REAL REALITY STUFF!… The Ocean Is Closed… Elderly Couple Kicked Out of House…Playing “It Tag” Is Dangerous!… Who Is SIRI?… Mail Carrier Caught

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The moronic Housewives are becoming ever more BOOOOORING.  Last night’s RHONJ Reunion Show was so predictable …  is there anyone who was surprised or could not have taken logical guesses as to what was to take place on the reunion … Continue reading


TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!… What Kinda Mother Are YOU????

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Some people are NOT meant to be mothers!  This person, in particular, should have been sterilized for the living hell she put her children through… From UNEDITED VERSION OF THE SUBMITTED OBITUARY: January 4, 1935 August 30, 2013 Marianne Theresa Johnson- … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: How Jax Met Chris Laurita…

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ORIGINALLY POSTED August 7, 2012    RE-POSTED June 4, 2013   Whilst (love that word!) searching for something else, found this!    Since we’re talkin’ about the RHONJ, let’s take another look at how those two meant-for-each-other-cute-as-a-button-FranklinLakesLovies initially found each … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Lisa Vanderpump on DWTS “Got Da Boot”!…Paul Nassif “MR Maloof”???…David Foster On DWTS With JLo and Bocelli… Gretchen Rossi Makes Front Page News!!… Note To ALL SH Readers!

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Lisa Vanderpump got da boot on tonight’s “Dancing With the Stars”… Lisa STILL has her butter commercial!! ************************************** Dr. Paul Nassif attended the Rihanna concert last night in LA.   It didn’t look like Paul’s reported girlfriend, Miss Nevada, … Continue reading


JACQUELINE LAURITA: How Jax Met Chris Laurita…

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August 7, 2012  11:30 pm    While searching for something else, found this! “HOW I MET CHRIS” For those of you who have been asking about how Chris and I met, I will tell you the story. Chris and I … Continue reading


TERESA GIUDICE, MELISSA GORGA: Dina Manzo “The Real Tree/MeGo Story”… “No Brain Tree”…VIDEO

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July 1, 2012  9:00 am                                           Caroline Manzo, Teresa Giudice, Dina Manzo… The following video of Dina Manzo explaining the Tree/MeGo … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” WEEKEND EDITION: Dina Manzo “Casting For Dina’s Party”…Vicki Gunvalson, Sonja Morgan… Real Housewives of Dublin…Beverly Hills News… Kim Zolciak Poll Results…AND… Who Owns Kim’s House??… EBay Listing Shana “Taylor Armstrong” Ring… Gretchen Rossi… PHOTOS

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June 2, 2012  1:30 pm   UPDATE  3:00 pm If you’re interested in buying Shana’s ring, it’s for sale on EBay. Real Housewife of New Jersey, Dina Manzo, wants to throw your next party! HGTV is Now Casting “Dina’s Party”… From … Continue reading



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POSTED FEBRUARY 26, 2012  10:55 pm  Shana… “Taylor Armstrong” and John Bluher… during Shana’s NYC media blitz John Bluher and Shana are in business together… they are partners in TAO Entertainment…and TAO Designs: Both TAO Entertainment and TAO Designs were … Continue reading



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Several SH readers have sent me this item from HuffPo… …regarding Jacqueline Laurita’s claims that the New Jersey Housewife was NEVER a stripper.   I have issues with this particular item for a few reasons. From Rob Shuter at HuffPo: Now, … Continue reading

Lynne Curtin… Fashion (Non)Sense

Ex-cast member of the Real Housewives of Orange County and first full-fledged, founding and only member (thus far) of the Stoopid Housewives Club, Lynne Curtin, has finally updated her jewelry and bedding site (  Until recently, Ms. Curtin was only taking pre-orders for her uniquely visionary jewelry line via her site…

Lynne’s jewelry line was being sold at Fred Segel Boutique and Demi Things and probably some other places…  However, Fred Segel is no longer carrying her jewelry line and Demi-Things’ website is down and their last twitter and facebook entries were in July, 2010: site:

Lynne CurtinLynne CurtinLynne Curtin‘Love Chains’  $148

So, what’s a girl to do when she has her cuff line ready to go and her LA-area retailers have let her down?  You promote the hell out of your expanded line… in addition to cuffs, Lynne also offers earrings, necklaces, handbags and bedding!  Lynne will gift one of her Wonder Woman-inspired cuffs with each order of Lynne Curtin bedding: (


The Raquel Collection $289

(Free Cuff!!!)

Also, you go to the people to sell your slew of treasures, you don’t wait for the people to come to you… the people who want to buy your quaintly bizarre junk bangles, gems and frippery.  So, where in the world will Lynne go to sell her wearable doodads objets d’art??  Logically, the locale would be somewhere in California (LA, San Fran, San Diego)/Nevada (Las Vegas, of course)/Arizona (pick a place)… however, Ms. Curtin does not possess that part of her brain which knows the meaning of the word ‘logic’ or ‘logical’ (one of the reasons she is the founding member of the SHC)…

‘Fringe’  $595,  ‘Mini-Fringe’ $325

Lynne will be appearing on March 12, 2011 at Sophistikate in…. wait for it… Bethlehem, PA.  HUH???  Yes, Lynne will be there at 12 and 3 pm only… and if you want to purchase items from Lynne, you will also need to purchase a ticket to do so:

12:00 PM Appearance/ Cocktail & SOPHISTIKATE Tank TopMore Info $35.00 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
3:00 PM Appearance/ Cocktail & Lynne Curtin Cuff More Info $150.00 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
3:00 PM Appearance/ Cocktail and Lynne Curtin Earring More Info $85.00 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
1. What do I want to do on Saturday March 12, 2011?

a) Meet a Super Hot Celeb, a.k.a. Orange County Housewife, Lynne Curtin
b) Have a delicious Emperors Brand Martini or glass of yummy Voga Moscato wine
c) Shop some amazing cuffs, earrings, and accessories
d) Be seen
e) All of the above …

It’s a free country and I wish Lynne and her jewelry line much success…  and if that’s what it takes for Lynne to make a success of her business, then she should puddle jump all over the US and Canada, selling tickets to see her and to sell the hell out of her various goods.

There’s just one teeny, tiny little bit of information that is posted on her promotional content that I needed further explanation, so I gave Sophistikate in Bethlehem, PA a call. In Ms. Curtin’s promo, it states that she is being sponsored by various local businesses and ‘the Real Housewives of Orange County.’  The very nice person I spoke with at Sophistikate was unaware that Ms. Curtin was no longer appearing on Bravo as an Orange County Housewife, but she would bring this to the attention of Sophistikate’s owner.  I told her that I would give her a call back next week to find out what Sophistikate’s owner had to say…

Lynne will never lose her ‘association’ with RHOOC, but how did she go about being ‘sponsored’ by them for her PA appearance?

Lynne’s before and after facelift photos… just for the hell of it…

It’s too bad that DemiThings went bust… they had a cute video promoting Lynne’s line: