Real Housewives of DC: Michaele Salahi Tries to Sing

Oh, the depths to which the Housewives fall!!!    This is just so awful…

Messy Salami tries her best to keep rhythm while trying to sing her new song, ‘Bump It’…

Messy’s back up singer gives some relief from hearing Messy’s voice…

And about that short time in Celebrity Rehab…

“I never said I had an addiction. The show reached out to me, and they said it would be a documentary. I have multiple sclerosis, and I think they really wanted to go a different route and add some different dynamics.”  But she said she had second thoughts when the show started.  “I thought, ‘wow, to be a part of something that would help my health’ but then I got in and said this isn’t really for me,” she said. “I wanted to leave and then it gets spun a different way because it’s cooler to have me kicked off.”     UH… OK, Messy!

Note to Messy:   You should have gone the cookbook route…

 

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The Salamis… Too Fake For Reality TV

I just knew it! The Real Housewife of DC‘s Missy Salami and husband Tarmac hightailed it out of Pasadena CA just days after Missy was admitted to Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab because Tarmac screwed Michael Lohan out of rent money and soon after Dr. Drew couldn’t find Missy’s MS… or anything else wrong with her.

Missy, I’ve given you a thorough exam… You didn’t even test positive for gingevitis…

From Radaronline.com:

“Michaele Salahi was discharged by Dr. Drew Pinsky approximately one hour ago. Michaele has a ton of issues but she clearly has no addiction issues, whatsoever,” says the source.  “Michaele was a distraction to other cast members, and was complaining that Dr. Drew wasn’t properly treating her MS.  (Uh… that’s because she doesn’t have MS…)

Did they run actual medical tests on you? Uh, yes, Tarmac. Oooh… well you better start drinkin’ Johnny Walker or we gotta get the hell outta here…

“Dr. Drew did a thorough medical examination of her, including a full neurological check-up, and she is fine. Michaele is all drama, that is her main issue.”  But according to her husband Tareq, who spoke exclusively with RadarOnline.com, Michaele only agreed to do Celebrity Rehab to get help from Dr. Drew for her Multiple Sclerosis.   “She was really leaning on Dr. Drew who is a respected doctor to get her through some of the issues after the White House, when she went to Congress, when she went into relapse with her Multiple Sclerosis. She takes this very seriously.”  (You fly your wife clear across the country to see a doctor who is an addiction specialist to treat her MS when you have the finest, world-class MS experts right in your backyard in DC?  Moron… )

Tareq adds that Michaele takes her condition seriously and that it was the show that wanted her to pretend to be something she wasn’t.  Tareq says he now has plans of exposing the makings of reality shows on national television.  (Anything to stay in the spotlight…)

Oh, thank you, Dr. Drew!  I never thought I’d ever meet people worse than me… let me grab a tissue… thank you, Dr. Drew, thank you…

“My wife takes her health situation very seriously, she has a real diagnosis of Multiple Sclerosis.  (Can we see those documented medical reports, please?  ‘Cause even Dr. Drew can’t find her MS…) You know, we can show you a bunch of emails about what they wanted her to pretend to be, therefore, but that’s going to come out later on with one of the major networks.”  “See the first episode of busting some of these reality shows open on ABC News 20/20.  There will be a special on Friday and maybe more to come after that.”

Source:  http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/03/exclusive-details-michaele-salahi-ousted-dr-drews-celebrity-rehab-expose-works

The Salamis… Scammer Update

The Salamis doin’ their usual smilin’, ‘cocked head’ pose

Michaele Salami just won’t give up and go away… remember her from the Real Housewives of DC???   She has entered this on her facebook page in the hopes that Bravo Andy will read it and remember who she is:

“A MS awareness “Real” message: “When Reality gets too Real for TV” Some TV executives struggle on how to deal with real life illnesses, in my case a Real Housewife with Multiple Sclerosis… How do you think a network like Bravo will handle it? These are the real hard issues that face persons with disabilities throughout the world with their employers or contractors. Watch what happens!”

NOTE: Is her message a dare to Bravo and Andy (TV executive) in particular?  If Bravo does not renew RHODC for a second season (which is not likely), will Missy have the big burglar balls to sue them for discriminating against a ‘disabled’ person?  Missy claims that she is afflicted with MS, but she has yet to produce any legitimate recent test results or doctor’s affidavits to confirm her diagnosis.  Scammer, con artist pros such as the Salamis will do anything to remain in the public eye and will do anything to generate income, such as suing Bravo and Miss Andy… Missy’s last line says it all:  ‘Watch what happens!’  Yeah, we’re watchin’ you, Missy…

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THE SALAMIS GOT AWAY WITH IT…

Doin’ their usual pose…

WASHINGTON –More than a year after photogenic Tareq and Michaele Salahi crashed the White House and caused an uproar, it appears unlikely the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington will  file charges in the case, ticklethewire.com has learned.

That conclusion, according to a source, comes after an exhaustive investigation, and after some law enforcement officials had pushed for criminal charges.  The couple crashed the White House party on Nov. 24, 2009, and created an embarrassment for the U.S. Secret Service and the Department of Homeland Security.

Federal authorities had reportedly been looking at possibly charging the couple with criminally trespassing or lying to a federal agent. But some observers inside the Beltway felt all along that it would have been a tough case to prosecute, particularly  considering that the couple insisted they were invited, did nothing to disguise themselves when they entered the White House, and even posed with the vice president.  Plus, in the end, fair to say, very few people in the public wanted to see the Salahis back in the limelight.

Bill Miller, a spokesman for U.S. Attorney’s Office, declined comment.

Source:  http://www.ticklethewire.com/2011/02/24/criminal-charges-not-likely-in-salahi-party-crashing-cases/