleged” because DrunkOtis says there was nothing racist about what she said. The pot talks about the kettle: ‘When you think someone can’t get any lower than that, … Continue reading

RHONJ: THOSE OFFERS ARE ROLLIN’ IN FOR BUBBAJAX’ DAUGHTER!!

After hearing about BubbaJax’ daughter, Asslee Holmes, doin’ her “modeling”… offers from **cough, cough** legitimate sources started flooding in!!

Well, ONE started to drip in…

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HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Kyle Richards… Mauricio Umansky…Kim Richards’ Nephew…Paul Nassif, Terry Dubrow… Yolanda Foster, David Foster…

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YIKES!!!   And to think that the paps were paid to take her pictures!  HagfaceKyle should destroy the digitals! See more photos of HagfaceKyle Richards at TheDailyMail… Speakin’ of HagfaceKyle… her husband, MO-Ree-C-O cannot unload Barry Bonds’ house!  The house … Continue reading